Hey /r9k/,
I got banned from cracked, despite trolling the site for a couple of years. I've said worse things on cracked, but apparently calling a poo in loo a potential terrorist and calling for /pol/ to raze their comment section to the ground crossed a line for them. Never mind the fact that I said fuck feminism multiple times and have used nigger, faggot and cocksucker more times than I can count. It doesn't bother me since I have multiple accounts, but I find it strange that they've just recently started banning people from the comments section.
Did...
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>>29634163
>Boohoo I got kicked off some SJW site
Nice blog post.
>>29634163
Nobody cares.
Fuck off back to tumblr.
>>29634163
I'm assuming you're in high school or earlier because this is juvenile as fuck dude. You probably think you're better than everyone but you're just a scumbag.
>irrational childhood fears
I had a fear gravity would switch off and I'd fall up into the sky and into outer space
A black hole would form above earth and kill us all.
I was afraid of getting flushed down the toilet, so I'd poop in a bucket and then tip that into the toilet from a safe distance.
>too exhausted to play video games
>too bored to want to do anything else
>lie on couch doing literally nothing
Anyone else? All my fucking meds aren't exactly helping with the tiredness either
>>29634101
start shouting and screaming desu
Same. These days I just lay on the couch and surf the web from my phone. Everything seems like so much effort, even effortless leisure activities. What's wrong with me
>>29634169
give me succ fag
>it's a "normie thinks he's some sort of wise sage and gives useless, unsolicited, Just-World-subscribing stock "advice" to mentally-ill, ugly robots with incomparably shit lives and then acts surprised and offended when they tell him to fuck off" thread
>>29634084
>r9k hate women
>it's "gf begging" thread
>>29634084
c'mon, just b urself op :)
>>29634084
>it's a "I complain and circle jerk about how awful my life is everyday yet I find it unfair that I'm so miserable" thread
Ask a femanon anything about the thought process of high school girls, I see a lot of misconceptions.
Ask away /r9k/
When was in high school I would have had plenty questions about the female mind and how I can adapt to it.
But now that I already know the thoughts that go through their heads, why they're attracted to what they widely are etc, i have but on question to ask.
Why are young girls so fucking evilly retarded?
Why do most of you fucking date a guy just to dump him for a fucking self esteem boost
Why do you go back to the same dirty lowlife Chad despite knowing there's plenty of Brodies who would very willingly treat you right?
im going to directly ask a girl on tinder if she wants to fuck
will it work
Only if you're Chad. If you're not Chad you have to subtly move to conversation into sexual territory.
>>29634127
i might just do it anyway im too tired for this shit
>>29634504
doitoyuwont
Can we get some rare Molyneuxs here?
>>29634065
Molyneux is nothing more than a fucker with nothing to share and if you disagree you're uneducated and a bitch
>>29634065
>try to make money as an online philosopher
>few viewers
>switch to an anarchist
>get a few more views
>switch to inviting stupid people to argue with
>get more views
>switch to reporting recent news with an angry face
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>>29634286
So many problems with this not an argument.
who here has mommy and dadda issues? (rhetorical)
>son stop drawing like a faggot artist and play football with Chad
>anon why dont you ever bring friends to the house?
>anon i dont have time to spend time with you
>ANON GET OFF THE COMPUTER
>jeez anon why dont you ever spend time with us
I never had a strong male father figure if that counts.
>>29634049
>tfw I latch on to women who give me mother transference feelings and try to get them to admire me
Trying to relive and repair early life experienes I suppose. She was emotionally distant and prone to being harsh .. was molested and she knew but she just brushed it under the carpet and got angry at me for being depressed and weird as she saw it as my own fault
My fucking mom was such a demanding controlling psychotic fucked up bitch but she really loved me when I was young. My dad was a drunk and just sat around and shit. he was really beta. my mom wore the pants. my dad alwasy treated my little brother better and gave him more attention because he was more into sports and shit and i just sat around with legos and hot wheels and books and drawings and got lost in my imagination all day (tfw dont havbe any creativity or imagination anymore). so i always felt kinda neglected like they didnt understand me. always tried to force me into...
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>it's another "Anon gets another gf and is actually happy" dreamwhy did i have to wake up
>>29633982
>it's another "anon gets a nice paying job an moves out of his parents house" dream
>>29633982
once i got a dream that a woman told me not to be afraid of anything and that im a good guy
made me feel good for atleast a month
>its another "anon went on a stabbing spree and is now evading the police" dream
Why haven't you joined the armed forces yet?
>>29633930
Because I suck dicks and I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
>>29633930
because i'm scarred of what i'm capable of
>>29633930
History of treatment for mental illness.
It's a non-starter for even the most desperate recruiters.
How do you explain homosexuality?
>>29633929
I was looking for some sarcastic image involving a hot dog that won't fit in a donut hole. Didn't find one but I did find this. This shots getting ridiculous
the purest form of love desu
>>29633929
How do you explain posting from a fucking iPhone?
What was the most cringe-worthy thing you've done?
Share stories
>Be me, 4 years ago, 18
>A few days after graduating highschool I get invited to a last party with my class
>Thought my beta friends from class would show up, but they didn't
>Came there with high expectations but realized pretty fast that it's gonna be a bad night
>Usual highschool campfire, only normals show up
>I...
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>>29633819
>That was as you already probably guessed made up as fuck, My real hobbies include wasting time, vidya, anime, shitposting etc.
>I don't work out at all, I was actually skinnyfat back then and I knew maybe 10 guitar chords and a few partial song tabs so I can't obviously play the guitar
>"You play the guitar anon? That's cool! Can you sing as well?"
"Ah.. Maybe a bit but recently I...
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>>29633836
>Don't look up from the guitar through the song
>Finish
>Look up
>See disgusted faces
>Some people walk away
>"That was... a pretty cool song anon. How's it called?"
>"Uh.. It's "I moan alone" by... Um... Condom Cork"
>See...
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Well I guess you learned the hard way to never tell people you play an instrument unless you know you're good. They'll demand you play for them and it's always an embarrassment. I experienced something sort of similar to this m8.
Users of marijuana and other drugs are mocked constantly and told to go away on other boards. Therefore, we smokers demand the creation of our own board, /420/ or something, where we can establish a homeland for our people. If you are in favor of this, it is time to speak up, because the admins are listening and waiting to hear the voice of the masses calling out for this brilliant and necessary idea.
>>29633710
I support a new containment board for druggies and drug-related content.
420chan exists for this purpose and will always be better than anything drug related that 4chan would shit out
>>29633710
I almost fell for your bait until
>brilliant and necessary
That was too sarcastic even for my autistic brain
OK anons. Tell the truth. How bad does pussy actually smell?
>>29633676
You know how your balls smell after a long day in the sun or at the gym? Pussy can smell the exact same. Doesn't always, but it can.
>>29633676
when you eat pussy it's your saliva that smells bad, not the pussy
lick the back of your hand for 30 seconds and then smell that part, you'll want to vomit
pussy alone smells good, arousing
I've only boned two girls
one had virtually no smell and the other ones smelled like a dead fucking fish
boi pussy >>> roastie whores
Would you for a $1 million
>>29633669
Twenty bucks.
Ten if I can film it.
>>29633669
I don't wanna have sex for money.
It's the age thing mostly that would make it awkward.
She doesn't need me to get laid.
>inb4 "she"
Yes, top or bottom. But he has to be in full make up.I probably would do it less