Is it a pretty good investment?
>>24380544
If you want to be loved, yes.
>>24380544
Not as good as owning a cat
>>24380595
This webm says otherwise>>24380578
>>24380544
If you want to think you're being loved, yes.
>>24380627
I'm on my iPhone how do you open a webmd?
>>24380595
Cats are nice and low maintenance, but I'll be damned...they don't offer as much companionship as a dog would.
if you're capable of taking care of one, a dog is a fantastic investment. Being responsible and taking care of another is a good feel. There's also many who could use a loving home.
>>24380649
>iPhone
You got jewed son
Kinda, yeah, sure.
>>24380653
Dogs shit all over the place, eat your furniture, and require WAY too much attention. Plus they're emotionally shallow
>>24380649
Download VLC
>>24380696
Just let your dog live outside, I dont understand you weirdos that let animals live in your house.
>>24380697
Where can I download this app?
>>24380653
>companionship
Is that what they call it
>>24380696
>emotionally shallow
>likes cats
Cats literally manipulate you.But I still love mine.
I heard dogs are unloyal whores.
They only love you for ___ but will move on at any time if you get keked by a new owner. Aka little whore sluts.
Is this correct?
>>24380718
the app store
>>24380717
>considering a filthy mongrel that rolls in dead birds a companion
>>24380750
Is it free or will I have to buy it?
>>24380752
You are simply a bully. My therapist told me to ignore your posts. She said that what I was doing was an excellent way to bond with others.
>>24380752
oh boy it's the edgelord who comes into every animal thread and spams it with animal hate and photos of dead animals, you're pathetic to keep doing this over and over again
>>24380781
free, mate, it's the one with the traffic cone picture
dogs are great as long as you understand that they're basically children. not in a babying and dressing them up in clothes way, but that they're a living being completely reliant on you. you're going to have to be responsible for paying for their food, medical needs (including emergencies), medications, "education" (training classes if needed, which more dogs should be in than they are), toys, and other random expenses and paying for occasional damage to your items. and the time/energy to train and exercise them, as well as giving them attention.
but in my opinion, the rewarding aspects of having a dog are well worth the costs. but if you aren't comfortable with dealing with all the things mentioned above, don't get one. be responsible
>>24380795
Its just an animal dude chill out its not like something valuable actually died now.
>>24380795
Yet you feel the need to respond every time
frend, the answer can be acquires here: >>24362553
>>24380839
this, just ignore the guy, i never understood why people have to argue over the internet, just ignore them, theres nothing they can do
>>24380649
>his 4chan app doesnt have integrated webm
>>24380752
pretty ironic you call someone a spammer when you spam any thread remotely related to pets with all the pictures of dead animals you obsessively save on your computer, to the point that you have have a damn numbering system
>>24380834
Oh no dogs are stupid animals that seem to form a chemical bond(emotional) with their owners so they are basically neoteonic parasistic wolves.
>>24380815
I'm having some trouble finding it. Can you send me a link in the App Store so I can see the webm?
>>24380752
Did dogg died?
>>24380883
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/vlc-for-ios/id650377962?mt=8
>>24380742
Dogs can hold bonds. I heard on here though that you shouldn't get bitches though, but shoot for a male.
i love dogs, they make me happy
>>24380870
Can you send me a link to this app as well please?
Dogs are cool. More work than cats, also more personable.
>>24380900
No, dog sleep
>>24380915
Especially pit bulls
>>24380918
don't know if you apple shitters have it but I use clover.
The dev drops by /g/ fairly frequently.
>>24380915
fuck off mohammed you dirty sand nigger
>>24380871
just ignore the attention whore anon. You're giving him what he wants
this was my dog when i still lived with my parents, i miss her
hey gore dog guy, can i ask, did you ever have any pets? Is this where your hate for them comes from, some background with animals?
I mean no disrespect i just wanna know, since i know some people don't like things because they've had bad times with it
>>24380957
good thing that disgusting beast died
please post more pictures of your dogs
>>24380696
Dont cats literally shit inside in litter trays?
