>She has a "co-exist" sticker on her vehicle
>>29350337
>she has dyed hair
>she cosplays
>she doesnt like warhammer
>>29350337
>She has seen a penis before
>>29350337
>She has tattoos
>She has piercings outside her ears.
>She is vegan/vegetarian
>She is bisexual
>She believes in made up genders or sexualities
>She is a feminist
>She is fat
>She is polyamorous
>She has short hair
>Dyed hair unnatural color
Pretty sure that is all the red signs.
>>29350337
She tells you you remind her of her father
She says she loves you on the first date
Both of the above happen within an hour of meeting her, followed by sex wherein she immediately mounts you when you say you didn't bring condoms
(I totally had condoms, but that pussy was 2 gud)
>>29350337
Cancer.
>pic related
>>29350988
you're dick is so small that if she has so much as seen another penis you can guarantee your's isn't as big/bigger?
>she's 3D pig disgusting
>>29350337
Bisexuality/raised by single mother/into male hobbies lime games/male best friend and-or mostly male friends/on facebook/is a redhead/has fucked more than 3 dudes/tattoos or piercings(not counting normal single pearcing on each ear)/wears short-shorts and skirts outside of the bedroom
Fatal flags above, trust me.
>>29351063
It's not about penis size at all actually, but thanks for projecting your own insecurities.
It's about the fact that a respectable woman should have the self-control to remain chaste for her future husband. I'm not going to marry Chad's used up cumrag.
Enjoy your sloppy seconds, cuckold.
>She's fucked a nigger
Ew
>She's a liberal
>She has lots of male "friends"
>She likes to ride horses and loves animals
>Her hair is dyed
>She is shorter than 5'5"
>She has piercings other than earrings
>She is friends with black people
>She wears basketball shoes
>She has a relatively active Twitter account
>She listens to rap or Beyonce
The other day I saw a 2/10 girl driving a car with simultaneously stickers for:
>coexist
>bernie sanders
>bobs burgers
I threw up in my mouth a bit
>>29351102
Virgin detected
What's it even like, being a virgin and so fucked mentally that you're insuring you'll never lose it?
>>29351178
I threw up just from reading that
>>29351110
I don't know which is worst: the fact that you are racist, or the fact that you like /co/ /co/ 's bizarre adventure.
either way, you're an autist for it.
>>29351178
Nothing wrong with the first 2 tho
>>29351230
actualy nevermind, just tok a betteer look at the context behind it. You are ok.
>>29351230
Everyone's a racist. Some people are just honest about it.
>>29351246
kys kid
>>29351246
13 year old white kid detected
>she has a talking voice above 60dB
>>29351230
>/co/co/'s bizarre adventure
>minions
cold as ice my nigga
>>29351178
Posting some OC, I used to see this car every day on the bus in HS, and the other year I saw it randomly in a parking lot, had to get a pic.
>>29351712
Wtf why is it rotated, fuck this gay image uploader
>>29351178
bob's burgers is alright, but you've gotta be braindead to advertise your taste in mainstream tv shows with a fucking car sticker
>>29351063
>>29351181
"MUH DICK"
"DUMB VIRGIN LOL"
>>29351801
>saving this image
>reposting this image
>someone actually got so buttblasted that they made this image
picture, thousand words, etc
Dyed hair beware, choker don't poke her
has majority of guy friends who act super pervy and she doesn't tell them to quit it even while she's got a BF
>>29351866
>Has no arguments
>Has to resort to insulting the image
Stop anon you're embarrassing yourself
>bmi over 18
astounds me that some men are attracted to ball shaped girls
>Is someone other than myself
>>29351952
lmao, that image really validated your existence, didn't it?
>>29352089
It's just a fucking image and you're chimping out over it holy shit.
You're even more pathetic than I am.
>>29351036
you are such a hood rat
>she thrives on creating drama
no shit, my oneitis does this and it quickly turns me away from her
>She is a smoker
>She is completely fat and untidy
That's basically it. I can bypass sometimes when she smokes, but really my KV life has come o that point that this is only true red alert:
>She has the same genitalia as me
>>29351070
The only true red flag desu
>>29351102
The actuall thing by me is not that I am expecting her that never had sex because of that that she should remain chaste, although I would like a girl like that.
The reason for me is that I'll feel anyways terrible cause I would be experiencing things like kissing or intercourse for the first time in my life. I just can't imagine how would it be if she's done that already and simply I would feel like she has a lot more experience than me. It would break me, but now as I am 21 years old I don't think that I'm finding cute virgin girl that loves me the way I love her. I would either have to live through that fact that she is complete stacy in comparison to me or to simply become a wizard.
>>29351143
What's wrong with animals? Nice people generally like animals.
