ITT: post your kiss-fuck ratio (the number of girls you've kissed and the number of girls you've fucked, respectively) and your age
>3-2 and 19 years old
>>25020482
Whogivesashit.nl
1-8 26
>>25020482
more than 30 / 12 -- 29 years
^_^
She looks like Melissa Joan Hart....reminds me of a dream I had just last night. Why the FUCK was I dreaming about Melissa sucking off her husband Joey? I watched that show once or twice years ago.
>>25020482
5-1 19
3-0
5-0
23 years old permavirgin
0-0, 22
1-1, 21
dating for 6 years
>>25020482
3-0 18
27 - 2. I'm 21.
>>25020482
1-1
25
>>25020482
0:0 24
FUCKING NORMIES IN THIS THREAD PLS GO, ESPECIALY YOU, OP WHORE
8-6
26 soon
All happened after 24 btw
It's not ogre if you self-improve
19
32ish?- I think 9
~15-2
23
0 0
kissed my mom and grandma tho
>>25020482
3-3
24 years old
>>25020482
1746 - 1105, 23
pic related it's me
1:1, age 18.
Also, fuck you.
>>25020780
Why would he make her squat across the room? Is this some new exercise?
If your answer is anything other than 0-0 you need to get the fuck off this board, normalshit
0-0 25 years old
>>25020482
1-0, 19I still think about her ;-;
0:0 24
Your memes were too good /r9k/, look upon this thread and see what they have atracted
5-1 19 y/o
0-0, 33
TECHNICALLY a ratio could possibly not being the exact numbers as well.
If you've kiss 4 girls and fucked 2, you could just divide that down to 2:1
>>25020482
5-1 24
>>25020482
0-0 25, just like >>25020812
0-2 20
Ive fucked two girls but ive never kissed one. Waat do
0-0 41
>all these normies
>on
>my
>fucking
>board
8-1
didn't care about a single one of them, yet I've no more than hugged my oneitis
18-18, 25
I was khv until almost 24
23
kissed probably around 20 girls, fucked 6
14-1
18 yrs
>>25020482
0-0 and 22 because I'm not fucking normie scum
>>25020924
Whoa man, I am the poster at
>>25020873
I was starting thinking I would have been the eldest 0-0.
How's now being 0-0 and how was it (more or less) 8 years ago for you?
Just asking to figure how will be my life
10/3 19
Typing this because the robot called me out somehow.
1-1
25yo. So glad I'm not 0-0 anymore. Thank you based Philippines
>>25020482
Somewhere around 14 - 2, good looking Asperger's syndrome here
>>25020979
So, after almost 24 years of never hugging, kissing, or fucking a girl, you kissed and fucked 18 of them in a single year?
20-0 what is the point anymore can never get past that point
0-0 24
5-1
25 yrs old
>mfw im still with that one girl
>mfw she was also my first kiss and the rest where drunken sloot i met while being with her
>mfw poor self control
>mfw i picked up the old herp' from one of them
At least she bought the ol' 'babe ive always had that, propably caught it as a kid or something' excuse
0-0 21
What's up with all these normies, though? Is /soc/ invading?
>>25021035
Little over a year, but yeah.
somewhere around 9-6
yes i have fucked a people who i havent kissed
>>25021118
How would that even work?
Do you turn away when they go for a kiss, and tell them not to worry about it and to keep boning?
50ish - 23. less than fifty%. 27 years young :)
>>25021160
Hookers, I'm assuming.
>>25020924
I don't believe you
>le quality oregano post
>>25021160
Prostitutes, my man. They don't kiss on the mouth.
lost count/~50
27
>>25020482
5-5 24
Dry spell has gone for almost two years
>>25021201
>>25021218
Ha, well the tripfag i was replying to is a girl supposedly. Girls dont do hookers i believe.
>>25021238
how does this happen? have you never just made out with someone randomly at a party or something? honest question
>>25021243
They do, but I assume gigolos would kiss their clients seeing as how women are into that.
4:1
18 yo
Original comment
>>25020482
2-10 27
>26 0-0
Anyone more than0-0needs to kindly get the fuck out for being a normie piece of shit.
>>25020482
I'm not really a robot
Made out with 11 or something
And fucked 2
Also I am 18
kissed like 16-17 idk
fucked 9
21
0-1
19 years old.
Yes, i'm kissless, but not a virgin lmao
>>25020482
48
1-0
It was 33 years ago. She was disgusted.
>>25020482
7-0-21
0-0 25, 5 more years until i can be a full wizard
>>25020482
0-1 28yo
>>25021443
how does it feel to have transcended space and time through magic
>>25020482
0-0
I just want the normies to leave
I lost count of kisses.
40+-7
22 years old.
