>go to the cinema
>there are no showers
>go to loo
>can't poo because cars
What savagery.
Do they at least have canned water?
>>24379986
>buy a Sprite and the usual bucket of crab legs
>left my crab mallet at home
>they don't have any of those plastic disposable crab mallets
>head to gym to get fit
>niggers are there
>go to cinema
>forgot to dress up as a girl to dodge penis inspection
>>24380105
I thought amerilards only do that in schools?
>>24380127
No it also happens at a few cinemas.
Unfortunatly I don't live near the cinemas where it doesn't happen.
>>24380168
S-seriously now?
The security fondles your crotch or what?
>go to cinema
>they recently started penis inspections for falcons
>mfw I got my falcon circumcised two weeks ago
>go to cinema
>oh fuck the penis inspector is on duty
>my penis is searched and they find my stash of wacky backy
>arrested and sent to Wolverhampton
>>24380218
>>24380191
>>24380168
>>24380127
>>24380105
THIS MEME IS OUTTA CONTROL IT'S GONNA BURN THIS BOARD BURN THIS BOARD
>head to the movie theater
>penis inspector approves but doesn't give me highest marks
>cinema refuses to sell me popcorn
>forced to sit on the floor
