Only 17% of /r9k/ are KV
>>25031531
fuck this makes me sad
ignore them, Anon
being a robot has become something that's looked at as unique or cool
it's like how tumblrettes think being depressed is so neat-o, matter of fact that's exactly what's happening, idiots think being depressed makes you a robot
just ignore the normie posts/threads and move on
>implying you have to be a KV to be a robot
I though this was a bastion for genuine lonely outcasts.
This is coming from a KV. It's not that hard to lose weight, be thin, and get a 3/10 gf. Or just to find someone who wants to fuck, or to get an escort.
It's not that difficult to escape kissless virginity.
>>25035037
>3/10
Why the fuck would anyone do that?
>>25035037
stop
first of all to even be an outcast you cant have friends which means no gf
but yes, there are 3 basic needs to be a robot
1) Social Outcast
2) Virgin
3) Never had a gf in your life
those are the 3 if you don't identifiy with them then you are a normie
where the fuck do we go now? Wiz is full of uptight redditors and Newgate who've never even been on 4chan before.
>>25035037
> genuine lonely outcasts
Exactly kissless virgins
>This is coming from a KV
Now why would someone lie on the internet like that?
>>25034957
It's a biased sample anon. Those who are actually KVs are less likely to post a reply than those with sexual experience.
>>25035113
we wait to see if that anon who claimed he was gonna make a new /r9k/ follows through
that or we keep pleading with An Hiro to make more containment boards that will help clean up /r9k/
>>25034957
>>25035141
Not to mention the few ones who replied with 0:0, 0 0 and so on. Plus not all of them replied only once and left the thread, many people are discussing whatever.
well i'm kv, but this place is far from being /soc/ or /b/, so i got nothing to complain. I mean, i see thee exact same threads about robots with their stupid misserable lives everyday, in fact, this board was never about that shit, them stupid robots turned it into that.
>>25035155
>keep pleading with An Hiro to make more containment boards
We need a /fem/ board to get all these 'fembot' whores out of here
And we need another random board
I think that's really the problem, we only have 3 "random" boards, where practically everything is allowed, /b/ got filled up with porn though, and /s4s/ is just shitposting
leaving /r9k/ the only board where you could just come and post whatever, I think that's really why normies come here so much
26 year old permvirg here
Someone should talk Hiroyuki into making a designated non-normie board. Sure normals will go there but you could at least ban them from the board once they speak out of line. /r9k/ has been overrun for a long time, it got a little better after /soc/ was made but started to slowly be infected with more normslime.
>>25035037
If you aren't a virgin that means you displayed enough social capital and normalfaggotry to get a girl to have sex with you. That doesn't spell "lonely outcast" to me.
>>25035191
>but this place is far from being /soc/ or /b/
This board is becoming more like /b/ and /soc/ by the day. Don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>25035243
>>25035125
>>25035082
>>25035060
>muh no true scotsman
Dumb faggots.
>>25035037
Why do you think so many are KHV's? You can lose the weight, you can work out but they simply don't want to settle for it.
I'm a KHV 5'9 manlet at 155lbs and I've never had a female friend since I was 6 or 7. I went to all boy schools for 14 years so I've never ever formed a relationship with a woman outside of my family in over a decade now.
I've never been a part of the rat race and I think im so black pilled now I couldn't coexist with someone else nevermind a woman.
>>25035257
cry me a fucking river bitch, this place is the same shit always, if you don't believe me look at the cataloge.
>>25035304
>people with partners are outcasts
>someone who is accepted by other people can be a person who isn't accepted by other people
haha ebin my shitposting friend
Does this really surprise anyone? For the past year in particular I've noticed hostile comments from an increasing amount of people.
The normies come on in from Facebook or wherever the fuck. 4chan is all over social media. So this is to be expected.
Certainly nothing like the board was in 2009 when I started browsing. And also daily reminder that if you arrived post chanology you are part of the problem.
>tfw one of the few robots left
>>25035396
Not the guy you're responding to, but he is right you know.
