ITT: post your kiss-fuck ratio (the number of girls you've kissed and the number of girls you've fucked, respectively) and your age
>3-2 and 19 years old
>>25020482
Whogivesashit.nl
1-8 26
>>25020482
more than 30 / 12 -- 29 years
^_^
She looks like Melissa Joan Hart....reminds me of a dream I had just last night. Why the FUCK was I dreaming about Melissa sucking off her husband Joey? I watched that show once or twice years ago.
>>25020482
5-1 19
3-0
5-0
23 years old permavirgin
0-0, 22
1-1, 21
dating for 6 years
>>25020482
3-0 18
27 - 2. I'm 21.
>>25020482
1-1
25
>>25020482
0:0 24
FUCKING NORMIES IN THIS THREAD PLS GO, ESPECIALY YOU, OP WHORE
8-6
26 soon
All happened after 24 btw
It's not ogre if you self-improve
19
32ish?- I think 9
~15-2
23
0 0
kissed my mom and grandma tho
>>25020482
3-3
24 years old
>>25020482
1746 - 1105, 23
pic related it's me
1:1, age 18.
Also, fuck you.
>>25020780
Why would he make her squat across the room? Is this some new exercise?
If your answer is anything other than 0-0 you need to get the fuck off this board, normalshit
0-0 25 years old
>>25020482
1-0, 19I still think about her ;-;
0:0 24
Your memes were too good /r9k/, look upon this thread and see what they have atracted
5-1 19 y/o
0-0, 33
TECHNICALLY a ratio could possibly not being the exact numbers as well.
If you've kiss 4 girls and fucked 2, you could just divide that down to 2:1
>>25020482
5-1 24
>>25020482
0-0 25, just like >>25020812
0-2 20
Ive fucked two girls but ive never kissed one. Waat do
0-0 41
>all these normies
>on
>my
>fucking
>board
8-1
didn't care about a single one of them, yet I've no more than hugged my oneitis
18-18, 25
I was khv until almost 24
23
kissed probably around 20 girls, fucked 6
14-1
18 yrs
>>25020482
0-0 and 22 because I'm not fucking normie scum
>>25020924
Whoa man, I am the poster at
>>25020873
I was starting thinking I would have been the eldest 0-0.
How's now being 0-0 and how was it (more or less) 8 years ago for you?
Just asking to figure how will be my life
10/3 19
Typing this because the robot called me out somehow.
1-1
25yo. So glad I'm not 0-0 anymore. Thank you based Philippines
>>25020482
Somewhere around 14 - 2, good looking Asperger's syndrome here
>>25020979
So, after almost 24 years of never hugging, kissing, or fucking a girl, you kissed and fucked 18 of them in a single year?
20-0 what is the point anymore can never get past that point
0-0 24
5-1
25 yrs old
>mfw im still with that one girl
>mfw she was also my first kiss and the rest where drunken sloot i met while being with her
>mfw poor self control
>mfw i picked up the old herp' from one of them
At least she bought the ol' 'babe ive always had that, propably caught it as a kid or something' excuse
0-0 21
What's up with all these normies, though? Is /soc/ invading?
>>25021035
Little over a year, but yeah.
somewhere around 9-6
yes i have fucked a people who i havent kissed
>>25021118
How would that even work?
Do you turn away when they go for a kiss, and tell them not to worry about it and to keep boning?
50ish - 23. less than fifty%. 27 years young :)
>>25021160
Hookers, I'm assuming.
>>25020924
I don't believe you
>le quality oregano post
>>25021160
Prostitutes, my man. They don't kiss on the mouth.
lost count/~50
27
>>25020482
5-5 24
Dry spell has gone for almost two years
>>25021201
>>25021218
Ha, well the tripfag i was replying to is a girl supposedly. Girls dont do hookers i believe.
>>25021238
how does this happen? have you never just made out with someone randomly at a party or something? honest question
>>25021243
They do, but I assume gigolos would kiss their clients seeing as how women are into that.
4:1
18 yo
Original comment
>>25020482
2-10 27
>26 0-0
Anyone more than0-0needs to kindly get the fuck out for being a normie piece of shit.
>>25020482
I'm not really a robot
Made out with 11 or something
And fucked 2
Also I am 18
kissed like 16-17 idk
fucked 9
21
0-1
19 years old.
