HELP
I've got an interview with the Australian military next week and I need to sound as much like a sporty chad as possible
I'm worried they'll ask me questions about my social life and I'm not going to have anything to show. Where do you go from here?
How do you stop being a neckbeard?
>>25351197
Just keep your answers short, and don't sperg out. It's the army they'll take you unless you're completely inept. You're not exactly going for a people-person position
does the army really care if you don't play sports
>>25351197
Ask them how they lost a war to a bunch of emus lmao
>>25351197
they ask you basic things, they don't dig into your personal life, don't come off crazy and give them eye contact.
>>25351197
tell them you're transexual and you'll get in easy, quotas need to be filled
>>25351263
how do you practice eye contact?
>>25351384
Stare down an emu
>>25351384
keep control over your breathing, and don't stare but you your focus on their face more specifically the T in their head which is above the nose and in between their eyebrows
>>25351603
>but you your focus
i fucked that up i meant *but keep your focus
>>25351500
This.
Originality mode go.
>>25351262
>>25351500
I thought this was a bully safe zone?
>>25351262
>>25351500
>Implying amerifats can take the evil emu empire down
I'll like to see you niggers try
>>25352198
get fucked australia
>>25352496
get fucked america
What job are you going for m8?
>>25351197
Tell them that the reason you're going into military is to be with like-minded, determined people doing something that matters and that you can't stand to be around people who used to be your friends because they are doing nothing with their lives.
Do this in a manner not too licking up to the military guys and in a manner not too hostile to the civilians.
TEAM SPORTS ANON
LIE ABOUT DOING TEAM SPORTS
Australian army is all about fucking team sports. Thats what they expect and what they want to hear from you.
TEAM
FUCKING
SPORTS
THAT MEANS DA FOOTY.
Is this your you session or assessment day?
>>25352630
Artillery
It's interesting to me, I don't mind the bad shit other guys have said about it and it's priority so I'm more likely to get in faster which is important.
>>25352705
>Why do you want to join the military
>I can't imagine doing anything else with my life right now. I see the military with their motivated and determined people and all the good they do and it really inspires me to be a part of it. I don't want just a job, I want something I can dedicate the rest of my life to and the military is what interests me.
How's that?
>>25352745
Fuck. I know that...
I'm hoping they'll give me a pass if I say I played Union in school and help coach a golf program
>>25351197
i was 4RAR, your not getting in champ.
>>25354286
why?
I love the jews
>>25351197
Did the interview a while back.
Sport is important, specifically team sport
>>25352891
Its called JOES day faggot, job option evaluation. jesus there's some faggots here talking out their asses, again i tell you op your not getting in, you visit rr9k. your not exactly likely to be yes sir, no sir materiel and they will see this.
>>25354317
what do jews have to do with shit idiot?
>>25351197
play some minecraft and eat heeto's, they love that shit
>>25354356
I love the jews
Oh man, I sure support Israel
Can I join yet?
>>25354416
your shit makes no sense, get that fuck out right now cunt. or just go be a jew..
>>25354474
That's because a bottle of wine costs $6
$6!!!
Why was I not made aware of this before?
>>25353217
Kk, good luck senpai
>>25354338
Its either you session or assessment day you fucking poof.
Good luck op
>>25351197
good one goy.
A true Patriot you will become. Honored with your death we make more money, good good ;)
>>25355484
>I WANT TO BE DEAD WITH MY FRIENDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cCUb3yIuyQ
>Australian military
