What does it taste like, r9k?
>>29350298
Kind of "acidic".
I actually read up about it.
Kill me.
>>29350298
old sperms, douche, blood, bennies, mucuos membrane
>>29350298
Salty milk and coins
And I know that phrase isn't unique so I won't even bother trying
>>29350298
It just tastes like skin, trust me you aren't missing anything
>>29350298
Bags of sand
> my comment is unoriginal robert
Rub your hand all over your dick for like 10 minutes. Then lick it.
>>29350298
Vinegar.
And salt if not washed.
But all are different, note.
>>29350298
Depends. If she's just cleaned it then doesn't have much taste. If she hasn't then it tastes a little acidic but not all that much. It's a pretty weird taste actually. Not a bad one though.
Not good, kinda salty. Any guy who says they enjoy it is a fucking liar.
>>29350407
I enjoy the girl moaning when I lick her.And the fact that I can leverage her then into sucking my dick.
Besides when you're drunk, it's really not that bad.
>>29350298
Like a bag of sand.kekkarot
>>29350298
I made out with a girl, she was asian, but I think of the tawainese kind. Burying my face in her sweet tits and take down her panties and basically see that but with a strip above. Touched it (because this was my first time with a naked woman) and yeah didn't fuck her. She left, and it was my only time ever with a woman. Still the thought gives me a massive erection. Yes I regret it heavily, k.
>>29350298
sardines and tyrones jizz
>>29350407
bullshit, I love eating my gf's pussy and have always enjoyed eating pussy even on one night stands.
Coiny salt and milks
>>29350298
Sweaty skin.
>>29350298
The only pussy I ever tasted was like battery acid, like if you ever lick an old battery, it tasted like that.
Probably didn't help that she was a heavy drinker and had an awful diet.
it just tastes like slimy wet skin
>>29350407
This.
It's pretty disgusting actually. Then again I've only done with a 3.5/10 so maybe it would be different with another girl
Only plus is that they go crazy when you do it, you don't even need that great of a technique
>>29350298
Honestly it's pretty flavorless, just kinda salty.
If you get a nose full of bush while you're down there, that can smell pretty rank.
>>29350407
I've eaten two pussies in my lifetime. The first was vile, it tasted and smelt sour, like old milk. I did not enjoy it one bit.
The second had barely any taste, but what there was was slightly sweet and overall pleasant. You can sure as shit believe I enjoyed this one.
It varies from no taste at all
(or rather it tastes like you do taste: lick the back of your hand and then smell it - probably doesn't smell great)
to the taste of licking metal/coins (i.e. acid
So I just repeated what this guys said >>29350391, but that's because it's true.
>>29350298
It depends on the girl, her diet and her hygiene. My wife tastes great. Exes, not so much.
Nothing, it smells more than it taste. It taste salty if you rub your finger on it though. Typically it smells like a girls armpit because that's all it really is.
>>29350389
>salt and vinegar is my favorite chip flavor
I'M READY
>>29350298
Depends on what point she is in her menstrual cycle. It's not often the same one week to another....Also depends on the woman.
>>29350298
i always imagined it to taste like fresh strawberries
>>29350298
kinda like boogers
>>29350298
My gfs tastes like rubber.
>pic related
>>29350298
>tattoo
Into the trash
>>29353180
Boy are you in for a surprise
>>29353710
and rotting cum.
Sorta like pennies then just clear liquid. The faces girls make though are priceless.
If it's clean, it shouldn't taste like much, usually a little salty, but no one eats pussy for the taste. You do it because your mouth is on her pussy, your tongue on her clit, that in itself should make your dick diamonds. You do it because you want to see her squirm and feel good, though.
>>29350316
>>29350389
pretty much this, lemon/vinegar and a little salt
>>29353710
Those eyes have witnessed unspeakable deeds
>>29353837
Im pretty good at cleaning regularly.
>>29353924
Her face is usually buried in a pillow. Her round ass is what witnesses those unspeakable deeds you speak of t b h.
>>29353710
>>29354177
Where can I buy one of these?
>>29354177
post a picture of you fucking her please
>>29350298
she's almost perfect...hate the tat and that little indent in the puss puss
>>29350298
>Not good, kinda salty. Any guy who says they enjoy it is a fucking liar.
likewise, any guy who says it's gross has only been with girls with gross pussies.
>>29350298
deenz desu
Like Milky coins and salt.
It tasted like nothing, although it was nice to hear the moans.
I recently lost my V card, and is it normal to feel like the act itself is just bad?
Like, imagining a good kiss, a blowjob, and fucking feel way better(while masturbating) than the actual acts.
What's wrong with me? Is it because I've fapped too much and now my penis lost some sensitivity?
>>29354177
Please post your face
And more of your arms thanks
>>29350298
not that great senpai
>>29352939
Now you need a vagina
>>29350298
how are you supposed to stick your dick in that? the slit is so small so why do women like big dicks?
>>29354783
it was pretty fun doing it for my ex but it was kinda wierd because she was super wet
sourish or metallic
>>29350298
Salty bags of milky coins and sand
>>29350298
Salted, sandy coins in milky bags
>>29350298
Milky sandbags of salted coins
>>29355114
>>29355101
>>29355081
>>29355021
vicky is pure you freaks...
Not good, kind of salty and a bit acidic, but if the girl drinks pineapple juice a few days before the it's mostly tasteless.
The smell can be kind of bad, but it's also full of pheromones that will make your cock rock hard if the people are genetically compatible.
