A twist on last's night's game. Start, /r9k/
Chad
Orginalcomment
>>25491286
I don't think girls work like that.
>>25491286
>Austin
original comment desu~
>implying anyone gonna say my name
>desperately refreshing this thread
>>25491357
>mad you didn't get laid last night
I'm willing to bet 250 squids my name doesn't get called
>>25491286
I think you mean
>you are now their BF
if we're being proper about reversing roles
watch out for beta bf harem collectors tho
>>25491423
>last night
...how about ever?
super original comment
>>25491440
OP speaking, I fucked up major on the title.
>>25491319
Andrew is kinda like Austin
Here is my email:
[email protected]
I am your bf now
Adolf
n-no joke, i think that name is qt
>>25491490
E-edgy....
Alex
>bait set
Can we give hints?
>>25491470
doesn't count, enjoy being alone
ive got one of those names that everyone has heard of but noone will think off
>>25491490
>steven universe bullshit
if this is not ironic you are probably retarded.
>>25491286
>tfw have retarded slav name
>tfw no one will never guess it
>>25491470
That's not how this works you little shit.
>>25491357
>>25491470
>>25491506
this is why it can't work the other way around
poor show OP
>tfw no GF because non english name
>tfw I'm literally a mongol
>mfw the only mongol name /r9k/ probably knows is genghis
>>25491286
I expect the male to female ratio of this thread to be about 50:3
there are no fembots, this thread is pointless
>>25491574
Fine, no hints. Calm your tits.
>tfw have a chad tier name
>tfw never see it posted anywhere
I'll be legitimately surprised if I see it posted
Nicholas.
It is very original.
>>25491508
You can call me Austin if you want. Austin is my nickname.
Stega is the hottest guy name ever.
>>25491502
Here.
Original comment robot overlord
>>25491643
cool asl
>>25491631
see this post anon~
>>25491508
My name is Stanislaw.
please, anyone
>>25491622
Hello! Hope you're not a basic bitch.
psst
what's a common robot name?
I want to get someone's hopes up
james??
fuck off unoriginal comment
>>25491704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxILVYQpTOo
>>25491722
congratulations, you just won yourself a fit sperg!
>>25491319
I am Austin. You can contact me at [email protected]
Thank you
>tfw name is common but is never posted on the "name posted, go to sleep" threads
Why
>>25491710
I am but a lowly weeb, Nicholas.
I want a qt bf named Cameron or Alex
>>25491427
>squids
Dwayne
>tfw named after a store
>tfw name is so generic no one ever calls it
OK, fuck it, giving a hint.
My name is of Hebrew origin.
>>25491830
You're my boyfriend now, Sears.
>>25491830
Dick? Is that you?
>>25491840
Fuck me raw, John
>>25491868
pls be in Toronto
>>25491840
Andrew
Hdmso
>>25491854
>>25491864
its a jeans store
>>25491830
Hey Target how you doing?
>>25491812
not even close m8
I will send you (Non-ASCII text is not allowed) 250 if you guess correctly, I promise
>>25491853
shut the fuck up faggot
I have a variant spelling of my name, and I even go by the variant spelling of the short form of it too, this thread is going to be a painful wait ending in disappointment.
>>25491918
You're my boyfriend now, The Gap
>>25491591
I know that feeling bro
missed the last thread where people posted female names too
FUCK
>>25491926
Make me, dicknipples.
Marvin? Hello do you post here?
>>25491904
That is me
[email protected]
>>25491774
>tfw I was originally was going to be named CameronGlad I wasn't, what a fucking shit name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0VRj2uw9L0
Thread Theme
Hah, no one ever guesses my name in these types of threads.
that's what having hippie parents will do for you.
At least my name is a conversation starter IRL.
>>25491544
You're very good at recognizing Steven Universe bullshit, anon. You must know your stuff.
Tfw biblical name no one ever mentions.
Cade
>>25491918
Hi Indiana Jeans I hope you're well
>>25491319
wow first one.
lucky me
Dave pls date me
>>25491830
oh hai denny
K-kyle?
>>25492000
Hi baby
[email protected]
>>25491998
>Actually being unable to distinguish between worst and best Gems in 2016
>>25491918
Levi?
hoxbloxmagicpost
>>25491999
hello Ezekiel
>>25491999
Malachi, how is Bartholomew?
>>25491918
Levi, baby. Let's go.
>>25491998
Are you gonna be watching the SU stream and posting in /sug/ today? I'm hyped. Hopefully Jasper shows up before the month is over.
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
If any fit boys are named Jasper and willing to cosplay when we have sex I'll never leave you
>>25492026
Hope you like depressed skellys.