Yes, i'm kissless, but not a virgin lmao
>>25020482
48
1-0
It was 33 years ago. She was disgusted.
>>25020482
7-0-21
0-0 25, 5 more years until i can be a full wizard
>>25020482
0-1 28yo
>>25021443
how does it feel to have transcended space and time through magic
>>25020482
0-0
I just want the normies to leave
I lost count of kisses.
40+-7
22 years old.
0-0 24 years old
4-2-16
2/2
22 yearsjust b urself :)
over hundred kisses and three times got laid
>19yo
women are difficult
3-1 23
Kissed around 6 fucked 10
Do you 0-0's even care? I mean sex is fun but it's almost not even worth it. most of the time I'd rather just jerk off
>>25020482
1-0 and 38
She was fat and unconscious
0-0 in my adult life :(
6-4
18
>>25021684
Why only 0,00001% of women have that kind of butt? It's unfair
>>25021027
I want to hear this story
>>25021732
Yeah, I think I know how you feel. I'm a billionaire, but it's soo overrated. Most of the time I don't even spend it.
I've kissed like 15 girls and fucked none. I suck.
>>25020482
0-0 24
fuck off blox
>>25021732
>>25021886
honestly most robots don't just want sexual pleasure. they're really looking for someone who will accept and love them enough to have sex with them. pleasure is fine, but having a deep, meaningful relationship, which almost no robot has ever had, is more important. sex is just a symbol of that.
>>25020482
0-0, 21 years old
Fucking normies ITT
>>25020482
Kissed around 20, fucked 1
3-2 24
35-31 27 yrs
>>25022268
get out normie
you are not a robot
>>25020482
0-0
0-1 if you include guys.
I'm 24 and also straight.
>>25021732
I'm a 0-0 and no, not really. I'm content with jerking it.
I'd still love to have a few female friends in my life, though. I've ascended beyond just needing something to stick my dick into.
>>25021732
I don't care, and whenever I start to care I simply fap, and afterwards I go back to not caring
2-1 26
Normies get out.
8 - 3, 25
>>25020482
who is this semen demon
who is this fluid druid
who is this cum chum
who is this sperm worm
who is this cream queen
who is this spunk punk
who is this splooge scrooge
>>25020482
i cannot divide by 0
1-2 21
mfw getting dick sucked before ever getting kissed at 16
Not irony or funny
>0-0 and 29
Just cant into interpersonal stuff
>>25021732
I don't know. I mean, if I wanted it bad enough, I would pursue it right? Either that or I'm pretty broken.
12-5
25 years old
0-42 27
>>25020954
Where do you think you are?
News flash buddy, 95% of this board are normie pretending to be rejects.
>>25020482
Fuck yourself for making this thread op. Go shit up somewhere else.
>>25021732
>most of the time I'd rather just jerk off
Every time I see you faggots say this I can only imagine it is because you aren't getting the pussy you want and you aren't getting to fuck the way you want. If the girl of your dreams allowed you to fuck her the way you wanted at any time you wanted you faggots wouldn't be saying this shit.
Charlie Sheen didn't get HIV by saying "hurr I would rather fap." He was a degenerate getting so much sex from faggots and women that his risky constant pleasure lifestyle finally caught up to him. He was living the dream. What most guys would want besides the faggot part.
>>25023292
Yes, if sex were as easy to achieve as fapping then I'd obviously be doing that instead
What I don't understand is the second part, if anything the fact that he got HIV is indicative that the "I'd rather fap" lifestyle is superior
0-0, 25
>>25023378
He got HIV because of all that faggot sex. That's why I said except for that part.
>>25023292
The thing with
>I'd rather fap
Doesnt mean that you can chose a) fap or b) sex. It means that the effort, risk and reward of fapping is much higher than sex. No HIV to begin with. You dont have to talk to girls or know how to socialize or style your hair or drive a cool car. You dont even need to get out to fap. The proccess of getting laid is much more tedious, specially for introverted and anxious people.
>>25023292
>He was living the dream
Sounds like shit desu. I'd rather just fap
>>25020482
2-0 and 19 years old
got a blowjob though
>>25023422
>implying you can't get HIV from heterosexual sex
20-3
Phenibut will make you horny enough to meet any ugly girl from okcupid. I only had vaginal sex with 3 girls in my life...blowjobs/handjobs from maybe 8.