Dont cats literally maul up your furniture with their claws when they're bored?
Like, I own a dog, so it could just be me with an 'us or them' attitude, but cats seem to fit a whole lot better into your description than my dog does.
>>24380976
she is still alive anon, very mean comment by the way!
>>24380915
Dogs are retarded so of course they are loyal to owner that show they are the alpha in the pack or some shit. Dogs do love their owners alot of my dogs went missing because the stupid fucks chased my school bus down because they loved me so much or something. Though a dog loving you is just a survival strategy if the canid couldnt give a crap about you then it wouldnt deal with you or probably just eat you when your guard was down.
Cats are smarter than dogs hence why owning them as pets is stupid because the animal knows exactly what you are doing and its MANIPULATING YOU into being its slave.
Ever wonder why humans cant have chimps as pets its because chimps are too smart to be pets they'll fucking rip your face off.
>>24380991
ignore him, anon, he feeds off of responses like that
This is Molly :)
My parents sent me a little birthday card from her, I think they know how much I miss her
>>24380963
hahah fuckin doges
JFK was killed by the illuminati the wars aren't really being waged to fight terrorism. ISIS is run by the Israeli mossad
>>24380627
>>24380649
>>24380718
>>24380781
>>24380883
You probably shouldn't watch it. It's very graphic.
>>24380986
You just don't have your cat trained. They also have twice the neural connections in their brains as dogs. Not to mention their utilitarian aspect. Face it, dogs are just shit companions
>>24380915
>>24380696
>Dogs shit all over the place, eat your furniture
>what is potty training
and if you know how to train a dog and give them the exercise they need chewing up all your shit usually isn't s problem
>>24380986
>Dont cats literally maul up your furniture with their claws when they're bored?
it's pretty similar to dogs, if you play with your cat regularly and provide them them appropriate surfaces to scratch and train them that it's theirs to scratch, that isn't usually a huge issue either. and there's humane ways to keep a cat from scratching things
shit I'm running out of conspiracy theories
/pol/ is usually at least partially right
illuminati hand signs in US and Korean music industry is to trivialize the subject on the basis of specious information
government is full of pedophiles
Making these threads has really helped me connect with you all on this board!
>>24380739
>cats manipulate you
1.Cats are not smart enough to manipulate people at anything close to the level that humans do.
2.Dogs do it too. Where do you think the expression "puppy-dog eyes" comes from?
>>24380979
for you
All dogs are different. Some breeds require more maintenance, some barely require any. My pug sleeps literally 20 hours a day.
Entertainment industry is full of people subjected to MK ultra brainwashing programs. Have artificially created MPD/DID
I'm still having trouble downloading the webm
>>24381081
Well I do own dogs but they live outside and I feed them but thats it, they tend to get run over by cars but I have a female dog that produces a new batch every year so I no longer give a shit anymore.
>>24381081
>my personal life is irrelevant
o-okay, may i ask why you don't like animals then? Or do you just not like basic animals, like how do you feel about fish, birds, etc.?
>>24381106
Useless animals. No utility at all
>>24381083
lol angry doge
>>24380994
>they are loyal to owner that show they are the alpha in the pack or some shit
debunked theory
>Cats are smarter than dogs hence why owning them as pets is stupid because the animal knows exactly what you are doing and its MANIPULATING YOU into being its slave.
more like you're trying to compare the way dogs show affection to the way cats do, which is apples to oranges. the whole concept of them being "opposite" is ridiculous. they show affection differently and have different needs because they're completely different species
>>24381104
Homosexuality will do that to you
>>24380752
You're doing gods work against the muh animals normies.
>>24381151
>utility
I didn't get a dog for utility. I got a dog to take care of something else in my life and something to cuddle.
>>24381135
you're scum
>>24381158
holy hell, that fucking webm, top kek
Out of dogs
posting elephants
>>24381118
For fucks sake, he's doing better than Australia did against them.