I love my girl's smell, but she's my mommy gf and I've got a thing for smelly stuff in general anyway.
Honestly just taste like body sweat and saliva.
>>29354989
the wetter the better
>>29350298
It depends.
It either tastes the same as male crotch sweat smells, or just like flesh depending on whether it's dirty or not.
Totally worth the bad taste either way.
>>29355749
>mommy gf
explain
>>29354177
When you cum do you ever think to yourself "what if someone I know saw me do this? What caused to become like this?" Cause when I jack off to weird shit, as soon as I cum that's the first thing that pops into my head
>>29355830
I call her mommy and she takes care of me. She makes sure my balls are drained every morning before she goes to work and when she comes home she cooks me food and lets me fuck her.
>>29356228
>>29354177
Specifically, do you think that when you cum into that abomination
>>29356275
I-Is she your actual mother?
>>29356308
Unfortunately not, but functionally it's the same thing, except we fuck (almost) every day.
>>29350298
Salty, slimy skin
>>29356375
This, and a little smelly is nearly unavoidable but just takes a second to get used to.
>>29354177
open a thread about your relationship with this abomination
>>29350298
lick the back of your hand
wait twenty seconds
then smell it
thats what it tastes like
>>29350298
It's taste is heavily based on what she eats, I have prove it myself.
Make her eat a lot of pineapple and strawberries for a whole week and enjoy
Kind of like nothing.
Sort of like sweat in taste, but not smell. Not salty though.
Hard to describe.
>>29350298
Eating pussy is really nothing to write home about.
I'd gladly go an entire relationship without blowjobs if it meant they wouldn't ask me to eat them out. Most girls suck at blowjobs btw.
>>29350407
I do though, not the taste but the act itself.
>>29354177
i swear i see big gorilla mitts in every fuckdoll picture.
>>29354641
eBay, Amazon, WM Dolls,1am usa
>>29354682
>>29354934
Here you go
No face though.
>>29356228
>>29356281
Dude I literally own a sex slave. That I can do whatever I want with. When I cum, I keep fucking until I cum again. Eyes rolled in the back of my head, mouth open drooling in pure ecstasy.
>>29356450
And why is a fuck doll an abomination?
>>29356557
Its pretty obvious isnt it?
>>29350298
it taste like photoshop
My first and only gf's vagina tastes exactly like my pre cum, maybe slightly saltier. The smell is a different story, though...
>>29350316
Yeah, this. Like battery acid kinda.
>>29358272
You got any more of this?
>>29350298
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>read the lyrics for more feels
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>>29350298
Depends, almost all pussies taste different but share a similar undertone
>fat chicks = tastes like body odor smells/bitter
>hygienic normal woman = taste a little sweet and acidic
>unhygenic women = taste like fat woman and smell like the common stereotype, fish
>asian = taste like absolute heaven, only been with one asian though
>>29351850
>>29351850
Only correct answer.
I ate pussy recently (a few months ago) and this is exactly what it tastes like.
If it tastes like anything else then the girl is disgusting who doesn't wash herself.
I only eat out pristine girls who are hygienic (Brits need not apply)
pussy just tastes like a nasty dick to be honest
take it from someone who's had both
>>29359463
chink pussy is pretty nice, yeah
>>29356557
>Dude I literally own a sex slave
You literally own a piece of plastic.
Fictively, you own a sex slave.
Only done it once while I was high and I didn't taste anything but my dry mouth. I think if it does have a taste it's a pretty faint one
>>29350298
that's a really nice looking cunny
>>29350407
having her legs squeeze your head is pretty good tho
>>29352651
Can confirm. My current gf (from Brazil, pretty conservative amazingly good looking), has the best pussy ever. All the previous girls I've been with have had loose flappy vaginas that really turned me off. This current girl is a very pleasant innie. First girl I've ever ate out actually. Tasted completely fine. A very slight salty taste at first, but once I was in there licking around it obviously went away.
Definitely plan on doing it when I see her again in a few weeks.
>>29354177
>>29356557
that's because it's the same faggot who jumps at every fucking chance to post his shitty doll in every thread
how starved of attention do you have to be honestly
>>29350298
Everybody who knows the answer to this is a filthy normie who needs to get the fuck off my board.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Id never let a guy near my crotch.
Too self concious about it.
hmm, just tasted mine, and it tastes like nothing. that could be because i drink a lot of water.
>>29354882
this
>masturbate for years while high on Meth with girl panties draped around my dick because of friction and the idea it's the closest i will ever come to pussy
>having regular 12h sessions of masturbating frantically
>meet up with hooker because i've seen all the porn on the internet
>convince her into no condom blowjob
>starts licking my purple german helmet
>don't feel a fuckin thing because...not enough friction
>>29350298
Literal throat cancer
anyone who eats pussy is literally a cuckold
>>29350298
probably tastes like sweat and moldy melty cheese
>>29361854
Arbys over here.
>>29350298
I imagine I tastes like when you lick your own skin, but sweatier, maybe some piss. Your ever taste your own piss or lick your own sweat? probably not bad, but not the greatest thing in the world. I imagine the taste is only enhanced by pure eroticism alone, and whether or not that pussy look gross, because the OP pussy is a pussy we all strive for.
>tfw I will never eat or fuck pussy that Isn't paid for or at least a pity fuck
oh well
I've licked a few and none really have had any taste. You notice the texture more. But the main point isn't the taste or the texture but the way the thing attached to it reacts (writhing and moaning).