0-0 24 years old
4-2-16
2/2
22 yearsjust b urself :)
over hundred kisses and three times got laid
>19yo
women are difficult
3-1 23
Kissed around 6 fucked 10
Do you 0-0's even care? I mean sex is fun but it's almost not even worth it. most of the time I'd rather just jerk off
>>25020482
1-0 and 38
She was fat and unconscious
0-0 in my adult life :(
6-4
18
>>25021684
Why only 0,00001% of women have that kind of butt? It's unfair
>>25021027
I want to hear this story
>>25021732
Yeah, I think I know how you feel. I'm a billionaire, but it's soo overrated. Most of the time I don't even spend it.
I've kissed like 15 girls and fucked none. I suck.
>>25020482
0-0 24
fuck off blox
>>25021732
>>25021886
honestly most robots don't just want sexual pleasure. they're really looking for someone who will accept and love them enough to have sex with them. pleasure is fine, but having a deep, meaningful relationship, which almost no robot has ever had, is more important. sex is just a symbol of that.
>>25020482
0-0, 21 years old
Fucking normies ITT
>>25020482
Kissed around 20, fucked 1
3-2 24
35-31 27 yrs
>>25022268
get out normie
you are not a robot
>>25020482
0-0
0-1 if you include guys.
I'm 24 and also straight.
>>25021732
I'm a 0-0 and no, not really. I'm content with jerking it.
I'd still love to have a few female friends in my life, though. I've ascended beyond just needing something to stick my dick into.
>>25021732
I don't care, and whenever I start to care I simply fap, and afterwards I go back to not caring
2-1 26
Normies get out.
8 - 3, 25
>>25020482
who is this semen demon
who is this fluid druid
who is this cum chum
who is this sperm worm
who is this cream queen
who is this spunk punk
who is this splooge scrooge
>>25020482
i cannot divide by 0
1-2 21
mfw getting dick sucked before ever getting kissed at 16
Not irony or funny
>0-0 and 29
Just cant into interpersonal stuff
>>25021732
I don't know. I mean, if I wanted it bad enough, I would pursue it right? Either that or I'm pretty broken.
12-5
25 years old
0-42 27
>>25020954
Where do you think you are?
News flash buddy, 95% of this board are normie pretending to be rejects.
>>25020482
Fuck yourself for making this thread op. Go shit up somewhere else.
>>25021732
>most of the time I'd rather just jerk off
Every time I see you faggots say this I can only imagine it is because you aren't getting the pussy you want and you aren't getting to fuck the way you want. If the girl of your dreams allowed you to fuck her the way you wanted at any time you wanted you faggots wouldn't be saying this shit.
Charlie Sheen didn't get HIV by saying "hurr I would rather fap." He was a degenerate getting so much sex from faggots and women that his risky constant pleasure lifestyle finally caught up to him. He was living the dream. What most guys would want besides the faggot part.
>>25023292
Yes, if sex were as easy to achieve as fapping then I'd obviously be doing that instead
What I don't understand is the second part, if anything the fact that he got HIV is indicative that the "I'd rather fap" lifestyle is superior
0-0, 25
>>25023378
He got HIV because of all that faggot sex. That's why I said except for that part.
>>25023292
The thing with
>I'd rather fap
Doesnt mean that you can chose a) fap or b) sex. It means that the effort, risk and reward of fapping is much higher than sex. No HIV to begin with. You dont have to talk to girls or know how to socialize or style your hair or drive a cool car. You dont even need to get out to fap. The proccess of getting laid is much more tedious, specially for introverted and anxious people.
>>25023292
>He was living the dream
Sounds like shit desu. I'd rather just fap
>>25020482
2-0 and 19 years old
got a blowjob though
>>25023422
>implying you can't get HIV from heterosexual sex
20-3
Phenibut will make you horny enough to meet any ugly girl from okcupid. I only had vaginal sex with 3 girls in my life...blowjobs/handjobs from maybe 8.
2-2
18 yrs
25
0-0
i wonder how many guys worldwide that are between 25-30 are 0-0. i'd guess about 150 million
0-0, 18
Is there still hope for me?
>>25023558
Why? Do you actually want to become a normalshit?
>>25023453
I get that and all but I just think it's dumb for people to even say that. Obviously it's going to be multiple times better to fuck a girl of your dreams (look wise I mean) then it would be to fap.
>>25023477
You are at much lower risk. The only reason hetero's get HIV is because one of them was having faggot sex and is lying.
>>25020482
5-2, 29. Dammit, I seem to be doing worse than even /r9k/ average.
>>25023553
I'm willing to bet you could be right. I feel the number is much higher than what we are led to believe. A virgin isn't going to be open about his virginity. Plus guys often inflate their records to look higher value amongst their peers. Women often claim less than their true number of partners.
>>25020482this girl likes black guysshe at the very least has dated one in her life
2-2 22
lel
23
2-0
Don't make the same mistakes I did kids. Being a pussy gets you nowhere
>>25023292
>What most guys would want besides the faggot part.
Nah I'd rather just fap, >>25023453 says it best desu
3-0 21.
:(
2:0
I have a long-term girlfriend too ;_;
4-1, 28
>>25023453
>>25023876
You guys are being beta as fuck thinking this way. Have you guys at least fucked a couple girls? I can't imagine how a virgin would ever say things like this with all the virgin shaming that goes on. Even without the shaming you wouldn't know how it feels if you never tried it. So again saying that is dumb.