>>24381094
Touche, but you can do more with a dog. I always imagine just getting a German Sheppard, raising it from a pup, and walking through the quiet night with it as it eagerly looks up at me wondering where the wind will take us.
>>24381181
I was talking to you
>>24381084
Are you sure you're old enough to post here
>>24381180
Its just an animal that entertains me, stop acting as though you arent enslaving an animal against its will you fucking petfag.
Reminder that 4chan has always liked animals
reminder to ignore the edgy, attention-seeking gore spammer
>>24380963
If you have too many puppies to feed that's what you have to do
>>24381106
>pug
Just put it out of it's misery
>>24381201
Then he bites your hand then chases a bus down the street
>>24381219
Agreed, who the hell except women get pets cuddle with, I own dogs because I like how violent and dangerous they look plus they make nice biological alarm systems in the night time.
>>24381199
o-oh, i see, so you dislike them because people basically over react with them?
So if people really didn't care much about them, like how they don't really care about fish, would you like them then?
does /r9k/ like foxes? i think foxes make bad pets but are very cute
>>24381257Who else but doge?
>>24380544fuck dogs they are shit
>>24381219
I would rather take care of a dog than an actual human child. Dogs are significantly cheaper and more rewarding to love than some shit who has the ability to throw you under the bus for selfish reasons.
>>24381266
oh, also, why do you aim the hate at the pets?
It's like when people treat shoes like they're gods, making sure to not get a grain of dirt on them, people don't hate the shoes, they hate the people that praise them so much
>>24381264
>he thinks he's safe with a dog
>>24380544
Own a husky here, is cute, very loving, requires alot of attention and exercise so keeps me /fit/, has blue eyes so gets female attention. Is about 30kg so is good guard dog/protective when walking at night.
However, he does eat walls if left alone for too long without exercise.
Jews pushed immigration reform in western countries
Jews funded feminism in the US and Europe to break up the family unit
>>24381302
ah, got it.
I see, i respect your opinion, i hate cats, and fucking wanna kill myself when i'm around them, i also really hate it when people dress their cats up and act like "mr.whiskers is the best thing ever"
>>24381314
Why would your own child throw you under the bus?
>>24381322
>not relying on your own knowledge of martial arts to intimidate
KEK, DI-DID THE MODS JUST DELETE THOSE GORE POSTS?
>>24381314
A human is smarter than a dog so of course it can betray once its mature, lol you are like those control freak parents that think they can make theirr kids mindless puppets but wait until puberty comes faggot. Also you are insane.
>BUT IF I TAKE CARE OF A DOG MY FEELS WONT GET HURT
Hahahahah kill yourself
>>24381316
I dont think Im safe but the dogs can take a few bullets to alert me to the presence of a robber/nigger around my house.
>>24381302
>why is it wrongn
because muh feels human society says so
>>24381333
compared to
>human child
>literally just turns food into shit
>whines about everything
>selfish as fuck
yeah, no thanks senpai.
>>24381356
because that is what human beings do and always have done to each other in order to progress themselves further in life so they can fulfill their own self-centered desires.
>>24381378
They almost always do
>>24381365
Well it's more the intimidation from dog that stops random drunkards from coming up to me and asking for a smoke. Which where i'm from is quite common.
>>24381397
nice strawman, faggot.
>>24381407
kek
even the mods can't stand his shit
>>24381378
they did, this is a nice thread about animals
MODS = GODS
>>24381378
It's because the only people who post pet gore are underaged edgy faggots.
Ashame they don't ban users for it to be honest.
>the golden age of hiroshima moderation
>>24381442
>on r9k
>Hating pets and posting gore
>Not underage
Okay nice meme le friend :^)
o-oh, mr.dog gore, i hate to bother you with another question, but are you even a robot? No offense, i just mean do you even fit into the board culture or do you just come here to laugh at us, do you actually post here aside from the doge gore?
mayby the mods can also ban that faggot for being a faggot
>>24381217
>enslaving
>petafag
nice buzzwords. but due to your irresponsible breeding your dog is likely to have a much shorter lifespan and higher risk of disease, and an unfixed female is more likely to get an aggressive response from other dogs, and considering she's fucking with unfixed males to produce all those unwanted puppies, you're putting her at risk. not to mention the escaping urges/tendencies.
