Brett dump
Have a jew brett goyim
tough night for brett
i dont need a comment and fuck you this is original
I'm a 36 year old kissless virgin and I'm going on my first date on Friday.
How do I not fuck up?
Dont spill moms spaghetti.
>>25035551
Try and keep the conversation polite and free-flowing. Try to keep it light hearted an funny if you're witty enough to crack a joke or two. Just keep it loose and get to know this girl (or guy, or whatever). You'll be fine man, don't spaghetti too much and you'll be fine
>>25035551
Chad here
Fuck the bitch before you date her or she will think your a chump she can manipulate.
>be ok in most situations
>decent amount of friends and social life
>when it comes to girls though anxiety throughout the roof
>was so bad I couldnt stop throwing up and shakeing when i had a date with a qt
>made out with a few though because of drugs/ alcohol
>dont think i can ever have real relationship
Anyone else like this? Like, i know ill never be a true normieI but guess it could be worse
You're an idiot. If you have everything lined up for a GF, then anxiety isn't a problem. I'd write more but I'm kind of angry and jealous.
>>25035592
Did you read the post? I can manage a conversation but romntically with a girl the nerves kill me, unless im drunk af.
Im 20 and still a virgin while most normies I know lose it by 18/19 lastest. I've stopped caring
>finally go on date with polish girl from uni
>supposed to go to my town because there's a carnaval
>day comes
>feel sick in The morning but manageable
>after classes we walk to train station
>didnt even make it to The outside of The campus without vomiting
>ohshit.jpg
>polish girl feels sorry for me
>never...
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>Failed 7/10 University courses this year for an accounting programme
>Failed all courses this semester.
>Was supposed to be a new start
>Procrastinated my way to 7 straight back to back F's.
Do I forget about accounting and write the CFA charter level 1?
Anyone else drowning?
>>25035506
Anyone like you fucking deserves it. It's incredibly easy to get straight As
>mfw 3.87 GPA and still pissed about that one A-
>>25035586
Maybe in your business classes, but in real education classes can be difficult
I discovered i'm the fail, and the world probably would be better off without me.
Other than that, my year was quite meh
Its almost 2016, being a bigot is not cool.
>>25035500
Because Charmanders don't say "Squirtle" faggot.
>>25035519
yea yea we've all heard that one before
>too complicated
more like gay as fuck
What would you buy as a Christmas presents to four teenage girls? I need ideas, desu senpai.
give them the dick
>>25035466
bicycle pumps so that way after kingblackchad fucks them raw, they can pump his seed deeper up their snatches and help our king fertilize his bitches
Dildos
Big black dilidos
If so, how does that work out for you?
lol no
he's a beta jackass with anger issues
LIKE A DAD LIKE I'M RAD LIKE I'M BRAD LIKE I'M CHAD
My dad is a fat, ugly beta that married the first girl to show interest in him. I was fucked from the start
rate this grill please
>>25035096
most likely overweight
>>25035096
Not even human/10
Would probably be a 7/10 without ridiculous doll makeup.
Smelly vagina
Who /tinnitus/ here?
Place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times. Some people experience immediate relief with this method. Repeat several times a day for as long as necessary to reduce tinnitus.Dr. Jan Strydom, of A2Z of Health, Beauty and Fintess.org
from lebbit
>>25035147
I've googled it and it seems to be a legit method of relief. Gonna report back.
>>25035147
Yep, this helps. Tilting your head up and down and then rotating it left and right for cca 10 reps works as well.
Do you know the cause of your T? I was being a moron and all these years of blasting loud music caught up with me.
Only 17% of /r9k/ are KV
>>25031531
fuck this makes me sad
ignore them, Anon
being a robot has become something that's looked at as unique or cool
it's like how tumblrettes think being depressed is so neat-o, matter of fact that's exactly what's happening, idiots think being depressed makes you a robot
just ignore the normie posts/threads and move on
>implying you have to be a KV to be a robot
I though this was a bastion for genuine lonely outcasts.
This is coming from a KV. It's not that hard to lose weight, be thin, and get a 3/10 gf. Or just to find someone who wants to fuck, or to get an escort.
It's not that difficult to escape kissless virginity.
>>25035037
>3/10
Why the fuck would anyone do that?
Will I be able to pass exams with an ear piece?
Any tips?
Sounds plausible desu
That's the thing. Technology moves faster, and professors stay stupid.
Our school system is fucked anyway.
Literally do it.
Invigilator here, you WILL be caught.
We aren't just walking up and down the aisles casually, it's just a ruse to keep you off your guard, we're watching you cagey fucks like hawks. In addition to this, you can expect that 5% - 10% of the people in the room writing the exam are planted invigilators who aren't even in the class. Don't think you're safe if you're in a smaller class and recognize everyone in the room, either, because in those situations they'll have several invigilators who have been auditing the class all semester...
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>tfw Mommy says she won't be able to buy me any presents this year because Dad's funeral financially drained her
cunt
I JUST WANT FALLOUT 4.
>>25034754
Either bait or sad
>>25034754
Your dad just died you autistic animal. Even if you didn't like him you should respect his death and not your greedy self interests. Also it's $60 buy it yourself you Jew.
>wanting bethesda shit
Neets confirmed for pleb taste
>tfw no succubus (male) to drain my dick every night
>I sensed a huge virgin aura, so here I am
That should be /r9k/'s banner.
I know it's a troll but the "succubus (male)" triggers my autism every time
a male succubus is called an incubus
I live moviebob and kitetales
Literally just Jontron and a few accounts that just spew out weird videos that I find funny
Million Dollar Extreme
Dunkey
Silvermania
Demolition D
Accursed farms/ross scott
CGR
Cinemassacre
Totalbiscuit
A bunch of dark souls guys.
Kitetales is comfy as fuck nice taste i see you got tickets to the /comfytrain/ to /comfytown/
>"This is a video game"
>Melt
>tfw waiting for her to reply
>seen
KJNFKLEAJFNLEKSJF
>waiting for him to wake up or come back from class
time seems like it passes so slowly
>Used to have conversations going on for hours on end
> Talk to her once a week now.