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Hello /r9k/ decided to create a generic Chad profile on Tinder, OKC and POF with amazing, yet typical, results. Just a daily reminder that if you're not Chad you will remain a bitter virgin like me.

So get in this thread and let's BTFO some roasties and spread some women hate and misogyny.
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>>29350153
>self-professed bitter virgin who wastes his time pretending to be someone else on social media
>BTFO out of anyone

pick one
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Here's the generic Chad profile notice how you'll never in your life look like this?
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>>29350153
Maybe you should stop using dating sites specifically designed to judge people based on their looks as evidence that people only care about your look.
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>>29350180
kek

/thread

this comment is original
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Already have a message I'm sure she has many interesting things to talk about. Lets see how this goes
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>>29350174
>>29350180
>white knight
>roastie
>beta
>Reddit

Take your pick I'm sure one of them applies

rooooooo
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>>29350174
Please go, Reddit. Stop ruining these threads.
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Here's a convo I started on OKC try hards are pathetic
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>>29350374
>implying they are not
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>>29350259
Rachel please you're trying too hard haven't you learned from what >>29350374 said?
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>>29350374
Fake people are so dumb fr

DEVILISH
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>>29350449
what a worthless whore

she should die
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>>29350449
I wonder if she'll turn into a dog hater like me?
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>>29350449
My man, you need to act like you don't care and see how hard you can push the girls just because you're Chad.

>he is indeed
That has no segue, bitch didn't even put any thought or effort to that. Best believe she knows what she's doing, seeking to rekindle the convo is standard beta behavior.

Just act like a dick to see how hard they'll grovel just because you're Chad.
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>>29350578
Why not tell her to come to some place at some time and do this for a lot of different girls and go there and yell "reeeeeeee" at them.
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>>29350540
>>29350578
Picking up your advice my man and turning up the douche factor. Feel free to lob me anything to say to these roasties for extra toast
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>>29350491
Lets get toasty in here

captcha bread
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>>29350177
But I look like him. Is this post ironic or something? He doesn't look that Chad to me.
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>>29350728
That was excellent. She must be very confused too considering how beta you came off initially.

Try to follow the 2/3 rule: your msgs should be 2/3 the length of theirs to show you have less invested.
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>>29350728
The desperation is amazing
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>>29350848
>d-don't worry about the dogs, i have a cat too! you liek cats right? ;_; pls don't leave
this is too perfect
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>>29350779
But it's impossible to type that less with some, you'd end up with a 4 letter limit on messages
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>>29350773
Lets see if this one is as bendable as Rachel
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>>29350848
make her take pics of all her pets in a line so you can judge. does tinder allow that?
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>am a chad
>autistic
Oh woe is me!
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>>29350848
Hmm lets see if she'd ditch the dogs for Chad
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>>29350991
When the women senses Chads departure is near she quickly finds a way to keep him interested
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>>29350991
inb4 "we could meet somewhere else with no dogs around"
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>>29351032
Shit forgot the pic my lads behold Rachel's desperation
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>>29350449
THATS NOT FUNNY WHY IS SHE LAUGHING
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>>29350935
Pics are a no go on Tinder m8
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>>29350728
>I have 4 of them
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>>29351060
Goddamn. If a woman has all these pets, she's lonely as fuck. And she's willing to trade them all for the promise of Chad.

THIS is revealing of the true nature of women. They may love you with all their heart today, but will easily throw you away for a better companion.
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I wholly support this endeavour
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>>29351060
Let's keep her hopes alive before we crush a few more of her dreams with her lust for Chad
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Not that hard guys, stop being autistic
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>>29351185
>A Chad that doesn't like dogs but likes cats

This is horrible catfishing.
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Is this the origin of "bee yourself XD"?
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>>29351273
>Chad showing his sensitive side just to her
I guess this woman has a shaking orgasm right now.
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>>29350153
why do robots think there's no middle ground?
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>>29351185
Rachel's try hard attempt to keep me around for her bum ass

>>29351273
Women don't care if you're attractive. It's obvious to us but to them they just see the Chad and lust for him.

also I just went based on the generic pic I found
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>>29351285
No shit it is. Chad just needs to exist to get fucked. "Be yourself" is Chad's "I think, therefor I am". "I am, therefor I get sum fuk"
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>>29350449
you're boring af dude
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>>29351340
holy shit dude you still type like a total beta
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>>29350449
Why is she laughing?
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>>29351342
>I am, therefor I get sum fuk
I can't describe how empty I feel
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Just got a match and immediately messaged with this. Will a woman ever send you messages like this to you mere seconds after matching you?

