>tfw left handed
>the world is made by right handed people for right handed
>you'll never as good as something as a right handed person
how do you guys cope with this?
>>29780546
i'm left handed and i'm doing fine you retard
i just have really bad hand writing that would probably improve with practice
well you guys are kinda the devil's minions so why should we have to make stuff just for you?
>>29780568
fpbp
robotiawdu9awhfh
Pros and cons of were you live.
Pros
>Delicious seafood including dungeness crab, oysters and abalone
>surrounded by glorious wine country on all sides
>plethora of great places to eat and drink
>beautiful mountains, forests, and scenery
>jobs
>a haven for normies
Cons
>cost of living is completely unobtainable unless you are a VC or an old...
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>>29780516
meant to say "are a robot"
>>29780516
ayy I live here too, Alameda hbu op
I really like it
Pros
>literally hundreds of great food places within reasonable walking distance
Cons
>Expensive
honestly I love it here, I think this is a great place for robots if they can afford it. Nobody bothers me and I can easily get food by walking to one of the restaurants 5-10 minutes away from me. Also a pretty fun place to explore actually, the bay area has a lot of character...
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>>29780608
Aside from your parent's garage, were can a robot live in the bay area? Even section 8 will require roommates
how bad is army bct? i wanna join but cant run more than 5 minutes without having to walk but i can do 34 pushups and and 54 situps. army basic seems cool but i would hate to get there and realize it isnt for me. my main concerns are bot veing physically fit and veing heckled by drill sergeants, how much does being screamed at suck, is it really that bad? i also wanna do 19k as an mos
>>29780513
Not an army guy, but the yelling is something that you just need to tune out. MTIs tell at you and berate you to illicit a response so that they know that you cannot keep your bearing. Just recede into your mind and pick out the parts of their sentence that were important and pay no attention to the tone in which it was said.
If you want to see how you'll adjust to bmt life, then put yourself oin a bmt regimen. Get up at 4:45, make your bed, go do PT, shower in one minute, eat breakfast, and go about...
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They give you everything you need to succeed. You will get in shape in bct, don't worry about it unless you're fat and lazy. Be sure to put effort into physical training.
BCT should'nt be hard unless you go to Benning, which is dependant on the job you pick. I hear basic is soft now and it wasn't that bad when I went four years ago. It's all a game, just play by the rules and try to lay low.
Prepare to potentially regret your decision. It's worth it in the end, but it will suck, especially if you deploy. Or your unit could suck and...
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>>29780513
>how much does being screamed at suck, is it really that bad?
Nobody ever yelled at you before? Right place. Right Time, Right uniform. Just do what they tell you should be fine.
>14 year old sister told me shes pansexual
uhhhhhhh
pik unrleated
What does that mean? Like, is she sexually attracted to anything and everything?
>>29780474
Tell her "all women are bisexual" and enjoy the triggering.
Leave this in her room.
A day ago, the shitty, jock-bully normies that DESPISE us executed their latest blow in the campaign of oppression and hatred they have been carrying out against we innocent, nonviolent ROBOT men.
They thought they could take our sub. They thought they could silence me.
They were wrong.
Like the Phoenix, I have arisen from the ashes, born anew in the FLAMES of tyranny that were levelled against me. Like Jon Snow in the latest Game of Thrones season, I have come back stronger and more dedicated than ever to the cause of the Robot Liberation.
A message to you neurotypicals,...
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too long didn't read but I assume you want to encourage a beta uprising, in which case god speed
>>29780428
I was going along with the first sentence until
>They thought they could take our sub.
This entire post was literally copied and pasted from fucking Reddit
Sage goes in all fields
As much as I would like to see it, a true beta uprising will never happen. Even if it did, it would get shut down pretty quick. One important difference between the Chad and the beta is that the former is much more skillful in combat situations.
Do you guys put posters on your wall? What posters are they?
