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Which one would you rather be, r9k?
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Which one would you rather be, r9k?
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>>29349900
bottom, but i already am
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>>29349900
can I be both?
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Well I'd like to be the key holder but I have an awful tendency to misplace stuff for ages in the mess of my room. It's not an issue, right?
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>>29349900
My pic instead.
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>>29349928

hheheehhheeg
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>>29349900
That's pretty hot. I can't be a trap. I couldn't identify as female. That qt3.14 sure seems to though. I could deal with her. Still would be a bit afraid to accidentally touch dicks. N-no homo right?
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>>29349990
That's a nice pic that you own of someone, anon.
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>>29349900
i'd rather be the girl in chastity
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>>29350136
She's a great mommy.
If you want I will let you save her pic too.
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>>29349900
I've got a big dick and my legs and ass are hairy as fuck I could only be the top I think
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>tfw you will never be qt with a dom bf
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The one shooting them both
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>>29349900

top.
Only attracted to girls or feminie traps and if a girl tries to be dominant It doesn't get me hard.
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>>29349900
Goddamn that's a smooth looking ass
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>>29349900
BRRRRUUMMMMP
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>>29349900
I wish I could be the cute trap bottom.
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>>29349900
>tfw everyone wants to be the botton
>I wanna be the top
>no one wants me

weird
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>>29351507
what's stopping you from achieving your qt trap dreams?
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>>29351687
>what's stopping you from achieving your qt trap dreams?
I'm not cute
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>>29351711
how do you know until you spend a year achieving the body type and learning makeups? it's not such a big investment really for a dream come true
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neither because chastity cages are fucking disgusting and an instant turn off for me

that being said im mostly submissive and a bottom
but i find penetrative sex to be somewhat unappealing
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>>29349990
Is there more of this woman out there? Chicks like her do serious things for my milf fetish.
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>>29351765
>hair on legs
>cut dick
>visible man face
>probably has aids
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>>29351765
if there was some type of gov sponsered program to get FFS along with HRT it would be super easy for most to get qt

you'd only really have ittough if you had the skeleton of a linebacker
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>>29351765
Already have a twink body but my face is awful and would never pass. Would only look like a dude in drag.
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Friendly reminder that "boipucci" is just a transparent cover-up to hide from that fact that you're gay. You've never fucked a "boypucci". You either fucked a mans ass, or a mans mutilated genitals.
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>>29351868
Tell me this is a """""man"""""
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>>29351868
its all ironic rofl
no one who says boypussy is pretending to be actually straight

and usage of "man" just shows how stupid you are, because in that context it would refer to a masculine person
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>>29351868
idk about that. visually, the pic on the op basically looks like a man fucking a girl.

if the image in the op is so "Gay", why do actual gays never fap to that kind of stuff?
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>>29351819
let's see you do better then.
>>29351832
surely there's some states you can get ffs in if you prove looking like randy orton is a detriment to your life and sanity
>>29351863
everyone thinks their face is awful, and makeup goes a long way, but who's worried about passing when all that matters is your man thinks you're a qt
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>>29351769
are you qt and would you touch dicks?

chastity cages and most type of bondage turn me off
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>>29349945
That would mean you know how to take turns, which is socially acceptable behavior, which would mean you're not a robot and never saw this thread
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>>29352018
shaving isnt hard

>>29352028
i sure would~
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This brings up an interesting question

I have recently become a full fledged gay, I am really qt actually and I NEVER want to top, ALWAYS bottom

So in my goal to become as literally gay as possible, should I get one of these chastity belts? Or because I'm already gay, will it not do much good?
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>>29352018
I'll never have a man that thinks I'm qt which is the problem.
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>>29352068
will you be my bf then?
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>>29351819
>uses lil pukin bitch meme image
>generic imageboard timestamp
>probably has not played the game
>likely doesn't know the source
>almost certainly hasn't seen any of the other images in the set
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>>29351923

>in that contest it would refer to a masculine person

Hmm..nope. Looks like the person is a male who is an adult.

>no one who says boypussy is pretending to be actually straight

Most of them are reluctant to just admit that it's a mans shithole they're pounding. To make up for it they call it a "boipucci". Just face facts, say out loud "I am gay, because I like to penetrate male slop holes" and get it over with. No one cares, but stop with the pathetic "boipucci" thing. It makes you look like a delusional idiot. Whether it's used as a name for a mans asshole or not doesn't matter. What matters is the reason its used. Denial.