>>29351343
That's the point my dude Chad doesn't need to be interesting to have women grovel at his feet
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>>29350848
Why does she keep laughing?
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>>29351403
your point is that people like attractive people? shocker.
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>>29350153
Saw a Chad post this profile on Twitter.

Reminder that this is probably the kind of profile that gets the most positive responses from women.
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>>29351403
ask her if she's as heavy as her profile picture suggests
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>>29351403
Give her shit about sending a lame message with no content. Women would do that to men.

>>29351426
Women care about personality and are less shallow than men :^)
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>>29351366
>>29351343
Open to any and all suggestions to say to these roasties. If you feel you can give better responses post them and I'll be glad to pass it along
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>>29351450
nobody is as shallow as a robot
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>>29351403
>>29351445
echos oregano
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>>29351387
Because she has 4 dogs and a PUSSY
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>>29351494
Sure, buddy. What ever lets you sleep.
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While I await let me show you this thing my Chad managed to find

even trannies love the Donald
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>>29351508
Savage

go for blood, anon
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>>29351541
why would that stop anyone from sleeping?
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>>29351508
Simply brilliant desu
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>>29351508
Such toast dare I put her back in the toaster?
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>>29351607
Damn this bot I'm sure this is original
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>>29351629
ooooooooooh, she has a soul
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Top kekerino
Keep the thread going boys
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>>29351629
Tell her you meant it in a good way, that women are fed fake body images and you think 'big' is nice and healthy.
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>>29351629
Send her back "That's a yes ;)"
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>>29351629
Did she block you? if not, just tell her you weren't judging, you were just trying to get to know her
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>>29351629
Oops >>29351681 too late for that my boi
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>>29351629
So let me get this straight.

You swiped her right with a fake pic of a good looking guy.
She swiped you right because she found the guy in your fake pic hot.
She messages you, assuming its a match.
You insult her for swiping right and being shallow.

Basically you're just a bitter, ugly bastard who feeds off this to feel better about himself?
I mean yeah, shallow bitches and shit are cunts, but you'll notice alot of girls find attitude more attractive than looks. I'm like a 4/10 and don't do too terribly because I'm not a beta with poor social skills who's nervous around girls who ends up being rude thinking its everyone elses fault I'm single.

Seriously, kys.
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>>29351428
someone needs to go make this tinder and test it out
>>29351629
>>29351701
>>29351508
>>29351403
>>29351340
>>29351185
>>29351060
>>29350991
>>29350930
>>29350773
>>29350728
>>29350540
>>29350491
>>29350449
>>29350374
>>29350259
>>29350177
What's your bio? do you have any other pics?
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>>29351701
Is there any saving this for a Chad? Would a Chad even care?
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>>29351776
say "wait im sorry, lets start over again, I dont know what came over me"
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>>29351773
My bio is this >>29350177 literally no other pics
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>>29351776
Pretend that your mate was messing with your phone, you never even wrote that, he's a dick.
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>>29351824
>meanwhile my funny first pic and bio about myself only gets me 7 matches over a month
>tfw im not even ugly
WHAT THE FUCK THESE GUYS ARE ON ANOTHER LEVEL OF PLAYING FIELD
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>>29351776
just drop it, not worth it, anything else is gonna make you look like the biggest beta that ever lived
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>>29351776
>she was ACTUALLY chubby
that might've stung her too hard. maybe something like

>i'm just playin, you think id keep msging u if I wasn't?
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>>29351340
Kinda stuck here on boring old Rachel she is still very much desperate for Chad any thoughts?
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>>29351776
No matter what Chad said she is still desperate to keep talking to him
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>>29351776
"I don't waste time on chubbies. I want big beautiful thicc women, chubby isn't enough. You aren't some skinny bitch, are you?"
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>>29351951
"Enough bullshit, let's fuck"
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>>29351951
theres a lot of weebs in the navy and air force ask her about them chinese cartoons
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>>29351975
"Clearly not enough it seems"
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>>29351975
chad gets infinite lives
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>>29351975
"I could give you a good workout ;)))"
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>>29351975
What the hell, you've insulted her, she said bye, then she continues to reply to you like nothing has happened.
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>>29351975
Just see if you can get her to post tits.
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>>29352001
>>29352019

It looks more like a "as a matter of fact" context reply.
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>>29351975
that was brilliant. she knows YOU workout, from your pic, and this qualifier was also an indirect invitation. In her mind, she is thinking you're wondering if your lifestyles would be compatible, and she is eager to please that thundercock.

