fuck off /r9k/, you've been promptly found out, guilty of hijacking our board
get out REEEEEEEE
Most /pol/ and /r9k/ users crossboard
Source: I do it
>>29350484
You mean most /fit/ crossposts with /r9k/. Like me. and several people I know.
>mfw this happening right now
>>29350756
>>29348313
>>29349900
>mfw robot don't realize being angry and posting in this thread only help them
I hate womens'' personalities, but am repulsed by mens' bodies.
Come on, "repulsed"?
Men's bodies are boring, not repulsive
>>29350420
That's why there's 2D, anon. 2D is superior.
>>29350420
seems like youre ready for trap threads
>tfw no boyfriend to have friday night online dinner dates with
>tfw no boyfriend to eat tasty food with on skype and stream a movie after
oh well i guess it's the lonely tendies and anime again for me...
salty tears stain my honey mustard dipping sauce :'(
baiting for skype usernames
>>29350426
we all have needs anon...
>>29350415
We know you're dude, faggot.
OF COURSE WASN'T ORIGINAL CONTENT
"Just got back from the gym"
What did she mean by this?
>>29350401
Back from a workout of fingering herself.
Maybe.
Or maybe she is being honest.
Who knows? I don't.
>>29350495
Nice tits, btw.
Wish the hoodie were not there.
>>29350401
"I needed to say somethign because just showing my breasts would be so lol and liek weird but I want to show my boobs so I need to say somethign lol, oh hey I'm wearing a gym shirt lol"
>She has a "co-exist" sticker on her vehicle
>>29350337
>she has dyed hair
>she cosplays
>she doesnt like warhammer
>>29350337
>She has seen a penis before
Who is Chad voting for in the general? Trump has the alpha factor, but girls hate him and seem to like Clinton
>>29350320
Chad don't give a fuck. If he votes for Trump women will be butthurt about it and fuck him a bit roughly to teach him respect and he votes for Hillary they'll be all over his cock anyway.
I know a Chad who is voting Trump, and even wears the MAGA hat around campus, yet still gets pussy. What gives? Trump is supposed to be the last hope for jaded outcasts
>>29350362
This. Chad doesn't vote. Chad's life is amazing regardless of who wins. Also women like chad regardless of what he does. Chad could openly support the Stanford dude and Bill Cosby and women would still fuck him. Just secretly.
tell me the truth arcanine is this enough to satisfy a woman p-pls no bully
>inb4 short frenulum
>brother's penis was slightly above 4 inches
>still made me cum
that looks like around 7 or 8 inches which is too big. 6 is perfect. 5 is okay. 4 is okay.
>>29350577
thx senpai I appreciate it, it's 6 inches at best tho
>uncut
DROPPED.exe
What does it taste like, r9k?
>>29350298
Kind of "acidic".
I actually read up about it.
Kill me.
>>29350298
old sperms, douche, blood, bennies, mucuos membrane
>>29350298
Salty milk and coins
And I know that phrase isn't unique so I won't even bother trying
Do you guys think I have a chance with her? She looks shy and insecure, and probably likes spending time with very few people.
And besides, she looks very pretty. I'd make sure to compliment her so she understand my affection for her.
>>29350265
She looks like a slut who fks with niggers. Good luck fgt
No. If you like someone so much that you're thinking about them and posting their pic before they even acknowledge your existence, it's already over.
>>29350265
>hot stacy with glasses
>guys she is probably shy and nerdy!
How is that different from girls saying they like nerds and post pics of hot chads with books?
Low quality bait
What's the point of life if you're not good looking nor funny nor charismatic or pleasant to be around ? What did I do to deserve this ? Why do I have to suffer everyday like this ? Why did I get cursed to be completely alone for the rest of my life ? Why can't I function like a normal person ? Why I can't make connections with people ? I sometimes feel like I'm alien who was dropped on this planet when I was a baby..
>>29350238
Is it really that Bad? I like to believe we are not far apart, I am neither charismatic, nor good looking (not fat but always dangerously close), face is average at best, disgusting at worst. Aditionally I'm disabled. However - does this mean you have to feel like shit? No. Not necessarily. Maybe you can't do what I do, because I've never been the type for feelings (sometimes it makes me wonder if something is wrong with me) but try and do what you want. Go outside, into nature. Get a small but loyal...
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>>29350315
Well that's the problem my man , I can't bond with people at all , even my closest friends , I never felt human before
>>29350386
Bonding is a big Word. When I see other people (or my friends) with their friends it always feels superficial to me, like they both try to keep up a Fake smile. True bonding will only be created over years and you have to put work into it. Easiest way is friends from childhood, but I guess you lost contact. If you are at Uni/School/work those are ways to find friends, if neither I guess Clubs, or via mutual Hobbies.
I know how you feel, I was just very fortunate with some people I met. It can be pretty crushing....
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Hello /r9k/ decided to create a generic Chad profile on Tinder, OKC and POF with amazing, yet typical, results. Just a daily reminder that if you're not Chad you will remain a bitter virgin like me.
So get in this thread and let's BTFO some roasties and spread some women hate and misogyny.
>>29350153
>self-professed bitter virgin who wastes his time pretending to be someone else on social media
>BTFO out of anyone
pick one
Here's the generic Chad profile notice how you'll never in your life look like this?
>>29350153
Maybe you should stop using dating sites specifically designed to judge people based on their looks as evidence that people only care about your look.
i masturbated to cuck porn for the first time today
i want to fucking kill myself
the orgasm was fast and when I came, it felt like a very tight, painful sensation (due to the years of jerking off because of feelings of inadequacy causing damage)
i just wish i was fucking dead
But you're going to do it again, aren't you?
>>29350387
probably. I fucking hate having a stupid porn addiction
it's all other people's fault anyways
women are so open about wanting big cocks and tall men and nothing else
it's impossible to not feel insecure
>>29349985
I can only masturbate now to interracial cuck porn, I focus on the girl and how much pleasure she gets.
Also recently I have started wanting to be in her place and get dicked by those black bulls.I really wish I was a woman just to enjoy them.
Which one would you rather be, r9k?
>>29349900
bottom, but i already am
>>29349900
can I be both?
Well I'd like to be the key holder but I have an awful tendency to misplace stuff for ages in the mess of my room. It's not an issue, right?
ATTENTION
We need to take back /r9k/ from the normalshit invaders. These invaders will post
>fembot feels threads
>sex advice threads
>other shit about women
We need to work together to take this board back. Here are 2 minutes of my thoughts on the matter:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zd2Smp2t4Mc
>>29349891
We need to flood normie threads with gore and animal abuse. That offends them
>>29349891
Ironically posting with them just makes the problem worse.
>>29350377
True same goes with any meme, because the ironical meme will be used by normies no matter how shitty it is.
How do you cope with the fact that you are an oxymoron?
You claim to be "robots", but one definition of a robot is:
"Robot: used to refer to a person who behaves in a mechanical or unemotional manner." That is from an actual dictionary, and isn't the main definition, but the one most commonly used when referring to humans as a robot.
Despite this moniker, this board is almost completely full of threads about relationships, being lonely, hating women, alpha/beta designations, etc. To actually believe in any of these concepts, by definition,...
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Lurk moar newfag. It's based on the name of the board.
>>29349897
I have lurked /r9k/ since 2008.
I expect a serious answer, please elaborate.
bump
It's sad that this thread will probably die.