Is there such a thing as being too short for a girl?I'm 5 feet tall. Is that too short? I feel like guys like short girls but not too short, maybe 5'4" is an ideal height?
Only too short if you aren't tall enough to give a bj.
If you're actually a girl, then you're just here for attention.
If you've spent more than 5 minutes on /r9k/, you'd know that everyone like short girls.
>>25454322
Will you dress up as a Catholic schoolgirl and call me "daddy"? If so that's a fine height.
>>25454322
There's nothing wrong with it, but there is something wrong with height rooted insecurity.
Weaknesses are only weaknesses when you treat them as such.
PLS BE MY GF
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Depends on if I can pat you on the head.
>>25454322
I find short girlswith huge titsvery attractive.How big are yours?
No there is not. Kim Kardashian is 5'0 and is considered by many to be the most bangable woman alive.
>implying that he's not a 5 foot trap
I'm 4'8"
Bigger people scare me but I kind of need as tall a guy as possible or my kids are fucked.
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>>25454460
I think OP is wondering more about relationship possibilities rather than being fetishized, though.
>>25454322
A large percentage of men have a preference for short women.
They're a lot more fun to bang, that's for sure.
>>25454474
>I'm 4'8"
how often do you get mistaken for a child
>>25454450
I'm pretty flat tbqh but I've been told I have a fat ass
My mother is 5'7 and I feel disgust when I notice how small she is.
Womanlets need to be euthanized.
Height isn't a factor for most guys. I dated a grill your height for a while. These days I'd avoid you like the plague because I'm a manlet myself (5'7) and have since become aware of how much of a defect it is, so wouldn't want to impose it on my descendants. But most guys don't think too hard about the effects their mate will have on their kids, so you're alright.
I JUST WANT A SHORT GF
I WANT TO PICK HER UP AND PUT HER DOWN AND LET HER LAY ON TOP OF ME
>>25454476
Most of the time those would be the same thing. I will admit that height and race are exceptions. I can see guys being put off of the idea their sons may be short and /or not white. If you're 5ft and have tall family members, I wouldn't mind. Would date anyways before I could find that out.
6'1 here, Id say 4'8 is lowest Id go
It's a borderline height, it really depends if you look like a really tall midget or you have normal proportions, like if you look like you have long legs compared to your torso
5'4" to 5'7" is generally considered the "ideal" height for women.
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>>25454522
Then why don't you go to /soc/, if all you care about is getting into a relationship with a girl?
>>25454528
Fetishizing and relationships are interchangeable for most people? That's really saddening.
>>25454497
A fairly regular basis.
>>25454522
This is so fucking annoying, random people just picking you up like a doll.
>>25454474
would you accept my 5'10'' of sweetness?
>>25454565
It might be annoying, but it's cute because you're cute.
>>25454608
Imposing your shitty anime fantasies onto an actual human being is really not cute.
>>25454565
desu if I dated you I'd probably pick you up at random times and carry you around, just seems like it'd be fun. I think one of the downsides to very short girls like yourself is that guys would look like a perv for dating someone so small and childlike in appearance. I'd still do it though.
>>25454322
I knew a girl that was 4'11'', pretty cute. You'll reach the peak of cuteness during the time you're preggers. After that it's tiny milf mode.
>>25454596
Better than shorter, but taller is better for me.
>>25454608
Maybe but having it done without a heads up by random people, is really demeaning. I've been semi-kidnapped because of this.
>>25454635
Dating is different, still annoying but if it was a bf picking me up and carrying me I could get used to it. I know what you mean about people thinking you're a pedo though.
>>25454682
I'm 6' 3"
we could make completely average height children
>>25454682
yeah like Im like 2 fucking heads bigger than you and you dont want to accept my cum, fuck you bitch.
old women that are unnecessarily small are repulsive desu
Personally the only thing that'd be too short for me is when it starts affecting you physically. Like, we're talking deformities, affecting motor control, dwarfism basically. Don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna just hold scorn for someone for something they can't help like that, but if I had the choice I'd go for around 4'8 to 5'3. Granted, I'm 5'7 myself, so I gravitate towards shorter ladies regardless.