Bitch probably added a few extra days and hours in there.
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I need help talking to this chick. Im not a Chad.
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>>29352132
I like to hip hop around while getting head, u down?
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Why are you wasting her time? Did you create a fake Chad account because it's the only way you can get attention from women?
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>>29351975
Here goes again shall we see if Chad has another opening?
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>>29352132
Hey what's the craziest thing you've ever.
>cue proof of sexual prowess to appease thundercock
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>>29352159
Say this to a random chick, then when she acts confused act like nothing happened and try to use Chad powers to segue into something else.
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>>29352163
use >>29351818 to see if she will actually start over for chad
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>>29352163
>but thanks I guess
Chad can do no wrong
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>>29352163
Let's not bullshit around. You want it, and if you're nice about it, I'll let you have it.
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>>29351403
>Will a woman ever send you messages like this to you mere seconds after matching you?

Yes, that literally happens to me. I also get superlikes occasionally.
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>>29352173
Holy shit, do this. Lets get meta in here.
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>>29352163
OP it would mean the world to me if you would reply with this

>Alright well I'm feeling kind of horny tonight, and most of the chicks I'd hit up for this kind of the thing are busy. And you're honestly not that terrible looking, if you wanna meet up we can get something going.

i want to see what she'll say
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>>29351629
fat bitch lusting after a chad

what does she expect

stick to your own level fucking shitter
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>>29352163
Just ask her something trivial and definitely don't apologize.
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>>29352163
"Sorry I can be a bit up front sometimes, but I'm sure if you got to know me we would get along nicely ;) "
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>>29352163
>even after she got shit on from start to finish, she still tries to qualify herself
>and thanks you
Jesus christ this is the female equivalent of a beta orbiter. A literal doormat.

I see now how women stay in abusive relationships. Chads can do no wrong
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>>29352163
>I do so much spoarts my twat has biceps that can bench 200k
This one wants your approval m8
Quit beta jerkoff att
>yw apologies I'm just playing
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>>29352159
Well... ya, you can't get female attention on Tinder any other way.
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OP start busting out the sex cards
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>>29352228
Posted this with Rachel if you don't mind she is the most desperate and plus I just want it to end
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>>29352132
>hip hop heads
are you from the 1980s you totally fucking tool
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>>29352163
>>29352271
This one has self respect apparently
>muh equality!
>muh non-judgmental!
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>>29352396
Fuck I forgot pics

Also I have more matches I'm working on stay tuned my robot friends
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>>29352478
jesus I didn't think anyone could be that huge of a normie
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>>29352492
Rachel seems shocked Chad isn't who he said he is
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>>29352539
I was expecting her to decline while at the same time trying to not lose you
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>>29352539
kek thank you for that OP

technically she hasn't said no
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>>29352539
mentioning other chicks is a bit too much.
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>>29352539
Are you down or am I going to get with someone else tonight?
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>>29352539
That's not a no.
>I know I'm coming off strong but I feel like we're hitting it off
>>29352478
Still talking to you
>Oh my, I'm so confused, I just need a chub like you to fix my evil morals
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>>29352478
Your frame is weakening. You gave in to hers slightly, and now she's trying to kick open the door.

>you're a POS
>yeah ;)

Notice she's starting to get more hysterical, because you gave credence to her frame of mind. She's subconsciously testing you to see if she can take it a step further. Dominate the frame again
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>>29351975
this is pure degeneracy

it doesn't matter that You insultedc her a moment ago

she'll keep being thirsty when You shower them the slightest interest

I'd give up on humanity once more if I hadn't already
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>>29352628
you're a pathetic fucking Ioser

kys
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>>29352539
Does no mean no? Or is it just an open invitation for a possible yes?
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>>29352649
>kys

how to spot a underage faggot :^)
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>>29352628

You're a virgin, aren't you?

