You wake up with morning wood, go downstairs and see this. What do?
>>25489099
well i'd fuck her obviously
Immediately lose boner and say, "Penis, am I right guys? Prostate, women can't find that, am I right guys? Women, they're not equal to men, am I right guys?"
>>25489099
spank her phat ass while I pound her with my dick
Wonder why there is a photoshopped walrus in my living room. The black and white is so it's harder to see the photoshop.
Am I the only one who wants to hatefuck her and Lena Dunham? Preferably at the same time.
>>25489148
>>25489212
Most degenerate scum on earth
>>25489306
Yes
I read my (unfortunate) lines, try not to vomit when she reads hers, collect my pay cheque from Mr. Schlomo and then go into hiding, my acting career ruined forever.
>>25489099
Bury my face and dick between those thighs tbhfam
mom what are you doing in my house
>>25489306
>Lena Dunham
Kill yourself right this minute.
Well considering I've lost the ability to see color I would go online and claim I'm not racist
>>25489306
same except less hatefully and more ironically i guess
>>25490220
I said hatefuck. I'd probably make her shove rocks in her pussy so she knows how it feels.
>>25489099
I'd shoot her with my gun, because she probably stole something.
>>25490260
https://youtu.be/EUHRL2OhpiM
>>25489099
>vaginait's original comment ok? she was awarded for it
>>25489099
>lose boner
>go back upstairs
