my girlfriend kissed 2 times another man, today she told me about it crying a lot and telling me this was her biggest mistake and that she didn't wanted me to break the relationship and stop seeing her.
What shall i do?
1 - Dump her
2 - Revenge
3 - I really love her, so go on with the relationship
>>25490237
Tell her you want a three way with another girl and than you guys are even
>>25490237
Dumb her. Dumb bitch will do it once, dumb bitch will do it again. No more trust = no more relationship.
you forgive her
>she'll do it again
you dump her
>you'll be alone
you beat her
>she'll never cheat on you again and you exhibit your masculinity
>horribly balding
>can't wear a fedora because I don't want to be a walking stereotype
fucking god damn shit fuck piss
why did those atheist and beta faggots have to ruin it for everyone else?
what am I supposed to wear now? A fucking ball cap or a beanie? I'd rather kill myself
Shave your head and grow a beard you dumb fucking retard. The fact that you even considered wearing a fedora reveals just how much of a fucking walking loser you are. Literally kill yourself.
>>25490270
>replying to blatant frog baiting buzzword posts
no u
wear a trilby. then when people laugh at your fedora you can proudly correct them.
the trilby is arguably more of a fedora than the fedora
Being tall does not make someone a normalfag or Chad.
My face has:
>pimples everywhere
>stitches from when I was a child
>big eyes
>moles and freckles scattered randomly (can't even remove them)
To top it off, I can't grow facial hair either, so none of it can get covered up.
Face is what matters the most. If that's ugly, you're FUCKED.
>>25490170
But my memes...I have to have my memes
>>25490170
One trait does not make a Chad. It's social acceptance that makes a Chad.
>>25490170
this
>tall guy (197cm)
>fit (been lifting for a year, not fat)
>moderate family not rich not poor
>everyone succesful but me
>social complete retards
>no friends or gf
>sit on pc all day everdyay
>cant understand a thing
As a virgin, I stopped caring about women and now my life is infinitely better.
I spend my money on things that I want/need and not on what will impress women.
I dress the way I like without worrying about how women see me.
I don't bother with tinder or any other online dating sites.
I learned to have a good time without needing a girlfriend.
I can hang out with my friends without ever having to bail on them because of my girl.
I don't have a girlfriend who controls me, tells me what to do, etc.
No one is constantly texting me and blowing up...
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>>25490147
>I spend my money on things that I want/need and not on what will impress women.
like what? i'm finding it difficult to find reasons to go to work when i have enough money to afford food and rent. i have a car, tv, and pc already. not sure what else i could use money for besides to get a gf
>be 15
>tfw no gf
Dad says I'll get a gf when I go to college
>be 18
>at college
>tried to get a gf, but still no gf
Dad says I'll get a gf when I get a car!
>be 20
>get a car
>tried asking a few girls out. All declined
Dad says I'll get a gf when I get a good job!
>be...
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>>25490317
I've gotten into cars lately, so I save up to buy performance parts for my shitbox.
Why the fuck aren't you guys dating Asians
>start new job
>become friends with this guy
>nerdy guy, plays WoW most of the time, really beta
>ome day, tells me about his girlfriend, mentions that she's asian
>"Oh cool, isn't it weird dating an Asian though "
>he's like "trust me its the best thing ever"
>fast forward a few weeks
>he introduces me to one of her friends
>fob Korean student
>go for it
>pretty good, nice girl mostly wanted to talk about me
>start dating
>fast forward a year
>living together
>I wake up everyday, she makes me breakfast
>Come home from work, dinner on the table
>house is always clean
>sex is meh, just lays on her back
>fast forward another year
>decide to get married
>her parents are really well off, so their paying for everything, flight to Korea, ceremony, honeymoon
If you ever get the opportunity go for it.
>>25490109
I wouldn't have a problem with it, but I don't see why I'll be any less offputting to one of them than to a white girl
>>25490109
What have you given back to your friend for turning your life around?
You forgot asian women also have flat faces, flat asses, flat chests, and shit boring personalities
where can i buy a gf?