0-0 23
>>25024035
Actually our way of thinking is omega, not beta. But why do you have a problem with this?
>>25024035
>You guys are being beta as fuck thinking this way.
So?
>Have you guys at least fucked a couple girls?
No, I'm a KV
>I can't imagine how a virgin would ever say things like this with all the virgin shaming that goes on.
Why not? i don't give a fuck if normies "shame" me, and personally I've never been "shamed" for admitting to being a virgin
>Even without the shaming you wouldn't know how it feels if you never tried it. So again saying that is dumb.
But what I do know is that fapping is enjoyable, and takes much less effort than getting laid
0-0
18 years old
0-0, I'm 18 years old. I try to focus on school and getting /fit/. But sometimes I get really lonely and just wanna cuddle a girl. Whenever that happens, I just either focus on school, working out, or I play vidya to distract myself.
>>25024190
>>25024292
I bet you faggots fap to trap or cuck porn. Possibly both. You should at least try to get laid.
>5:1
>20 years old
I lost it to my ex that broke up with me in October. I honestly wish we never fucked.
>>25023628
>Obviously it's going to be multiple times better to fuck a girl of your dreams (look wise I mean) then it would be to fap.
Well I'll let you know the next time I see a girl like that, until then I'll stick to fapping
35ish-17
Age: 23
High numbers because I was a skinny white guy at a liberal arts college, which is just unfair in this day and age.
>>25024377
Next time try to make it less obvious
>>25020512
0 Kisses
0 Sex
25 years old in 10 days.
0-0 21
What the fuck are all these normies doing here?
0-0 19
if your score is higher you need to leave now.
>>25024498
How is that bait? Have you seen the sick crap fags on here are into? Have you seen what the catalog typically looks like?
Maybe they like chink cartoon girls instead? At least it would make them less degenerate.
Did none of you go to college?
Everyone gets laid in college.
Even my fat friends.
>>25024377
>You should at least try to get laid.
I did, unfortunately it didn't work. Hence why I stick to fapping nowadays
>>25024794
>I did, unfortunately it didn't work.
What the hell does this mean? That she said no once you took off your pants?
>>25024717
It's bait because you jumped to a conclusion that had nothing to do with what's being discussed
>>25020482
5-0 and 21 years old. All my kissing was from 17-19 though
Honesty I haven't got a fucking clue. I used to go to clubs and frat parties every single weekend at least 2 days a week. If I didn't, I became paranoid I was loser fuck (yeah, i was that insecure) and I used to make out with at least 6 or 7 girls every single night, very drunk.
I've slept with only 13 girls though, so my ratio is ridiculously weighted towards kissing here.
Currently 20 years old, now in a relationship for about 15 months.
>>25024776
I did go, and even after 4 years my virginity is intact
>>25020482
1-1 and 23 years old.0-0 if my tulpa doesn't count.
>>25024809
No, in fact I've never even gotten that far
0-0 19
We're all in this together boys.
>>25020482
18-10-20
>>25024866
I feel for you man. I really do. It's not healthy for the mind to prefer to fap than get girls.
32 - 3
19 year old
>>25024776
>everyone gets laid in college
I couldn't even get a date where I live.
>>25024937
>date
Senpai... thats not how it works
29-11 21
>>25024955
I can't help it. Autism doesn't help, either.
I mean, I can't get hard easily unless I really like someone. That, or from writing a 10000 variable MINLP thing in GAMS.
>>25024911
>It's not healthy for the mind to prefer to fap than get girls.
Why not?
>>25025067
not him but fapping leads to developing fetishes. he had a point actually.
0-1 23 yo
Yes, it is possible. It is called prostitutes
>>25025005
Just b yrself
>>25024955
W-what? How does it work?
>>25024035
Honestly if it's just about sex fucking hookers it's the best. They're cheaper than being sexually active or in a relationship and they're also better at sex. Plus you get to chose and you dont need to try to please her, just please yourself.
But I'd rather fap than fuck a hooker. The only good part about sex with 'normal' women is the emotional part and the validation. I, as a rather autistic dude, it's pretty clear to me that fapping is better than sex. I still try to get laid, but not for the sex itself.
>>25025100
And what's wrong with that?
>>25020482
Kiss/fuck ratio: +Infinite (non-ascii not allowed)
Age 25
ETA to wizard status: 4.5 years.
>>25025126
I dunno you don't go on dates tho.
You just kinda chat when yr both in the lib or at the coffee shop and wait for when yr both fucked up.
>>25025121
Despite knowing this being the normie solution for everything, a serious answer.
I live days not being myself, masquerading my autism and oddities. If I was myself, I'd end up in a mental asylum. Probably.
>mental asylum
>crazy ass bitches
At last I truly see
0-0 18
>mfw have oneitis for a girl in nippon and we barely talk anymore
14-1 18 damn I love college
>>25025131
>I still try to get laid, but not for the sex itself.