I need to put posters on my wall cause I've been getting flak for having a boring room. Someone suggest ideas for me. Here's relevent info about me
>boring
>no personality
>i'm an EE
>the most normie things i like are GoT, The Flash, and Mr. Robot(Normie)
>>29780374
>I've been getting flak for having a boring room
from who?
don't let them into your room again, problem solved
there is no reason to hang posters on your walls - they add nothing to the room and you can't even see them when it's dark
Don't put posters. You'll just look silly, not cool.
Look up cool rooms. Research a bit on decoration. Paint your walls and get some good looking lamps. That'll make your room look much better.
>>29780542
I'd agree with this, but if you want posters of suggest going with landscape shit or good artistic drawings of the flash. I like Iron Man and I've got a Hulk vs Hulk Buster poster that's done in a prize fight promo thing style. I like how it looks. Can post pic if wanted.
>You will never have such an aesthetic battlestation/ room
>why live
>>29780369
I always loved this one for some reason
>>29781542
This one has a bunker type feel to it, I get you.
>>29781569
how do you think they did the wallpaper?
Picture in photo library you're most ashamed of.
>>29780363
i will not post it, because don't want to get banned.
this is the only image of my husbando I have saved
Mdslm
Who else /ProbablyLiterallyDownSyndromeAndAutistic/ here
>>29780280
it would be really evident if you have downs
lmfao you don't have down syndrome
downsies can't even use computers and if they could all they'd write shit like "OOOGA BOOGA EBIN EBIN HAHAHHA MEME POOPY :D" because well they're literally retarded
>tfw diagnosed autistic>tfw i'm still less autistic than half of this board
r-reporting for duty
You will never enjoy video games ever again
>>29780265
play heroes of might and magic 3, you'll enjoy it
we all gotta grow up some time
>>29780284
Tripfags just don't get it.
Who here adrenaline?
>watching porn in my room
>nothing to cum in
>try holding it
>can't
>cum in my pants
>rush to the bathroom
>going past my parents
>cum dripping off my legs on the floor
>quickly stem the tide
>get back and find bullshit reason to...
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>not cumming in your underwear and putting new ones on after cleaning up
>>29780348
>putting new ones
>>29780348
I did put new one but had to clean up first
>be me
>visiting parents in old hometown
>come back and everything seems to be fine
>notice parents fighting a lot
>have no idea why
>some days later they tell me they are getting a divorce
>don't really care that much because I don't even live with them anymore and know it's for the best
>the other day we go eat...
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That's what you get for seeing other people things anon
both your parents sound like terrible people, im sorry anon
>>29780256
>>he tortures my mom's boyfriend's exwife and tells her his ex-husband ruined our life
sorry dude but you lost me on this bit, can you elaborate what this sentence means?
So, I'm sorta at an impasse here. It involves a girl, as it always does. She lives a little further away from me but she's a friend of a good friend on Facebook, and I think I want to ask her to hang out sometime.
My question is, should I go my usual route, talk to her through messenger, win her trust, and ultimately fail to engage her romantically leading to us never hanging our, or roll the dice and see how badly I fail in person?
Do you know her personally? Best to just start chatting with her, I think, if not. Aside from the desperate, girls don't often like being asked out by strangers
>>29780409
See, that's my reasoning for waiting it out, I'd like to know her a little better before I suddenly am like "Hey wanna drive down here and grab a coffee or something" but I don't want to waste my time.
Next thing you know she pulls something like pic related (result of the last time I waited it out).
bump
Orgiastic Communism
>no girl will ever hold you in her arms
>no girl will ever feel happy to see you
>no girl will ever want to wake up next to you
>no girl will ever tell you "I love you."
Not true for me. Good luck, though.
>>29780222
>No girl will ever hold you after having passionate sex
>>29780222
And the worst part is, it's all my fault. Every time I even think they might be interested, I intentionally fuck it it because I'm insecure.
Fembots, what makes you a robot? Can women even be robots?
>>29780160
no, women can't empathize with us.
>>29780160
>Can women even be robots?
for the 100th time
no
I have no friends and i am a khv
that is pretty much the entry requirements