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Ask a 25yo ex-HKV who just lost his virginity to a hooker anything.
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Ask a 25yo ex-HKV who just lost his virginity to a hooker anything.
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>>24890036
Was she nice? Do you feel more confident?
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>>24890064
are you autistic? Look at that picture
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Hooker stats

Race
Age
Roastie (Y/N)
Cost
Did you at one point fear for your safety?
Do you think you have an STD? and which one do you think it is?
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>>24890036
Cheer up. Lost my frigidity to some drunk bar rando. Awful sex gets better
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>>24890036
Do you regret it. , I did the same thing and I regret it immensely
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perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time

what doth life?
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>>24890036
Do you feel even more lonely now?
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What the fuck OP answer the questions you useless sack of shit
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>>24890064

She was super nice. Excellent service no complains about that. Even brought me a drink, massage, etc.

>>24890095
- race: mixed but light skin pretty face nice skin
- mid 20s
- no
- $75
- yes, when I was taking a shower afterwards and someone started ringing on her doorbell like a maniac
- nothing oozing out but her pussy smelled really strong

>>24890123

I don't regret it. What I regret is that halfway through the session my dick simply went flaccid and I couldn't cum. I told her I was a virgin before starting but holy shit I feel ashamed.

>>24890144

I don't feel more lonely. Would definitely book her again because she was so nice to me. That sad look on her face after I couldn't cum, though. That's what killed me.
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>>24890251
Why didn't you take viagra or some shit?
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>>24890036
hey bro. chad here just letting you know that it doesn't count if you paid for it. hope she didnt cost too much
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>>24890550
Hey bro, Just anon here. Just letting you know he already typed in the cost.

Learn how to fucking read bro
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>>24890514

because I was expecting to cum in less than 5 minutes, not take a whole fucking half hour rock solid then the rest flaccid for no fucking reason at all
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Do you think you can fall in love with her?
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>>24890601

fuck no

I'd be surprised if she let me pay her again for an awful hour long session of her giving me a handjob trying to get me hard
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>>24890596
Relax dude this happens, it's no big deal. A huge part of attraction is mental, and you knew she's a hooker so how can she be attracted to you. That's why you lost it, and nervousness about being new and being bad or whatever. No one talks about it but it happens often.
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>>24890251
>my dick simply went flaccid and I couldn't cum.

LOL feggit.
Nah, its pretty normal. Happened to me as well my first time with my then gf. Blue Balls next morning were the worst. You just need practice. When you visit a hooker it may be more difficult because you are so focused on getting it up, fuck and cum. I'd advice you to invest more money in a more classy hooker with experience and more time for you.
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>>24890724
>>24890766

I think this was the problem

the whole "one hour" shit was on my mind the entire time

I think I'll just bring more cash for an extension next time
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>>24890724
>>24890766
That's what pills were invented for. It's not a rocket science to predict the stress etc. You just take a pill, and fuck her even if you're stressed out without any problem. No shame, no wasted money, no bad experience
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>>24890937
You need a script though. Docs won't prescribe it for fun.
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>>24890937

That guy here >>24890766

Viagra wasn't a thing when I was 17. Yeah, I am that ancient. Even if it was, I didn't expect to fuck that night.
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>>24891028
That's understandable, nobody carries around pills all the time, but if I was gonna go to a hooker I'd sure as hell be well prepared. And I'm sure there is something without prescription.
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Did it feel nice?
Do you feel accomplished?
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What type of prostitute was she?

A) whore

B)struggle

C)junkie

Who was the guy at the door?
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