Then why?
>>25025131
>They're cheaper than being sexually active or in a relationship
But those things are free, whereas hookers are not
About 25 / 1
>>25025151
well I developed fetish due to excessive porn watching and fapping. I would like to get rid of the fetish but it's hard.
>>25025005
>That, or from writing a 10000 variable MINLP thing in GAMS.
5:2
22yrs
One of the five girls was 32 and I was 21. She was a bar slag and had two kids sleeping on couches in the other room. She offered me coke which is why I went there. I was drunk already and say yes to most anything when I'm drunk. We didn't fuck.
>>25025259
What fetish is it?
>>25021047
Kek, I'm roughly the same
>>25020780
glad someone else posted this, now I don't feel guilty about saving this.
>>25025260
GAMS - General Algebraic Modeling System; generally used by chemical engineers
MINLP - mixed integer non-linear problem, aka the toughest out there
Used to find best cost-effective solution to an industrial problem. Ex. should we use oil pump 1, 2 or 3 and then which reservoir should be used with it to ensure security and good regulatory characteristics-
>why boner
Fuck.
>>25023209
How? Hookers?
5:1 for girls
20+:6 for guys
20 yrs old
>>25025283bm/ww porn, gangbangs and blowbangs especially.
I actually want to fap to some scenes right now...
0:0 holy shit why are there so many normalfags?
>>25025482
liars, trolls and b8ers
>>25025215
I'd like to be a successful guy who's loved by women and respected by men. Can't get there with no sex.
>>25025228
Nah, you need to be healthy, look good, and that means spending money. Also go out and socialize, spend money on dates and smartphones and parties...
You could fuck only whores and spend the rest of your money on video games and you wouldnt even need to shower to get laid.
>>25024776
I was actually surprised how many guys I knew in college didn't get laid.
One guy looked fucking identical to Stephan from vampire diaries as well.
>>25020482
0-0
Why the fuck do so many people who had relationships feel the need to post here? Do you not know what this board is for?
>>25025525
If that's the case then you're a failed normalfag, not a robot
>>25025525
Well the majority of those things are aspects of any functioning human being's life, whether they get laid or not. For me there isn't any additional cost because I already have those things
>>25025482
15-4
19
>kiss-fuck ratio
I've fucked every girl I've kissed
>>25020482
9-2 20
>>25021274
I did. It led to a one night stand. She got me drunk on this shit assed wine, I went to puke, she follows me inside and confesses. We fucked and I cut contact the day after.
15(?)-5
i'm 22
14-2 25
>>25020482
1-1, 23yo
eyyyyyy actually being selective
>>25023929
>2-0
No, you literally don't.
3-3, 19
>>25020482
Also, lot of whores in here, gotta say
0-0, 20 you fucking shitstains
>>25020482
3kiss/1fug
41
;_;
>>25025775
>>25025813
you forgot to say ree m8
>>25025380
>>25025283
one a scale of 1-10 how degenerate does this make me? should I feel awful about it?
>>25020482
9-5 20
>>25020482
>5-0 and 20
Only two were legit makeouts with tongue tho
>>25020482
NORMIEEEE FUCKED 2 GIRLS BY 19
GTFO OF MY BOARD
1-0 19
2-3
All escorts lol
0-0 33
I feel like sex and relationships are this secret club that everybody is in except me (and a good portion of this thread). And everyone in it knows I'm blacklisted because any attempt I make to get in is quickly shot down.
4-0 and 18 years old
>>25020482
girls:
20:5
guys:
Lotandlots:evenmorelots
>>25027757
age:24
I've only kissed and had sex with one person in the last 5 years.
4 kissed
1 fucked
19 years old
the last time I did either of these was 4 years ago
11-8
I'm 23.
>>25020482
dozens- 10
26
>>25020482
0-0, 27
>>25027773
d o e p
o
e
p
>>25020482
48-2
22 years
>>25020482
8 out of 10. I'm 22 and have been in a relationship for five years though. Most of my college time has been spent dating someone so I'm not sure prospectively where I could have ended up
>>25028963
>ITT: post your kiss-fuck ratio (the number of girls you've kissed and the number of girls you've fucked, respectively) and your age
I got that backwards I have fucked 8 of the girls i have kissed
4-0
all on the cheek
29yo
>>25020482
if you know how many girls youve kissed, kill yourself desu
>>25023558
I'm 35-25 at 36, dude
Lost vcard at 23 so idk
>>25020672
1-1, 20
dating for 5 years
will you marry her anon? :3
>>25020808
/r9k/ is not wizardchan. /r9k/ is the new /b/ (random topics) because /b/ is 99% porn.
Some people have sex. Get over it.
9-3-0
23
The three is for heavy petting: blowjobs, fingering ect.
Solid 0:0 at 25.
Sometimes I care, right now I don't.I just masturbated.