>>24381508
>Brings up pets being environmentally damaging
>Posts more gore
>Not underage
0/10
>>24381508
Thank you for going to a forum known for depressed people and posting things that make them more depressed
Thank you for posting pictures that remind them how much misery there is in the world
Thank you for being such an attention whoring faggot that you'd do ANYTHING for attention like some vapid Instagram whore
Thank you for having the emotional level of a kindergarten bully
And fuck me for giving you the attention you so desperately crave
>>24381560
>posting things that make them more depressed
Are you underage or just your first day on 4chan
>>24381521
Oh shit I dont care.
I bet some of you dogfags are animalfuckers as well, what sort of nutjob actually saves pictures of dogs on their computer.
>>24381560
Since when is /r9k/ a hugbox for you stupid petfags?
>>24381560
Chill the fuck out.. Or stay mad whatever
>>24381560
>he called his therapist over /r9k/ posts
>>24381544
>tries to use caring about the environment as an excuse to shill bullshit about kill all animals he doesn't like as a "truth" instead of advocating for practical methods
>ignoring that in a developed society with mentally "normal" people this would never work due to lacking empathy for animals being a sign of serious mental disrupt
>>24381544
>Thinking pets is what is the main cause of our environmental predicaments
Lets be honest, you hate pets because people like them, you're that angsty teen who hates anything remotely popular to seem different. We all know that guy, hell some of us probably were they guy. Enjoy school while you can man, life doesn't get any better.
>>24381592
>proud of not caring for his pets
>having photos of your dog makes you an animalfucker
troll/10
>>24380544
It's kind of cool. Sometimes you just get the urge to spit on a babby but you don't have one. So a puppy or a dog would suffice. I have spit and pissed on my doggy before. Just a little piss, I didn't want to dirty my floor.
>>24381593
since when is it a hugbox for pathetic virgins?
>tfw fucked 14 girls
>tfw i was able to discuss shit on this board
>tfw the betas took over
>>24381631
>lacking empathy for animals being a sign of serious mental disrupt
Okay then are all the people who eat meat mentally ill? How do justify supporting the meat industry when it's known to treat animals poorly?
it's almost as if you don't care for animals at all and are simply culturally brainwashed to like cute kittys and puppys.
let's ignore the fact that cats destroy wild bird populations, cause lol who cares about birds right??
>>24381634
Nope, swing and miss m8.
>>24381490
He hides in the night, awaiting for unassuming pet owners. His coat...heavy with the the rain and his waifu pictures. His hat, poorly constructed, showing his assumed positioned of superiority.
"My prey..." He says, as he wipes his face, leaving bright orange dust on his cracked lips. He awaits...a person who's strolling along with a small pup. He smiles, exhaling deeply before coughing violently. He apparently has forgotten his asthma pump.
"They come..."
He jumps out at the unsuspecting person, his wild gut bouncing in his response, and his waifu cards from his chinese cartoons flying from his pockets. "O-oh shi...." As he bent over to pick them up, the pup, once a lowly bystander decided to strike. It outstretched it's tongue towards the autist, licking the dust from his lips, his prized possession that makes life worth living. He stayed silent.
"Don't worry, he's friend-"
He hastily picked up his prized picture loli cards and rushed home, with his pants struggling to hold his undesirable girth in it's confinement. "D-damn dogs...I-I hate them..." Now home, he slumped at his computer and hastily looked up gored dogs from the internet, chuckling to himself as it expanded his superiority in his otherwise meaningless life.