You really think you have it all figured out lol.
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>>29352478
tell her
>girl I'm just assessing the situation, like do the carpets match the drapes? with nice golden highlights
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>>29352666
" How about just a handjob? "
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>>29352478
I'm wondering when will she block the Chad? After she's done having angry makeup sex??
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>>29351232
Latvia?
>orgenello
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>so a yes?
>>29352666
you pathetic fuckin beta
you come off so damn thirsty for her approval
kill yourself
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>>29352666
She just proved you're a fucking deluded faggot. You thought you were playing some ace game of being a dick and getting her to want you (the fake pic you used) when actually she probably thought you were just having some harsh wit. You then went full retard by asking her for a fuck in the most non-chad way ever and she just thought "oh, he is actually a freak... I'll pass"

Do you realise you've just been basically playing a game that basically never existed? How do you feel?
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Another ego boost for Chad shall he play along?
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>>29352754
Tell me something new.
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>Robots aren't even good at talking to girls when the girls think they are 6'4 chads who are ripped as fuck as make 6 digits

Holy shit there really is no hope for you degenerates
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>>29352754
Don't fuck it up with beta radiating pleas
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>>29352754
>what about you?
origneru
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>>29352741
>>29352739
>>29352673
>>29352649
All these toasty roasties sorry I'm sure you'll find your sweet caring Chad someday ;)
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>>29352754
maybe don't be an asshole from the start, it will come as more of a shock.
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>>29352735
You've never had an argument with a girl before, have you?

She's not still talking to you because she wants the chad, she's still talking cause alot of girls have to have the last word in an argument.

You're only further proving how pathetic you and your lack of social skills are.
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>>29352735
It's over, now you sound like a child making a plea. You just couldn't contain that inner beta
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>>29352778
Get a testosterone supplement prescription
>OP beta responses
can't even pretend chad
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>>29352754

" You think IM neat? You should see my penis "
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You are the most boring catfish ever. Boring conversation from your sites and stupid beta splaining.
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>>29352835
>>29352786
>>29352741

I'm nearly certain this is the same buttmad roastie. I've been watching the poster count and it hasn't gone up.

Wish we had ID's on this board
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>>29352019
CHAD
GETS
AWAY
WITH
EVERYTHING
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ITT: Beta-fags are so pathetic they can't even get women posed as chads
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This thread..
> Desesperate alone ugly faggot
> Faking account
> Hating woman just because they are not in love with you
> With obvious bad roast

Go on please
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>>29352889
t. roastie roasted by a CatChad
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>>29352666
You need to dial it back about 10%.

The goal should be to trick a bitch into a booty call that will never show up.
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>>29352875
>Wish we had ID's
get out newfag
>ID's
It's IDs fwad
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>>29352875
>wish we had id
>counter didn't jumped

Jesus, get a life and stop pretending catfishing replaces the void in your life.

A mad Stacy just talks and fucks with next guy if it didn't work out with the previous one, but you are the one who has to wank to sissy hypno porn
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>>29352947
It works on /pol/

OP where are you?
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>>29352875
No, actually it isn't samefag. There's just more than one person here thinking the same thing of you pathetic robots. Don't get me wrong, I'm one of you.... but you should be embarrassed that you can't even get a 4/10 chubby mexi posed as a chad.
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Alright since its readily apparent I am a major beta I will call upon you Chads to help me smooth this one out
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>>29353060
You boring piece of shit.
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>>29352163
OP this is fucking amazing
You are replying with great, insulting answers.
Entertaining as fuck to see how far girls will go to keep talking to Chad

Thanks anon
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>>29353060
Is that Whisper?

I got banned from that app :(
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>>29352579
no its not
its fucking brilliant to see how far they'll go
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>>29353060
>And I like you. Let's meet up?

alright let's try a smooth approach this time
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>>29353060
Just talk to her like you would talk to any human.... you're Chad now, you don't even have to try. Act like its your mom.
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>>29352735
damn you fucked up
i was that guy that just congratulated you on your response earlier, but now you're releasing the inner beta
never try to gain the girl's approval or ask her what she thinks

REMEMBER YOU'RE THE CHAD HERE
ALWAYS KEEP THE UPPER HAND
YOU SHOULDNT GIVE A FUCK IF THEYRE OFFENDED BY WHAT YOU SAY
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>>29353090
>>29353054
>>29352968
>>29352895
>>29352889
>>29352835
>>29352813
>>29352809
>>29352786
So sad. Can't even have a roast toast thread anymore without white knights and roasties shitting it up. Granted my responses are horrible but that's the point. Chad can be a boring uninteresting brick and women will try to be double interesting to keep the convo going until he shits on them one too many times.
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>>29353060
You have an idea of alpha ideas, but a beta mindset. You're trying to maintain frame (those plugs look bad) but your frame is weak