Now go fuck some male slop hole.
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>>29352138
instead of "slop hole" i prefer "niggerniggernigger" and instead of male, "cats"

now go fuck some cats niggerniggernigger
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>>29352113
sure!

>>29352121
???
ive played yume nikki, and i knew a dude who was hella into aosora's guro and all that shit
fuck off?
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>>29352068
>comically sharp muay thai knees
>broad manshoulders
>face so poisoned by testosterone it can't be shown
kidding you're a qt, would pet tummy
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>>29352104
Great goal and sounds like you're well into achieving it. You'll just have to try it to find out if it makes you mare or less gay. We will be waiting for your full report.
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>>29352104
Youll be a whole lot gayer if you give me the source of that
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>>29352183
I dunno

how serious are you, or are you just mememing at me?
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>>29352068
>>29352028
Make it a threesome. I want to rub dicks now and be pounded like Mochi :3
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>>29352068
>tfw will never get to cuddle with someone this cute
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>>29352068
can u post your soft boysoles please
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>>29352281
skype is live:kagaribestbird
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>not beta enough to be bottom
>not alpha enough to be top
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>>29351819
god fuck you
F U C K Y O U
you think we asked to have our dicks cut up? STOP SHAMING THE UNWILLING VICTIMS OF GENITAL MUTILATION HOLY SHIT IT'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH
FUCKING KILL YOU
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>>29352308
here~

>>29352384
im sorry
its okay to be inferior
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>>29352526
oh fug those are beautiful soles i didn't think they'd be that nice
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Why r9k is full of cute twink gayboys but they only want to slutty up and don't want a LTR?

Right now you're no different than some stupid roastie.
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>>29352526
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Would you make fun of someone in a wheelchair or a blind person like this?
Go fuck yourself you despicable cunt.
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>>29352197

I will surely report back, I can't help seeking attention from those who give it to the slutty side of me, so r9k has a tight hold on my soul. Lol
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>>29352526
I want to lick those feet.
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>>29352602
Looks like a cutfag is mad that mommy and daddy listened to Mr. sheklestein about that circumcision.
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>>29352596
I think it's cause there's such a high demand for them. Why would they settle down with one guy when there's hundreds waiting to dote on them? It's too much fun and too exciting to give it all up for a LTR
(this is not exclusive to qt traps)
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>>29352653
Yeah no shit, who wouldn't be? What I don't understand is why you think it's funny to contribute to the shame and self-hatred resultant from this violence. Why are you attacking legitimate victims? You're kicking me while I'm down, it's just utter heartless sociopathy. God fuck this world.
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>>29352281
doesn't look like you missed your chance for being a qt one bit, best of luck once you're on whoremoans
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>>29352733
Dude chill, yeah it sucks but you're so extremely angry over something you can't change. This is like raging because you got shitty genes or grew too tall or broke your nose as a kid and it's never been the same. People learn to live with that shit even though they hate it. Your parents made a decision based on the info that was provided to them. Society sucks, you're a victim of it, but just let it go. Also there's foreskin reconstruction surgery if you're really that upset about it.
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>>29352804
I'm upset about you contributing to my shame. If you don't like mutilated dicks blame the kikes who perform and enable circumcision or keep it to yourself. You're helping nobody by making fun of the unwilling victims. You might think it's ugly, well I have to fucking live with it.
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where do i find an /r9k/ bf?
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>>29352281
Your hair, face, body, everything about you looks extremely cute.
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>>29352868
here *raises hand*
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I've heard hrt fucks up erections
Why do it? Working dick is better desu
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>>29352923
where's here anon?
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>>29352068
It's just tedious
I'd kill for that body, Anon. I'm like half way there, Tminus 9 months
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>>29352281
Shit, anon, qt alurt.
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>>29351868
More like a transparent cover-up that you can't come to grips with being a KHV
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Traps should discuss slutty things we have done/do, after all our usage as cumdumpsters is our only reason for being traps, right?

I'm not from the city, and ever since I started seeing myself as more trap than male, I can't go near one without visiting the adult theaters. I used to think I could fight it but I can't.

Just a few months ago I had to drive through a city near here.. As usual, I stopped at the adult theater. I wasn't dressed fully but I had on panties am so I went up to right in front of the screen and waited patiently on my knees. I ended up sucking off three guys! And one bent me over a chair and almost fucked me but he got a little afraid. I fantasize about that a lot. It's a fucking miracle I don't have STD's considering how many times I've done this.
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>>29352936
Just go for the plastic surgery option. Implants can be removed a lot easier than trying to unbreak your dick
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the bottom
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>>29353051

Let's see.. I also fantasize about glory holes, but I've never found one. Let's see.. I used to go on Craigslist all the time and meet up with guys. I can remember all the times I went deeper into this maze of cocklust.

