Is there a better burger joint?
Shake Shack and In-N-Out are both better chains.
i've never been because its in a trendy street and i always see an army of normies through the windows, what makes it so special?
>>25454587
>In-N-Out
Indeeeeeeeeed.
>at dinner table
>sister says "wanna here some facts about Hitler?"
>he starts regurgitating information from her "top ten facts" videos that she always watches
>they are all horribly flawed and bias
>just sit there like a kuck and don't say anything or lib family will go apeshit
>mfw
jesus fuck shit like this makes me so mad. my stupid liberal sister thinks shes fucking progressive in her first year of college. shes already getting involved with black dudes.
both sides of american politics hate hitler and i LOVE defending him. I don't even get into the weird shit, just obvious logical facts, and people lose their shit. idgaf nigga ftp
Fuck your lib family you should have said something coward.
I want to hear your life story, /r9k/ tell me why you are here.
Remember this is all anonymous and just fucking let it out.
>Bullier through entire schooling.
>Didn't develop social skills
>No friends
>Developed depression and anxiety
>Work Casual at a super market while living with my parents
>24th Birthday not long ago
>Virgin
>Maxed in RuneScape
That's my life, anon.
>started off a pretty normal kid, had a good best friend in first grade through 4th, we both did autistic nerdy shit
>parents get divorced
>move to school for 5th grade
>never felt like I fit in again
>depression hit hard 9th grade - drop out
>NEET for 2 years, get a job to not look like a lazy cunt
>can't hold jobs, go back to school
>depressed...
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good shit being maxed in runescape man, dope discipline I couldn't handle that shit for that long.
what you tryna do in the future?
How do I move to a big city from a small as fuck rural town with no college?
I suggest a truck.
>>25453913
Here's a step-by-step guide. Follow it closely and you can't fail
>Get into car with all desired belongings and a full tank of gas
>Follow your closest highway (preferably south) for any desired 2 digit number of miles, then take a random exit.
>Keep driving, do not stop.
>Randomly take roads that seem smaller and more "out of the way"
>Once...
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>>25454135
I didn't say I wanted to go to a small town
Met some Chad bros on Omegle who gave me advice on how to not to give a fuck about women. Why don't you just pump and dump a qt at a grocery store? They're literally easier than a bar slut.
Now go slay some pussy, robots!
bump. Omegle bro.
>>25453915
Ayy whats up
>>25453945
thread filled with just us. this is going to go well.
I'm on 345 mg of DXM and I feel like I'm just on the edge of making a big discovery, I did 300 yesterday, should I take the remainder that I have (555 mg)?
Someone please respond.
I'm going to take 555 mg more and see if I can break my mind in 10 minutes.
Unless someone gives me a good reason not to.
Alright gonna take some more, let's see if I change as a human being.
Don't hurt yourself, please. DXM made it really hard for me to type when I tried it.
no /comfy/ thread? let's fix that.
http://www.rainymood.com/
post your comfy
>>25454459
It's 3:30 am here right now.
Just chilling at my desk, vaping, listening to some chill electronic music, and browsing r9k.
Could really go for some coffee, but I want to be in bed soon.
>>25454459
For you autistic people like me who prefer vidya music to actual music: http://vip.aersia.net/vip-mellow.swf
>>25454459
Bob ross is pretty /comfy/ to watch and listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdr4t7cQW2U
Is there such a thing as being too short for a girl?I'm 5 feet tall. Is that too short? I feel like guys like short girls but not too short, maybe 5'4" is an ideal height?
Only too short if you aren't tall enough to give a bj.
If you're actually a girl, then you're just here for attention.
If you've spent more than 5 minutes on /r9k/, you'd know that everyone like short girls.
>>25454322
Will you dress up as a Catholic schoolgirl and call me "daddy"? If so that's a fine height.
I just turned 18 an hour ago. Have been lurking the board since I was 15 so it feels good to finally be truthful about my age.
It's weird thinking I'm legally an adult and will be treated as an adult for now on. Does it ever get less weird?
