>teeth hurt
>time to brush
>underwear soaked
>time to change
>mind sober
>time to weed
>can't spin in chair
>empty 3 bins and pick up trash off floor
>getting sleepy
>time for meth
>can't reach keyboard
>time to push the trash further
> Shit bottles start to give off toxic gas
> Time to throw them out of the window
>>27237343
Have you ever thought about suicide? Best way to die is gun shot, its instant
>>27237343
>getting sad
>better distract myself with this anime
>getting suicidal
>time to sleep
>parents scream at me for being s useless sack of shit
>get suicidal
>see some old classmate doing well in life
>Google "[classmates profession] is bad" and get to feel good by reading the stories from strangers
>eat a pack of potato chips
>roll up the wrapper and toss it into the dustbin
>misses going into the dustbin
>feel bad about it
>ballsack smells amazing
>time to change underwear
>>27237343
>teeth hurt
>painful root canals or extractions
get on my level
>hair has become a mass of knots
>time to tear it out
>>27237343
>neckbeard itches from all the sweaty and decaying dead skin
>time to shave
>>27237343
i hope you realize just how far up shit creek you are
just because teeth dont hurt, doesnt mean there arent cavities. i went to the dentist after 2 years of not going, my teeth didnt hurt, but i had 10 cavities that needed filling
the teeth only start to hurt when the cavity reaches down to the root pulp, at which point you're fucked or you need to get the tooth pulled or root canaled.
extraction is about 5 hundred bucks, a root canal and crown will put you out about 1000-1500 bucks. that's per tooth.
>>27239601
>have a swollen infected absess on my tooth
>ignore it and hope it goes away
>it hurts to open my jaw
I'm tempted to just bite on it until it bursts. Do you think that'll fix it
>>27239500
>Have hair down to belly button
>Neglect preventing knots caused by my leather chair
>Hair on back of head is now 1 inch long
>hate my life
>time to drink
>Out of water
>Wonder what a piss bottle tastes like
>>27240552
welp, you're fucked.
stop asking for advice on 4chan is the only useful thing I can offer.
>Forehead becomes so greasy so can feel it slowly running down your face
>Time to shower
>>27241090
You should probably go see your dentist
>sitting infront of pc browsing the same threads over and over
>i guess ill fap for the 4th time today
>>27241031
2realfam
>>27237343
>kidney stones
>time to piss
>>27241045so whats the answer? yummy?
>tfw you don't wash for weeks and your groin becomes coated in dirt, dead skin, taint sweat and blood/pus from your groin spots
>tfw dick skin has started to tear off and turn white
oh well
How about when you haven't showered in so long the dry skin builds up on your face and scalp so thick you can scrape it off in chunks with a fingernail
>>27240552
You can die of an absess you fuck
