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When will you accept that science has lied to you all your lives?
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When will you accept that science has lied to you all your lives?

>we have no cities on the moon
>we'll never make it to Mars or other planets/dimensions
>CERN will find nothing of value to us
>we'll never have First Contact or Disclosure of aliens
>we'll never have cold fusion energy
>no hoverboards or flying cars
>no hardsuits with fancy gadgetry installed, we'll be wearing generic baggy/skinny jeans and t shirts even in the year 2636
>rap will still be the most popular music
>no sexbots or intelligent AI of any kind
>no genetic manipulation to become a superhuman

Face it guys, science lied. All that matters in life is getting pussy. Next time some dork tries to tell you some science fact or show some article about some scientific discovery, punch them in the face, and focus on getting laid.
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op is right guys, honestly forget all this nerd shit and focus on getting some bitches, science hasn't done shit for mankind
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hey nerds, if science is so great, how come science never got you a gf?
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fuck science!
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Black projects maine, think about denm black budget.

Now seriously, not even those matter because when the aliens get tired of this ant farm they will just crush everything and consume what they want. Existence for humanity in this shithole was doomed from the very start.

>t-tinfoil

Shut up. Anyone that can make a quick research even on the goddam internet is capable of seeing the patterns and putting the pieces together. But no one ever does, because at the end of the day we are only filthy vermin in squalor and debauchery.

and now the thread dies. Have a good day.
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>>25489627
Enjoy using a computer, if it hadn't been for science you would be writing a letter right now fuckwit.
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>>25489843
There are no aliens. And even if there are, it isn't like the movies. They're not badass lizardmen or greys, or hot bitches with green skin. They're probably just boring ass looking robots or something. Doing boring stuff. Science stuff.
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>the us gubmint has had reverse engineered alien tech for years
>tech that allows spooky triangles to glide silently like ice on a hot plate
too bad society will never benefit from the tech. even what the big companies have technology wise is dumbed down and made to break before it's sold to the retard masses
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>>25489892
I can use technology and still call out science for being bullshit and lying to us. Go on and keep being a stupid science bitch, real men will continue to get pussy while you sit there waiting for fucking lightsabers and other shit that will never fucking come.
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>>25489627
>When will you accept that science has lied to you all your lives?
You mean retarded normies interpretation of science was a lie.

But, there are some things on the horizon for certain:

>High performance electric cars, when Tesla tech trickles down. Autopilot at least on motorways.
>HOVERBOARDS are coming, and will use drone/multicopter tech. They will be large and have short flight times to start with, but will be improved.
>The VR revolution, 'nuff said. Dis goan be gud, especially as the steady march of computing power improves graphical quality.
>Humanity could make it to Mars, you and me probably not. Elon Musk has it in his sights. It's plausible.
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>>25489985
All the shit you listed are fucking pipe dreams, that shit aint happening.
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Science is for dumb losers.
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Anyone else find it kinda fishy that we "went to the moon" 50 years ago but we still don't have anybody living up there?

You could easily fake pictures of planets and a few trips to the moon with some film tricks and image processing, but you can't fake a lunar colony. That's why we still don't have one, 50 years later.
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>>25489998
wut? I listed things that are actually real right now.
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>>25490042
How would you feel to know the Earth is flat, and there are no such things as other planets? The Bible said God created the stars in the sky to be used for signs, it said nothing about other planets. That shit was made up by guess who? Science.
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>>25490042
It's prohibitively expensive.

We live in a republic which means people called 'congressmen' vote on the discretionary budget of the United States. The moment someone on a committee tried to put "moon base" onto the prospective budget everyone else on that committee would laugh in his face because those billions could be used to sweeten deals with other congressmen in order to secure their votes for other items on the political agenda.
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>>25489985
vr is gonna be a huge flop like 3d tvs
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>>25490101
>>>/x/

fuck the robot
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>>25490042
it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to get even a single kilogram of weight into space. there'd be a lunar colony if anything up there was of value.

but it's not. it's just a fucking rock.
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>>25490113
Have you actually tried it? Because I have.
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>>25489912
>tfw an extremely advanced, cybernetic race of aliens is observing us right now from a pocket dimension to collect info about our genetics and different patterns of evolution.
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>>25489985
I'm really looking forward to VRs, it has a lot of potential to be better than this shitty world.
Goodbye real life.
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>>25490162
And all to do nothing. Because science lied, nothing exciting ever happens and it never will. No asteroid, no alien invasion, no CERN opening portals up as aliens come through, nothing.
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>>25490149
I didn't say it isn't cool or impressive, it's just going to flop. there's no killer app, nothing more convenient or easy about it. most of the things that exist on it right now are gimmicky demos, museum tours, vaporware, or ported from something that already exists in standard 2d.
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>>25490189
Not him, it's fun and worth fucking around with as the tools aren't expensive.

