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Justin Bieber's Penis: The Long & Short of It
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I consider you robots to be the resident dick experts on all of 4chan. You know all of the camera tricks (lighting, perspective, focal length, field of view, etc.), the undulating-temperature-to-flacid-engorgement/shrinkage ratio, penile skin turgidity and whether someone is cheating with a half-chub, etc. This brings me to my important research question (for science):

>based on these grainy, low-res, shitty photographs, is Biebs a shower or a grower?

Is it possible that these photos were taken shortly after intercourse and he was still partially engorged, and it was warm outside, thus creating the perfect storm of optimum flaccid length? Or, is it likely that this is his natural flacid length regardless of recent sexual activity and optimal phallic temperatures?

Is he packing heat? What is your analysis?
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>>24380239
Isn't there a pic of hard on leaked
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>>24380287
I saw that, but I was not sure if it was confirmed to be real or fake.
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Kind of hard to believe this is Bieber. Doesn't he have little muscles and stuff? I mean, he's rich so he probably has a personal trainer and shit. The image is grainy but it looks like some of his tattoos have gone missing.

Doesn't look like his body.
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It definitely is real.
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>>24380239
>>24380347
>>24380373
I have shamelessly jacked off to all of these pictures. I'd fuck him in the yaoihole desu
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>>24380239
But that's miley cyrus
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>>24380239
>undulating-temperature-to-flacid-engorgement/shrinkage ratio okay so this is an actual thing? i always noticed that my flaccid wang is longer in normal/hot weather rather than colder weather. how do i go about figuring out my actual base flaccid length?

> the perfect storm of optimum flaccid length

lost my sides, this whole thread is gold

10/10 would archive, friend
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>>24380515
whoops that first part wasn't supposed to be all green texted

i committed a 4chan faux pas
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>>24380347
>I IX VII V
Is that supposed to be ironic or is he really that dumb
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>2 inch sick

lmbo white ppl
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>>24380540
He's a memer on the dl, or "lowkey" as the negros say
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>>24380540
Probably the latter.
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Justin Bieber is a ftm tranny. The skeleton doesn't lie. "His" penis is a graft
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>>24380587
>no rare pepe tats
nah. He ain't no memer.

On a serious note his tats are dumb tho. Crucifix in the centre, crown, "yeshua" written top to bottom in hebrew. This dumbass never read leviticus 19:28? Besides, he's whoring his body so that little girls can masturbate to him, I'm sure jesus ain't cool with that. Other than that the tats on his arm are animal drawings that seems to have no connection whatsoever. Tho the owl might be an illuminati reference

>>24380591
At first i was going to talk shit about the decreasing american standards of education, but then i remembered, he's canadian. But maybe canadian schools don't teach roman numerals as well. Least he could do is look up on the numerical system before making a permanent mark on his body showing his stupidity
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>>24380583
>not knowing about growers

lmaaaooo
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Idk about women but gay men are extreme fans of his nudes
t. Captain homo
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>>24380239
>on 4chan
>see thread about Justin biebers penis
>immediately enter thread
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>>24380540
Maybe those are his favorite final fantasy games.
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>>24381003
Why is every vegeta cosplay an absolute disaster
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>>24380629
"His" hipbones are really high up.
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>>24381667
This nigger gets it.

Look at how weird the insertions are on his pectorals, and how soft the skin is on his face. He's 21 and has a baby's-ass-smooth face? I think I've seen a few spindly whiskers on "his" chin.
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Ignore the peculiar musculature and tattoos. Look at how fucking weird the torso is shaped. Look at how wide the hips are

If this isn't a good ftm tranny, it is one fucking weird shaped dude.
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Ok if even JB has a bigger dick than me wtf is the point of anything anymore?

Who else here /6inchdicklet/
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>>24381740
Yea but what to compare them with since she'd obviously been on puberty delaying drugs. I guess a clearer giveaway would be looking at index and ring finger.
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>>24381842
Wtf are you talking about the hips aren't wide. Show me how they could be wide by comparing hips to waist
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>>24381863
You could always exist for the suffering of others anon :)
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>>24381928
ISIS pls
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Bieber is a manlet and his pubes are shaved so that all adds to making it look bigger. Also he's 1/2 hard so my guess is he's only about 5.5 in
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JB is uncut master race
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>>24381076
He's a comedian, he don't give a shit.
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