My wife is in labor and our child (male) is due within the next 2 hours.
I'm freaking out and my wife won't speak to me. She is just screaming infidelities and swearing.
Dubs decide what I call my son. Sorry for the dumb picture, I'm on my phone.
Name him shampoo
get a paternity test, it's not likely to be yours.
>>25352892
are you sure its yours?
dubs names it pepe
>>25352892
Huxley
>>25352892
Optimus Prime
>>25352944
GG is it too late to abort him?
>>25352944
Excelenntttttt
Will, after me.
>>25352944
Thank you anon.
Checked.
>>25352940
This
>>25352940
it is mine. I was tested.
>>25352944
Your dubs requested a paternity test. It is mine.
>>25352955
That name is wayyy too long.
Edward Jacob Harry Albus Severus *whatever your last name is*
>>25352955
Dubs confirms abortion
>>25352963
fuck you
the name is pepe
>>25352892
Chad
Let him live the normie life
Brad, the 80s Chad.
>>25352944
>>25352966
what will it be?
>>25352892
Culerito
>>25352950
Re roll
Oc
A true robot would name his son Nerevar
>>25352892
Sheldon
>>25352966
winrar
the child shall become a tumblrfag
>>25352892
obvious choice is Chad or something worse like Chadley
in seriousness, Michael. Thats my name and I think it's swell
gayelord
>>25352966
that's so long.....
>>25352996
Chad is a possibility desu...fampai
>>25352944
Stacy
>check em
>>25352892
Dongus
Nameblox
>>25353021
phail
kek
Thaddeus, after the legend himself.
>>25353044
Nice job dude!
>>25352892
Bane
Bigblox
>>25353044
OK. Sounds like we have a winner.
Thad has a ring to it
>>25353044
we've done it
>>25352944
>>25352955
why do i get the feeling the latter is a better name?
"Hey goodgameisittoolatetoaborthim. How was school?"
Some androgynous name such as Jamie or Riley.
http://babynames.allparenting.com/babynames/Ideas/Top_50_Unisex_Baby_Names/
Guaranteed he'll get teased in school and toughen up.
>>25352892
Sue
>>25353006
yeah but its progressive and incorporates all the important culture names of the last 5 years.
or you could be like every bogan slut in straya and call him brax like that hot tough, but sentimental faggot off home and away
>>25352892
Jace
>>25353096
brax?
that's a real name?
>>25353104
at least he killed vegeta
>>25353104
alternatively, Tace Kiber
Xorxux
Eliot Rogers
>>25353109
short for braxton. in about 15 years there will be mass amounts of 18 year old aussie boys called brax. fuck this bogan country man
>>25352892
Sepiroth
>>25353133
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN TENDIES
>>25352944
>>25353044
>>25353133
op better follow through
>>25353133
I still think the little shit should be aborted.
>>25353133
>>25353164
Fuck yeah make sure you buy him a gun when he goes to college. The supreme gentlemen has been reborn.
>>25352989
I want to name a daughter Yuu N'Wah [lastname]
>>25353133
Thaddeus > Eliot Rogers
>>25353148
fuckin ew. irl shitposting
>>25353133
Man you wasted it.
Could of went for
>Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
>not naming him Wojak
>nearly 2017
come on, people
>>25353044
Chaddeus
>>25353774
Underrated film
>>25353909
it's actually beloved and commonly referenced by reddit
>>25352892
Jeremiah will be his name
>>25352892
gratz op
name him Kylo Ren
>>25353926
Too bad a bunch of faggots like it.
>>25352892
Name it Tyrone Jr, you cuck faggot
his name is pepe. op better name
his fucking kid after a dead meme cause he promised
>>25352892
If you name your son "Master," everyone will have to address him that way. Teachers, employers, friends, enemies, everybody.
For a daughter the equivalent would be "M'lady."
>>25352892
>being on your phone posting on 4chan as your wife is in labor
a fitting start to the modern parenting experience
>>25352892
>Dubs decide what I call my wife's son.
ftfy, cuck
If this gets dubs, can I call his middlename?
I want his middle name to be "cuckson"
Abandon ship. Gtfo of there drive to Canada
fuck off normie
you won't deliver anyway
>>25352892
Jayquon
His biological dad is probably a nigger anyway.