>Sharing your VR waifu
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>>25489627
people like you are the reason Science has been unable to make great strides.

you're a Parasite that is holding us back
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>>25490230
What great strides? Science can't even cure a common cold. Fuck science.
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>>25490189
I will be buying one for porn/waifus if nothing else.

With a fast enough computer, you actually have a feeling of being there. Being in a different world. And I had that with the shitty DK1 version. A future ultra HD version in some years I think will be amazing.

I don't think it's going to replace standard vidya, no, but I think it will gouge out a niche of its own. I imagine horror games would be terrifying in it.
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>>25489627
Oh look, this thread again. It was sick bait yesterday but ow it's getting old. Try harder.

>no sexbots
That's becoming a thing you idiot. check google news.
>no intelligent ai
Define "intelligent" AI. You probably don't know shit about the AI field.

>no hoverboards
>uses an image of a real hoverboard
You realize that all new inventions go through a limited prototype phase and slowly becoming more accessible and usable over time right? Like the goddamn computer? Remember how its first incarnations were goddamn humongous and took up multiple rooms of space? oh wait, I forgot, this is bait, and you're an idiot.

>no cities on the moon or colonies on mars or other dimensions
It's hard to make huge advancements into space considering the funding for space exploration. NASA, for example, has less than 1% of the annual government budget of the US. Society is literally spending money on other things because they don't care enough for these scientific advancements. You can hardly use this point as an argument that science has failed and lied to you. You failed science.

Looking forward to tomorrow's shit bait thread.
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>>25490301
>It's hard to make huge advancements into space considering the funding for space exploration. NASA, for example, has less than 1% of the annual government budget of the US. Society is literally spending money on other things because they don't care enough for these scientific advancements. You can hardly use this point as an argument that science has failed and lied to you. You failed science.


Why can't science create money then, if it's so great? How did I fail science, when science failed me? Science lied and sold us a false bill of goods, and we saw through the bs at last, that's why bullshit space missions don't get funded. Who the fuck wants to sit through a boring ass conference from NASA(Never A Straight Answer), telling us how they maybe potentially considered sorta kinda finding a planet that may or may not have had dust on it at some point that could have possibly sorta kinda maybe had life maybe potentially at some point, sorta.
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>>25490366
I made an OC just for you OP :)
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>>25490263
>Science can't even cure a common cold
man cannot conquer nature. the common cold mutates. stars go supernova. be greatful
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>>25490366
here's your [you]

oh I'm sorry, should nasa just not ask for funding until it finds blue cat people on another planet

NASA's patents are extensive and a massive boon to the economy

http://technology.nasa.gov/patents
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>>25489627
>wearing generic baggy/skinny jeans and t shirts even in the year 2636
i must have missed the part where science promised to make you less of a basic bitch
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>>25490355
I think we have to combine both.

It will be a long time before sexbots can move and control themselves in a realistic manner. So VR will be visually more realistic and be capable of much more scenarios. But some amount of physical stimulation would complete the VR experience, some kind of pulsating/pressure/touch device. Wrapped around the penis, for a virtual blowjob. That is VR's killer app.
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>>25490366
>How did I fail science
because you're a fucking idiot.
>Science lied and sold us a false bill of goods
science didn't sell you shit, PEOPLE DID.
>and we saw through the bs at last, that's why bullshit space missions don't get funded
I think you should pay more attention to politics and government spending.
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>>25489627
I presume you are dying from Polio.
PS: i work for CERN
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>>25490464
Where's my fucking hardsuit then science, where is it?
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>>25490553
But no seriously, what the fuck is CERN doing that has any effect on the world?
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>>25490112
>We live in a republic
>America
>Republic

Ohoho, you good good Goy. Say hello to Goldman Sachs for me American.
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>>25490186
I just imagine you as Mac from always sunny.
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>>25490693
A republic with undue corporate influence is still a republic. I never said anything about faithful representation to the people (which isn't a requisite for republican government)
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>>25489627
>rap will still be the most popular music
So it'll be like deltron 3030?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGaXXiRHxfw

alternative rap is the best genre.
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>>25490644
this will give you an idea:
https://www.quora.com/What-practical-use-and-benefit-will-we-get-out-of-the-results-of-the-experiments-dealing-with-the-Large-Hadron-Collider
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Dark Trance is the music of the future:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OlFd9saebU

rap and pop are obsolete trash
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Only things that matter in life is getting rich and famous so you can do whatever fun shit you want and to fuck hot bitches, everything else is a cope.
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>>25491077
How the fuck can anyone want asian women when white women like this exist?
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>>25491073
Where is the demon?
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>>25491117
>How the fuck can any one want [insert target race here] when [insert cherrypicked image of hotties of whichever race or nationalty here] exists?

Use that birdbrain of yours faggot.
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