I'm not a KV because I've seen an escort. I have friends who are basically just me, buttugly and still able to get butt ugly girlfriends.
If you don't think you could get a disgusting girlfriend, you're wrong. You could. There's always the bottom of the barrel.
I won't settle for that and I'm sure most robots wouldn't, but to say you literally are unable to have sex is just wrong.
>>25035304
Hardly
Being a virgin is pretty much a base requirement
Its like getting upset that you want to call yourself white because you like hockey but are a pitch black nigerian.
Face it, you don't belong here.
>>25035339
Normals like coming here and assuming we're all generic fat neckbeards like on tv. I'm 6' and well built but I couldn't get laid even if I wanted because I have no social value.
>>25035404
i came here 2013
never had a problem with anyone
i know which boards to avoid and I know how to behave in each board, I even know most boards' history
And unlike the normie scum, I fit the robot characteristic piece by piece
Am I still part of the problem?
this place is more for people who want to act like they care about each other while one upping each other at every turn or making fun of them
friendship is practically nonexistent
>>25035243
>non-normie board that bans detected nomries
Wizardchan.
>>25035450
>Am I still part of the problem?
Tongue-in-cheek.
>>25035339
I'm the guy you're responding to.
You're right, a lot of people here just can't do it emotionally, they couldn't handle a relationship.
Me included, I had a very traumatic childhood, bad bad bad things happened with women. I can never trust them or love them, and honestly feel no attraction to them.
But that doesn't stop me from saying, rationally speaking, it's easy to have sex. Get an escort, fuck a 1/10 quadruple amputee, it's really not that hard.
I just hate that so many on this board think the only way to be a robot is to be a kissless virgin.
Again, coming from a kissless virgin.
>>25035304
I'm a KV but I wouldn't want to just find an obese idiot to have kiss or have sex with me and probably never will. Unless you are on her tier, that's just low.
>>25035609
Same here, hell I would go as saying that a robot who would sink so low as to have sex with a 3/10 obese chick is more pathetic than a kissless virgin who has his dignity.
So I don't understand why being a kissless virgin is the qualifier for being robotic.
What most posters mean when they say they are KV is that they haven't had the opportunity to fuck a 6/10 or above, which is true for 70% of men, and we know that 70% of men are not robots.
Pic related, what I've always based my definition of robothood of off.
The real issue we're facing is increasing numbers of tumblr-tier
>i'm so mentally ill :(
>muh social anxiety xD
type stuff. They identify as these things to appear special, and by extension try to identify as a robot to feel special.
Once again, I am a kissless virgin, call me normie all you guys want but this is all true.
>>25035716
/r9k/ was old /b/ without lulz
>>25035750
/r9k/ was never that different from what it is now.
Even now I think the majority of people understand that being a robot is about being damaged and not much else.
But there is a vocal minority of
>IF YOU DON'T WATCH ANIME YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT
>IF YOU'VE HAD SEX YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT
>IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN ON A DATE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT
It's so ridiculous. It's tumblr-tier. They're trying to glorify being a robot, and "preserve" the label to make it the apply to the smallest amount of people in an attempt to feel like a special snowflake.
Truly cancer. Just create OC and share feels, that's what /r9k/ is about.
>>25035716
That image kind of makes me sad.
>>25035427
>Not the guy you're responding to
>he is right you know
nice try shylock
> but to say you literally are unable to have sex is just wrong.
Sometimes people don't want to break law, just to get some pus. Prostitution isn't legal everywhere
>I have friends who are basically just me, buttugly and still able to get butt ugly girlfriends.
>implying either of you are buttugly
>implying you aren't pretending to be ugly to support your claims
>you're wrong. You could.
prove it
>There's always the bottom of the barrel.
/r/ing the image with the disabled girl who rejected the disabled guy for a handsome guy
>>25035816
This shit so much.
>>25035841
>nice try shylock
Not trying to do anything but add my thoughts to the discussion.