>>25492039
Peridot is a perfect angle.
>>25491933
>>25491924
>>25491864
>>25491854
last hint
its a dutch store, i dunno if it has multiple stores though
>>25492058
>>25492059
I havent killed my self. Its not that bad
bird names for 500, please
>>25492091
>dutch store
>>25492091
aparantly its not jeans only anymore
>>25492092
Solomon
Jacob
Abraham
Isaac
Garret
Mine's also named after a fashion clothes store.
s.******
pls im lonely
>>25492129
im second name but you cant call 4 names you retard
>>25491286
I hope someone says mine... It's always spelled incorrectly, though... Would it could if they spelt it with 1 L or 2 T's?
M-my name starts with a K
>>25492074
I am!
I'm ridiculously hyped. I bet she will, I bet she's going to get a full redemption ark really.
>>25492141
>>25492095
>>25492156
>>25492160
You niggerfaggots need to cut this shit out and be fucking patient
>>25492129
No. Its also the german translation of the name. Quite popular in Germany but i dont think anywhere else.
>>25492129
>Jacob
>rare
You must not live in Freedomland, because I know plenty of Jacobs.
>no messages
>this whole thread is a sham and no one is going to get a gf
>>25492129
My middle name is Solomon and my dad wanted it to be my first name but my mom hated it. And it gets called before my more common first name, fucking hell!
>>25492092
Hey Jude, take a sad name and make it better.
>>25491774
Im Cameron, you a weeb?
>>25492153
>abusing your gf already
How do I know I won't get attacked if I call the name of a short tempered, potential school shooter too?
>>25492080
Not sure how anon, I think you need to see a doctor. Most people wouldn't mistake a steaming pile of hagfish shit for an angle.
>>25492177
I was genuinely curious, I don't know the rules, so if it is similar spelling of the same name?... Sorry....
>>25492168
take it to /co/ and if you're gonna be autistic about a show at least don't start with that "best gem" shit
Alistair
pls
>>25492186
>actually taking this thread seriously
>actually wanting someone to form a relation to you based on your common ass name
is your brain functioning properly, sir?
I'll always remain hopeful
Kaleb lets go
Alex need gf
Jeremiah?
bloxbloxx
>>25492230
I'M A KALEB
>>25492153
I'm a guy, just wondered what his name was because I also have a pretty unusual biblical name, look at the post I was replying to
>>25492026
Hey that's me. Posting a throwaway, from east coast U.S.
[email protected]
>>25492236
yolkonyou Is my Skype
>>25492213
You CAN milk this one bby
>>25492244
POST SKYPE
or steam
O
>>25492168
I'm assuming you're a Peridot fan? I hope peridemption isn't cancelled, but if they bait and switch with a Jaspdemption instead I'd go fucking nuts.
WHY WON'T THEY JUST AIR HER BEAUTIFUL FACE ALREADY??
Also can we agree Lapis is worst gem?
Martin pls be my bf. I know you are here.
>Dan / Daniel
Crush from my community college class. He's really smart and probably autistic. Pls be here.
>>25492203
Sure, sure. No one likes an aggressive, pocket sized genius with a heart of gold.
>>25492286
Skype is xxd4rksonicxx66 senpai (ignore the edgy name)
>>25492287
Can you stop talking about the space rock lesbians and get back on topic?
We'll see how this goes. Vaughn.
>>25491840
>ctrl + f "eric"
>only comes up in genERIC
KILL ME N OW
also last time a searched for my name in a thread relating to name i got like 30 matches but they were all in america
thanks
>>25492280
Oh gee.
I will love you forever
If you are fat vydia loving weeaboo give me a hint will love you desu
>>25492326
nice try gayboi
tfw know who to mention but he has a relatively rare name, browses /r9k/, and I'm positive now hates me.
>>25492258
YOURE A FUCKING JEW KYLE
>>25492298
She was qt desu.
Erik J
Be mine, someday
>>25492295
Nope, NEET Daniel here.
tfw noone thinks of irish names
>>25492306
I already called out a name. I'm just discussing qt rocks until my Jasper bf shows up.
>>25492208
You aren't allowed to give direct hints, though if your name is mentioned as a slightly different spelling I think that's okay but you have to mention that.
BRIAN BRIAN BRIAN BRIAN
YOU'RE MINE NOW, FUCKER
>>25492295
>Daniel
I'm not your crush, but that is my name.
[email protected]
>>25492354
Seamus, you're not a Heany.
>>25492321
My name is not Alistair though, sorry. Just wanted to make that joke.
>>25492333
I don't get it, do people actually meet through r9k
I thought it was people meming
>>25492295
Probably autistic, but not in community college
>>25492389
>140 replies
>your name isn't anywhere near being mentioned
The ride truly never ends, buckle up, kiddos.
