Strange thing happened the other night
>Make chad tinder
>get tons of matches
>just fuck with the matches by saying weird shit
>talk to one girl for a bit
>7.5/10 easy
>she wants to meet up
>tell her I only have one testicle among tons of other weird shit
>still down to meet
a Chad with one testicle can still get chicks
>soul crushing loneliness intensifies
>out of desparation say to her "could I set you up with my friend"
>she's like it depends get him to send me a picture, gives number
>send her picture of myself tell her my name
>she's like >hey anon, how tall are you
>5'11" then ask what she wants to do, she says go for tea
>I've been drinking so I can't get her, so I try to explain this to her and try to organise something tomorrow.
>that's okay I'll pick you up anon
>get drive thru coffee
>I pay
>talk for hours from like 12-4 am
>really fun, wasn't awkward at all had a bunch if laughs
>tells me she had a good time
>make plans to meet up next weekend
>kiss her good night
Feels really good, first time in a long time I've been even slightly happy
>>24959845
I'm happy for you anon. Wish I had someone to talk to too.
WUUUUWEERGH WOOOO BICH GOT DUPED
THE OLE SWITCHAROO
Well that was a pretty good idea. Women are attracted to men who are social. The fact that you had a good looking Chad friend, one who respected you enough to redirect a female to you, made you more attractive.
>>24959845
>yfw she wants to meet 'chad'
wuh oh spaghetti-o's
I'm proud of you friend! You go! Tell us how it goes on the next date.
>>24959845
Holy shitballs OP the set up for a friend part is a great idea, I'll have to try that some time.
But now what happens when she finds out that you were Chad and that Chad was never real all along?
Your whole potentially future relationship is now based on a lie.
Look, fuck her and leave at once.
This isn't going to end well if you push it into the long term.
She's going to either want to meet Chad or you'll slip up or some other bull shit.
Fuck and cut off contact, anon.
You don't want to be outted as the freak or the "rapist" or whatever.
>>24960171
I've thought about this, but my Chad persona was a Ukrainian immigrant so I could say at some point that he got deported, either way if I get a slamham for a month or two atleast I get a good practice girl.
>>24960034
>he died, sorry
>>24960203
>my chad persona was a ukranian immigrant
w-we should all do this, make fake chad /int/ tinder profiles and then ask them 'would you like to make the sex with my friend'.
>>24959845
>>Make chad tinder
>>out of desparation say to her "could I set you up with my friend"
>>she's like it depends get him to send me a picture, gives number
Holy fuck this is genius, good jorb anon
>>24959845
she is probably using you just to get access to the made up chad.
Tbh if you're hot enough to get her attention in the first place, I think you would have done fine without the chad profile
Good idea though senpai
>>24960425
Lol well she was gonna go for one testicle Chad, so I guess being avarage and having two balls cuts it
>>24959845
>>she's like >hey anon, how tall are you
hmm seems like I need more confidence