One time I, dressed in full drag, went to a bar with another qt in drag and we flirted with all the guys. I ended up going home with a man who fucked me so good.. He knew what I wanted.. Just to be a cumdumpster, and nothing more :)
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>>29352936
you will get reduced erections on hrt, as in no spontaneous ones, and it will be more difficult to get hard, but as long as you use it regularly it will still function
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>>29353051
>our usage as cumdumpsters is our only reason for being traps, right?

Yuparooni
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>>29352804
you got called out on being a shitty person, just accept it, he's cut but you're a monster, maybe act better in the future
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>>29353098
I'm not a trap senpai
If i could chose i'd rather have a qtboy with working dick than a trap with broken peepee
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>>29353236
Ahhh
So you're a taker not a giver.
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>>29352038
>2046
>not being part of a conjoined mind meta-entity and experiencing both consciousnesses simultaneously
Get a load of this pleb
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The top. Because I'm not gay.
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>>29353423
Where is the fun if you can't suck him/her off?
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I thought my slutty stories would get at least some attention :(
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>>29352859
ayyy then just live with it and stop being a salty cuck rly
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>>29354176
Consider suicide. You don't have to commit to anything, but it's definitely something you should look into.
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>>29354256
thanks i daily think about ending it all but i am currently on meds

how can you be this upset about it still lol i don't have a foreskin either then how come i can't give a flying fuck about it
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>>29350959
>those nails

the mother should've died instead. fucking disgusting piece of shit
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where do find a bf reeeeeee
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>>29352281

Where on this planet are you situated?
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>>29354825
portlandio oregano
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>>29349900
No lie, I have a gf but I've had some homosexual experiments when I was a child with two other children and since then my lust for getting fucked never really vanished completely, and to be honest that kind of pic arouses me very much. I would never fuck a dude though, unless he's extremely cute with makeup, wig, etc, but it would just be like fucking a girl while closing your eyes, whereas if I was the bottom I would want to go full homo, with two dicks at once in my ass and having men take turns filling me with their cum.

At this point of my life, it's more of a fetish than anything, I see literally no way it would ever happen IRL and I'm fine with it 99% of the time.
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>>29353141
i fucking love this artist
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>>29355069
i do too

theyre like the only artist that emulates an exagerrated version of the body type i find attractive
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>>29355130
I just love the traps they draw. Them and Majalis draw god tier traps.
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>>29349900
the girly one of course
I have zero interest in penetrating, only being penetrated
chastity is a turnoff though 2bh
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>>29352281
are you still online? give me your steam
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>>29349900
Well, I've only eve been the top to date, but I'd switch for the right cute little melbourne slut
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>>29349945
In another lifetime, anon.
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I don't want a prolapsed anus, and I'm not gay, so I'd want to be the top, but I'd clean that butthole thoroughly and still use a garbage bag as a condom to make sure I don't get poo on my penis.
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>>29355901
yeah im still here

my steam id is crocodilegirl
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>>29349900
jesus christ, that boipussy needs a real man to fill her up, that cock is just pathetic
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>>29351819
>implying theres anything wrong with cut dicks
cut dicks signify submission, they took away most of the pleasure from their cock so they will have to stimulate their prostate
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>>29352281

>TFW NO 10/10 BF
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hey do you guys think im cute? ive got a lot of self esteem problems and i figure this is a pretty objective test to see if my feelings are founded on truth. i guess it doesnt matter anyway since i sleep all day but whatever here it goes
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>>29356345
I'd date you if I didn't live at the other side of the world, so yeah.
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>>29356345
9/10 would cuddle and lick and bite and everything else
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>>29356345
>I have low self esteem!
>but here let me post this full body + face lewd picture on the internet where it'll spread to who knows where and never go away
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>>29356424
i dont know the internet doesnt really bother me because you guys arent real people youre just text
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>>29349900
someone with a bigger cock than both those dicklets
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>>29356473
Who knows what one of these blocks of text will do with the pic though? Save it and repost somewhere else? Where another group will see it, and pass it along? Until some you know IRL stumbles upon a picture of you with your cock out in a pair of panties.
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>>29356524
Maybe they'll use it as blackmail and make him their boyslave, like in my mangas
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Am I weird? I like being a femboy/twink, but not a trap.