>>25029970
>that glorious postfap feel when you don't give a single FUCK about women and you're just happy being you
Wish there was a drug to make that feeling last forever
6billion-6billion-13
nothinpersonelkid
I dont remember them all / 3
26
>>25021453
Mein nigger
>>25020482
Over 100-23 34
Former nightclub barman & used to be good looking! Not so much these days though!
0-0 18
NICE
>>25020482
>3-1
>18 years old
0/0 21
y'all jelly, mah brothas?
>>25020482
7-0 18 so yeah you could call me a player
2-1, 29
If your answer is anything other than 0-0 you need to get the fuck off of this board.
Kissed 15, of those I fucked 8
I'm 23
>>25021823
That's too much ass for that frame tbqh. Reduce it by 15-20% and it's great, maybe add that percentage to her tits or something.
6-0, 22 y/o
>all these fucking normies
0-0
24
28
1-0
The one kiss came from me experimenting with a girl in the second grade.
>>25020886
This is autism overload
2-2 20
Both virgins, and both in LTRs. Living that pure life.
kissed 4, fucked 22
>>25020482
0-0
23 years old
I literally don't care anymore desu
>>25030901
oh & 26 yrs old
>kissed
1
>fucked 0
age 18
i kissed that girl when i was 12 years old in a game of truth or dear
otherwise it'd be a 0
>>25020482
4 -8 25
im not sure if being sexually abused as a child counts though so dont know what number to give its 4-9 if it counts
most of the times ive had sex were 1 night stands
0-0 19 4everalone
>>25020482
6-4 at 23
i-is that okay? Or am I a robot? I don't even know what the standard is.
20 maybe - 13
My conversion rate is god tier I'm 24
>>25020482
5-0
24 Years
nfi- maybe 20, 27yo
0/0
31
It doesn't even hurt anymore
0-0 21 years old
Kill me already
>>25031067
The standard is that if the numbers in your ratio are anything different than a 0 you're a normie.
I knew this board had gone down the shitter years ago.
But this thread is the nail in the coffin
Bye /r9k/ I held out hope for too long
>>25020727
0:0, almost 23. I can't take much more loneliness.
>>25020482
1-1
but she's gone now
>>25031249
oops, im 19
>>25020482
I don't know : 16
24
1-1
probably 2-2 soon
>>25031321
21 years old
myfuckingbad
>>25031354
Yeah, I'm sure kiddo. Reported. Enjoy your underageban
4-0 18
Should not be virgin but literally doesn't fit in gf. I'm completely normal size too
20 years old
22-0
15-15-17;^)
>>25020482
I've kissed 0, slept with 0, and I'm 27.
holy shit you fags are such virgins
I lost count ages ago at how many girls I've kissed. Could be anywhere between 70 and 150.
I've only fucked about 10 though. I'm not some degenerate scum.
>>25031411
You either don't turn her on enough,
or she's just really fucking small.
>ctrl+f 0-0
>47 results
>276 replies
>17% robot ratio
NORMIEEEEEESSSSS
>>25031384
your disbelief at my sexual prowess is touching
>>25020482
6:2
Age: 20.
And now I'm a fucking loser NEET. Fuck my life.
6-3
age: 18
>>25031531
lmao bro its easy to get some action, you just need to try harder
15-11
21 years old
0:0
25 neet
rip r9k, you were good once a upon a time
>>25031822
this desu senpai.
Normies ree, etc.
>>25024776
>Everyone gets laid in college.
no, everyone gets debt in college
i went and im still 25 kv
eat shit, f am
0-0 25
i can feel my wizard power in front of me
>there are people here are unironically virgins
Fuck, you weirdos really do have something wrong with you
1-0
Age:16
>>25021003
>>25020873
op pls deliver reply
>>25031989
Please do not use Kumiko to express this sentiment
9-4 23
>>25032007
Portuguese virgin
>fggt
>>25020482
7-0
Fuck you robot
23-3-19
fucking spin the bottle as a wayward teen man
>>25020482
0-0 and 29
>>25031411
You're doing it wrong
Gklsehvjuxx it's original now
0-0 20
what happend to this board?
60- 30, 22
>>25031989
shh roastie, you will be crying "bu-bu-bu-but where did all da gewd men go ='((((" soon enough
not like your womb will be able to have children from all the abortions and partying anyways
>>25020482
2-0 27 ayyy
>>25020482
18-lost track- 20
>inb4 normie get of this board
>>25021102
show us your ways
>>25032037
>nein, Ich am not portugues
fek
>>25020482
12-0-43
>>25020482
1 - 1, 19
it's nice
>>25032195
have you ever gotten close?
>>25032130
I'm not even a girlsadly, senpai
>>25032258
Sure, been offered it many times but I got high standards. Nowadays to tell the truth even the thought kinda freaks me out in a yeuch way. Last time I kissed a girl was in the year 2000.
>>25020482
unknown - 30 to 40
my dick is UNCLEAN
>>25020482
1-1 and 17 Years old
ZERO
ZERO
TWENTY
FUCK
SEND HELP
8 - Z E R O
21 years old
im ok with that. im a robot.