Anyway as you can guess from the thread title my dad split town when I was born, and I will most likely never meet him. My step dad is a complete asshole and I hope he dies.
This board and /pol/ have pretty much been my father figure for the last few years as sad as it sounds, but have in return given me a...
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>/r9k/ and /pol/ are your father figures
You are most likely one fucked up individual.
>>25453883
That is very true
>>25453936
My only advice is to get out and to never come back. Maybe you can fix some of the damage.
Hypothetically, say you want to get a sword, like this one for example.
http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=ANR9&name=Albion+Trajan+Gladius
Expertly made by one of the best high quality sword makers out there. It costs 800 dollars.
OK, you got a Mcjob now, if you put aside a little bit of money each paycheck, you will save up. But you got bills to pay and gas and food to buy... so lets put aside... say, 10 dollars each paycheck, and you get payed every 2 weeks. That's 10 for every 14 days.
800 divided by 10 is 80, that's the number...
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its called credit kid jesus christ
>>25453623
>borrowing money to pay for things you don't really need.
>>25453667
I wouldnt call a person who buys swords my friend desu senpai
Is there anyone more cucked than black men into asian girls?
Asian men into asian girls
>>25453569
Yes.
Asian men into Asian girls.
>>25453569
Indian man into White girls.
Guys...
I got my dick sucked for the first time today.
This is coming from a KHHV from November.
There IS hope. You CAN find girls just as weird and kinky as you.
I believe in you guys
shut the fuck up lmao
>>25453563
Grindr also exists and is filled with people who will suck your dick
>>25453583
I just wanted to give hope to some of the people in this hell ;-;and brag a bit, not going to lie. This is kinda big for the average autist
>tfw no fap
>tfw want to pound anything
>tfw started a week ago
>tfw /vp/ posts fetishes
>tfw when my friend qnd I talked about our love of Chi Chi from DBZ and how she is a sexy Asian anime milf
>tfw can't fap
>tfw dhjdkiii hekozlfjehhwhajkxjd
Need help faggots I can't screw this up.
>>25453525
I just want a cute girl to move in my area then I can stop fapping without stress.
>>25453525
>started nofap on Dec 30
>urges starting to get worse
My record is 15 days, then I actually made myself cum hands free. It was cool but then I couldn't stop fapping for two weeks afterward.
Going for noporn too, nor really counting random images I see on /r9k/ because it's hardly ever my type of thing. If it is, though, I won't enter the thread.
Day 8 here, cant stop feeling that I've never been loved before. At least now I'm making an effort to fix this.
How do I hurt people?
I've been extremely nice my entire life, but I'd like to start being mean. The only problem is, I don't know how to be mean to people, especially women.
Should I just work out and get strong enough that I can yell insults in people's faces without fear of them fighting back?
What kinds of specific things do say to people, man or woman?
i find that backhanded compliments work the best with girls. always call her fat, even if shes not. every girl is insecure about her weight. ugly, fake, and stupid are big insecurities also. demeaning them and making them feel dumb is the easiest way to make girls cry. with guys, it usually works to question their sexuality or masculinity ((unless of course, theyre actually gay)). although, most guys tend to want to fight instead of cry like girls.
depends on what kind of mean you want to be. You can beat people (get strong first) and just physically abuse them. you can erode peoples confidence with constent judgment and insults.or you can be a sarcastic. Or if you really dont like them build their trust getting them to give you there secrets and then you let them all out you make it so you ruin every aspect of their life.
>>25453597
I recall being mean to my weeaboo lab partner earlier in fall semester. I was pointing out every small mistake or hesitation she made, as if she shouldn't go into science.
I was most surprised by her positive reaction to it.
Today is my birthday!
Can I get some (You)'s so I don't kill myself?
here is your (you) anon
>>25453922
SuckIf I've performed this right, the (You) will line up with the "suck" to form a phrase.
>>25453922 SuckI fucked it up. 2nd times the charm