>be born in scandinavia
>most guys here are 6'2 blonde blue eyed surfer dudes
>basicly Chad-land
>so close to having the perfect life
>non scandinavian immigrant father
>be born with shit genes
>5'8
>black hair
>brown eyes
>weak jawlineComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>English/German, tall, smart, blue/green eyed on my father's side
>Dad married a polish woman
>I'm 5'6" with brown eyes.
>All my cousins are smarter and more successful than me.
Just fuck my genetics up familam
>Mum had the looks
>Dad too, but has a round face
>My sister gets the beauty end of the genes
>I'm stuck with a fat, round, and chubby head, even despite becoming near anorexic at one point just to see if weight loss would help. It didn't
JUST
Most blonde haired blue eyed "men" look like utter faggots t b h
>2016
>He fell for the "he fell for the X meme" meme is now a meme
>just like everything else
>Dogs are a meme
>Normies are a meme
>Working and not working
>literally everything is a meme
I'm a wageslave normieslime yuropoor and yet I have been on this board longer than most of you (since before r9k was even deleted or resurrected)...
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>>29436920
>falling for the we had nice things in the past meme
This place has always been garbage. Nostalgia is just the most fallen for meme.
Leave reddit, 4chan, 9gag and similar websites for 10 months and you'll feel differently about these things.
>>29436920
Hello, Reddit!its time to go back
What was high-school like for you at age 15?
pic related, me aged 15
God damn it brits are one gnarly looking bunch of people
>when your parents put you through private school and still end up mediocre
Most days would go like this
>go to school
>get bullied
>go home
>eat junk food
>play tf2 or minecraft with online friends
>eat
>fap
>sleep
I was 15 in 2011
Good times
I wonder what happened to those online friends i had i spoke to them everday for 7 years
What's on your minds anons?
I'm still depressed after several years and trying my hardest to get out of it, and I've eventually realized even if I had everything I could ask for, that wouldn't make me any happier in the long run. Therapy and medication, while I'm not in either at the moment, hasn't helped too well, at least for long. I want to kill myself sometimes, but I'm too passive and cowardly to do it to myself. If a situation occurred in which I could easily die I'd seize it, e.g., throwing myself in front of a shooter in...
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>>29436890
>I want to kill myself sometimes, but I'm too passive and cowardly to do it to myself.
>I have no IRL friends despite my best efforts but it doesn't really matter, because even if I did have them I wouldn't be happier.
>I can't play vidya for more than an hour at absolute most, anime's only enjoyable sometimes, as is masturbation.
>I have no ambition, I'm a disappointment...
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I'm not quite happy with my life too btw but what can you do? Nothing makes it better and killing myself seems like so much drama.
>>29436890
I don't have much on my mind anymore. I don't think about life because I've given up. I've realized that there's no place for me in this world. I too am a coward and I don't have sufficient motivation to kill myself. I'll sit around until something does it for me and not try to stop it.
After awhile you learn that a robot can never win. People will never like you, you'll never get ahead in life. It's all a grind that's set up so only normalfags can win.
I...
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Here is some sweet sweet feminist "equality". What does Stacey think about this???
Stacey doesn't care because she's gonna get a non-combat role and then claim she sacrificed as much as the men in combat
We think it's a good step towards equality. However, the draft is a dumb idea in general.
When was the last time a war waged by the US was actually good for the citizens, or improved our quality of life?
im going bed now (australian)
im pissed off at my 5 inch dick genetics, so pissed off that im not even going to masturbate tonight, cant be fucked, why even bother? the fucks the point anymore.
goodnight idiots
>>29436822
>5 inch dick genetics
That's literally an average penis you cuck.
>>29436822
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/03/here-are-the-results-of-the-most-comprehensive-penis-size-study/
Average penis is 5.16 inches, sleep easy ausnon
You don't meet girls anyway
So I work at a department store and i got hired on three weeks ago. I was told before starting that I'd be given the freight position and once i got my schedule in it reflected that for my first two weeks. Being the idiot I am I forgot to check my schedule for the next week but i assumed I'd be working the same full time freight position. tue-sat. Then today I come into work and try to clock in... it doesn't work. Grab my manager and he lets me in and tells me that we will check my schedule later. Work for four hours until I get a call from the office telling...
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Nothing. It's just a job at a department store.
>>29436737
All my manager said was to finish up today and do my real schedule. but he seemed so pissed I'm afraid he'll blind side me later after discovering that I've been working wrong for last week too.... I want to cry
>>29436737
Prison. You think they're just going to let you get away with this? Pack your toothbrush, lad.
Tell me /R9K/
You say you want certain things but really tell me how badly do you want it?
How far are you willing to go for what you say you want.
To infinity
& beyond
>>29436726
Not bad enough that i want to risk failure. I fear failure therefore if I don't I don't experience failure ;^)
>>29436726
Realistically a robot wouldn't even know what to do with a girl like that.
>he makes her a portrait with a thousand cubes,
>she shows chad her whore traits by sending nudes
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/12/asia/china-rubiks-cube-declaration-of-love/
really bad rhyme dude these threads are really gay stop
>>29436722
>Seriously, you need to stop what you're doing because it's too uncool for me
Normie faggot
>>29436694
>trusting a bitch not to send nudes to chad
that's like trusting a dog not to chase squirrels
>Are you ready for dinner, sweetie?
>inb4 the Chad older brother cuck shows up
I'd fucking dine on that ass.
mommy, ur pussy will be my dessert
>Friend said my asics weren't fashionable
>Got me pic related for my birthday
What do I wear these with? A black shirt and white cargos?
Advice threads belongs in /adv/ fashion threads belongs in /fa/
The rules says im not allowed to announce when im reporting a thread so i guess i wont announce it.
>>29436648
Tell your friend to neck himself. Those are nigger tier, they will never be effay. At least Asics can be used in some comfy fits.
your friend is a fucking moron, you wouldn't have bought asics if you didn't like them, return these abominations
What do you guys do when you're bored?
insult tripfags and/or OPs
Post in this thread obviously.
listen to asmr
>Because of Chad there are no virgin girls exist
>And yet robots don't think of Chad as our main enemy
What the fuck is wrong with you fucks?
Chad is the reason we are miserable
Chad has everything in life by default while we have to work hard for it
>>29436505
no, no and no
stop being a pussy and man up
>>29436521
>just man up bro
>Chads are made not born
Fuck off
chad simply enables female behavior when they aren't responsible for society. the source is still women. there wouldn't be any chads if they weren't retarded sluts
Should I get a chin implant?
>>29436471
Get one while you can, before the antibiotics stop working.
>>29436471
No but you definitely should kill yourself
Plastic surgery is designated for burn victims, assault victims, and chumps.
>>29436471
Get a bullet through the brain implant while you're at it
>tfw no big black cock
>tfw no big yellow brain
>tfw no big white charisma
Our own women take every chance to get with a gringo. Is anything worse than being a mexibot?
>>29436430
Indian- everyone keeps telling you to poo in loo. India is 10x worse than mexico. All the rapes etc suck.
I'm guessing its even worse for paki/afghan/etc
>>29436430
Become el big bad drugdealer that everyone knows and white women will throw themselves at your cock.
I've seen diabeto-tier mexifats that sling weed get twice as much pussy as chad gets, only problem is that they're probably going to be 7/10 or less. But if you lower your standards you'll live the life.
>>29436430
Mexicano here
It's so fucking hot atm
I want to fucking kill myself