>0-0 and 18 years old
>>25032385
BAN HE
>>25032400
m8 that's not too bad iggy pop never even touched a girl until he was 22.
Kissed maybe 13
Fucked 7 (including one guy and one tranny :( )
18 years old slightly autistic normie
1-1 23, i regret it every single day
>>25020482
3-1 and 20 years old
35ish-1. 20 years old.
I've only ever had sex in a LTR
33 years old
Approx 20 kisses
1 fuck
(._. )
>being so much of a loser you can actually keep track of all the girls youve kissed in your life
jesus christ, guys
>>25032896
0-0
>loser
well that's nice
1-0, old enough to long for the sweet release of death
0-0-23 too. I haven't seen a psychiatrist ever but I believe I have mild autism and acute social anxiety. not comfortable when meeting new people. really not comfortable when am alone with people I know. super uncomfortable around girls. fucking excruciating when more than 5 people are looking at me.
fuck my stats look like the kda ratio of kasing over the past year.
>>25033026
i feel you man, my therapist keep pushing me to go to a bar or some other populated place and do small talk. shit like that just doesnt work man, idk what shes expecting to happen, i can just barely talk to people on skype or steam
2-1, 19
Marrying the person I've fucked.
>2-0
>22 Years old
wew lad
>>25020482
85:68
28 years old.
Somehow this comment was not original. Fucking weird.
3-2 and 18 years old
Am I normie scum?
20 ish, 3
Getting off with a girl in a club is fucking easy
0-0 23
And you are all disgusting normans.
????
4? Can't remember
19, almost 20
>>25033268
I'm much more comfortable over the internet and even sometimes borderline funny as fuck(or so I'm told). but I fail to bring that IRL and desu I don't want to even try it because that can kinda worsen your already fuck social status when you are engaging in long term interactions like university or work. and judging from what I've seen and read here and there I don't even want to see a therapist cuz they are expensive as fuck around here and usually are as good as a used condom.
>>25020482
5- ??? around 20 i suppose. 20yrs.
>inb4 normie, haven't had a non necessary to survival conversation in 2 years.
>>25033636
Reverse my kisses and fucks.
5 fucks.
Unknown to 20 kisses.
>>25033593
yea same, i can only talk freely on here or to people ive known for 5+ years without being anxious, if only it was as easy to do it irl... and yea trying it irl can definitely make it worse, ive tried it once or twice, and then decided to never do it again. also therapists, in my experience, are more like not even using a condom. im just happy they are free, for some time at least, over here and drugged me up
2-10
i dont kiss sluts
Kissed 4, fucked 3 of them.
19.
1 kiss, 0 sex, 18
That kiss was very recent too, huge confidence boost. Could life be on the turnaround? Who knows, but I can at least attempt to use the momentum in my favour.
8-5 26
>>25033909
my best wishes for you anon
>>25023628
exactly..
how many times have u heard the story "i was at a party hooking up with some wicked hot chick and i got aids : (!!"??
which one of ur friends in your fuck circle, the friends of friends etc that you fuck from has aids?? probably none of them condoms suck and smell like aids u dont need them
>>25033970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVe-F5szfEI
>>25029901
Here's your reply. This is your reply. Read this reply.
>>25033941
thank you friend, and to you as well.
>0-0
bretty gud
0:0
undefined
normies get out
>>25034156
Oh, and 22 years old
20-1
I'm 20
0-0
20 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O45MBHKI6KA
5-4 / 28 yrs
1-3
18 years old.
>>25020482
>1-1 25
It was okay. Future will be better.
30-ish kissed
4 fucked
18 years old
>>25021660
nooice!
I was straight up offered pussy by a hot qt 9.5/10 when I was 16.
I even had a crush on her. I was too fucking awkwark lad to accept it, for the life of me I can't understand why.
I was a virgin for the next 8 years, but atleast became a chad in recent years
>>25020482
11-3 and 21 two weeks from now.
>>25020906
How is this possible? Were they hired whores?
>>25020482
I once kissed a popular bitch for my school when I was drunk, didn't even know her desu. But that moment was the happiest I've had in years.
>And then I woke up
0-0, 19
>>25020482
0
0
21 years old
wait, is this still r9k?
>>25023115
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S
3-2, 19. Eh I guess it's average right?
2-4
>>25031531
Its now 58/362 = 16%
its over guys
/r9k/ is officially normie territory
>>25024409
Why did you get the herpes?
>>25025173
Literal degenerates, all these bitches with no self confidence have to wait until they're plastered to fuck a guy.
>>25020482
Lost count of how many girls I kissed, somewhere around 20.
I fucked five girls + about 6 prostitutes.
21 years old.
Wow this board is pathetic
>tfw no gf NORMIES OUT REEEEEE
>proceed to lie to eachother over something as idiotic as this
>>25020482
1-0, 18 y/o.