>sometimes people don't want to break the law, just to get some puss
I agree, you shouldn't. But the opportunity is always there. I did it because I thought it would fix my issues, it didn't, and I'm no less robotic for it.
>implying you aren't pretending to be buttugly
You're entire argument is based on saying I'm lying on the internet. I'm not a retard, I'm not gonna post a picture of myself, or my friends. You don't have to believe me, I couldn't care less really if you believe me. I'm just stating the facts- being a KV doesn't make you a robot, and not being a KV doesn't mean you're not a robot.
If being a KV means you're a robot, people like Brother Dean and Ben Shapiro were robots well into their 20s despite being good looking and successful.
>>25035716
>>25035816
Completely agree. I just wish for a feel sharing board, nothing else, and that's coming from another KV. It seems, however, that most "robots" overrate their own problems and underrate everyone else's, leading them to want to turn /r9k/ a board about their exact problems and no one else's.
>>25035082
I have friends (normie friends), no deformities, physically a 7+, deep voice, taller than 6 ft, nice face, good hygiene, smile plenty, can talk to women comfortably, only downside is shitty clothing and slightly yellow. (and no money)
Age 20, kissless virgin.
Not sour, I had girls interested in me before but they were either not my type or I was too autistic to make a move.
Honestly, being a virgin/ kissless/ girlfriendless doesn't make a difference. The only time the girlfriend/ sex stuff comes up is on this normie fucking website that has devolved into Facebook 2.0; Highschool edition.
I could honestly die a virgin and I'd regret not having sex in the same manner as I'd regret "not visiting Rome"- it's not super necessary but it would've been nice to do it once just to see what the hype is about.
I'm not a KV and I belong here.
I was kissed once when I was 13 by a girl I wasn't attracted to at all. It was quick and caught me off guard. That's it. I am now 23. I have never been on a date. Let alone have I ever had a girlfriend. Nor have I ever held hands with a girl romantically, been loved reciprocally, or had a significant intimate moment. I used to have friends in high school, but they slowly drifted away. Now there is nobody I consider a true friend. Just people I happen to interact with. I don't have facebook or twitter or anything of that sort. I call (or get called, rather) my parents ever week or two, and talk about what I ate and the weather and what they did the past week. Otherwise, I am alone. 99% of my social interaction is done through the name "Anonymous" on website called 4chan. I want to change but I'm too scared to. Even interacting with cashiers at Subway gives me anxiety. Thinking of uploading a picture to a dating site is another story, let alone messaging someone, let alone asking them for a date, let alone going on a date, let alone winning them over. I have effectively given up and my life is destined to be miserable.
>>25035579
Not him, but another KV.
>Get an escort
You need money for this.
> fuck a 1/10 quadruple amputee, it's really not that hard.
Yes, yes it is. I've legitimately tried going for a blind girl, I've tried going for a retarded girl. I was friendzoned twice. Hell, I tried going for my 30-yr old fat virgin cousin and she still said no. It isn't easy, some of us are just too socially inept or too ugly to succeed.
>>25036116
I'm not saying it can't be near impossible for some people, but I am saying it's not the defining trait of a robot.
>>25035341
*tips*
>>25035341
*tips*
>>25035396
*tips*
>>25035404
*tips*
>>25035424
*tips*
>>25035435
*tips*
>>25035450
*tips*
>>25035502
*tips*
>>25035518
*tips*
>>25035579
*tips*
>>25035609
*tips*
>>25035716
*tips*
>>25035816
*tips*
>>25035825
*tips*
>>25035841
*tips*
>>25035905
*tips*
>>25035928
*tips*
>>25035936
*tips*
>>25036063
*tips*
>>25036063
yellow teeth* shit
>>25035716
>Someone who had no redeeming qualities
>mfw to a normie the only redeeming qualities are 1. Not being a virgin and 2. Having a job
Normies REALLY showing their ability to judge a human's worth.
>>25035816
NO FUCK OFF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAD SEX AREN'T ALLOWED TO CALL THEMSELVES ROBOTS.
