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I'm officially a robot. I'm officially done trying
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I'm officially a robot. I'm officially done trying to find a fucking girlfriend. I'm a 8/10 and I can say looks don't matter AT ALL. It's all about your personality and I still can't find a girl despite my good looks.
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Date a trap senpai
Better in all the ways
No one is in need of a woman tbqh
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>>25352155
I don't give a shit anymore. I can't find a girl despite looking like this. It's a fucking joke.
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>>25352112
>I'm a 8/10
No you're not.
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>>25352274
>8/10

maybe girls are turned off by your arrogance?

you look average to me also
>dark hair
>dark eyes
>>white
>>>non-white claiming 8/10 LOL

but what do I know
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>>25352274
I'm a 5/10 or 6/10 guy. Bald/tall/white/green eyes/30yo

I get girlfriends/laid whenever I want and have done so before and after losing the hair. Skinny fat body, too. I'm lazy.

Just notice the girl that's into you - you can tell she's into you because she'll stare at you, smile a lot, ask you question and try to engage with you in any way she can. Also look for her looking away when you catch her gaze or stare at her yourself to see if she's interested. How she reacts will be fucking obvious.

Next step, have a couple drinks to take the beta edge off and hit on her. I've slept with a lot of fucking women doing this very simple strategy.

It's not hard and it works every fucking time. Just get out there and meet new people until one is interested. You don't have to deal with blatant rejection and if you *do*, then you've met a crazy cunt you don't want to deal with anyway. I've actually had a couple bitches throw out that they won't sleep with me or that I don't have a shot with them before I ever made any moves at all. Just be nice, be interesting, have fun, and hit on the bitches that obviously want you.

If a tall, bald, ugly motherfucker like myself can get laid easily, you obviously can.

...unless you're a manlet and/or a true r9k faggot.
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>>25352977
Not OP, but how the hell do you get a girl to be interested in you? I have never had a girl hold a conversation up EVER. I always have to work my ass off to get them to say ANY goddam thing.

It's not this easy bro. Also Im easily a 7/10.
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>>25352977
>the girl that's into you
I'm stuck on this step, sensei.
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>>25352112
>8/10
I'm dying laughing
this thread might be legendary
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>>25353374
... And I killed it.
Ops a faggot
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>>25352112
you don't have good looks
you never had good looks
you just think you did

its O.K. we all went thru it once

the truth hurts
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>>25352274
tfw someone posts a picture of you on a 4chan thread you didn't make : (
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>>25354144
Nice one, OP. Pretending it's not you who made this thread after everyone tells you you're not a 8/10.
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>>25352274
>8/10
KYS holy fucking shit
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>>25353343
>7/10
post pics
OP just proved we cant trust your numbers
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>>25354532
>>25353374
>>25352306
>>25352278
Okay, maybe that was a bad cringy pic but I really am an 8/10, looks aren't a disadvantage in my case.
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>>25354898
lol you just look like a regular dude, maybe a little below average. I don't think a lot of females would go out of their way to mess with you because of the hair, eye brows, face, nose, eyes, lips. Just not a good combo overall
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OP looks pretty decent to me. I don't know about 8/10, but I'm a dude so I can't judge these things perfectly.

But if you think you're so attractive you probably feel entitled to girls approaching you and that just makes you come off as a fag. Unless you're the perfect male specimen you have to try.
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>>25352112
>I'm a 8/10 and I can say looks don't matter AT ALL
Haha nope.

This sounds as coherent as
>I'm done with trying to buy a lamborghini
>I'm a billionaire but money doesn't work
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>>25354898

eyebrows are all over the place.
small facial hairs spread around like prepubescent pubes
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>>25352112
There are 8/10 robots, you arent one.
You dont look ugly though, just average, so a girl will see you as below average
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>>25355013
>prepubescent pubes
Dude are you serious
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>>25355075
Back to leddit you fucking faggot
You know what he meant
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>>25355065
My facial features are definitely above average. I've been rated 8/10 on /soc/ rate threads.
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>>25355258

>/soc/

Yeah, /soc/ works on a 4 point scale, 6 being the lowest possible, 10 being the highest.
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>>25355013
>prepubescent pubes
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>>25354958
>maybe a little below average

If this guy is a little below average, I am fucked.

I've always considered myself like a 6. If that's a 4 ... I should just kill myself, innit?
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>>25355740
somebody else confirm
is op anything less than a 6?
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>>25355967

OP is a 5. Too bad I am a 3.5.
Rip.
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>>25352274
You're 6/10 at best. The sooner you accept this and stop being delusional, the better.
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>>25352274
>8/10
You're the perfect example of average looking.
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>>25354898
Weak jaw, no cheek bones, bumpy nose, nose brow ridge, brown eyes. What made you think that you're good-looking, anon?
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>>25354898
Dude, you're not 8/10. You're barely 5/10.
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>>25354958
IF HE IS BELOW AVERAGE I AM LITERALLY FUCKING FUCKED
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>>25352112
>>25355967

/soc/ girls rated me 6/10 and I look similar to OP, with dark hair/eyes etc. However, he has better complexion and slightly better bone structure. Therefore, OP is probably 7/10 but could be an 8 if he got /fit/.
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>>25356214
On the other hand, I have stronger eyebrows and fuller beard, so that may contribute. I can't get a girlfriend either.
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>>25355258
You're delusional. We're telling you how it is. You're 5/10.
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>>25355264
That's not true. I'm >>25356214 and 90% of the other men in the thread were rated 3-5/10
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>>25352274
>8/10
You share a lot of facial similarities with this self-professed "good-looking alpha gentleman"
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>>25356290
Elliot had lower bodyfat %
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>>25354898
GOD DAMN IM SEEING DOUBLE

hold up a glass like this so we can see
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>>25352274
7/10 at best but that's not an issue
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>>25356191
His mommy maybe
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>>25352112
>>25352274

I am also an 8/10 cats fan. Too bad we're both ugly people desu senpai
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>>25356206
If you're that ugly, you won't get fucked though
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