>>25020482
0-1
23 in 1 month
0-0 18 bla bla ba should be original now. fking bot
12-6, 23 years
The kiss is an estimate, I was drunk for some of them
Was a KV when I started posting on /r9k/ but I haven't wanted to leave, memes too dank
Technically 4-0 but 1-0 feels more truthful since the other 3 were either dares or cruel jokes.
>>25031462
>Swapped spit with over 100 girls, most of which probably strangers
>not a degenerate
Sorry but that's gross familial.
>>25035107
I'm 23 by the way.
0-0 19
bloooox
>>25020482
1 - ~20 (prostitutes)-24
>>25020482
A lot - 1
25yo
JUST
>>25020482
Kissed two, fucked two. I'm 20.
0-0 19
not really a big deal though.
Kiss:4
Fuck:3
20 year old male
>>25034876
to be fair that includes replies like this
0-0
21y male
1-0 26
WHY ARE SO MANY NORMIES ON MY BOARD?
FUCK OFF TO /SOC/ WHERE YOU BELONG RTEWREWERREERREREWTRT NORMALFAGS LEAVEVE RERE ERFWREWRE W
>>25034876
>>25031531
includes #0-0 as well so it might be less
I've actually kissed probably the same amount of boys than I have girls, mostly through spin the bottle. Number of girls I've kissed is kinda skewed too, again through spin the bottle. Anyway yeah.
>girls kissed: 15
>girls fugged: 0
>age: 20
>>25035413
>please 1-0
get off my board normie
>>25020482
5:3 and 24 years old
I've also made out with 2 guys tho.
9-3
Fun times
>>25020482
0-0 19
gtfo
>>25020812
same 2bh farn
1:0
21
I never should've kissed her, now I can't even be a kissless virgin.
>>25035597
you should have got it in so you wouldn't be here wallowing in self despair
0:0 18 i still have time tho, right?
>>25035433
UPDATE: have kissed 13 boys. I'm actually mostly straight. As I say most of them were ironic but some of them were serious.
Also I've touched more dicks than vaginas. Forgot to say no homo. Am officially a fucking faggot even though I consider myself predominantly straight.
>>25035689
maybe 1 year but already pushing it deshou
>>25035700
UPDATE: make that 15;_;
5-0 Is this that bad for a 20 year old|? I did get to 3rd base with one.
Can I redeem myself and become a born-again kissless virgin if I've kissed a girl?
>>25020482
12 - 7
25 years
kissless virgin until 23
>>25036076
no, the only salvation is to continue trying to push through until you are able to put your penis in a vagina then feel bad about how down you were on yourself in the past for it
>>25020672
Hi zach
>>25020482
5-2, 23
In a steady relationship currently.wouldn't mind fucking outside relationship
>>25035977
>>25035977
>>25035977
>>25035977
pls repsond
0-0 20
Also NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEE
>400 post thread
>robots getting BTFO
glorious
2 girls kissed
0 girls fucked
30 years old
>>25020482
Kiss - 8
Fucc- 2
24
>>25036199
you might make it
>all these 18-24 year old virgins thinking its a big deal
You morons are still kids.
1 - 0 35 years old
>>25035977
you're doing okay anon, keep pushing
>>25020482
12-3 and 25. Had the same girl for 5 years though. Fucked her thousands of times
>>25036368
WOuldnt it get boring?
0-6, 25
>i don't kiss whores
>>25036389
Not really, she's hot and I still watch porn sometimes which can help with getting in the mood. i don't really miss the "thrill" of getting with someone new because I usually failed at it.
I can picture myself getting a hooker in like 20 years once in a while but sex is hardly something I think about anymore. We just find some time every day and We both cum in like 10 minutes, not enough to get bored. Sometimes I get really horny and go for an extra hour the second time. But again she's hot and I have never had a day that I didn't want to stare at her ass or touch her.
>>25020482
13 - 7
25
idk ~18, and =9
24
>>25020482
4-4 doing ok at 22 i think, maybe
1-0
23
Been dating for 5 years and she just does not put out
>>25036648
Dude... That's an ambush... Abandon ship imediately.
>>25031531
0-0
you realize the people in this thread isn't everyone on r9k
>>25036648
So what you're just going to date her until you die? Either cheat on her or break up
>>25030843
nah, it's just the definition of words. english language and all that
>>25020482
no fucking clue - over 40
25 years old
inb4 normie ree
>>25020482
7-0 - 26 years old
dont even ask..
>>25020482
0 - 0
19
Get out you fucking faggot
>>25035977
What is considered 3rd base exactly? I've heard people define it differently.
1-0, 24
kill me now
>>25020482
0/0, age 19. Though if you differentiate this value using the L'hopital rule, I just might get a positive value.
? - 4
30
I find it easy to kiss girls when out and drunk, and I don't remember how many I've kissed... but fucking them is hard due to not having my own place.
Plus I lost my virginity when I was 26
>>25034876
We need another board where there's no normies..... Any idea
18/0
21 yo
Kind of pathetic
>>25020482
0-0, age 19
>>25020482
zero-zero and twenty-seven
4-3 27
>>25020482
17-3
27 years old.