>>25454757
Sorry but I'm being serious, I need as tall as possible, i.e. a lebron james with 12'' cock
>>25454799
damn you woman and your smallness needing extremes to offset it
nice reference tho
no such thing op
just don't be obese.
>>25454322
Shorter girls somehow tend to be more feminine than their taller counterparts. I don't know why
>>25454474
Your sons will still be fucked, do not have any. I want to die.
>>25454682
Friendly reminder that being that height you will end up like this in a near future
>6'7"
>tfw fetish for small girls(but not dwarfism)
p-pls respond to my calls
>>25454757
That's pretty good I think. 6+ is like the bare minimum.
>>25454839
If I could choose to I'd only have girls. Not up to me though.
being short is better.it's so qt.
I'm considered short (5'11") so I compensate with short women (5'3" or shorter). I don't want children though since I don't want to my manlet offspring to feel bad about their height like I do
>>25454904
>I'm considered short (5'11")
literal average height
>>25454917
I live in a land of giants and lanklets anon. Imagine how bad I feel when a 6'3" guy walks past me.
I'm 5'11 and girls a foot shorter who are very thin are my FETISH.
>>25454559I-I like head pats.
I'm also 5'.
>>25455013
are you from some gay part of europe
I will literally drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to pat the adorable head a cute 5' tall thin girl's picture faxed to a receipt printing machine at a gas station
>>25455173
>tfw no 5' gf to cuddle with and fall asleep together with her head on my chest and my hand on her head
So how much do you like headpats?
>>25454474
[heavy breathing intensifies]
>>25454474
6'2 here but even if i'd fuck and impregnate you, your children will still end up being fuckedin a different way :^)
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>>25455281
enjoy your beta headpats, womanlet
>tfw 5'6, the perfect height
not a dwarf, and not a giant
>>25455281
I mostly like the hair ruffle thing, like if someone thinks I'm cute and they smile down at me and ruffle my hair like I'm a kid. I have short hair and it's really soft.
>typing this out is making me feel
>>25454852
>202cm
>tfw you know short, flat girls not attracted to your height
>tfw you'll never have a short gf to carry on your shoulder in crowd to protect her
>tfw you'll never have a short gf and give her a piggy back ride home after a night of heavy drinking and carry her to bed and wish her goodnight
>tfw you'll never have a short gf who can sit cozy in between your legs when your sitting down watching tv
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>>25454322
Fetish-wise, yes.
Relationship-wise, yes.
Don't stress it. Unless you're literally a disproportionate midget, you'll do fine, littlebot.
>>25455378
I know your feels so much holy shit
are you me ;_;
>tfw 5'11
>want QT sub-5' GF because cute and makes me feel big
>all 5' girls want super-tall guys to "make up for their genetics"
-Only get interest from 5'8"+ women
shit sucks, senpai.
>>25454322
It's all relative. You'd make any manlet very happy.
>>25455013
I can't really, because I'm 6' 3"
>>25454322
There's not really a shortness limit unless it's unbelievably crippling. Most guys don't like girls taller than them, it makes us feel insecure. Currently 6 feet tall and dating a 5'2" womanlet, happy as hell. You'll be fine.
>>25455457
It only makes you feel insecure because you're a faggot who ties his masculinity to his height, speak for yourself
>>25455457
Living the dream man.
Any downsides to this height difference?
>implying females have any type of problems
when will roasties learn that they have literally no obstacles in life?
>no armrest gf
>>25454322
At this point in my life you could be any height
>Five feet is taller than my hand will ever be
>tfw he stopped replying
>>25454322
6' guy here. I would like to have kids with a woman at least as tall as my mother (5'5"), although I could go lower if the woman in question had mitigating attributes. Height doesn't matter for a hookup, but in my case that's academic.
>>25455490
You're telling me you'd be glad dating a girl taller than you if you're 6+ feet? I applaud you sir, i wouldn't be able to do it. Not because i would feel less masculine, but because it would just be awkward.
>>25455553
Which guy, theres lots of us
>>25455375
I'd imagine it's hard not to be cute with short hair at that height. Pretty much exactly what I'm after desu.It was harder to find a decent picture than I thought it would be.
