Who here /doctor/?
Today I noticed this red bump in my perineal region that stings when touched. It's been 4 days since I had sex with a girl and only noticed it today even though i wore a condor. Does anyone with any STD's have a similar experience?
>inb4 mutilation of crotch
>>24890053
Condors are endangered you prick.
>>24890180
also I don't believe you could have really made that typo accidentally.
you're a fat piece of shit
also its probably a zit, you retard
>>24890053
>posting a picture of your taint on /r9k/
gay
that's the prize that you deserve for being a fucking normie
>>24890053
i have something like that but on the back side of my leg, just below the buttcheek meeting the thigh part
what the fuck is it, i tried putting anti-bacterial stuff on it, tried popping it, mostly a bit of blood but sometimes i can feel it, mostly when i am sat down
>>24890311
>iFunny image of tumblr screenshot
well played
>>24890053
You wore a condor? Well, that does look a bit like a beak mark...
>>24890318
Does it sting whenever you apply pressure?
>>24890353
it usually kinda stings when i sit down or move, if i touch it then yeah it gets painful
>>24890311
I'm not a normie, I'm a robot in a chad body
>>24890370
Bedsore
>>24890370
How long did you have it for, and were you sexually active before noticing it?
>>24890406
yeah i read it could be something like that, i have been sitting on my ass for like 4 years now almost every fucking day i am a retard
>>24890406
i only had sex once with a street walker(yes i am a monumental retard) that i met accidently while trying to get home, she asked me blowjob or sex, and like the retarded 24 year old khv i was, i agreed but only to a blowjob with a condor
it was dark as fuck and i was absolutely sure someone would stab me right there and rob me but once she started tugging my junk and then sucking it i kinda got curious and she was pushy to shove my dick inside her because she obviously wanted more money, so i agreed
after a few pumps i realized i don't actually see where i am inserting my dick and i got creeped out and started getting flacid
she must have sensed it because she started blowing me again, that felt really fucking good and i blew up hard
i was absolutely sure i have aids and everything else bad so i tested myself after a very long period of fear, like a year or something
there was no test for herpes but the rest of the stuff like aids, hepatits, syph and chlamydia were not present, i do not have any other std symptoms like pus outta the dick or any visible warts so far
this shit gave me such a scare i don't think i will ever fuck a whore, paid or unpaid again
Pilonidal cyst
Hahaha, you should have built more pylons when they told you to. It will continue to hurt and eventually dig a hole deep into your angus,so you better go ahead and pepper it now. Treatment exists but it's fairly crude and takes multiple bouts of drugs and surgery.
>>24890567
Damn. I'm glad everything turned out ok for you man, but raw doggin a hooker is like Russian roulette. I had a friend who was in a similar situation who had the opportunity to fuck a junkie hooker.
The first and only time he ever had sex, he contracted HIV and chlamydia. She said he didn't have to use a condom with her because she was on the pill so he obliged and unfortunately got screwed over. The chlamydia was treatable but he will have to take antivirals for the rest of his life.
>>24890771
i didn't rawdog lol even i am not that crazy
>>24890318
>>24890053
It's a sore, just wash it well and dry it off and try to keep the area dry for the next couple of days and it will heal up and go away
I'm not an expert but it looks like gay. Did balls touch at any point? That can lead to localized irritation of surrounding tissue.
>>24890053
Looks like chafing dude. You have like 3 days to live, tops.
>>24890053
Ingrown hair, maybe? Is there fluid coming out of it? Try to keep it dry at any rate.
>>24890851
Is there any ointment that would cause the healing process to be faster?
>>24890933
There's no fluid coming out. I also thought it might be an ingrown hair, but where it is located I can't get a good look. The thing that perplexes me is that it has a distinct stinging sensation like a cut whenever something touches it, unlike ingrown hairs I've had before.
>>24890988
yeah absolutely the same thing with me
it kind of feels dented in when i try to touch the skin there
>>24890202
>he doesn't know the meme
>>24890988
>>24891051
Seriously, you're describing a pilonidal cyst. It's an ingrown hair on steroids basically.
>>24891527
What differentiates a pilondial cyst from other types of cysts?
Hijacking quickly
Medfags i have a bump on my eyelid, how long have i got to live
>>24892141
Which eye is it, I can't tell?
>>24892232
The one on the left blox
>>24892388
It sort of resembles a keyloid. They are more prominent in people of color due to the deposits of melanin. They are not dangerous just bothersome. Unfortunately the only way to remove them is a surgical procedure to Lance it open and drain the fluid inside it.
>>24890053
>Ingrown
EMT here
I can literally see the hair in there, it's just ingrown. Plus based on the length of your other hairs it seem appropriate. Quite shaving against the grain.
>>24893083
Would an ingrown hair cause such a stinging pain?
why do i see condor being said instead of condom more? i guess its a meme from somewhere?
>>24893793
Always wear a condor to not get the aids
jesus christ that is one of the most disgusting things ive ever seen
>>24894030
You'll be shocked when you see your mom for the first time after she abandoned you
> It's been 4 days since I had sex with a girl
Fuck off.
Here's another angle
And another after hydrogen peroxide treatment
>>24890053
you won't get visible marks from STDs within just four days of contact
learn to google, it's probably just a disgusting ingrown hair/clogged pore, not surprising given the apparent level of cleanliness...
>>24895109
Hariness has nothing to do with cleanliness. I have the cleanest enchanted forest gooch in all the land
>>24895500
Sure thing, Sasquatch
Stretch mark you fat fuck
>>24892141
Mmm, i thinkg you might be black.
>>24890053
squeeze it real hard and see if something pops out
trust me im a doctor
UPDATE***
I just dug into the sore with pliers and plucked out a bunch of hairs and drenched it in hydrogen peroxide. Now there is no stinging feeling but it looks like Gucci Mane's bottom lip. Hopefully it will heal on its own now.
>>24892141
Is it at the end of the eyelid?
Is it painful?
Any discharge of sorts?
