A qt offers your a 2 second kiss or a 5 second hug, which do you choose?
>>25352697
Are you retareded?
2 second kiss so I can lose my kiss virginity.
kiss
I've had a hug before
1 sec penetration
>>25352697
A singer who writes her own songs and doesn't read market research studies before dressing in the morning.
That's what I choose.
>>25352697
>2 second kiss
>wanting to get get herpes from the whores we call modern day "sexually liberated" women
I'll take the hug.
>>25352697
Hug. Intimate hugs are better for me than kissing.
>>25352697
.3 sec penetration, no eye contact, possibility for an extra .4 seconds of penetration if I promise to never tell anyone and give her $500
>>25352697
id prefer to kiss swifty's legs desu
the hug thanks, I'll squeeze her tits till she yelps
I'll lick her asshole. .
>>25352756
Do you know hookers exist
>>25352697
i...i'd choose the huge lads...
>>25352697
Hug, I don't think anyone would want to kiss me
>How bout a half second fuck?
>>25353575
wHat is that word
I'd rather have her saying "i love you" for 10 seconds, then i would record it on my phone and watch it every night and cry
>>25354163
My metaphorical brother of african descent.
>>25352697
i don't think i've had a hug that was 5 seconds long so i'll go with that
>>25352697
Five second hug
Hugs > kisses
Hell I like hugs more than I like sex
>>25352718
/thread tbqo (to be quite original)
>>25352697
hug her hard so her boobs get all squished and my penie touches her
>>25354207
Then you must be a pretty bad kisser.
A good kiss can make someone's year.
>>25352738
You haven't had a good, intimate, passionate kiss then.
>>25354163
http://youtu.be/qXo3NFqkaRM
Love, anon
I think I'd rather a hug. Its longer and a kiss would be too much too soon.
>>25352697
I pick the 0 second get the fuck away from me.
She is obviously try to steal my wallet.
>>25352707
this desudesu original
>>25352697
A hug. I could really benefit from a hug these days.
>>25353575
Hookers aren't qt though
The hug
I would like to only kiss people I am romantically involved with.
>>25354483
>doesnt reply to the man
>replies to the woman
C U C K E D
>>25352697
if it was taylor herself I would honestly ask for her to put two hands on my shoulders, look me straight in the eyes and then knee me in the balls as hard as she could
Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta." Now maybe you've seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, hallowed be his name. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Now this isn't a "get pasta quick scheme". I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini, but what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Not too impressive, like I said, it's on my iphone, but it's real. So, I'm gonna give you the three most important things you can do today. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don't be a crooked noodle.
Hug. A kiss would be too much to handle and id probably fall in love or some shit.
>>25354408
No shit, faggot. Where do you think you are ? On facebook ?
>>25352697
I'd tell her to fuck off, that's the most pathetic, patronising thing I've ever heard.