THEY SHOULD JUST LEAVE THIS BORAD. LEAVE US ROBOTS ALONE.
>>25036213
*tips fedora at u*
I had a gf for a few months a couple of years ago but I'm still a virgin and I have no friends. Am I a robot?
>>25036177
*gips bedora* :DDDDD
This is the rule: if you have had a girlfriend, then you are not a robot.
If you have had sex, then maybe, just maybe, you might be a robot. I'm thinking of someone who hooked up with a drunk fat girl, came in 1 minute, and got kicked out of her room. Or someone who temporarily built up the confidence to buy an escort for a night and ended up only doing 10% of what they wanted to because they were too scared.
But having a girlfriend is different. It shows that someone loved you, someone validated you for more than a body but for your total existence. It established the deepest connection one can forge with another member. It is what makes you a real part of society.
I don't care if you're sad that your ex has broken up with you and that you haven't been on a date in over a year ;( ;(. Fuck off. You are not a robot. You can never become a robot. If you don't have a girlfriend now, but had one before, then you're just a temporarily embarrased normie. You don't "become a robot" with time.
This board unites people who are powerless in the field of dating and intimacy. People who act stoic and heartless on the outside but drive barriers between everyone they're interested in, and fail to ever satisfy one of their most basic needs of intimacy and belongingness. If you ever escaped from that, then you don't belong here, and need to
>>>/get/
>>>/the/
>>>/fuck/
>>>/out/
>>25036211
If you get some reading comprehension, you'd see that he was saying it was posters on this site (hint hint: "robots") who were qualifying those two things as redeeming qualities. Actual robots don't see it that way.
>>25036213
Again, I am a KV, so is my brother, we were both born ass ugly. But it's people like who ruin this board.
Post about your feels all you want, post about how hard you have it, godspeed when you're doing things like that. But stop trying to make it all about you.
I do agree though that anyone who outs themselves as a woman or a Chad deserves to be driven off the board as they are then doing the exact same thing- trying to make it all about them. It's why tripfags should always be ignored and filtered.
>>25036275
*tips fedora*
I'm here to stay you weeb looser piece of shit
>>25036275
Couldn't be put any better
>>25036275
i wonder if /out/ get more users everytime people use that joke.
i say we turn /r9k/ into another /s4s/ that'll keep the normies out
right, fellow memers? :D
>>25036250
Yes
>>25036275
KV, never had a girlfriend.
These useless qualifiers are bullshit, tumblr tier. It's the same as saying
>UH, IF YOU'RE CIS SCUM, GET THE FUCK OUT
You're just being silly. You want to have the unique label of robot, I know, and you want fewer people to have that label so that you feel special.
Stop making the board all about you. You're no better than a "fembot", a chad, a tripfag. You're just being gay, frankly.
>>25035928
>You're entire argument is based on saying I'm lying on the internet.
Yours was on an anecdote that you were unwilling to back up.
>You don't have to believe me,
I don't.
>But the opportunity is always there.
What is that supposed to mean? I though you said people shouldn't.
> fix my issues
what issues?
> being a KV doesn't make you a robot
I'd agree with this
>not being a KV doesn't mean you're not a robot
disagree with this unless you were raped
generally sexual interaction requires being close to another person, to be accepted by them. Outcasts aren't accepted.
>>25036301
I know I can't stop you from visiting, but I do want you to know that you will never be a robot.
Just like white pigs who move to Japan - they infest the country and are tolerated, but they aren't embraced by society as Japanese people.
I don't fundamentally hate you people, but I just think you ruin what this board is for its true inhabitants. (And no, those aren't the old /r9k/ (pre-board dissolution) posters, then new robot was brought back by moot exactly for people like me.). This is not some forum for anyone to complain about trivial matters like "I stubbed my toe, give me social support :(". It is meant to unite people who share commonalities and similar difficulties in life.
Your "struggles" are nothing like this. You only dilute what /r9k/ is about. You only dilute our discussional depth. You turn this into some meme playground and laugh at the funny frog pictures. But you will never be a robot.