>hmm idk
>i think
>i'd prefer

You sound femininely judgmental. It's too late for you now, you've established your behavior pattern in her eyes and it'll seem like you're trying too hard if you shift it now. Shoulda just told the bitch from the start a flat statement she couldn't argue against

>you look too good for that shit
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>>29352818
How does Chad respond to this? Let's keep this going bots
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>>29353248
way to go for the most autistic answer you could find.
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>>29353207
Maybe it's that OP is lame and his baits are lame
Being mean on tinder was good. The rest is gay fish shit.
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>>29353248
still don't follow the 2/3 rule

>should see my dick
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>>29353263
CHAD CAN GET AWAY WITH IT.
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>>29353207
People have normal convos in chat room, there is no need to be a genius, you are just boring to us, you have to entertain us. You are lame. Just say, 7 or 5 decides next text. But instead you try hard to prove, and it backfires on you. You pathetic fuck.
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>>29353263
you idiot this is about how much Chad can get away with saying.

the whole point is to be overtly weird or autistic.
good job so far OP, but don't be beta in your responses, never apologize or go back on something you said, even if they are offended.
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I want vagabond to come back. He was so good he got a girls number by wavedashing. That's on another level of Chad autism
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>>29353207
Why would I want to see a beta figuratively stutter his way through a conversation when I experience it every single day?

Why did you go full beta halfway through?
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>>29353387
>>29353263

Example 1: Look at this guy. Responds with beta neckbeard shit, the girl still responds.

IT'S MEANT TO BE AUTISTIC YOU RETARD.
OP IS DOING OK IN HIS RESPONSES

except when he acts like a beta and apologizes or tracks back
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>>29353409
>except when he acts like a beta and apologizes or tracks back

Apologies are acceptable if he continues to roast the roastie
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>>29353409
not beta neckbeard shit
meant just neckbeard shit
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>>29353387
lol, you got more? That shit is cash.
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>>29353443
newfigs out
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>>29353443
I never really saved Vagabonds Tinder conversations.

I'm sure you can find his threads by searching vagabond in the archives
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Still waiting for any good responses fellas. Lets just do a roll for them 5 is for Tinder 7 is for OKC don't disappoint
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>>29353387
i miss cait
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>>29353457
hi there my lady *tips fedora* how are you doing in this lovely day?
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>>29353493
Me too.

What was the other girl called who was going to be Chad's mommy gf? Was her name Cait as well?

She was proper down to meet up with Chad
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>>29353523
i think it was catelyn or something. white girls spell that shit so many ways it's hard to keep track of.
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>>29353457
check this out! *unsheathes katana* *slices a tree into a million pieces making a statue of Trump* heh nuthin personel
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Are there gonna be more pictures, OP? Or did you fuck everything up with your turbo-beta responses to every girl? Fucks sake just get one eager to fuck you.
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The thing that gets me most about these threads is that the girls who message these fake Chads seem to be the 'most' genuinely nice girls on these apps. When I go on with my real picture, I always have to message first - and the girls I message are ALL roastie types with anger issues and feminist "I know best" mentalities. The women in these threads always seem somewhat genuinely feminine and soft.

I guess women go insane without hope of Chad.
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>>29353757
It seems that at this moment I have fucked it all up with my betaness. But I shall keep the profile alive searching for more roasties and when the time arises I shall come back and hopefully have more support for better responses. For now farewell.
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Oh fuck this thread has me dying. Keep fighting the good fight OP.
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>>29353495
>mfw this actually worked
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>>29353933
Let's finish this one off in honor of the dubs 3 decides
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>>29353933
i didnt expect that to work
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>>29353933
I'm doing just okie dokie arichokie. I had the most yummy Taco Bell lunch, Mom's treat!
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>>29354055
>dubs
do it
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>>29354055
Dubs speaks and OP delivers
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>>29354103
Wanna see my big boy tendies?
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>>29354103
Completely oblivious 9 decides now
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>>29354205
Ugh i'm so bored tonight, want to come over for a bit, watch some movies?
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>>29354205
oh no gotta go to the bathroom must that taco bell i hate at lunch
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>>29354226
re roll originoli muteoli
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>>29354205
lets smash

irogiml comment
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>>29354205
Chicken chicken? LOL I bet you like to cluck cluck my cutie little chickie!
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>>29354205
How's a friends with benefits relationship sound to you?
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>>29354289
the absolute madman going in for the kill
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>>29354289
Henry Rawlins for this again
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>>29354205
Wanna see my big boi *dabs* tendies???
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>>29354289
>How's a friends with benefits relationship sound to you?
dis gonna be good
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>>29354302
I like my women like I like my coffe m9

Fast, cheap and available 24/7
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>>29354308
Too bad for the no dubs.

