>100 word essay due Friday.
>subject: how has a girlfriend/boyfriend changed your life.
This is your chance op. Write the most poignant and emotional manifesto on robot culture. Call them out on their privilege of having loved ones. Decree your frustrations and let the world know your misfortune.
>>24889889
Inb4 your professor tells you to go to a therapist
I like that meme you just posted
>>24889889
>100 word essay
Come on now
>>24889889
>100 word essay
>100 words
>essay
no
>100 word essay
Good golly goy, this is easy shit. Here:
Growing up poor in the suburbs of Arlington, Texas, I was forbidden due to lack of funds from committing to many activities in my youth. Drinking, partying, rolling donuts in parking lots -- all of these things and more were strictly off limits. However, one thing was available to me that did not require any monetary investment: a girlfriend. A dream girlfriend, to be specific.
My dream girlfriend was a perfect girl - she had big, beady eyes with long, moisturizer brown hair. She had the biggest ass imaginable without losing proportions. Muh dick nigger
>>24891428
>big beady eyes
Go to class retard
nice dank maymaay
>>24891428
>beady eyes
eternal anglo
>12th grade
>oral report on how romantic relationships have effected you
>never had a gf
>stand there like an idiot for a few moments then end up spilling my guts about how I've never had a gf and how I spend every night wondering what life would be like if I did, how i silently go through life imagining being in a relationship with girls I see on the street
>class completely silent
>"y-you can sit down now, anon"
>sit there for 6 minutes in silence with everyone looking at before bell rings
That was the day I gave up on life