>>25490082
third world countries. go get a cute ethiopian girl anon, most you dont even have to buy! they will be attracted to you because you're (hopefully) white and come from a first world country they will want to go to! they can skip all the refugee shit with you as their husbando!
plus most of them are very religious so they will never divorce you!
>>25490082
I heard ISIS sells them. Maybe the saudis as well
Discount gf right here taking offers
What are some comfy places I can hang out alone with my laptop and not be judged?
I need to get out of the house to make like better and shit.
>>25489937
Way out from wherever you are. A deserted park or something far away from your house during work/school hours, or if you live in an area near a riverbank or forest, you can go there. Abandoned buildings during day or generally underpopulated/unfrequented areas are all comfy. Those are pretty much the only places you can go to during the day. During night it's 2spooky4me so i dunno.
>>25490182
I meant like camping out at starbucks for a few hours.
Library is pretty much it
When will you accept that science has lied to you all your lives?
>we have no cities on the moon
>we'll never make it to Mars or other planets/dimensions
>CERN will find nothing of value to us
>we'll never have First Contact or Disclosure of aliens
>we'll never have cold fusion energy
>no hoverboards or flying cars
>no hardsuits with fancy...
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op is right guys, honestly forget all this nerd shit and focus on getting some bitches, science hasn't done shit for mankind
hey nerds, if science is so great, how come science never got you a gf?
fuck science!
>moved to california
>roommate is a foilhat 40-year-old neckbeard who thinks that facebook "red flags" your IP or something everytime you download a person's pictures to catch potential pedophiles
>uses proxies for facebook because he also happens to be a pedophile
>notice a new folder on his desktop today named "Taylor"
>has at least 10 pics of a girl from Connecticut, no mutual friends so i have...
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This isn't /b/ retard. Also that is some pretty weak bait
What the fuck is wrong with America? I can't believe that there are people that unironically call others that are attracted to 15 year olds pedophiles just because your retarded ass laws forbid that you have sex with them. Or does every 7 year old girl in America have a Facebook account? Either way it's fucking dumb
>>25489603
How!y Shit I'm from CT, this would be believable if I called him
/r9k/ I need your help there's a hard bit inside my butt what could it be?
SOLIDIFIED CHOCOLAT MILK
please this is serious it felt like a little raisin but it was very hard
>>25489421
Probably just a bit of food you didn't digest well. Maybe grain or something. Don't worry.
You only ever need to worry about your ass if A. there's dark blood running out of it or B. something that should be inside ends up being outside.
A twist on last's night's game. Start, /r9k/
Chad
Orginalcomment
>>25491286
I don't think girls work like that.
>>25491286
>Austin
original comment desu~
Greetings, Robots!
It's me again. You know the deal: most of your questions are covered in the guide and if you're too lazy and don't think you can handle that much reading, ask in the thread and I'll copy/paste the right part, or even answer anew.
I'll answer some right here:
>I want to lose weight, how?
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
You start by calculating your basal metabolic rate (what your body burns on its own, without any movement or exercise). This is the best...
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This covers pretty much all you need to know for starters, from weightgain and loss to cardio and strength.
>>25489419
Went today but the free weights were pretty much full with giant chads
didnt dare desu
>>25489481
No problem, the fact that you went is already something to consider! Remember that dumbbells aren't that expensive if you want to buy some for home.
Next time you go, it'll be easier, and even easier after that. Don't think of this as anything bad: it's progress.
what the fuck are you trying to achieve with /nofap/
big cums
>muted for being unoriginal
Superpowers
STRONG OJAS
STARVE THE CUNTS
>tfw my thread archived without any response.
>>25489198
iktfbOriginal post here fambot
>>25489198
Was that even meaningfull thread?
>>25489198
>make quality thought out thread on /pol/
0 replies
>intentionally shitpost one day, just to see if i get replies
238 replies
You wake up with morning wood, go downstairs and see this. What do?
>>25489099
well i'd fuck her obviously
Immediately lose boner and say, "Penis, am I right guys? Prostate, women can't find that, am I right guys? Women, they're not equal to men, am I right guys?"
>>25489099
spank her phat ass while I pound her with my dick