Sigh. The 2nd number could be like 10 at least if I had some balls. I only got the 3 because they basically raped me the first time we did it.
>>25020482
0-0, [/spoiler]65
>>25020482
40ish - 28
25 years old
Nobody is going to believe me anyway so I don't know why I'm posting
>hurr fuck off chad
>>25037833
>telling autists on an image board you fucked over 30 women
>implying they weren't niggers
>implying they weren't paid whores
>autism
nice dubs btw
0-0 31
>>25020482
kissed 4 fucked 4
26 years old
>>25020482
Uncountable but if I had to put a number 25 - 1 (been with this girl for 3 years) -- 21 years old
>>25020827
>>25021443
>>25021747
Same here, lads. 0-1, 18.
>>25038704
1-0* I meant.
0-0, 27 years old
>>25020482
13 - 0, 19 years old.
Just kill me now F A M
3-1, 25 years old.
>>25020482
>0-0 22 years old ;_;
5-0 19 not original.. kek
14-3
Life on easy mode top 5% of men aka alpha Chad ay lmao
5-0-16
>>25020482
1-9, 24.
Thi is all assuming prostitutes count. Otherwise 0-0.
>>25020482
I'm three-for-three and twenty-five.
>>25020482
1-0 20
meh
>>25029013
yeah, i'm planning on marrying her once she's done with grad school
hbu :?
>>25036146
no, not zach
>>25039224
Hi me!
>>25020482
0-0
19
I don't even want sex, just a gf to kiss and cuddle.
2-0
18 y/o and going strong
>>25020482
0:0
23yo kv
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
What the fuck?
Typing some junk for orginality.
2-2-20
So this Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
>>25020482
1-0, 20 years old.
0/0 19
>Anything other than 0/0
>posting here
Normies gtfo.
Also,
>ratio
>not posting with a division sign ( / or : ) as that is what a ratio is
>>25020482
7 kissed/26 fucked
23 year of age
0-0 18 desu
>>25020482
0-0
if your score isnt 0-0 you are not a robot, you are a normie and you should get the FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD
1:0, 23 years old
The kiss was when I was 16
>>25040765
>-3 kissed/6 gorillion fucked
>9 years of age.
Unless you are a woman, in which case this is ridiculously low.
8 - 0, 21 years old
I've fucked up somewhere.
>>25020482
0/0
18 Yrs tbqh
over 30
around 13
24yo
still feel sexually frustrated tbqh mi familia
>>25020482
>0/0 ratio when I'm 20 years old today
I want all the *teens to get out while you can.
0-0 25
life is pain
>>25020482
1-1 20
>Matched on Tinder
>Second base on the 1st date
>Third base on the 2nd second date
>Hit a homerun on the 3rd date
>Met her parents on the 4th date
>Hit a homerun on the 5th date
>Now wants to spend new year's eve together
Just be yourself.
All it took for me was moving to a city, 1.5 years of using tinder, okc, pof and countless other dating sites... Countless hours of swiping, hundreds of hours of talking to girls via text, 5 first dates with women/girls who ended up not being interested and many depressed weeks.
0-0-21 GTFO NORMIEE
k-f: 13-4
a:19
>>25020727
Enjoy killing yourself.
>>25020482
0-0 22
Please kill me
>>25020662
>>25021000
>>25034183
>>25043564
We should be best friends.
>>25020482
0-0, 26
3-3
22 years old
All three were prostitutes
Kissed 5, Slept with 3
Can't remember exactly how many I've kissed..
Let's say
35 kisses to 15 fucks
I'm 24
With 5 people and many times everyday over the course of 4 years with my girlfriend.
Fucked 4 women and my girlfriend many times every other day over the span of 4 years.
3-1 18yo
The one in both sides was an ex girlfriend
The other two kisses were a girl I made out with at a club and my current girlfriendCyborg here
>>25020482
6-0 19
too good to fuck these losers
>>25020482
0 / 0 Feels bad man
>Not original
>>25020482
4-1
22
14-5 24
70 (at the very least) -4 (2 were dudes though, lets not talk about that), 21
shit, maybe im waay more normie than i thought. i lost count by the time i was 15. but this is pprobably because im irish and this is just the way things go
Like 5-3 I'm 22 and am a wagekek robot
2-1, 21
>>25035066
You've had sex but have never kissed someone?
Was it a hooker or something?
>>25030225
>Wish there was a drug to make that feeling last forever
there is
>>25031884
>everyone gets debt in college
no, if you're worth anything then your parents paid. sucks to have deadbeat parents I guess
>>25020482
1-0-31
>>25020482
1-0 19
whatever
>>25020482
0-0
20 years old
If you've kissed a girl please fuck off
>>25020482
>50
25, 27 if you include hookers.
Not even a chad. Just 6'2 and used to drink alot at parties and have good game. You robots are fucking funny for me to see, makes me feel really good about my self desu. I've had 4 threesomes too all the bad kind tho