>>25036275
>>25036353
AHAHAHA
SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>647647
>>25036364
shit...it's so fucking stupid, it may actually work
>>25034957
You'll get your turn OP.
I was a KV robot for 3 years until i turned 22, I'm 24 here and can't just leave.
This place isn't 'just' for KV but be thankful you have a place to call home without being mocked.
>>25036433
It really will though, thats why /s4s/ doesnt have any normies, because they're too stupid to understand what's going on
>>25035037
>I though this was a bastion for genuine lonely outcasts.
No, that's because you forgot to LURK MOAR.
>>25036364
>>25036433
>>25036458
*tips fededora*
>>25036413
Sent right back.
>>25036275
It's bullshit because there are some people who have been with a "girlfriend" for a few months. That hardly qualifies as a relationship. It's more like a friendship. And to top it all of the guy has to deal with the fact that his only success ended in failure.
>>25036398
Not that guy, I'm this guy:
>>25035816
Again, you are tumblr-tier in that you insist on trying to be a special snowflake. If you want a KV board, try wizardchan, a board meant specifically for those kinds of people. /r9k/ is an original content production board, that has a culture based on being genuinely mentally ill/lonely/damaged.
Trying to add labels and qualifiers beyond the most obvious ones of people that don't fit in here: Chad and Stacy, makes you a special snowflake tumblr type. Stop taking pride in being a "true robot". People like you ruin the board. You contribute nothing except for meta discussion about who is more pathetic. Go to Wizardchan if you genuinely care this much.
>>25036405
Oh totally m"lady, I can certainly relate!
*tips fedora again*
>>25036177
*teleports behind you*
nice try
*sheathes katana*
heh, sayonara gaijin
>>25036413
>>>647647
fixed
>>25036381
>These useless qualifiers are bullshit, tumblr tier. It's the same as saying
>You're just being silly. You want to have the unique label of robot, I know, and you want fewer people to have that label so that you feel special.
>Stop making the board all about you. You're no better than a "fembot", a chad, a tripfag. You're just being gay, frankly.
No no, its fundamentally different. You'll note that I actually said that people who have lost their virginity can still become robots. That's because I don't believe in creating arbitrary restrictions to admission on robothood.
So what is a robot then? "Robot" is a personal identifier which is defined by a set of fundamental factors shared by those who belong to that group. It is not merely a paper-thin label for people who happen to browse /r9k/.
What are those factors? As I said, it is about a thematic struggle that has existed across one's life with respect to dating and relationships generally. It is about having built up a deficient personality or systematic way of approaching relationships which inhibits you from forming true connections, and is met with a desperate state of hopelessness and the inevitability that it will never be fixed.
If those inhibitions aren't there, then you won't truly understand the vast majority of our feels. You might, at best, conflate a little anxiety in picking up a girl at a bar with that void in the core of a robot's persona which interplays in so many aspects of life.
If you have had a girlfriend (defined as not just having gone on a date, but having had established a romantic connection with a member of your desired sex), then at least for a period of time in your life, you escaped these inhibitions. And as such, you will not have that state of hopelessness that a robot who truly feels he knows he inevitably will exist alone forever. You just feel temporarily sad. You're not a robot.
>>25036536
*tipping greatly intensifies*
>>25035037
>genuine lonely outcasts
Too fucking vague.
Anyone can feel lonely, the criterion alone is meaningless. It's the extent that matters, but no one can judge that absolutely.
KV is a yes/no thing, barring a few edge cases like escorts.
>>25035304
Being picky and excluding everyone else from being a robot is part of being a true robot. You normies won't get it.
>>25036614
*tips and tips*
>>25036592
>>25036550
>>25036494
>>25036274
>>25036228
>>25036177
>>25036592
*tip to the tip of the tipping of the tiptoetiptaptipwambamwozzle of the gentleman's hat*
>>25035037
>decently fit
>5'11, not turbomanlet
>my face is 3/10
>I literally never see 3/10 girls unless they're landwhales
>sex with a landwhale is simply disgusting, if sex is a negative thing in your life then it's worthless
>5/10 girls think they're entitled to a guy 7/10 or more
>too autistic to talk to them anyway
Just end this improve yourself :^) bullshit, I can't improve my face, I can't make my nose smaller, I don't have money to get rid of the 20+ cancerous moles on my face, can't get less autistic.
