I'm a 36 year old kissless virgin and I'm going on my first date on Friday.
How do I not fuck up?
Dont spill moms spaghetti.
>>25035551
Try and keep the conversation polite and free-flowing. Try to keep it light hearted an funny if you're witty enough to crack a joke or two. Just keep it loose and get to know this girl (or guy, or whatever). You'll be fine man, don't spaghetti too much and you'll be fine
>>25035551
Chad here
Fuck the bitch before you date her or she will think your a chump she can manipulate.
>>25035551
Dude, at that age, how come you ended up sbout to do something like this, how did this happen?
Lvl 34 wizard checking in btw, senpai. Would never even consider doing something like that tho.
Well it's either you want to get laid or find a relationship. I'd just tell her upfront you are a virgin and see how she reacts to that.
personally, you should just do escorts bro.
damn.
yeah just find a young stupid girl who likes older men.
>>25035890
>I'd just tell her upfront you are a virgin and see how she reacts to that
>>25035962
>tfw they'd probably react less surprised if you told them you were HIV positive
>>25035551
I wouldn't even go.
It's too late for you, man
This girl is definitely not a khv, she's lookin for betabux
>>25035551
>36 years old
>posting on r9k
Wew
If this is real, then do this >>25036451
>>25036009
>tfw she'd probably be less surprised if you said you had two dicks or something
>36 year old kissless virgin posting animu girls on a Taiwanese salamander eating board
>>25036516
Where else are we gonna go?
>>25037090
Yeah welcome, hope the transition from Reddit wasn't too difficult.
>>25035551
be confident , take note i did not say be yourself but be confident. keep a natural pace, i assume the woman or man you are taking out is the same age so try to direct the conversation along the lines that are fitting to your age.
>>25035551
>How do I not fuck up?
You fuck up. Simple as that, just see that it's the most likely end to that road, accept it and go with the flow instead of being anxious about it.
See it as a first job: it's experience, wether it works or not. Enjoy that time.
>>25035962
Very good idea for creating a worthy greentext story but terribad idea for OP.
I did it once and after trying to process that information she looked super concerned and asked me if I was gay and that I could admit it and she would be totally ok with it.
>>25037138
Nah, I transitioned from 4chan to reddit. *tips fedora*
Don't ever let her know you are virgin anon. I dated one person for 3 dates at age 29. Revealed I was a virgin on the 3rd date and she got up and walked away without a word and blocked all communication. Never dated anyone since and still a kissless virgin years later.
>>25035551
test
blox
ayy
lmao
>>25035551
Either she likes you or not, this is decided before you even open your mouth as it takes the average female less then a second to evaluate your existance.
