What are you drinking and why are you drinking on Thursday
>it makes me feel a little better
>it makes me feel a little better
About what? the fact you're a big girl for drinking melon Vodka.
>>24380655
Yea yea. I'm gay for drinking anything flavored
Actually this is pretty melony. Very sweet even straight
Time for a hand thread, boys
>>24380567
Heer bb
Here you go, OPpreemptively dodging the robot because textless post aren't allowed
Here.
Have hand desu.
Is it a pretty good investment?
>>24380544
If you want to be loved, yes.
>>24380544
Not as good as owning a cat
>>24380595
This webm says otherwise>>24380578
What's the longest you have gone without showering?
>>24380403
2 weeks or something, you?
3 months 4 days
why was he so pink here
>always had a huge crush on claudia black since seeing her in Farscape
>found a thread about her ethnicity on some fan forum
>lots of people thought she was greek, I did too
>someone found a quote from her proving she's actually Jewish
Why, god why? This is cruel.
how is her being jewish bad?
those are some big ass titties goddamn
>>24380371
why the fuck would you even care? go and fester on /pol/ some more and cry about how some woman you never met happens to have a particular ancestry you memeingly detest because the internet told you it was cool to do so.
I consider you robots to be the resident dick experts on all of 4chan. You know all of the camera tricks (lighting, perspective, focal length, field of view, etc.), the undulating-temperature-to-flacid-engorgement/shrinkage ratio, penile skin turgidity and whether someone is cheating with a half-chub, etc. This brings me to my important research question (for science):
>based on these grainy, low-res, shitty photographs, is Biebs a shower or a grower?
Is it possible that these photos were taken shortly after intercourse and he was...
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>>24380239
Isn't there a pic of hard on leaked
>>24380287
I saw that, but I was not sure if it was confirmed to be real or fake.
Kind of hard to believe this is Bieber. Doesn't he have little muscles and stuff? I mean, he's rich so he probably has a personal trainer and shit. The image is grainy but it looks like some of his tattoos have gone missing.
Doesn't look like his body.
>tfw gf
>tfw haven't had time to play battlefront or fallout because I have to go on dates with gf
>tfw when I don't go on dates with gf, I hang out with gf
>tfw gf steals all my semen and I don't have any to spare to watch pornography
>tfw all I want is get comfy and watch movies and play vidja but I have to get dressed and go out with gf
>tfw I have to stock milk in my fridge...
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This.
Just be single and fuck whores gf will ruin you financially, and sorry OP but eventually she will break your heart.
>>24380277
Nah, the previous one, the one my life revolved around for eight years broke my heart and drained my finances. Still, you're right.
This one relationship I'm keeping somewhat casual.
>>24380074
>tfw married
Oh anon, just remember that hell awaits if you continue down this path.
How about a good old fashion cringe thread
Wew lad you sure are edgy!
Us wagekeks are really jealous!
>>24380025
desu i can sense the shamelessness in that person, whatever
1995? Fucking kids making the world worse. I think after 2000, we should have just started aborting every fetus.
>go to the cinema
>there are no showers
>go to loo
>can't poo because cars
What savagery.
Do they at least have canned water?
>>24379986
>buy a Sprite and the usual bucket of crab legs
>left my crab mallet at home
>they don't have any of those plastic disposable crab mallets
Share all the ways you know to make your orgasms stronger when you fap
I'll start: Smoke some weed first
>>24379967
Dood weed lmao XD
DRINK AT LEAST ONE GALLON OF WATER
>>24379967
grow a big dick
>only november
>already failed 4 classes
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP, PROF.
>>24379934
No weight towards final?
>part 1 of 2 part test in an hour
>will fix first test that i fucked up
>havent studied at all
just fuck my shit up senpai
Manuel it would be a good idea to give it one more semester and if you still suck just drop out and get a JOB
>2015
>still being enslaved by the vaginal jew
>trap
>she
Saged.
Suicide is your way out.
>>24379932
mtf here, this actually made me feel better about myself today, t-thanks anon
>>24380085
are you queue tea?
You americans don't know how lucky you are. You can just go to the nearest Walmart, buy a gun and end your life. How the fuck am I supposed to get a gun in this shithole?
>>24379852
Knew this was a shitpost before I read it. You didn't even list the country you're in
>>24379852
>britbongs complain about gun violence in america and belittle the great american race
>be little bitches when they need one
go fuck yourself
>>24379852
But that's wrong. I was just at Walmart. They don't sell "real" guns. They do legitimate background checks beforehand.
who here's getting wrinkles at an early age?
I'm starting to get a nasolabial fold (pic related) on just one side of my face and it's fucking noticeable.
What a shitload of fuck none of the guys in the family get this shit, hell my dad's in his late 50's and mine's more noticeable than his.
I don't smoke, drink, or even eat shit foods. I don't even sleep on my side either so this fuck thing's sagging on it's own and it'll only get worse from here.
>>24379796
that's just life famo. in prehistorical times, humans didn't get to be so old, so 21 would be middle aged.
but your biologial age is different from your actual chronological age. depending on your lifestyle and genes you might not get wrinkles untill you are much older.
>>24379796
uv rays?
Are you sleeping enough? Is your diet balanced? Did your parents have them appear soon too? Are you overweight?
I had a discussion recently with a good friend of mine who was unwilling to accept the fact that Islam is a theocratic ideology, and that many deaths are perpetrated by, and in the name of, Islam. This person tried to refute my claims by stating:
>ISIS has about as much in common with Islam as Christianity does with Scientology.
They relied on the distancing rhetoric to defend their ideals on Islam. Probably to defend their Muslim friend. Ultimately, they decided to stop being my friend because I was anti-Islamic.
So what say...
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the person you're talking to is blatantly retarded. The quran tells them to jihad, to kill infidels, and that allah likes terrorist better than pussy muslims. ISIS are in fact being very good muslims and doing what their holy book says. pussy muslims are the ones doing it wrong.
>>24379782
>>24379855
>debating your IRL friends about religion
Now you know why people avoid you.
It's because you're legitimately annoying.
>>24379782
Al Nusra is Salafi, Hezbollah is Jafari.
Those two aren't bad at all desu.
Boko Haram is a Hausa nationalist organization and Al- Qauda does not exist but like Isis is Khawarij and Qutubi.