Just fucking kill yourself, seriously.
Idiots that think their shit tier advice is worth anything should be banned in order for r9k to be a decent board.
>>25036589
You know what, fair enough man. So long as it's not just black and white, arbitrary labels, I can get behind it, just like I can get behind Chad and Stacy.
Again, I am a KV, never had a girlfriend. I was just saying that people like OP or >>25036213
ruin the board by adding no original content or meaningful discussion like we're having now.
I see your point more clearly now, and I agree. >>25036592
Kill yourself shitposter.
>>25036725
We just want a place where we can lament about our shitty lives. We can't improve it, we can't improve our appearance, we can't get rid of any mental illness we have. The one thing any normal human being wants is to feel loved and KVs obviously never felt like that besides their parents, and even so maybe their parents are dead or hate them. You're trying to take that away from us.
>>25036275
>But having a girlfriend is different. It shows that someone loved you, someone validated you for more than a body but for your total existence. It established the deepest connection one can forge with another member. It is what makes you a real part of society.
this is joke right? I haven't heard this particular joke before, but it just has to be a joke, right?
>>25036773
>i'm not tumblr tier
>stop trying to take my safe space away
lol
>>25036872
This IS a safe place, it was designed to be.
>>25036921
>this IS a safe place, it was designed to be
>saying this unironically
Have you no shame?
Have you noeducation on why this board was actually created?
>>25036275
FUCKING THIS
God damn, these dumb fucking reddit normies wont leave
>>25036536
>being genuinely mentally ill/lonely/damaged
Are you implying that the current posters aren't?
What I've been saying from the start is that if you can have a relationship you're not an outcast.
>stop making it about who does or doesn't belong here
>Chad and Stacy doesn't belong here though
Chad and Stacy can be lonely, don't they belong here by your logic?
>Stop taking pride in being a "true robot"
I'm not taking pride, I'm pointing out the hypocrisy in saying that this is a place for outcasts when you aren't outcasts in the first place.
>You contribute nothing except for meta discussion about who is more pathetic.
Great strawman, I'm not good at making content but I at least try and I certainly don't sit around having arguments 24/7 over shit like this as you imply. I don't make stupid posts crying about normies invading and I certainly don't make posts crying about chad either.
I've never said "normies" need to get out, I never said there should only be KV on this board. That is ridiculous.
>>25037022
Nope, I think most of the current posters are mentally ill.
>Chad and Stacy can be lonely
Kek, good one m8. Chad and Stacy can say
>I'm so lonely I haven't had sex in 2 days because my gf is out of town :(
>fuck I only have 16 beta orbiters :(
No they don't belong here.
>you aren't an outcast in the first place
>virgin, no gf ever, severely mentally ill, one friend who lives several states away, NEET
???
>I don't make stupid posts crying about normies invading and I certainly don't make posts crying about chad either. I never said there should only be KV on this board, that is ridiculous.
I don't see why we're arguing then, you are not the problem I am pointing out at all, you sound like a reasonable human being.
>>25036872
If you weren't a newfag you'd know /r9k/ is literally tumblr incarnate and everyone who isn't retarded knows this. Still doesn't make anon's point any different.
>>25037099
>>I'm so lonely I haven't had sex in 2 days because my gf is out of town :(
Does that mean this >>25035427
butt ugly friends are chads?
>???
I got carried away and thought you were the non KV guy I was arguing with earlier despite you blatantly pointing out that you weren't. I thought you had a gf. My apologies.
>I don't see why we're arguing
I'm the type of tard who gets upset when he thinks people are misusing the term outcast to describe people with a partner.
>you sound like a reasonable human being
I'm not
