>going to get your weekly supply of doritos, mountain dew and chicken tendies
>you go at the optimal possible time to ensure the least people are in the store to minimize social anxiety
>a girl approaches you in the aisle, smiles at you then drops her pants and pulls up her shirt
>says "whassup whiteboy?"
what the fuck do you do?
>>27238169
I say nice tits and go on my way
>>27238169
One problem. I'm not white.
>>27238169
If I didn't have a girlfriend whom I loved very much I would indeed fuck you, but alas, I am completely monogamous and loyal. Good luck finding another mousey white boy to fulfill your odd interracial femdom quirk.
>>27238188
This.
And I wouldn't exactly know how to proceed from there.
>>27238169
I start eating her pussy.
>>27238188
This, white people have this happen to them all the time
They can't be robots
>>27238169
Put a baby in her belly.
>>27238201
>"ayooo Tyrone get over her and fuck this whiteboi while he services his black master"
drop my basket full of merchandise, run to the nearest intercom phone, yell ROASTIE ROASTIE COAST TO COASTIE, AISLE 6 REEEEEEE
>take down pant and underwear
>pull up my shirt, revealing my defined abs
>sup nigger
ez
>>27238217
White normie here, can confirm. I was looking at some qt latina at IHOP today and the moment she caught my white male gaze she laid on her table and spread her legs open for me.
>>27238267
You can clearly see her vagina in this shot, with lips that nice she has had sex with maybe one or two guys maximum.
I might get a handful of those tiddies.
Flashing me in public is implied consent, right?
>>27238169
baboons are unsightly, so I back away without making eye contact, r-right?
>>27238280
a nonvirgin is still a . it's just a lean cut
>>27238169
Call animal control, it's quite obvious one of the apes from the local zoo has escaped.
>>27238280
Oh my dear boy, you know so little..
>>27238217
>le white people can't be Le robots XD
Can this stupid meme stop, everyone can be a robot
Any more of this bitch? She has a banging body.
>>27238346
Except for whites
>>27238169
Laugh, shake my head and carry on walking.
>>27238186
>"N....No, whiteboi, please, don't leave me here!"
>>27238374
Is Walmart the trashiest grocery store?
>>27238513
It's a Brazilian, I doubt they have walmart there
>>27238523
Is all of Brazil that trashy or do they have their own version of walmart?
>>27238169
Stand in shocked silence for a couple seconds
If I don't sperg out too bad, I spask her if she's doing anything today and if she wants to come back to my place
>>27238169
How do African girls get those thighs?
>>27238523
Well in that case I will keep my distance so I don't catch that zika virus.
>>27238680
Genetics and squatz.
>>27238680
Can you handle these?
>>27238523
>I doubt they have walmart there
We do have wallmart.
I never seen a hot nigress flashing out at the supermarket though, so I'm not really sure if she's from brazil.
That small plaque on the left is too blurry to read but it doesn't look like it's portuguese either, so I don't think it's from here.
>>27238717
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/3422551/Alinne-Brand%C3%A3o?gid=3422551&page=0&view=0
She's BR
I would awkwardly reach my hand to touch, possibly while doing pic related face.
>>27238585
Brazil is pretty trashy. The whole place is sort of sticky and it's like anything you touch could give you gonorrhea.
>>27238169
>Oh, nothing much, just grabbing some food. Those are lovely by the way! How are you doing today?
I will continue treating the situation as completely normal and as if I'm not sporting a massive throbbing hard on because I am curious to see her level of dedication to getting my cock.
>>27238374
>>27238169
Go on. Moar ebony Goddess.
Man I hope I find one of these freaky girls who does shit like this for me one day
>>27238346
Women can not be robots
oregano
>>27238169
hawt
>>27238374
not as hot
>>27238319
edgy
>>27239215
Wrong I have a relative who is scared to death of men and still lives with her parents despite her being in her 50's her mother passed away a few years ago. Her father is still alive, this woman is not attractive. She basically looks like a tranny now because of her age.
