>tfw instead of being inspired by people better than me i become jealous and bitter
>>24326998
how the fuck does someone get inspired by someone else succeeding? is that some normie shit?
>>24326998
This looks like a job for Tacololi
>>24327016
i don't know, they usually say you should take it as motivation when someone else succeeds but that doesn't happen for me
How do we stop mass shootings?
retroactively ban all frogposters
>>24326780
We don't anon. Shooting up a school is just shitposting irl, it's the next logical step for memes
>>24326780
Conscription.
This way , they shoot up foreigners..
I'm 21 about to graduate
dating very objectively/traditionally attractive woman with blond hair and also big boobies who is a sophomore for a little over a year
She is way out of my league
I'm like 5'11" and 140 pounds, no muscle
flat face/no chin (i look good from the front though)
She's told me she loves me but I'm too broken emotionally from a borderline ex to reciprocate although we operate under the idea that I'm slowly getting better
She gets hit on a lot but assures me she'd never cheat
Whenever she mentions...
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So tonight I'm about to drop her off at her dorm and I'm like wanna hang?
And she's like yeah we can but at some point I'm supposed to meet Megan and Jesse to work on homework
Megan is her roommate next year but I've never heard of Jesse
Who's this Jesse punk?
He's just a friend. He's Megan's best friend.
Let me guess, he's gay
No I don't have an excuse for him, he's straight.
Does he have a girlfriend?
No.
So I make one of my standard jokes and she gets legitimately upset, much more so...
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>>24326772
>letting guys hit on your girl
You don't fucking do that, that's not the way this works
I don't care if it would have ended the relationship, bitches that are all flirty need to be put in line, and men that don't know their boundaries need to be set straight as well
>>24326772
You're right hand comes off?
>tfw I did this and some buff Chad picked me up off the seat and everybody laughed
>>24326625
Why didn't you shoot him in the face to teach the faggot a lesson that it's not ok to be assaulting random strangers?
>tfw some buff chad tried to pick me up off a seat when I did this and I shot him
>>24326647
I left my gun at home. Open carry too in my state.
>tfw playing fallout 3 instead of 4 because too broke to buy an xbox one and fallout 4.
Who /poor/ here?
>>24326549
Just wait two years anon. DLC and patches will up to date and xbox one will be on the cheap cheap.
>xbox one
seriously?
>>24326582
It just sucks because I used to have one but had to sell it.
I could have been playing it now.
Thinking about getting one of these little boogers. Has anyone ever had one before? Any advice on what they're like?
looks freaky
budgie or GTFO
>>24326434
I think they live like 50 years or something. So be prepared for a commitment
>>24326446
But anon I already have a cute little ringneck
Where were you when r9k dropped it's first single?
>Artist: Pep-E and Wojakk'd
>Song: "Status: TOASTED"
>Album: Niggaz BETA Learn
https://clyp.it/0hxikt2v
>>24326346
This shit is fire
A++ effort. Boost the shit out of your vocal gain and put some air in your fucking lungs.
Album when?
Holy fuckin shit
NIGGAS BETA LEARN
Who /cantholddownajob/ here?
>>24326332
I can't get a job peiod
Who's gonna hire a depressed neet anyway? Have you seen the interview process for a lot of jobs these days? There's already so many willing slaves willing to take those jobs.
>>24326332
Na, I always quit on my own terms. Except once at a temp job; I stirred the pot and got some negative attention from the management. I was always punctual and did my work though, so they didn't fire me but instead "let me go" because "I wasn't a good fit for the company."
>work in 15 hours
>work never
>>24326239
>TFW can't work
>work in 11 hours
suicidally depressed robots report in
>>24326121
Reporting in
Fellow robot here...Fuck this damn robot
good evening, OP
hows it hanging guys?
I really don't give a shit about Paris. You know why cuz every single time that is someone being bombed, attacked and killed by the thousands in Syria Middle East no one seems to give a shit
But the moment that a couple of white people get killed in a white country everyone starts tearingup. But not for the Syrians or any other Middle Eastern country because they're just a shade darker than white.
This isn't about terrorism, this is about hate, fear and demonization. All leading up to murder for profit
>>24326057
stfu nerd it's been like three days already
no one wants to know how much you dont care
>>24326057
Thank you so much for your input.
Why the fuck would anyone care about shitskins dying?
Reminder that you guys are pathetic edgy whiners.
>>24325882
If I hate someone I always tell to them straight to their face though. Being /fit/ kinda helps. I don't give a shit what you think of me OP.
>edgy post about hiding behind avatars
>reddit username is blocked out
ultimate irony tbqh
Good point..
BUT CAN IT COUNTER DUBS?
>ask grill for feet pics
>she says "why? lol"
>I say "I like feet a lot"
>she says "really? There was a boy I used ot know when I was a kid, he loved feet too"
>sends me a picture
>next day
>ask for a picture of her soles
>she says "can i send them tmmrw? :D"
>I...
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>feet fetishists
gross
The complete opposite, dear friend. You didn't "bother" her enough. Be more assertive.
>>24325881
You bothered her by having a perverted fetish you weirdo.
Hey bros, ive been browsing since i was an edgy 15 yo stoner. i was a loner back then but things got better, i got a gf and i have a good job, but i find myself drinkin real hard and doin blow on a pretty regular basis. its like the regularness of life just cant satisfy me. any late night drinkers lurkin w/ stories or thoughts?
>>24325826
love you guys, hope youre having a good night
>>24325826
>any late night drinkers lurkin w/ stories or thoughts?
Sure. ur gay
>>24325844
not gay bruh, did suck a dick once to see what it was like though
Women are so fucking dense and uninteresting guys, why do you give a fuck about being single?
>>24325774
Why don't you tell her she's boring you?
we want to fuck them not talk to them dumbass.
You're not wrong, but this girl is clearly not engaged in the conversation. If she doesn't respond back to your questions with a question of her own at least some of the time, you're hurting your chances by continuing to shower her with messages.