>>25455492
Not really. Hugging can be interesting because i have to try to not essentially put her in a headlock, but otherwise nothing much.
>>25455601
D-Does pic related fit the bill?
>>25455617
If it were me I'd probably gently bend down a little, wrap her in my arms, and stand up.
The image of her little feet off the ground is just so hnnnggg...
>>25455511
>implying that women don't have their own sets of problens
Obviously they have less problems than men, because they're women, but they have their own trivial shit to deal with.
>>25455644
I do that sometimes but rarely. She doesn't really like it. The thing you learn about short girls is they like to be reminded of their shortness as little as possible.
I'm 6'2 And honestly, the shorter girls get the better. In relationships I feel the need to protect and shelter, and shorter girls just help reinforce that
>>25455674
>The thing you learn about short girls is they like to be reminded of their shortness as little as possible.
To me that's like a girl hating to be reminded that she's beautiful.
>>25455573
Why would it be awkward?
>>25455633
Absolutely! That's actually exactly the picture I was looking for but it seems I didn't have it saveduntil now, and the usual suspects were being uncooperative.
So now comes the part when you tell me you live far away from mein midwest USso I'd have to fly to give you the headpats you deserve, right?
>>25455696
I'm sure you'll find your own womanlet soon enough. I'm lucky i got mine, i nearly missed out on it entirely because i'm beta as fuck.
>>25455728
I meet an average of 10 people per year, 90% of them being guys. The area I'm in has a standard deviation curve for women height where ~5ft happens 10% of the time at most, so at this rate it'll be ten years before I meet a cute short girl.
At least I'm patient.
>>25454322
>you will never pick up a short girl and make her mad and impotently struggle to make you put her down
>tfw no short tomboy gf
why live
>>25455719
I'm fromitadakimassachusetts. Maybe someday anon. :(
>>25455765
Why do you meet so few people?
how about you just post a picture of yourself shorty.
I may visit you right away
>>25455806
>he goes outside
>he interacts with people
lel
>>25454322
Either this is bate or you're action dumb for attention, 4'9"-5'0" is a great height for a girl and if you're not a manlet it's easy to toss you around.
>>25455806
I avoid social contact, the new people I meet are usually coworkers being hired or something.
My job is technical, so there's actually less than 1 girl every 10 guys, more like 1 girl every 50 guys. I have a couple bros, but I haven't spoken to a girl in ages.
It's all about being born with the right jeans
:^)
>>25455846
Why don't you go do something. I know that's easier said than done, but my life improved after i pulled my ass out of depression and social outcastyness. You can do it man, you just gotta try.
>>25455833
>either this is bate or you're action dumb for attention
>this is bate
>bate
>>25455865
>tfw bargain brand straight cut
Just fuck my denim up, watashi no tomodachi.
>>25455867
Because I'm currently making sacrifices for things more important to me than a cute gf, those sacrifices include not going out and spending money/time doing shit I don't give a single fuck about to win over a girl that will most likely fuck me over somehow.
It's nice to think about, I like these threads that allow me to live vicariously through others, but the answer to "just do it lel" is a resounding NO.
>>25455787
>tfw 14 hour road trip for headpats
I'd totally be down for itif I had a car that could safely make itso maybe someday indeed. You never know though.[email protected] if you wanna be friends and have a chat in the mean time. Sleep beckons me.
>>25455928
Sounds like a worthy sacrafice. If somebody needs a gf to be happy they're living life wrong anyways. Best of luck to you man.
i did have an interest in a 5' or so tall girl some time back, i would have liked to date her, she was cute as fuck, but im a robot.
This thread is bait but I'm 6' and I used to hook up with a 5' girl for a little bit
>>25456015
>I hooked up
>For a little bit
FUCKING NORMIES
I usually gloss over shirt girls to be honest. I'm only 5'9 myself but the girls that make me stare are always as tall or taller than me
>>25454640
Shame I'm infertile :(
>>25456369
>Shame I'm infertile :(
That's only a bonus, lass.