2-2
18 yrs
25
0-0
i wonder how many guys worldwide that are between 25-30 are 0-0. i'd guess about 150 million
0-0, 18
Is there still hope for me?
>>25023558
Why? Do you actually want to become a normalshit?
>>25023453
I get that and all but I just think it's dumb for people to even say that. Obviously it's going to be multiple times better to fuck a girl of your dreams (look wise I mean) then it would be to fap.
>>25023477
You are at much lower risk. The only reason hetero's get HIV is because one of them was having faggot sex and is lying.
>>25020482
5-2, 29. Dammit, I seem to be doing worse than even /r9k/ average.
>>25023553
I'm willing to bet you could be right. I feel the number is much higher than what we are led to believe. A virgin isn't going to be open about his virginity. Plus guys often inflate their records to look higher value amongst their peers. Women often claim less than their true number of partners.
>>25020482this girl likes black guysshe at the very least has dated one in her life
2-2 22
lel
23
2-0
Don't make the same mistakes I did kids. Being a pussy gets you nowhere
>>25023292
>What most guys would want besides the faggot part.
Nah I'd rather just fap, >>25023453 says it best desu
3-0 21.
:(
2:0
I have a long-term girlfriend too ;_;
4-1, 28
>>25023453
>>25023876
You guys are being beta as fuck thinking this way. Have you guys at least fucked a couple girls? I can't imagine how a virgin would ever say things like this with all the virgin shaming that goes on. Even without the shaming you wouldn't know how it feels if you never tried it. So again saying that is dumb.
0-0 23
>>25024035
Actually our way of thinking is omega, not beta. But why do you have a problem with this?
>>25024035
>You guys are being beta as fuck thinking this way.
So?
>Have you guys at least fucked a couple girls?
No, I'm a KV
>I can't imagine how a virgin would ever say things like this with all the virgin shaming that goes on.
Why not? i don't give a fuck if normies "shame" me, and personally I've never been "shamed" for admitting to being a virgin
>Even without the shaming you wouldn't know how it feels if you never tried it. So again saying that is dumb.
But what I do know is that fapping is enjoyable, and takes much less effort than getting laid
0-0
18 years old
0-0, I'm 18 years old. I try to focus on school and getting /fit/. But sometimes I get really lonely and just wanna cuddle a girl. Whenever that happens, I just either focus on school, working out, or I play vidya to distract myself.
>>25024190
>>25024292
I bet you faggots fap to trap or cuck porn. Possibly both. You should at least try to get laid.
>5:1
>20 years old
I lost it to my ex that broke up with me in October. I honestly wish we never fucked.
>>25023628
>Obviously it's going to be multiple times better to fuck a girl of your dreams (look wise I mean) then it would be to fap.
Well I'll let you know the next time I see a girl like that, until then I'll stick to fapping
35ish-17
Age: 23
High numbers because I was a skinny white guy at a liberal arts college, which is just unfair in this day and age.
>>25024377
Next time try to make it less obvious
>>25020512
0 Kisses
0 Sex
25 years old in 10 days.
0-0 21
What the fuck are all these normies doing here?
0-0 19
if your score is higher you need to leave now.
>>25024498
How is that bait? Have you seen the sick crap fags on here are into? Have you seen what the catalog typically looks like?
Maybe they like chink cartoon girls instead? At least it would make them less degenerate.
Did none of you go to college?
Everyone gets laid in college.
Even my fat friends.
>>25024377
>You should at least try to get laid.
I did, unfortunately it didn't work. Hence why I stick to fapping nowadays
>>25024794
>I did, unfortunately it didn't work.
What the hell does this mean? That she said no once you took off your pants?
>>25024717
It's bait because you jumped to a conclusion that had nothing to do with what's being discussed
>>25020482
5-0 and 21 years old. All my kissing was from 17-19 though
Honesty I haven't got a fucking clue. I used to go to clubs and frat parties every single weekend at least 2 days a week. If I didn't, I became paranoid I was loser fuck (yeah, i was that insecure) and I used to make out with at least 6 or 7 girls every single night, very drunk.
I've slept with only 13 girls though, so my ratio is ridiculously weighted towards kissing here.
Currently 20 years old, now in a relationship for about 15 months.
