Ok /r9k/, i am finally ready to leave this earth. I can't find the money to buy a gun so i will jump off a building. I tried 1 week ago but i was scared as fuck, so i need your help: I need to find something to find the balls to jump. Is alcohol enough or i need to take cocaine ? Thanks.
>>24890362
Ddon't do it.
>>24890704
I have been thinking about it for one year, and i know it's for the best. I WILL kill myself so don't waste time and tell me what kind of thing i should take man
>>24890362
Maybe just don't do it? Seriously. Life is what you make of it. So if it's shit change it. There's nothing on the other side. So enjoy life one way or another. Don't squander your shit m8.
>people who come on r9k and shit on anime posters
>>24890237
what are you like, 12 or something? desu senpai
>>24890237
Anime is pretty fucking gay though. Like if you're 12-14 I can see being into it but goddamn guys.
>>24890423
>>24890461
I don't like anime so I have to go on a site created with anime in mind. Nice job, 15 year olds. hehe I made a joke about your age :))) funnty trolle dued
Okay /r9k/, I've decided to give you a chance.
Make a post explaining why you think you deserve happiness WITHOUT using the letter E. Here's the catch, your post must contain a minimum amount of words dependent on your age. If you are 25 it must contain at least 25 words, if you are 30, 30 words, etc.
If you manage to complete this challenge and create an understandable, grammatically correct post without using the letter E, your Waifu/Oneitis will appear in front of you and profess their undying love to you now and forever.
Tick tock Robots, you have until...
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>he thinks people deserve things
TOP SPOOKS
>>24890214
shittypost/10
>>24890214
Lol fuck off, this is some autistic shit.
>wake up
>look like this
What do?
>>24890192
>become porn star
>fuck tons of hot girls
>randomly one girl decides to fuck with you
>claims I raped her
>career instantly annihilated
Feels bad man
Rejoice that i won't have to settle for fat old men who are more than twice my age and find a cute boy I'm actually attracted to to perform lewd acts to
>Height: 5'10 (1.78cm)
haaah that sucks, he's like a mini chad.
Is anyone attracted to intelligence?
Seems more likely to be a turn-off to me.
>>24890117
I do want the guy Im dating to be alot more intelligent to me, I also like father figures too.
when a girl says "intelligence" she's really talking about emotional perceptiveness, not logic or problem-solving ability.
Sorry nerd, learn social skills.
To women, yeah probably. On my end though, I'm absolutely attracted to intelligent women. They're just fucking rare.
Which superheros are virgins?
>>24890083
Deadpool probably..
>>24890153
didn't he fuck death?
>>24890153
Deadpool has a kid and a demon wife that he constantly has sex with.
He definitely had a gf before he got cancer and went through the experiments too. Deadpool is Chad.
Who here /doctor/?
Today I noticed this red bump in my perineal region that stings when touched. It's been 4 days since I had sex with a girl and only noticed it today even though i wore a condor. Does anyone with any STD's have a similar experience?
>inb4 mutilation of crotch
>>24890053
Condors are endangered you prick.
>>24890180
also I don't believe you could have really made that typo accidentally.
you're a fat piece of shit
also its probably a zit, you retard
>tfw no offline friends
>tfw growing away from your online friends and they away from you
>>24890045
bump roblox roblox
>>24890045
whats your steam mannn
>>24890045
roblox is fun OP
Ask a 25yo ex-HKV who just lost his virginity to a hooker anything.
>>24890036
Was she nice? Do you feel more confident?
>>24890064
are you autistic? Look at that picture
Hooker stats
Race
Age
Roastie (Y/N)
Cost
Did you at one point fear for your safety?
Do you think you have an STD? and which one do you think it is?
What's /R9k/'s favorite album?
>pic related
>>24889999
check'd those quad
pic relate
one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8T8vTYaZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75_Y1ggoh94
Anything by CYNE, Nujabes or Bop Alloy is incredible,
ultimate_beta.jpg
and how much is 1 token?
Wait, so what's going on in that image?
Did the "old guy" tip her to dolewdstuff
>>24890020
>>24890033
From my understanding the beta guy gave her 10,000 dollars.
God bless.
ITT: Post comments to blox future posts.
But I'm a straight male.
Chris Chan is an inspiration
I have no idea what filter you're talking about you roody poo candy ass
Can we start petitioning the government to not be able to tax minimum wage workers and low wage workers who own their own apartment? Like why the fuck do I have to pay you 200 a month just to work? Thanks masta I sure am glad you let me work at the cost of taking a quarter of my check. Thank you for stopping sweat shops masta.
I wouldn't actually mind working and being a wagekek if they just fucked off and let me keep my money. Why the fuck should I work a job when part time gives me 150 a week and then after taxes I get like 110. That's like 18 hours of work...
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Is the thin edge of the wedge. What is 'low wage' defined as? Does it vary by location? So many questions and all aswers are debatable
>tfw get taxed 1/4 of my paycheck
GOD DAMN GOVERNMENT!!!!
GOD DAMN POOR PEOPLE!!!
GOD DAM HAND OUTS!!!
GOD DAMN SINGLE MOTHERS!!!
GOD DAMN WAR!!!
I WANT MY MONEY!!!!
>>24890082
Probably anything that doesn't require a 4 year degree and is just enough to live
>100 word essay due Friday.
>subject: how has a girlfriend/boyfriend changed your life.
This is your chance op. Write the most poignant and emotional manifesto on robot culture. Call them out on their privilege of having loved ones. Decree your frustrations and let the world know your misfortune.
>>24889889
Inb4 your professor tells you to go to a therapist
I like that meme you just posted
This is a safe space. Please respect that.
I am 1,68 cm. Is that manlet enough?
slightly below average 1.84cm male checking in, can I chill here?
>tfw 6'4
>tfw still a ultra autist
It doesn't matter