>irrational childhood fears
I had a fear gravity would switch off and I'd fall up into the sky and into outer space
A black hole would form above earth and kill us all.
I was afraid of getting flushed down the toilet, so I'd poop in a bucket and then tip that into the toilet from a safe distance.
>>29634210
so interesting, you must be a some kind of shaman!
>Fear of the rain
Would shit myself if it poured down or rained for more than like 30 minutes.
>>29634144THE DARK
Boiling water
>>29634144
That is a very rational fear. Kids have had their guts sucked out by pool drains.
Of course, as a child I was afraid of it because I thought darth vader would come out of the drain and get me, but still. those things can kill.
Police, authority in general (am white)
Escalator would eat or mangle me.
>>29634396
>Police, authority in general (am white)
>irrational fears
>>29634442
I mean, as a child and up to now I have never experienced any negative interaction with police.
But now I've read enough horror stories to consider it a rational fear.
As a child it was irrational.
till i was 13 i thought that when i flushed the toilet at night there would be a monster coming out of it and if i didnt make it into my room in time it would eat me
>>29634144
>>29634372
Pool drains fucking terrify me.
I have no rational explanation as to why. They just do.
>>29634144
In the movie Austin Powers, Tom Arnold says "c'mon partner, dont force it you're gonna blow out your o ring"
I always feared shitting real hard for fear of blowing out my o ring.
>>29634144
I was really afraid of dogs for a while.
And not like, big dogs, or any particular kind of dog, but just dogs in general. The worst one was a dachsund my friend had. That thing scared the SHIT out of me!
I don't even know what I thought would happen, I was just extremely uncomfortable being anywhere near the dog. I would run and scream and cry and all that.
Eventually I just got over it by rationalizing to myself that the dog can't actually hurt me, and if it tries to, I could just kick the crap out of it because it's a dog and I'm a person. The next time I saw the dog, I didn't react at all to its presence, I was just like "Oh it's a dog." and I was never afraid of dogs again.
I actually really like dogs now.
>>29634144
>dogs
>cats
>insects
>>29634352this
The fucking face at the end of Klasky-Csupo cartoons. The fear of it only died a year ago.
>>29634926
>The fear of it only died a year ago.Prove it.
>>29634945
LOL FUCK THAT KLASKY SUPPO
DADADEEDADA HU HU
>>29634945
Fuck you I thought that shit no longer affected me, I wasn't scared from it last time I saw it.
>>29634144
SpidersStill am, there is a big one in the garage right now the gives me chills just looking at it.
>>29634144
I was afraid of sharks in the swimming pool. I occasionally "saw" one, but it always was someone swimming
>>29634144
actual pool drains are dangerous.
let me tell you about delta p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
>>29634144
When I'd drive the family car through intersections.
I was 8 at the time, so whenever I'd go through, I didn't fully grasp that the other cars would stop for the intersection and not just for me
Dying alone
Just kidding that one's not irrational.
That scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo tries to grab the ring from Frodo.
>>29634677
it's because you were raped by a dog and repressed the memory. there's a reason they call dachsunds weiner dogs. but glad you got over your fear. #notalldogs are rapists.
>>29636748
10/10 post, absolutely flawless, please continue posting
In 6th grade, a gypsy friend of mine tried to rape me in the bathroom, he was fucking fat and massive, though i was pretty tall and atheltic then.
I managed to escape the bathroom and we never talked since and now i fear that a bigger man than me, would force me to suck his dick and cum all over me. (i'm half gypsy so we had a lot in common)