Upon browsing the basket weaving board, he came across a board about dogs. His chest swelled with rage, his breathing intensified into an asthma attack. Inbetween breaths, he posted the dogs on the thread, chuckling at himself, calling others "petfags." Meanwhile his mother watched over him disapprovingly, wondering where the hell he went wrong before proceeding to feed the autist his required energy supply of tendies.
>>24381634
the only thing he's been remotely right on is that outdoor roaming cats cause significant damage to native wildlife and are actually considered severely invasive. but that's solved by just keeping your cat indoors, not culling them all off
he just wants an excuse to be edgy
>>24381660
>your dog
Oh I thought those were random dogs.
>>24381694
You tried, put more effort in the next time
>>24381686
Good lord you are so underaged it's kinda cute. Stop trying to pretend there are actual reasons to hate domesticated cats and dogs, there aren't any, you're an edgy kid who's probably upset he didn't have a family pet.
Cats are cute, dogs are cute, most domesticated animals are cute, let me guess you don't mind horses because they actually helped us agriculturally and were useful for travel? Or maybe you're so edgy you can't even admit domesticated animals have served purposes and still do.
>>24381694
mmmmmmmmmmmm
(only 3.57% content)
>>24381721
Alright. I was in a rush because I have work to do for Uni.
>>24381734
>cute means good
You reason like a fucking woman, kill yourself.
Also
>a man wanting his dog to look cute
Just castrate yourself you effeminite piece of shit.
>>24381734
>underage
Still stuck on that huh?
>Cats are cute, dogs are cute
Literally using the shitty justification I states to defend them. Idiot.
>>24380696
yea my dog ate my WHOLE 3 seater leather couch, beware folks
quality thread guys, we did it
>>24381775
To be fair though that can get pricey. Is there a way to stop dogs from doing that?
just gonna post some ploob doobl pics
>>24381697
Ironically while that isn't an invalid point he's killed any sort of highground he has by posting pictures of dead animals.
>Animals killing animals is wrong
>Look at these funny maymays of dead animals
>I'm not underage, honest
>>24381755
>Underage
>>24381774
>Stuck on a fact
I'm sorry your justification for slaughtering every domesticated animals because of "muh environment" and "muh natural habitats" while posting dead animals was too good to rebuttal
>>24381786
Yes, by not being a shitty fucking owner
havent even seen it desu
>>24381803
>I'm sorry your justification for slaughtering every domesticated animals
When did I say that? I thought we were talking about pet dogs and cats?
only mongrel races hate dogs
>>24381803
>ad hominem
Nice to know that beta fucktards are the origin of dog lovers.
king of queens was alright, like 6/10
>>24381816
And underage edgy faggots
mostly watched it because of the wife tho
>>24381816
>muh white man companion
holy shit kill yourself, the asians domesitcated dogs first to begin with.
>>24381824
>on r9k
>trying to use beta as an insult
>not underage/new
Back to /b/ friendo
>>24381859
Asians are the master race desu
>>24381686
>hurr meat eaters
>trying to compare an industry telling people that they NEED meat to be healthy along with the market made cultural separation from the food industry to your obsession with dog gore
ok m8
if you show videos of slaughterhouses and shit, 9/10 you invoke an emotional response. that's because they have empathy for the animal and the person feels guilt. that alone makes your claim full of shit. I don't eat meat regardless, but your inability to understand that the meat industry is a complex issue speaks volumes
>let's ignore the fact that cats destroy wild bird populations, cause lol who cares about birds right??
there's a lot of people who care, and they're doing a hell of a lot more by creating TNR programs and getting people to keep their cats inside than you are by posting pics of dead animals and advocating for mass killings like an edgelord faggot then getting mad when no one listens to you
>>24381875
>>24381859
Asians smell.
>>24381902
Yes, like success
I love dogs. I used to have a black labrador and shit was cash.
>>24381894
>if you show videos of slaughterhouses and shit, 9/10 you invoke an emotional response. that's because they have empathy for the animal and the person feels guilt
And then they go right back to eating meat the next day. Are all these people mentally ill by your standard?
>>24381935
No anon empathy is a mental illness.
