Okay /r9k/, I've decided to give you a chance.
Make a post explaining why you think you deserve happiness WITHOUT using the letter E. Here's the catch, your post must contain a minimum amount of words dependent on your age. If you are 25 it must contain at least 25 words, if you are 30, 30 words, etc.
If you manage to complete this challenge and create an understandable, grammatically correct post without using the letter E, your Waifu/Oneitis will appear in front of you and profess their undying love to you now and forever.
Tick tock Robots, you have until whenever this thread 404s, after that this offer will expire. Will you take the chance? it couldn't hurt.
>he thinks people deserve things
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>>24890214
shittypost/10
>>24890214
Lol fuck off, this is some autistic shit.
>>24890214
another fine threadd
I am not happy with my situation and think that it is rightful that I obtain a girl now.
>>24890214
I'm a good guy, I think. All I want is a girl or guy who would like to play vidya or watch jap-toons. I didnu nuffin
I am worthy of joy if only on the basis of this fact: I am not as big a faggot as OP.
>>24890359
>like
Close but no cigar.
I disirve happiniss bicaus it is a basic human right. Any post lingth ruquirmints ar bullshit. If anything mor trips around our sun without happiniss is only indicating I am mor disirving of happiniss.
Undrstandabl and grammatically corrct. Now to wait for my gf.
>>24890214
>having a waifu
lol
>>24890214
Joy is a right of all humans. A robot is still human and thus has that right. Why am I an outlying data point? Am I not human?OP is a faggot.
>>24890214
This shit is mad gay. What do you think this post will accomplish? Oh hurr durr as if anybody's waifu is actually going to magically poof up out of thin air just for writing a post without a symbol in it.
Grammatically fuck your mom, you fagtronic shitgorilla.
>>24890372
>close
Good try though, for a 4 yr old kid
I don't deserve happiness bro, also fuck your challenge.
22 words
I work hard at fullfilling my goal of Acquiring an aura of stoicism and might. Also as a human im bound to. am i right?
I have had so much pain by this point. Anything additional would bring harm to my body. A just god and a just world would allow my mind and body to know joy.
>>24890491
>have
Shit
>>24890438
If my post contains a word signifying man with an unfaithful woman and it morphs into a bad word can I still win a gf? My gf must stay faithful though. I am not a C U C K O L D.
>>24890490
If we're allowed to use numbers with an E in them then how about I just write my post out then convert to ascii binary?It's still saying E without using an E.
just fuck you
>>24890214
No point lying, I just don't want to stop living without having a actual, not painful, happy, continuance.
>>24890214
I did nothing wrong as far as I know.
>>24890667 Hold up.
No point lying, I just don't want to stop living without having a actual, not painful, happy, survival.
>>24890746
> a actual
No point lying, I just don't want to stop living without having an actual, not painful, happy, survival.
>>24890667
>>24890746
>a actual
So we can get banned for reposts but not this fucking gay shit?
>>24890214
I don't know if I do, but I want it. And why shouldn't I? I did nothing wrong, or if I did, not knowingly (to parrot what an anon said), so I don't think I should incur only sorrow in my short conscious stay in this world.
All things do. Thinking of an individual as unworthy is an imposition of an opinion, it is arbitrary, it has no unconditional basis to back it. It's artificial.
I don't obtain happy state. Too unthankful for what is in my now but lot of others should happy I think
>>24890991
lel, you can't get banned for reposts
>>24890991
leI, you can't get banned for reposts
>>24890991
Iel, you can't get banned for reposts
>>24890991
IeI, you can't get banned for reposts
