>Another year has passed
>no gf
It's not even the 31st yet.
>another year has almost past
>still a NEET on the bux
>>25353198
you still have 2 days left to acquire gf
>>25353313
I didn't get a girl for 363 days, why do you think I will get one now?
who /momhascancer/ here?
>>25353172
Thanks for remind me, OP
Everyone gets cancer eventually. It's actually fucked up how common that shit is
yeah my mom got a brain tumor
i hoped to christ she'd die and in the hospital when we went to visit her i was wishing she'd die but i didnt tell her because id be kicked out
she ended up living and i was kicked out anyways at 18
i reget not telling her i wished she died right before her operation
i didnt even want to go i was busy playing games
Hey /r9k/.
I'm asking one last favor..
Does anyone know what a overdose of asthma medication, primarily Ventolin(albuterol) would do to me?
Thanks.
if youre trying to kill yourself, what you want is allergy medication like benadryl
>>25353135
op here
all i need to know is if 166 dosages is enough
>>25353123
An overdose of albuterol can be fatal. Overdose symptoms may include nervousness, headache, tremor, dry mouth, chest pain or heavy feeling, rapid or uneven heart rate, pain spreading to the arm or shoulder, nausea, sweating, dizziness, seizure (convulsions), feeling light-headed or fainting.
My wife is in labor and our child (male) is due within the next 2 hours.
I'm freaking out and my wife won't speak to me. She is just screaming infidelities and swearing.
Dubs decide what I call my son. Sorry for the dumb picture, I'm on my phone.
Name him shampoo
get a paternity test, it's not likely to be yours.
>>25352892
are you sure its yours?
dubs names it pepe
How easy do you think her life is?
Would you want to be her?
Easiest easy mode. She has a vagina, she's white, she's blonde and has blue eyes with a pretty and proportional face
Yes, who wouldn't?
>>25352877
dude
but dude
think about all the make up she has put on!
life's not easy for a girl you know...
>>25352908
Guys with non linear tastes (no preference or aversion to that "conventional" type) are usually the best and most exciting men
The most mundane and stupid men are attracted greatly to the basic pretty girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzjD_5HYnD4
>>25352802
FUCKING CRINGE AT THE END
Disappointing to see so many guys say yes
>>25352904
this. what a bunch of racemixing degenerates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKVB-4YglNY
>>25352767
name 1 woman leader
>>25352907
Merkel
>>25352907
Maggie Thatch
>kissless virgin
>go to college
>major in philosophy
>want to become a teacher
>achieve qt blonde girlfriend
>study hard for three years
>suddenly come down with schizo
>lose girlfriend
>drop out of college
>work at a coffeeshop for a while in my hometownComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25352753
the idea behind disability is that you can't work because you're so fucked in the head, so it's sort of counter-productive to get a job as it will decrease your benefits earnings.
that sucks pretty hard OP, sounds like something you should speak with a psychiatrist about.
also I'd recommend learning a trade, you don't need to be smart or sociable to do most of them and they'll still pay a healthy amount of money because people are too lazy to learn how to change their oil / unclog their toilet / etc
>>25352753
Can't you get medication for that shit?
A qt offers your a 2 second kiss or a 5 second hug, which do you choose?
>>25352697
Are you retareded?
2 second kiss so I can lose my kiss virginity.
kiss
I've had a hug before
1 sec penetration
Goodnight robot9001
Bye OP
Goodnight beautiful one1
Ta-ta sweetheart don't let the bed bugs bite tonight
I'm officially a robot. I'm officially done trying to find a fucking girlfriend. I'm a 8/10 and I can say looks don't matter AT ALL. It's all about your personality and I still can't find a girl despite my good looks.
Date a trap senpai
Better in all the ways
No one is in need of a woman tbqh
>>25352155
I don't give a shit anymore. I can't find a girl despite looking like this. It's a fucking joke.
>>25352112
>I'm a 8/10
No you're not.
Do you believe in magic /r9k/?
>>25351964
according to Clarke's Law, very very advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
No. Its like by definition not real. There is tons of weird, spooky shit in the world, and none of it can be called magic, but to the untrained eye it appears to be magic.
>>25352093
IT DOES IN A YOUNG GIRLS HEART
I sharted in 7 pairs of pants tonight and am now forcedt to wrap my bottom half in an old blanket.
Life is cozy.
>>25351906
>"I hate how the definition of sex is as arbitrary as gender stereotypes!"
Yup, that's definitely something a 5-year old would say.
God this comic is so overtly just a soapbox and the child character is so obviously a mouthpiece for the author's biological/psychological/political views it's disgusting. It's so blatant and bald-faced with no tact and subtlety.
>>25351906
>not spending the evening perched atop the porcelain throne
It is truly the robot's sanctuary.
>>25351906
This is quite possibly the worst laid out comic I have ever seen.
HELP
I've got an interview with the Australian military next week and I need to sound as much like a sporty chad as possible
I'm worried they'll ask me questions about my social life and I'm not going to have anything to show. Where do you go from here?
How do you stop being a neckbeard?
>>25351197
Just keep your answers short, and don't sperg out. It's the army they'll take you unless you're completely inept. You're not exactly going for a people-person position
does the army really care if you don't play sports
>>25351197
Ask them how they lost a war to a bunch of emus lmao
>women under 5'5"
short grills>tall grills
its a primal instinct to desire a female who is shorter than yourself
>>25350717
no it isn't u fuckin pleb
>>25350717
>its a primal instinct to desire a female who is shorter than yourself
Which means only manlets should want short girls.
5'9" is the perfect female height.