I just prefer being a cute boy rather than overly girly with the panties and everything, that just seems so forced.

Maybe it's because I have a small dick and have just learned to accept my place in life.
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>>29356524
i dont go outside or talk to people in real life
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>>29356590
Nah, femboys are superior. I'd rather fuck a femboy than a trap.
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>>29356592
Fair enough. I just know I would never post a pic on 4chan even if I were cute (you are cute)
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>>29356590
how is that weird at all?

thats more common than being a trap or trans
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>>29356473
you're really cute, it's too bad you're so rude what with the overtly dehumanizing me and all. really deletes the cuteness
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>>29349900
checkin those rubba-dub-dubs

prostate orgasms are infinitesimally superior to penile orgasms, and combined are mind-blowing, but there is no way in hell i'd fit or attempt to fit something that big up my ass, let alone have sex with a guy under 99.99% of circumstances
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>>29356590
You're not weird, you're perfect

Pls be in Aus
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>>29356611
what exactly is the difference?
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>>29356611
Thanks.
>>29356620
It seems that being a trap or full trans is more popular. And the whole "am I girlu :3 uguu~" stuff seems to be the mentality here. It's like a parody of itself. I think a lot of it is shy nerdy boys who can't get a gf turn to dressing up in cheap panties off Amazon for attention.

I'm just naturally gay/feminine.
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>>29356659
not him, but my bf is a femboy but not a trap. He doesn't put on make-up or try to look like a girl, but is still cute and likes to bottom.
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>>29356658
he is just not in canberra
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>>29356658
Queensland, surrounded by bogans.
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>>29356683
thats just r9k

here people are stupid and dont understand the differences, so they lump it all together and call it "gay"
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>>29351913
A man that looks like a girl is still a man, stupid faggot. I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck him, because I would, but I'm not going to delude myself and call it a girl.
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>>29356590
are u me? melbfag here doe, not qld
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>>29356765
you would be the one deluding yourself if you called that a man
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>>29356768
>femboy in melbourne
KIK
I
K
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>>29349900
I'd be either, but I fucking hate chastity cages.
If i absolutely had to pick one I guess I'd go with top.
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traps in chastity make me rock hard
I want to fuck one and force her to cum solely from her boipussi being slammed
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>>29349900
none you fucking faggot
>>>/lgbt/
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>>29356793
It is a man though fucking retard. He has a cock and balls and a Y chromosome. He just got some facial feminization surgery done and got some tits bolted on. Is that all it takes to be a woman you delusional closeted fuck?
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>>29356345
height weight? also are you on hormones
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>>29356868
A woman with pennis and also dicke and balls
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>>29356868
>le chromosome meme

can you see a chromosome you dumb nigger? i didnt think so
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>>29356839
this

stop trying to make /r9k/ gay I'm gettiing sick of this shit
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who
>trap body
>ugly face
here
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>>29351913
still looks like a man sorry
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>>29356868
when you ask a girl out do you ask about her chromosomes first? or are you a full of shit hypocrite?
>implying you ever ask girls out
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Chastity is my biggest fetish, but it can never happen. I wish I was dead tonight.
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>>29356941
fuck off Person of Normal Social Aptitude
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>>29356911
> le girl with penis meme
Kill yourself faggot, nobody would miss you.

>>29356916
> le chromosomes don't count meme
Chromosomes define sex you god damned idiot.
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>>29357006
Being gay is the normiest shit nowadays fucking social engineer bot.
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>>29357009
You wouldn't suck her cock? Fuckin faglet
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>>29357009
but they dont define how someone looks
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>>29357006
> Implying gayness isn't being pushed through the Internet for god knows what reason.
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>>29357025
Stay mad with your bloody roasties, breeder
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>>29349900
Neither. What happened to his balls? Did he wrap it with plastic?
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>>29356974
Read >>29356765. I would still fuck the shit out of them but I'm not lying to myself.
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>>29351913
this is about to be my cumbucket
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>>29357049
for you, Person of Normal Social Aptitude
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>>29352068
>>29352526

god-damn you look beautiful
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>>29349900
no way that is gay, look at those legs t b h f a m
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>>29354412
well now i'm done throwing my temper tantrum
top fucking zozzle, you're the fag that I was talking to last night, right
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>>29352281
>>29356345
Biggest qts I've seen on this board desu
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