>>25024776
I did go, and even after 4 years my virginity is intact
>>25020482
1-1 and 23 years old.0-0 if my tulpa doesn't count.
>>25024809
No, in fact I've never even gotten that far
0-0 19
We're all in this together boys.
>>25020482
18-10-20
>>25024866
I feel for you man. I really do. It's not healthy for the mind to prefer to fap than get girls.
32 - 3
19 year old
>>25024776
>everyone gets laid in college
I couldn't even get a date where I live.
>>25024937
>date
Senpai... thats not how it works
29-11 21
>>25024955
I can't help it. Autism doesn't help, either.
I mean, I can't get hard easily unless I really like someone. That, or from writing a 10000 variable MINLP thing in GAMS.
>>25024911
>It's not healthy for the mind to prefer to fap than get girls.
Why not?
>>25025067
not him but fapping leads to developing fetishes. he had a point actually.
0-1 23 yo
Yes, it is possible. It is called prostitutes
>>25025005
Just b yrself
>>25024955
W-what? How does it work?
>>25024035
Honestly if it's just about sex fucking hookers it's the best. They're cheaper than being sexually active or in a relationship and they're also better at sex. Plus you get to chose and you dont need to try to please her, just please yourself.
But I'd rather fap than fuck a hooker. The only good part about sex with 'normal' women is the emotional part and the validation. I, as a rather autistic dude, it's pretty clear to me that fapping is better than sex. I still try to get laid, but not for the sex itself.
>>25025100
And what's wrong with that?
>>25020482
Kiss/fuck ratio: +Infinite (non-ascii not allowed)
Age 25
ETA to wizard status: 4.5 years.
>>25025126
I dunno you don't go on dates tho.
You just kinda chat when yr both in the lib or at the coffee shop and wait for when yr both fucked up.
>>25025121
Despite knowing this being the normie solution for everything, a serious answer.
I live days not being myself, masquerading my autism and oddities. If I was myself, I'd end up in a mental asylum. Probably.
>mental asylum
>crazy ass bitches
At last I truly see
0-0 18
>mfw have oneitis for a girl in nippon and we barely talk anymore
14-1 18 damn I love college
>>25025131
>I still try to get laid, but not for the sex itself.
Then why?
>>25025131
>They're cheaper than being sexually active or in a relationship
But those things are free, whereas hookers are not
About 25 / 1
>>25025151
well I developed fetish due to excessive porn watching and fapping. I would like to get rid of the fetish but it's hard.
>>25025005
>That, or from writing a 10000 variable MINLP thing in GAMS.
5:2
22yrs
One of the five girls was 32 and I was 21. She was a bar slag and had two kids sleeping on couches in the other room. She offered me coke which is why I went there. I was drunk already and say yes to most anything when I'm drunk. We didn't fuck.
>>25025259
What fetish is it?
>>25021047
Kek, I'm roughly the same
>>25020780
glad someone else posted this, now I don't feel guilty about saving this.
>>25025260
GAMS - General Algebraic Modeling System; generally used by chemical engineers
MINLP - mixed integer non-linear problem, aka the toughest out there
Used to find best cost-effective solution to an industrial problem. Ex. should we use oil pump 1, 2 or 3 and then which reservoir should be used with it to ensure security and good regulatory characteristics-
>why boner
Fuck.
>>25023209
How? Hookers?
5:1 for girls
20+:6 for guys
20 yrs old
>>25025283bm/ww porn, gangbangs and blowbangs especially.
I actually want to fap to some scenes right now...
0:0 holy shit why are there so many normalfags?
>>25025482
liars, trolls and b8ers
>>25025215
I'd like to be a successful guy who's loved by women and respected by men. Can't get there with no sex.
>>25025228
Nah, you need to be healthy, look good, and that means spending money. Also go out and socialize, spend money on dates and smartphones and parties...
You could fuck only whores and spend the rest of your money on video games and you wouldnt even need to shower to get laid.
>>25024776
I was actually surprised how many guys I knew in college didn't get laid.
One guy looked fucking identical to Stephan from vampire diaries as well.
>>25020482
0-0
Why the fuck do so many people who had relationships feel the need to post here? Do you not know what this board is for?
