>tfw gf is a total slut in bed
who the fuck even uses carmax anymore for anything.
0/10 - Into the trash it goes.
18 year old virgin here, i would put my robot cock in that ass and cum in 3 seconds then she would have semen dribbling out of her ass
>>27009247
Wait do faggot virgins on here really want boring sex when they finally get it?
Current mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxS9N-npE2Q
Anyway, it's time to open up shop again. Come in, grab a drink, and ramble your troubles away. There's also free water and a peanut bowl if you just came to listen to others.
how are you tonight OP? feeling well I hope
>>27009184
I'm aight. I've just got a couple things on my mind, but otherwise okay. Thanks for asking.
On the house.
>>27009222
may things work out for whatever is on your mind
thanks for the beer
>tfw 18
>tfw don't know what I'm going to do with my life
Anyone else feeling this
>>27008579
Eh I have a very general direction, but don't really know either. You apply to uni's and what not?
>>27008579
Do something that makes money. Once you have money you can follow your dreams. That's my advice as a 25 year old law student who spends more time writing websites than studying.
>>27008579
>23
>feeling my life ended before it started
Femanon here. Will losing my virginity and getting into a relationship really improve my life? If yes, how so?
No. It wont. Building a strong relationship with someone would, but because you're a female you'd throw it away for some stupid novelty bs eventually
All you need to do is:
>Go outside
>Walk up to Chad
>Say "Hey, I want to have sex"
Problem solved.
(original comment fuck)
>>27008514
No, it adds burden now you have to worry about someone other than yourself and if their even faithful or a wife beater, big emotional toll. Just sex for a women hmm you could lose other guys interest or accidently get pregnant which is your fault for not taking medication for it, if it happens.
I'm thinking of getting a pretty female therapist to help me work out my issues.
Has anyone here done this before? How did it go?
>>27008231
I didn't get a pretty one but if you're a typical robot avoid female therapists. They have no understanding of your problems and will start to obviously dislike you. And no she won't fuck you.
>>27008295
>no she won't fuck you.
There's a kind that will, but I'm not getting that kind.
>They have no understanding of your problems and will start to obviously dislike you.
I wouldn't say I'm a typical robot, but I could still see this happening. If it does idk I guess i'll just be really sad and stop going.
>>27008231
Imagine the average college girl psych major. Hopefully that's enough to dissuade you from getting a female therapist
I don't give a shit anymore, folks. I've decided to become a NEET.
What the fuck is the point of selling your soul for a minimum wage anyway?
I'm swedish, so my government is already covering for 100 000+ "refugees" who mooch off our system as it is. Who gives a fuck if I do as well?
I'm not mentally well as it is. And I fucking despise humanity as a whole. So it's pretty damn clear that I'd be a terrible employee.
Fuck it.
NEET it is.
>>27008160
>Swedish
Yeah might as well since your country is dying from the inside. Might as well die with it.
>>27008160
Are you Swedish? Will you please be my friend. I always wanted a Seedish friend. Pls respond.
I know that feel.
>tfw your country cares more about immigrants who rape your children than their own citizens
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING WHORES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS. FUCKING NORMIES. FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS KEKS.
POST IN MY THREAD.
REEEEEEEEEEEE fucking normie cumslut whores i hope they get aids from chad creampie-ing in their filthy asses REeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE A HOT GIRL
>its irrational women day
If only I hadn't dropped that class in college and changed majors...
REGRETS THREAD
>>27008096
A constant stream of getting drunk and making a fool out of myself. I just want people to forget I exist.
>>27008129
Move elsewhere, and stop drinking.
>>27008140
That's my plan but I can't move. I have to look after my dad. He has end stage lung disease and nobody else.
You'll answer this question differently depending on how you were raised but here is a recent story and I want you to tell me whether I'm in the wrong or not.
>be self-employed NEET student living with single mother
>be last November
>buy my mother a $350 bracelet for her birthday
>Valentine's Day rolls around last month
>she comes in my room the next day saying she's disappointed in me because I...
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top cuck dude
who cares about giving ur parents anything, lel
she mocks u in ur face saying shes not getting u shit
>>27008032
If you don't get your parents anything then white knights will shame you anon.
I never get anything to my parents, not even on christmass
>tfw was chad in high school and college
>ate roughly 3500 calories a day but did wrestling/mma so always had visible abs along with big muscles
>hooked up with 2-3 new girls a month any time i didnt have a gf
after college
>work ~60 hours a week running my own business
>eat the same but stop working out
>go from lean 180 to fat 230
>stopped talking to...
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Gtfo you dirty normie faggot
>>27007599
>tfw was chad in high school and college
stopped reading there
go away normalnigger nobody cares
This whole thread is bait, otherwise why would this subhuman post on r9k
anyhow, eat shit and die
>Tfw you will never see a ghost
>>27007555
You might, and you'll tell everyone about it but no one will believe you, so maybe it doesn't matter.
>>27007604
>and you'll tell everyone
I want normans to leave.
>>27007555
If you havent yet you prob never will
>parents fucking loudly even tho the door is closed
>need to shit
>Dont want to hear it
>put earbuds onto chromebook
>take chromebook into bathroom
>listen to league of legends videos as the shit wells up in my ass
>let out the most disgusting shit
>Moan outloud
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>>27007164
I was requested to bump this post
Hello manginas
>>27007164
dude what
>text green because comment wasn't original
I hate when the shit stays in my eyes.
Orin commit
>Wake up one morning and see this in the mirror; your new body
Wat do?
>>27007140
Fap to my reflection
probably the same things
I don't know how to lift so the tone will fade over time and i'll revert to skinnyfat
it wouldn't improve my life in any way
>>27007140
>Go to the gym to see how much I can lift now
>Chad it up and hit on as many girls as I can
>got myself a shy, intelligent not to bad maybe 6/10 gf
>she only had sex with two people before
>nerdy interests
>always thought this is the kind of girl i wanted
>her family really digs me
>i am incredibly bored and annoyed with her
>not nearly as good as my first relationship with a roastie
> actually thinking about breaking...
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>she only had sex with two people before
shy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfipIzr4JXE
>>27007018
Not like i didnt have sex before m8. You have to actually have some kind of realistic expectations.
3 months ago I decided to stop being a degenerate and start working towards being a chad. Women are already starting to notice me.
>>27006904
How much down are you anon?
That facial hair does wonders for your lack of chin I'll give you that
Tight bait. Good for that dude in the pic though. Although I think that other beard style suits him more.