>Wake up one morning and see this in the mirror; your new body
Wat do?
>>27007140
Fap to my reflection
probably the same things
I don't know how to lift so the tone will fade over time and i'll revert to skinnyfat
it wouldn't improve my life in any way
>>27007140
>Go to the gym to see how much I can lift now
>Chad it up and hit on as many girls as I can
>>27007140
I already look like that, lmao.
>>27007140
Start letting it waste away into skelly mode again because I don't like eating that much.
I'm already good looking, 6'2 and have a slightly less toned body than that and I do nothing about it anyway and fap at least 5 times a day.
Must suck to be a cuc.k who thinks about women all day.
get pissed off bc I lost my lats over a fucking cut
>>27007140
>Want to look right
>Turn entire body
get knee surgery
>>27007140
I would go out and abuse as many women as possible, knowing I could get away with it.
steal forty cakes
and eat them
Wonder why I got weaker
look at my dick
>no body hair
i would probably stop shaving my legs desu
>>27007682
hello goato
>>27007140
be a little more confident when i make that tinder account
>>27007682
heIIo goato
>>27007140
Check my dick. It's probably 3" or less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0JhzlJD0s8
>>27007682
hello goato
original GOAT comment.
>>27007682
hello goato
And I'd wonder why I should care, wouldn't change shit
>>27007828
Okay, that clip went short
Here's the scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A76qePV7GY
>>27007140
start working on my calves
I would go and watch some anime.
>>27007140
cry because im still 5'5'' and now i just look like a pathetic overcompensating pitbull of a manlet
>>27007682
hello goato :D
>>27007140
Fucking kek
You guys don't even understand how funny that body would look with my tiny head and face
I'd probably walk around and wait for people to laugh at this weird combination and then beat the living shit out of them with my newfound strength
>>27007140
Let myself get skinnyfat again. I don't care for a body like that nor for the girls who fawn over it.
Stop worrying so much about my drinking. Even at my level of daily alcohol consumption, a body that good would take a while to ruin.
>>27007140
Wonder why I've gotten shorter and weaker.
>>27007140
Start squatting.
>>27007140
convince my bf to let me fuck him in the ass and get him to suck my dick.
i wish i were a man so i could be a faggot. ;n;
>>27007682
i want nightmares
>>27007682
Hello goato
goddamned meme, making me all paranoid an' shit. blox
>>27007404
Then why are you even here? Self esteem issues?
Cry tears of joy. finally, my parents can love me unconditionally.
>>27007140
Remember how small my penis is and go back to bed.
>>27007682
hello goato
>tfw saying it only because errbody else is
>>27007682
hello goato
And original comment is trying to fuck my dreams
>>27007140
As usual, do math, do karate, do exercise (I propably get worse coz more muscles bigger weight so I can't do as many push ups), cook food, watch series, go to sleep
>>27007140
Save up until summer, fly to Montreal, walk around shirtless, get pussy.
>>27007682
hello goato
hello goato
>>27007682
Hello goato
Uskehebdbje
>>27007140
Wonder where the fuck did my head go and how I'm able to percieve without eyes.
>>27007140
Extend my thumbs.
>>27008906
Lmao montreal resident here
Why the fuck are you gonna come here?
>>27007682
hello goato :)
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Assuming my body deteriorates normally, or in other words I get skinnyfat again within months - get laid as many times as possible before that happens.
Assuming my body stays like that forever even though I eat and exercise like I currently do - get an assburgers shut-in gf and do degenerate shit with her while shitposting here.
I'm beyond salvation, aren't I
Kill myself because I'm white.
>>27007682
hello goato
original n stuff
Start bulking immediately and try to get my muscles back. I don't want to be a twink.
go to muay thai like usual, but hope that it's easier
>>27007140
snapchat my girlfriend pics and make her instantly wet
>>27007157
actually probably this first, and im not even gay. id be so fucking excited for myself it would be unbelievable.
>>27007682
hello goato
sgasdgaewrgtg
>>27007140
>Wat do?
the same thing i do everyday, literally nothing would change. i cant buy shit with a 6pack m8, fucking worthless
>>27007682
hello goato
did i meme right
>>27007682
hello goato
comento originaru tbqqqqqqqqqqqh f'am
>>27007682
hello goato
fwef23r3r2r23r2r
>>27007140
it won't make a difference if it doesn't have a handsome face attached to it
>>27007140
go to a doctor because it's not normal for that to happen overnight.
>>27007410
>fapping 5 times a day and giving yourself brain fog, depression and killing your sex drive
Good goy
Be happy for a bit then be sad because i dont even know the proper diet and exercise to maintain that bod so i will probably lose it in a few weeks
>>27007682
hello goato
i wouldst like to live deliciously
>>27007682
hello goato oc
>>27007140
Be mad I lost 2-3 years of gains.
>>27007682
hello goato,
.original
>>27007682
hello goato
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>27007140
if I woke up with that dyel body I'd off myself
>>27007682
heIIo goato
original
>>27007682
Superstition in a person is a sign of low IQ
ITS A FUCKING MANLET
TRICK THREAD
>>27007682
hello goato otrianga
>>27011192
enjoy your nightmares
>>27007140
put my peener in baginas
>>27007682
hello goato
>>27007682
Hello there goato sweet dreams for me
>No body hair
Gay.
>>27007682
hello goato
no nightmares pls
>>27007140
>OMG WHY DID I LOSE MY GAINS?
>>27007140
eat more protein and lift more, start taking mma classes
>>27007682
hello goato
originallo
>>27007682
Hello goato
Fucking hell
