>Be me
>At mall
>See qt brunette staring at me
>Ignore it
>She comes to me
>Says hey can you help me pull my sleeve
>I say no
>She says cmon plz
>I say fine whatever and do it
>A few seconds into it the glee she had on her face dissapears
>She...
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>tfw I had a 6 and a half inch dick when I was 12.
>>27238597
I have a big one and no girl has ever seen it.
>>27238597
Shhh don't cry I'm sorry this happened to you anon
Nardil (chemical name phenelzine). This medication is amazing. It came out in the 1960s but is FAR more effective than modern SSRIs. Not only will it take depression completely away, but it is the most effective medication for social anxiety that exists. Doctors are very reluctant to give it out because they think it's 'dangerous' (it's not).
This medication saved my life. Allowed me to stop being NEET and go back to university. Used to be a spaghetti-spilling autist, but I can now cold approach girls walking down the street and confidently talk to...
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I just shrivels up your dick, causes incredible weight-gain and makes you grow huge mantits, right?
>henelzine (Nardil, Nardelzine) is a non-selective and irreversible monoamine oxidase inhibitor
>irreversible
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>27238433
Only at first, for a small percent, no.
This world is actually a prison
>>27238375
we want more days off! we want a substantial raise!
#wagelivesmatter
>>27238422
Longer chains!
>>27238375
And people!me will fight tooth and nail to stay locked up and laugh at everyone that tries to bring attention to it. It's sick, we are sick.
What would you pay her to rub your cock on her face like that?
She has her mouth wide open for all of your cum
Maybe 10 dolr
>>27238282
$1000000000000, also my virginity
27 Kissless virgin should I just castrate myself? I actually feel hatred for an entire sex that has gone out of it's way to treat me like shit while thugs get laid everything weekend.
>>27238245
They don't go out of their way to treat you like shit. They treat you how you make them feel ypu deserve. Change yourself.
um have you actually tried to get laid
i used to feel bad about being a 26 yo kv, but then i realized i never approached a woman in my life
>>27238349
Magically grow 7 inches will do... fucking idiot.
>going to get your weekly supply of doritos, mountain dew and chicken tendies
>you go at the optimal possible time to ensure the least people are in the store to minimize social anxiety
>a girl approaches you in the aisle, smiles at you then drops her pants and pulls up her shirt
>says "whassup whiteboy?"
what the fuck do you do?
>>27238169
I say nice tits and go on my way
>>27238169
One problem. I'm not white.
>>27238169
If I didn't have a girlfriend whom I loved very much I would indeed fuck you, but alas, I am completely monogamous and loyal. Good luck finding another mousey white boy to fulfill your odd interracial femdom quirk.
>be me 19
>sat at family dinner
>entire family, all the cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents etc
>my brother calls me a nerd
>my mum calls me a nerd
they're both laughing at me, family is confused why they're being so mean
>mum says "oh he doesn't mind, look at him"
>I'm sat smiling as if I don't care, I don't show...
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>>27237983
vandalize
Why do you want to work as a game programmer?
Literally one of the worst professions.
>>27237983
>I don't show my emotions outwardly at all
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduced_affect_display
Sometimes I feel so deeply imprisoned within myself I don't even know what I feel anymore OP. At least you can still tell what you should actually feel, hold on to that before it's too late.
How true is this pic actually?
>>27237884
It is true for me (male)
And even that 1 notification is usually an automated message like "Yesterday was XXXX birthday!"
>>27237884
I don't know I don't have facebook
>>27237884
Females are more social, so not only do people bring likes aka normie (You)s, but they also go out and get them by being active
But it's also easier for females to be social simply because people regard them as being easier to like
I mean, make a female profile on literally any social media platform and both guys and girls will talk to you more
Hell, if you make a lesbian profile girls will be flattered instead of grouping them together with every other dude who they just assume wants to fuck them
In This Thread (ITT)
green text the last twenty four hours of your life
>
>Wake up 7am
>Eat a banana and have a cup of coffee
>Go for a run
>Eat a couple eggs
>box up stuff and go to the ups depot to ship some stuff for work
>Go to the thrift store
>Get some summer clothes
>Go to subway
>QT makes my sandwich yay
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>wake up at 7am
>take a shower
>drive to work
>drink a glass of wine
>sit on the computer
>book a $5,500 load to Seattle, Washington,
>take a two-hour nap
>sit on the office computer for another two hours
>take a drive around the city with my boss to look at sloots
>have...
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>wake up at 2:30pm
>get a sandwich
>drink a bunch of water
>walk to gym at 4:00pm
>work out etc
>get back in room at 6:00pm
>shower
>put clothes washing
>get dinner
>eat
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What is /R9K/'s verdict, misunderstood or monster?
>>27237792
He got his mind shredded into mince by being raised by the music industry.
>>27237792
both, never knew he was a junky though
Misunderstood. The only people who believe all the bad things about him are those who never bother to look into anything for themselves.
Hey robots, do you think I'd have any chance at all for members of the opposite sex to find my body attractive?
>>27237782
yes if you worked out and got that skinny cardio body.
but as it is right now? i wouldn't bet on it.
good luck, op.
You're not that bad off. Start eating better and exercise 30 minutes a day and you'll be looking good in a month or two.
yes
if you lose bodyfat and then build some muscle without getting skinny fat again
as you lose weight you will have less fat around your pubic area meaning bigger dick
>One out of FOUR(23%) 19 year old London girls asked admit to having participated in a "bukkake"
>17% in Manchester, 12% in Stockholm, 16% in Amsterdam, 11% in Paris
holeee shit, I though the "girls are all whores" was just a meme lads :(
Need a source for that lad
all major city girls are massive whores. bet half of those were with niggers as well.
They all prolly thought that bukakke means Reading of anime
is bird girl robot tier?
>>27237502
Yeah I'm sure some quirky weabo bitch with a billion orbiters is a total "robot"
Fuck these shit threads
>>27237511
>I'm judging someone based on a photo
>why do chads and stacies judge me without even knowing me
God those are some dead eyes.
Never seen a female with eyes like that before, only male.
>teeth hurt
>time to brush
>underwear soaked
>time to change
>mind sober
>time to weed
>can't spin in chair
>empty 3 bins and pick up trash off floor
Who /skinny despite working out/
I just want to be strong and be able to beat some fucker up if he looks at me the wrong way
>>27237335
Have you been doing the diet half of it? Working out alone only works well for people with good genetics or naturally good diets most robots have neither of those things
>>27237348
I don't have enough money for 3 meals a day.
If you want to bulk up you need tons of food and proteins
>>27237335
>I just want to be strong and be able to beat some fucker up if he looks at me the wrong way
Insecure as fuck.