Maybe OP will just do it for the lulz.
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>>29354289
Golly gosh, how foward you are.
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>>29354361
He said 9 decides you double nigger.
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>>29354364
Gotta plant a lotta seeds if you wanna fuck a lot of plants, sir.

Law of averages.
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>>29354289
Going straight for the kill right out the gate how will Chads luck fare?
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>>29354339
Cheap, from Costa Rica, ground up in a bag in my freezer.
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I tried making a tinder profile a few days ago but it gives me an error when trying to send the verification code. What a bummer
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>>29354378
Oh, shi- didn't realize.

Fuck yeah, let's see it OP! Maybe she'll give your tendies a tickle!
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>>29354383
The narration
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>>29354383
Chad always wins

Oregon
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>>29354383
CHAD CAN DO NO WRONG! Quick reply means 1 decides also keep in mind "s"he's a tranny
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>>29354393
"Hot, black and no penis"

Dick in your coffee is no way to start your morning.
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>>29354383
Absolute madness
absolutely fabtastic
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>>29354431
Chop off your dick first
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>>29354431
oh fuck it nevermind i've had countless amounts of trannys try and blow me. Those fuckers are down
for just about anything if you have a good body and a decent face.
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>>29354431
that is disgusting and not very impressive. trannies are sluts
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>>29354431
Just to be clear, I fully expect to rub our cocks together, sword fight with our cocks, and to dock our cocks like a spacecraft.
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>>29354431
Okay, but only if we start with anal and you squeal like a pig.
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>>29354431
Holy fuck, man!
I thought it'd lead to lulzworthy bitchiness when I suggested it.

I vote you meet her, if she complains about not being the guy from pic call her shallow and tell her it's what's inside that counts. As in, 9 inches of you inside of her.
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>>29354431

Can you post her full-sized profile pic?
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>>29354431
SQUEEEEEEAL LIKE A PIG
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>>29354431
Lol you fucking loser.
You've gone through this whole thread failing and could only end up scoring a tranny.

kys
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>>29354495
Meet up with it, let it fuck you.
(Just looked at 'her pic' hahaha wow)
Rolling.
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>>29354437
And sold me to someone who asks if I want to have my cream in it
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>>29354506

>>29351559

It's a slutty tranny.
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>>29354514
He'll be pounding that boipussy and sucking some feminine penis (or whatever fags say nowadays) in no tine though.

Hook up with it, OP. Post pics / video
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>>29354431
Do you have a friend to bring with you? Not sure you're enough for me...
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>>29352735
This just in toasted roastie back for more should I go lighter on her now? Lets go dubs for this one
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>>29354542
Haha wow! "If you're just trying to 'get some' you have the wrong girl"

"Let's be fuckbuddies"
"Okay, Chad!"

Even wannabe females will hop on that dick no questions asked.
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>>29354580
ease her back in for a few messages then start throwing some more insults at her
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>>29354431
>>29354451
Posted lackluster get to get this response. Trannys boipucci is dripping what shall we say? 4 decides
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>>29354606
Damn forgot pic oregano
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>>29354606
start describing what you'd do to it, call it a slut and stuff
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>>29354580
I agree, I should be more conscientious about the way I go in. So, missionary, or doggy style?
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>>29354580
She wants your dick. Her body is ready.

Tell her "I like having something to hold onto anyway I was teasing. If you don't mind bite and scratch marks, we can start over and see where this goes"
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>>29354580
Ask if she likes to play webkinz
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>>29354621
Give me your number. I wanna see some more of what I'm getting into
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>>29354633
"I'll jam by Jim-Jam up your flim flam until I bing bang."
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>>29354621
whenever you're ready to handle a huge cock
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>>29354621
How about today? ;)
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>>29354644
Oh wow! I'm the same anon who got you to seal the deal with the tranny.

By now you've probably figured out my M.O. but I go right for the jugular when I'm hunting for some pussy. Like a big cat. Or a smaller cat.
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>>29354633
Say "doing anything in an hour? Wanna be?"
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>>29354621
How about we meet up somewhere right now and I wreck your boipussy
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>>29354729
i like this one

plz mention boipussi
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>>29354729
i believe in you do this one
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>>29354621
Just to be clear, I want your shecock to stretch my boihole.
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>>29354729
If I get it do this one.
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