>>24381921
And bowel movements.
>>24381935
You'll enjoy this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGkVyyDOcU
>>24381933
i really, really, really hate this picture.
>>24381935
>ignoring all but a small fraction of my post
you're beyond help m8
>>24382031
No, I just don't need help.
>>24382017
Well, do you?
Dogs are for men
Cats are for women
It's like blue and pink
I don't really like either of them but dog are definitely more useful, smarter, more likeable and funnier than cats.
Dogs can also get rid of any mice problems you have just as well as cats.
So if you really want a pet go for a dog.
The only reason I can think of to get a cat is if you don't want to leave your basement but also don't want to be alone.
That's why I've got a cat.
>>24382017
Let me help you with your irrational fears, then.
>>24382017
What do we have here, Monsieur Candie?
>>24382017
Look at that, another one!!
>>24380696
Don't cats shit in a box inside your house and claw your furniture til theres nothing left.
>>24382017
Have I helped you surpass your problems?
>>24382058
according to the DSM-5 you do
>>24382189
>psychology
>internet diagnosis
Lel, which "disorder" did you pick from the hat?
A few years ago there was a dog gore spammer on /an/ and it turned out to be a 35 year old paraplegic who lived with his mom. I wonder if he's moved to /r9k/.
>>24382302
How'd he get found out?
>>24382223
it's a sign of myktiple different conditions and pretty bare bones knowledge
>>24382401
>it's a sign of myktiple different conditions
What is? Name them? Oh wait you're just talking out your ass.
>>24382401
*multiple I mean
>>24382420
geez, you are a moron
http://www.jaapl.org/content/30/2/257.full.pdf
>>24380578
d'aaww
>>24382492
>Animal cruelty in childhood, although generally viewed as abnormal or deviant, for years was not considered symptomatic of any particular psychiatric disorder.
Matches the rise in modern pet obsession.
>Although animal cruelty is currently used as a diagnostic criterion for conduct disorder, research establishing the diagnostic significance of this behavior is essentially nonexistent.
hmmmm
The only thing it was linked with is ASP which is just a made up meme.
>>24382627
>ASP
Meant APD
Dogs are far more superior than cats.
I mean, how could you hate pic related (my dog)
>>24381508
>posting dog gore
>no shoveldog, the ultimate classic
u wot m8?
>>24382666
Why do you save your dog's pics from 4chan
>>24382492
Animal cruelty is caused by low empathy, see we humans making other lifeforms squeal in pain and get off to it emotionally or sexually(if your really fucked in the head), our empathy however suppresses this instinct, but you feel this instinct everytime you want to hurt someone or something you hate or everytime you seek vengeance.
Now to the animal abuser a dog is just a toy for them to fuck with to get pleasure, its squeals of pain are just amazing pleasure to the abuser.
>>24382711
That picture is from my phone though...
>>24382627
>the group of subjects with a history of animal cruelty showed a significantly higher prevalence of polysubstance abuse and dependence
>The diagnosis of APD was significantly more frequent in the animal cruelty group
>Antisocial personality traits were also significantly more frequent in the group with a history of animal cruelty.
>Antisocial personality traits showed a strong correlation, and the correlation with APD was stronger yet.
>individuals with character disorders, including antisocial personality traits, APD, and mixed personality disor- der with antisocial features, collectively all showed a higher incidence of animal cruelty.
good job showing you can't read, just about every single study on the subject has the same result. but sure buddy, YOU'RE the right one here
>>24380544
only sub humans dislike dogs
>>24382973
Says the horsefucker.
>>24382944
Like I said APD is just a made up "disorder" to pathologize people who don't follow irrational mainstream culture.
![elephant-sits-on-man-s-head-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/driH45G.gif "elephant-sits-on-man-s-head-o[1].gif")
elephants are so great
I'm glad these threads are becoming a staple of the front page. They bring out the crazies. Not only OP who is making this thread to make friends, but the psychos who hate dogs too.
