Which superheros are virgins?
>>24890083
Deadpool probably..
>>24890153
didn't he fuck death?
>>24890153
Deadpool has a kid and a demon wife that he constantly has sex with.
He definitely had a gf before he got cancer and went through the experiments too. Deadpool is Chad.
>>24890083
Captain America
>scrawny nerdy guy that can't get a gf
>Army does experiments on him
>sends him to war
>keeps him on standby for whenever they need him
>even though he's a Chad now, he barely gets out enough to meet women
Spiderman is beta as fuck. I've seen him kiss Mary Jane (which sounds like a reference to pot smoking) in the comics while wearing a mask after saving her but in his life as Peter Parker he can't get that poon. I mean he's a loser beta who lives with his old family members and delivers pizza. The only way Peter could be more /r9k/ is if he was NEET.
>>24890249
Peter dates Mary Jane f a m. They're literally banging all the time. His life is pretty shit other than her though. I wouldn't even want his life if I could have it.
>>24890249
They got married in one of the universes
http://io9.com/10-superheroes-who-can-never-have-sex-5015295
>>24890346
But prolonged exposure to his radioactive body fluids over the years wound up liking her.
>>24890083
miles morales because only non-whites can be robots
>>24890401
That universe is non-canon. Spiderman has sex just fine.
Captain marvel/Shazaam maybe.
In the version where his non super form is a bunch of children, I assume they dont decide as a group to transform for the purpose of smashing some puss.
He is an ancient being though so I assume he has had some sex before. Hard to know for sure.
Saitama/One Punch Man
>smells bad
>hates women
>no social skills
>ginger
>manlet