>>25025525
If that's the case then you're a failed normalfag, not a robot
>>25025525
Well the majority of those things are aspects of any functioning human being's life, whether they get laid or not. For me there isn't any additional cost because I already have those things
>>25025482
15-4
19
>kiss-fuck ratio
I've fucked every girl I've kissed
>>25020482
9-2 20
>>25021274
I did. It led to a one night stand. She got me drunk on this shit assed wine, I went to puke, she follows me inside and confesses. We fucked and I cut contact the day after.
15(?)-5
i'm 22
14-2 25
>>25020482
1-1, 23yo
eyyyyyy actually being selective
>>25023929
>2-0
No, you literally don't.
3-3, 19
>>25020482
Also, lot of whores in here, gotta say
0-0, 20 you fucking shitstains
>>25020482
3kiss/1fug
41
;_;
>>25025775
>>25025813
you forgot to say ree m8
>>25025380
>>25025283
one a scale of 1-10 how degenerate does this make me? should I feel awful about it?
>>25020482
9-5 20
>>25020482
>5-0 and 20
Only two were legit makeouts with tongue tho
>>25020482
NORMIEEEE FUCKED 2 GIRLS BY 19
GTFO OF MY BOARD
1-0 19
2-3
All escorts lol
0-0 33
I feel like sex and relationships are this secret club that everybody is in except me (and a good portion of this thread). And everyone in it knows I'm blacklisted because any attempt I make to get in is quickly shot down.
4-0 and 18 years old
>>25020482
girls:
20:5
guys:
Lotandlots:evenmorelots
>>25027757
age:24
I've only kissed and had sex with one person in the last 5 years.
4 kissed
1 fucked
19 years old
the last time I did either of these was 4 years ago
11-8
I'm 23.
>>25020482
dozens- 10
26
>>25020482
0-0, 27
>>25027773
d o e p
o
e
p
>>25020482
48-2
22 years
>>25020482
8 out of 10. I'm 22 and have been in a relationship for five years though. Most of my college time has been spent dating someone so I'm not sure prospectively where I could have ended up
>>25028963
>ITT: post your kiss-fuck ratio (the number of girls you've kissed and the number of girls you've fucked, respectively) and your age
I got that backwards I have fucked 8 of the girls i have kissed
4-0
all on the cheek
29yo
>>25020482
if you know how many girls youve kissed, kill yourself desu
>>25023558
I'm 35-25 at 36, dude
Lost vcard at 23 so idk
>>25020672
1-1, 20
dating for 5 years
will you marry her anon? :3
>>25020808
/r9k/ is not wizardchan. /r9k/ is the new /b/ (random topics) because /b/ is 99% porn.
Some people have sex. Get over it.
9-3-0
23
The three is for heavy petting: blowjobs, fingering ect.
Solid 0:0 at 25.
Sometimes I care, right now I don't.I just masturbated.
>>25029970
>that glorious postfap feel when you don't give a single FUCK about women and you're just happy being you
Wish there was a drug to make that feeling last forever
6billion-6billion-13
nothinpersonelkid
I dont remember them all / 3
26
>>25021453
Mein nigger
>>25020482
Over 100-23 34
Former nightclub barman & used to be good looking! Not so much these days though!
0-0 18
NICE
>>25020482
>3-1
>18 years old
0/0 21
y'all jelly, mah brothas?
>>25020482
7-0 18 so yeah you could call me a player
2-1, 29
If your answer is anything other than 0-0 you need to get the fuck off of this board.
Kissed 15, of those I fucked 8
I'm 23
>>25021823
That's too much ass for that frame tbqh. Reduce it by 15-20% and it's great, maybe add that percentage to her tits or something.
6-0, 22 y/o
>all these fucking normies
0-0
24
28
1-0
The one kiss came from me experimenting with a girl in the second grade.
>>25020886
This is autism overload
2-2 20
Both virgins, and both in LTRs. Living that pure life.
kissed 4, fucked 22
>>25020482
0-0
23 years old
I literally don't care anymore desu
>>25030901
oh & 26 yrs old
>kissed
1
>fucked 0
age 18
i kissed that girl when i was 12 years old in a game of truth or dear
otherwise it'd be a 0
>>25020482
4 -8 25
im not sure if being sexually abused as a child counts though so dont know what number to give its 4-9 if it counts
most of the times ive had sex were 1 night stands