>>25456393
no it isnt, its the worst dude
>>25456413
b-but I don't want kids so you'd be perfectI'm not the guy who said you'd be cute when preggers thoughnot saying that you wouldn't be if it was possible
>>25456413
Damn, You coule probably pull off the real life loli.
Call me baby
>>25456439
It probably would be cuteits probably why i have a cumflation fetish
>>25455787
>tfw lurking the thread
>tfw live in boston
>tfw I will never give anyone headpats
>>25456488
>cumflation
Got me thinking that what if I jerked off into a bottle long enough that there was a gallon of the stuff, obviously freezing it between faps, would it be rotten/rank by the time I was finished? Could then unfreeze it all, maybe heat it up a bit, and pump it all in.
Might behot
>>25454322
if you have small breasts and don't mind wearing childrens clothes you are literally fucking perfect
>short girl
pump and dump
>tall girl
impregnate, so your son doesnt hate you for cursing him with a short mother
>>25456697
uhhh... please see pic
>>25456779
Oh, ok.
My kinks are mostly centered around lactation and tits anyway.
>>25456825
I think cumflation is a fetish that can only really exist in doujins. Sorry, anon. It wouldn't work out, I'm rather humble chested.
>>25456909
It is possible to induce lactation without being preggers, also makes you grow. Dunno how being infertile might hamper the efforts though.
>>25456938
>also makes you grow.
Tell me more
>>25456999
Obviously meant that your tits will start growing but if you massage/suck around the areola, and of course the nipple itself, frequently (a few times a day for 15~ minutes at a time), you should start lactating after a while.
Ask /d/ for more information. They occasionally have lactation threads up or you can start one yourself.
>>25454322
183 here, short girls are hot as fuck
>>25454322
Looks like Mello hnnng
yeah, 5 feet is fucking disgusting. i dont care for any girl who isnt at least 5'7
>>25454555
>that 4'11 dropoff
at least I made it to 5
Also why would it matter how tall my bf would be? Like hell we are having any kids, fuck that
>tfw no short and busty womanlet gf
Even better if said woman would have language usage of rough trucker with short temper but balanced with qt, cuddly side.
>>25454322
I'm 6'2 and made out with a girl as short as you are, people said it looked funny as fuck.
>>25454619
>>Tumblr
I mean, really, what do you hope to accomplish by white knighting on a Malaysian shitposting website?
>tfw short and fat
>>25457343
>Doesn't like kids
Massive red flag
>>25458373
nah she probably does, just not from you though. only wants to raise chads kids
4'10" and up 5'1" is literal goddess mode for me.
>>25458409
>tfw when 5'3"
A-am I short enough
Why are there so many closet pedos? short people are fucking ugly midgets
>>25458486
>this is the reason I can't say I find shorter women more attractive
>>25458476
Yes get to north Carolina now I need some of that shortness in my life again.
5 FEET TOP KEK OP
>>25454322
I do like short girls, and I feel that every guy do, but the weird thing is that you will earn more respect having a tall SO than a short SO. Society is weird...
>>25458502
I gave you a reason. theyre fucking ugly and its a shitty dynamic, walking around with some 4 sub 5 foot bitch when youre 6 feet. All it does is remind me of my niece or some other kid and walking with them to get ice cream
fuck womanlets especially, thats a real silent epidemic
>>25458531
I live oceans away senpai :(
>>25458574
You're unreasonably angry about something you don't find attractive.
>womanlets
>chestlets
when will they learn
>>25458590
Im not angry. I just never understood the appeal of wanting a dwarf sized partner
>>25454619
WHITE KNIGHT
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I'm 6'0 and am only attracted to short girls.
Most guys don't care, and shorter guys probably prefer it so they can still be taller than you.
You probably fine senpai, as long as you aren't a fucking hambeast.
>>25454619
anyone have a picture of this Doj guy? I wanna see what he looks like
>>25456766
This pretty much.
>tfw 5'4
>tfw not stupid and was actually nice to girls when I was younger.
>cute light skinned girl 6'0 said I was the only boy good to her.
>say "Who are you again?"
>She cries.
Just fuck my shit up senpaitachi.
>mfw I still have backup plans.
>Still lost the chance with the cutest and smartest one.
>>25454322
who is that , character ??
artist name ?
