>he's not starfish master race
I fall asleep in yearner but wake up soldier every time.
Foetus master race
It may be because I sleep on a really soft couch and my friend's floor a lot, but foetus is usually my go to when I'm in my bed.
>Only 15%of the US population is above 6'0.
>Only 4% is above 6'2.
>All women want men above 6.
How is this okay?
>>24960386
they dont op. Only the obnoxious 9/10, 10/10 ones do who have troves of men throwing their bodies at them.
>Only 15%of the US population
The US population is over 50% females, of which almost none are above 6'0, meaning that around 30% or more of guys are over 6 feet.
>Only 4% is above 6'2.
Closer to 20% of caucasian males.
>>24960386
dont worry, short eddy got pegged in his ass by the red head that was a foot and a half taller than him
Hi robots. It's my birthday today :D
I made it. It made through this whole year. My last birthday was depressing as fuck. I was all alone and had suicidal tendencies. I made it out alive!
Hang in there, you all. Life gets better. Suicide is not worth it.
It's my mom's birthday too.
Happy birthday, ethnic woman in patchwork clothing.
>>24960356
Fuck off go back to tumblr
>>24960356
congratulations, you were born, move on with your life.
I am a fembot. Women belong here too.
At least remove the url from the file name
>>24960258
No r9k is for loser males only. Tumblr is for loser females. Plus you probably aren't even a virgin.
>>24960258
not even kidding here, please be my gf
Are girls just as prone to become addicted to masturbation as men?
Not really, because they can just have sex instead if they wish.
>>24960249
Depends on what you mean by addiction. There were periods in my life where I was masturbating as a habit every night and would get upset if I couldn't. But it went away, and now I think masturbation is honestly not that rewarding.
I'm a grill and I don't think it's as common but I actually was when I was in middle school on and off for a few weeks at a time. I never do it anymore though and I'm a virgin
I have a legit question for you guys. What does it feel like to be a manlet?
Better than being fat.
Tallfag here, I have a legit question for you. What does it feel like to be an attention whore faggot?
What does it feel like to be a meat golem with a filthy bathroom mirror
Strange thing happened the other night
>Make chad tinder
>get tons of matches
>just fuck with the matches by saying weird shit
>talk to one girl for a bit
>7.5/10 easy
>she wants to meet up
>tell her I only have one testicle among tons of other weird shit
>still down to meet
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>>24959845
I'm happy for you anon. Wish I had someone to talk to too.
WUUUUWEERGH WOOOO BICH GOT DUPED
THE OLE SWITCHAROO
Well that was a pretty good idea. Women are attracted to men who are social. The fact that you had a good looking Chad friend, one who respected you enough to redirect a female to you, made you more attractive.
>on my daily fap when I come across a video
>video is a fat blonde tranny fucking my younger brother in the shower
>my brother has a wife and a 2 year old daughter basically total normie
>he also gets to be a degenerate fuck head behind his wifes back
This is it for me. I always assumed he was a kek who married to a succubus woman, but he's also doing degenerate sex behind everyones back. I'm not even sure if I should send it anonymously...
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>>24959706
Send it anonymously to your brother and threaten to send it to his workplace. Post answer.
>>24959738
>send it to his workplace
Isnt it illegal for them to fire someone for their private life sex
Send it to his wife, she seriously doesnt deserve that if shes a good person and deserves to know. Shes gonna know eventually when she finds out he gave her HIV. But that will just make things so much worse.
>finally get a gf
>she's cool, likes vidya and anime
>probably a 6/10
>sex is great
>start having uncontrollable lust for other hotter women
I'm never ok. Fuck.
>>24959619
fuck off f@gg0t
(faggot)
>>24959619
>sex
Insert frog scream here
>>24959619
>got a gf
you no longer belong here you normie skum
Seriously, how do you meet girls if you're like a 5/10 guy?
>In public
>A Girl's mind: "strangers who I don't know hitting on me is a total ew."
>At work: Sexual harassment or end up being rejected and creating an awkward work environment for the many years you work there
Don't say clubs either. I don't like that kind of slutty girls, I want a companion not a shallow girl who only likes you when shes drunk.
Normies where did...
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Tinder
/thread
>>24959587
friends/wider social circles, hobbies, through family/relatives, etc
>>24959587
believe it or not you go to the retarded public places to find the non-retarded people.
i know that is a catch-22 but good luck
Female orgasm serves no purpose for evolution.
Male orgasm is needed to release sperm and impregnate female ,what's the purpose of making a girl moan?
You just discovered something. Female orgasm is not real.
they're all faking it and they get no pleasure from sex
>>24959571
>>24959579
this. sex has always been a bargaining card for females, not something they want to do
Who /small/ here?
2.5 inches
holy shit what is wrong with your dick F@m
>>24959476
wtf OP, does that make your dick longer?
>>24959476
Did you superglue a dildo top to your dick.
Mental health general
I sometimes think I might be schizoaffective but i'm too much of a pussy to see a therapist in case they hospitalize me for haiving suicidal tendencies or delusions
can anyone help diagnose me or something
the attatched picture is largely unrelated
>>24959442
I want the girl in the pic
PDNOS here. Possible BPD
Thank you childhood abuse
>tfw no abused gf
Why do these normans who 'cut' themselves scratch themselves instead of cutting?
These are not cuts.
>>24959484
thats what i've always thought
i've still got red scars from around four months ago
my girlfriend left me , she said , find someone your own age , she was 28 , i'm 22 , i don't want to feel anything anymore ever again ,i don't want to feel joy , i don't want to feel sadness , i want to be a soulless husk , how do i achiev it , i am serious , i am tired of living
You feel nothing -> nothing stops you from killing yourself -> you try -> you fail -> you are depressed -> you suffer for a long time -> emotions fade -> you feel nothing -> nothing stops you... It never ends unless you succeed at fucking dying.
>>24959404
I'm sorry to hear that anon she will probably get beaten up by Chad anyway.
>>24959585
i will just fucking stay in my room , forever , painting my life away until i remain a carcass on this damned chair , i will order paints and canvases online , to be delivered at my front door and thats it , i dont need the world
At what age are you expected to move out of your house, /r9k/?
I'm not tlaking for University where you'll come back-I mean wherever you are what is the age when people will be weirded out if you still live with mummy and daddy?
Here I think it's late 20s with 30 being the cut off. (Ireland.)
People realize it's kind of hard to move out on your own these days, and there are many people 25 and up still living at home. If you haven't started making plans by then, though...
If white nonpoor in usa, 18 tbqh.
Hopefully I'll move out when I'm 40.
16 or ur a loser neet