>horribly balding
>can't wear a fedora because I don't want to be a walking stereotype
fucking god damn shit fuck piss
why did those atheist and beta faggots have to ruin it for everyone else?
what am I supposed to wear now? A fucking ball cap or a beanie? I'd rather kill myself
Shave your head and grow a beard you dumb fucking retard. The fact that you even considered wearing a fedora reveals just how much of a fucking walking loser you are. Literally kill yourself.
>>25490270
>replying to blatant frog baiting buzzword posts
no u
wear a trilby. then when people laugh at your fedora you can proudly correct them.
the trilby is arguably more of a fedora than the fedora
>>25490270
suck my fuckin' dick faggot
>>25490270
>muh epic beard culture
end your fucking life
why not wear a hairpiece or a wig?
My vote is for a cowboy hat and chaps, then grow a long handlebar mustache and tell people to address you as "Daddy Bear".