>>25492287
>bait and switch
That would be neat, I could see Peridot as a traitor
But we have been WAAAY too long without Jasper
Lapis is pretty over rated, but I think Rose is the worst. If she'd count, I mean.
>>25492343
She is very qt
>>25492389
People sometimes give contact info on here for real.
Jackson
Aiden
Liam
Lucas
Noah
Mason
Ethan
Caden
Jacob
Logan
Jayden
Elijah
Jack
Luke
Michael
Benjamin
Alexander
James
Jayce
Caleb
Connor
William
Carter
Ryan
Oliver
Matthew
Daniel
Gabriel
Henry
Owen
Grayson
Dylan
Landon
Isaac
Nicholas
Wyatt
Nathan
Andrew
Cameron
Dominic
Joshua
Eli
Sebastian
Hunter
Brayden
David
Samuel
Evan
Gavin
Christian
>>25492335
Screw you fatass
Max
Anthony
Joseph
Julian
John
Colton
Levi
Muhammad
Isaiah
Aaron
Tyler
Charlie
Adam
Parker
Austin
Thomas
Zachary
Nolan
Alex
Ian
Jonathan
Christopher
Cooper
Hudson
Miles
Adrian
Leo
Blake
Lincoln
Jordan
Tristan
Jason
Josiah
Xavier
Camden
Chase
Declan
Carson
Colin
Brody
Asher
Jeremiah
Micah
Easton
Xander
Ryder
Nathaniel
Elliot
Sean
Cole
>>25492129
i don't want to share you
>>25492354
>tfw noone thinks of scottish names either
>>25492389
Met online elsewhere but both frequent /r9k/.
Come on, Hans
>>25492442
>>25492462
tfw name wasn't called but is still relatively standard.
>>25492442
>Daniel
DOUBLE KILL
See >>25492367 for email address.
>>25492479
What nationality is it?
>>25492442
>Andrew
[email protected]
Robert?
You here, sexy?
>>25492442
>>25492462
You cheating fuck
You got my first name in your dumb spam list. too bad I never use my first name for anything but legal paperwork.
>>25492442
>>25492462
congrads on your new beta harem.
what are you gonna do now? collect a betabux tax on them?
>>25492475
HAAAAAAANNNNZZZEEEEEE JAAAAAAA
HAAAANZZZZZZZZ
HAAAAAAAAAANNNNZZZZZZ
OOOOYYY
OYYYYY
OOOOOOOOJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25492514
I will protect the virginity of /r9k/
Simon
Sadik is also acceptable
>no one will even post the English version of your Flemish/Dutch name
>tfw my name is never called in any of these threads
>>25492496
>>25492488
>>25492462
>>25492442
Give these thirsty men some memes.
>>25492475
well fuckin alroight ther m8
tell me, u in to the ol' dunkin' squirhter? it's a new sex move i crafted where you smoke a poipe a' crack whenever i smack ur ass. aint gud for de ol' bum, innit? but hell if it aint a good ol' time, luv
hit me up, sweetpea, cheers
>>25492538
>tfw no guardian maiden gf to protect your chastity
>tfw the begging of your name has been called multiple times but not your full name
>>25492240
do you know a jeremiah or is it just a random name?
S
Original af
>>25492528
>>25492564
What the fuck is wrong with all of the Hans' on r9k?
>>25492479
same here, it's only a matter of time though
>>25492333
I know who you are, I don't hate you, my internet just cuts out alot because of my living situation.
>ctrl+f Steven
>>25491544
>>25491998
>oh...
>implying anyone ever calls my name
>>25492619
Country of origin?
Andres
:^^)bl0x
>>25492614
I will still love you if you watch cartoons with me.
Dodged the name nuke. I've got a fairly common name too.
mustafa
soran
armin
darius
cyrus
amir
yousef
ebrahim
davoud
ali
ahmad
Stephen or Steffen only
>>25492442
>>25491774
I'm Cameron, hurry up and respond so we can date!
>>25492547
>Simon
Well well well, its about time someone remembers that name exists. I'm not middle eastern though. So Simon says "bee my gf."
I want a QT 3.14 Scott
>>25492584
It's a name?
I don't see why I need to know one
>>25492666
Do you mind the other 10 guys?
>>25492631
Lithuania. It doesn't matter, though.
It's an international and a really well-known name all around the world, but for whatever reason, literally nobody in English-speaking world is named that.
Care to guess?
>>25492495
White?
>>25492594
I hope so anon.
>>25492644
Stephen here. You called
>tfw name is so foreign nobody is ever going to post it
I have literally never seen it posted in any of those "X go to bed" threads that used to get spammed on /b/ half a decade ago
I already have a gf but I wouldn't mind another (online) one
>>25492673
That's okay, the squinching was unrelated to Sadik, and Simon is a very qt name.
Will you bind yourself to me through holy matrimony?
>>25492666
>Nice trips
Fuck off i called 1st.
>>25492681
Course not, I'm sure I'll be the last one standing
>>25492691
Nah, I could only love Steven.
>>25492333
What letter does it start with senpai
>>25491554
I know that feel anon, I will just translate my name into English, that counts right?
>>25492651
nice try terrorist
>>25492644
Japanese cartoons?
>>25492611
Give your first and last initial
>>25492651
>ISIS catfishing young third gen muslims to radicalize them
Andy
Max
Dave
William
Mc Lovin
Alex
Eric
George
Patrick
Brian
ANYONE
PLS BE MY BF
>>25492778
show proof of famal
>>25492778
My name is Alexis is that o-okay?
>>25492442
>Samuel
yes?
my names duncan, would anyone have guessed this?
>no
fuck my name
Greg post your skype
>>25492714
yes I will ok
>>25492778
sry i've already claimed brian, back off he's not joining your harem, lady
Ben
Vader
Sheev
Jim
Luke
>>25492442
Wow you called my name. What a list.
>>25492442
Got me, now what are you gonna do with all these gfs?
>>25492811
Hello fellow Sam
>>25492756
50/50 on western and jap?
>>25492840
>>25492811
Into the harem you go
>>25492442
>>25492778
>>25492826
fuck off, you ruined the game
>>25492714
Of course not anon,
This is the most original thing I could think of all day
>>25492842
Evening, always good to see other Sams on the internet
>>25492842
Selling male harem for rare pepes
P-Pepe
pls
>>25492442
>>25492462
You hit my name but you don't count because you're cheating and using more than one name per post.
You'll never catch me succubus.
>>25492589
Are you trying to hint at your name, or?
>>25492768
>Last initial
Never mind, keep weeping...
Len
samson 1
I saw Christopher was already posted but that femanon cheated.
>>25492936
his name is actually absalom
>>25492808
yeswhy do your parents hate you
>>25492936
I've seen that fuck posted here before
>>25492768
Is the first a Q
>>25492936
disgusting baka mate
>got my name called out TWICE and still no gf
I feel a ree coming on.
fuck. my name is probably not here
>tfw nobody EVER guesses my name
It's Dongus
>>25491591
Ich kenne dieses Gefuehl, Freund.
robin
rodrick
finch
clark
>>25492778
I am Andy
[email protected]
>>25492364
>>25492778
>>25492822
Um yeah...Can I pass
I think i'd prefer just being a cyborg on my own.
>>25492914
>>25492941
Into the harem you go.
I wonder what someone would pay for a harem of this size and quality.
>>25492740
S.
>>25492920
GIVE
>>25492462
im a tyler
>>25491286
Lemona.
>>25493002
My name isn't Christopher. I'm vouching for a bf named that because you're a cheater who doesn't deserve one.
Where are all my german names at? Don't you want a qtp2t german-region bf? (ok I lied about the qtp2t part but still)
>>25492362
Oh, OK.... Sorry about that, I didn't mean to...
>>25493028
mine was posted :^)
where's my gf?
>tfw I accidentally showed my first name in a screenshot I posted
>tfw no femanon will know it or call me
Starts with a J
Good thing my relatively rare non-English name will never be called. A fembot would make for an awful gf.
>>25493024
We could really use a female in the harem. Pls consider.
>>25493074
I already said Jeremiah though...
>>25493081
I don't want to be your love slut. I want to have my own love sluts.
>>25492462
Oh, my name was on there, but you seem to be cheating... Back to the pit of loneliness for me...
>crtl+f Joel
>0 results
Also, James, August or Isaac where are u hiding qt boys ?
Collin pls be here
>>25493005
Actually, I'm >>25492920 and coincidentally my name does start with S, but I never gave the girl I'm thinking about my last name. But we both frequent r9k as well and we met on a site that isn't r9k. I guess this isn't an uncommon thing...
If you think you know my name, just say it in reply to this post, it still might be me.
>>25492995
I don't want to be in a harem with three other boys though
>tfw hate women
>tfw no one called my name
Feels good
>>25493119
>tfw Joel
Sorry but I already have a waifu
>>25491868
I'm a John and I had no idea my name had any sex appeal at all... Huh
>>25493002
Nope. I'm not part of that harem. I remain free from their clutches, patiently waiting to be called on by someone that isn't cheating.
