Anyone else have a horrible relationship with food here? I haven't eaten anything in the past 24 hours and am feeling faint and queasy, but not really hungry.
Is there something inherently robot about eating way too much, too little or only eating junk food that doesn't require prep?
Eat anything and always get constipated
Tried exercising more, drinking more water, more fiber, less fiber, more fruit, more veggies, no junk food, digestive enzymes, etc. Nothing ever helps. I get by day to day eating usually one meal and being miserably bloated all day. Before bed I drink 1/2 tbsp of miralax to be able to push out the rock hard shit the next day (even if its tiny it hurts like all hell). Tried diet changes, doctors, nothing left to try.
Fuck this life
>>27360422
by the way this only hit me around age 19/20
>>27359981
I often have strong impulses for fast food, and it frightens me because I'm not eating it once in a while I'm eating it multiple times per week, and it gives me the exact same vibe as masturbating or having a bong rip, and I often do all 3 in very close proximity, so gotta phase it out.
Get in the wagon femanon. Now.
Please use a better looking man for these threads and I will start taking the bait. The guy you've been using looks weird to me.
>>27359959
That's the point
Good bait?
>>27359959
chinlet detected
About to trip for the first time.
Give tips and share stories.
I got some questions for you niggers.
>How long does on tablet last?
>Can I control myself during this?
>Is it best to sleep during this?
>>27359721
Around 8 hours, should peak around 4 hour mark.
Yes just relax and chill out, nothing bad will happen, you will have alot of fun. Just find some chill music or a nature tv show or movie, I would stay from 4chan while tripping just in case something pops up that you don't wanna see.
Sure, if you get sleepy just lay down and close your eyes and enjoy the visuals.
Good luck anon have fun
trip on what?
I am looking for a companion. I don't want sex, and I don't want love. I want someone to hold me while I cry. This is not a joke. I am located in the southeast USA. Specifically Florida. I am willing to drive, but not too far. I haven't touched another person in nine months, and I'm in desperate need. I'll answer any questions you may have. Leave your Skype if you're interested thank you.
>>27359476
what county my man?
I'm in florida as well
>>27359500
Alachua.
>>27359476
I live in Maryland, ever consider visiting in AA
You can find confused people there to talk to about life
Every robot on Earth is now given a superpower. Realistically, what would your superpower be and what would you do with it?
For me I think I would be to turn myself into a liquid. I'm pretty chill and spineless, so it would fit. I would probably try to join a superhero group and try to help out stronger heroes or go on infiltration missions.
The ability to be normal.
The ability to permanently take other robot's powers, so I'd be the only super
the ability to talk to my crush
:(
I'm a girl, virgin, and I'm just curious about some penis stuff. I asked my male friends already, but none seem comfortable with answering that. Since this is anonymous, I hope I'll get an answer here.
1. How many random erections do young men normally have during a day?
2. How long does it take to go from cold start to fully erect?
3. And from fully erect to orgasm, during masturbation?
4. What are the most sensitive parts of it, and the least sensitive?
I was told at school that the head was more sensitive than the shaft, but pic related seems to say it's the other way around?
If you guys have any more interesting facts, I'll be happy to know! And thank you!
4. foreskin and frenulum
All of this varies on a substantial number of factors, from how many times you've recently orgasmed, to hormone levels, etc.
>>27359305
Most of your questions depend on the situation, but the tip is always the most sensitive part.
None of your Iives will ever get better.
Meh, I'm getting free college from uncle sam.
Soooo, yeah...
>>27359497
Getting free college too. Problem is I have negative motivation and am on track to get dismissed a second time.
I'm not sure that really matters
>go to a party with my brother
>one girl there
>is treated badly and ignored by everyone but acts really cheery
>first thing anyone says to her is "you should bring your friends over"
>she gets out her phone and starts showing him pictures of her friends
>gets real fucked up and blurts dumb shit no one replies to
>makes everyone drinks, omelettes and...
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>some girl is obviously trying way too hard to fit in
>instead of making her feel more comfortable or trying to set her straight, OP calls her disgusting and joins in when others treat her like shit so she can just repeat the cycle at a later date instead of learning from it and cutting that shit out
Humans. Not once.
>>27358923
>and talks about things she can do in third person
what? like she talked in third person as in said her own name?
>>27358923
Why didn't you be nice to her, OP?
>tfw your friends talk shit about u behind your back
>>27358787
What's the problem? Would you rather them tell you that you're shitty to your face? Do you even know, specifically, what they're saying?
Everyone talks shit about everyone behind their back, especially if the people are unpopular. Everyone does it. We're pack animals, and we don't like people who are different.
You talk shit about your friends behind their backs too, you don't even notice it. It's normal, don't give a fuck.
They're not. They just want to fuck a hot Chad like any other female, probably even more so. Pic related is Asian. You think she wants to play video games and watch anime with your cuck ass? All her pics are just begging for a thundercock to come stretch out that pussy.
I once believed r9k and tried my luck on okc by setting ethnicity to Asian-only. Never in my life have I seen a bigger groups of stuck-up picky skanks. And not all of them were westernized Asian girls, plenty of them were bona fide transplants from Thailand or Japan.
>>27358659
Well there are two problems here.
One, your sample size being skewed by your preferences. You can settle down with a more homely looking gamer asian cunt, but it is likely every other single autist is shooting for that.
Second, all women strive for some sort of gain be it social, sexual, etc. You are on a website where women are intentionally advertising themselves and getting so many messages it requires you to pay money to talk to them and expecting them not to immediately instinctively realize due to...
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>>27358659
Please post more of her, I love hot slutty westernized asian girls.
>>27358659
Western asian girls are the worst. They're just the most racist, gold digger, size queens, insensitive sluts. But the asia asian girls are the best. Like if you want to see the most innocent wife quality girls just go to asia, don't fish for the westernized ones. Get the real OG sour sauce.
ITT: boards you have never even bothered clicking the link for
>/vp/
>/cm/
>/AN/ (i legit didnt even know this was a board until i looked before making this thread. is it new?)
Anything anime blughh
>>27358649
I have clicked out of curiositysame with the gay boards but im not gay
>>27358602
I'd unironically hit it. yes, the girl.
so lets see, /f/, /gif/, /m/, /o/, /v/, /vr/, /i/, /ic/, /cm/, /hm/, /lgbt/ (more of a containment board than /b/ or /mlp/), /y/, /3/, /an/ (which has been around for years, actually. I just hate animals though), /asp/, /ck/, /co/, /fit/ (BRAAAAAHHHHH), /gd/, /his/ (seriously why did people whine for years to get that board, I don't get it), /int/, /lit/, /mlp/, /mu/, /n/, /news/ (why did Hirohito bring this one back? It's just gonna be /pol/ v. 2.0),...
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>mfw retards say we have an "overpopulation" crisis
>mfw there is literally an ENTIRE FUCKING CONTINENT that is literally fucking empty
>mfw most of Australia is still literally fucking empty
>mfw Greenland is fucking empty
>mfw there are states in the US that are so fucking empty and desperate for residents that they will literally pay you to live there
>mfw retards nonetheless...
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We just hate each other by nature, for the most part, OP.
>>27358496
the entire population of the earth could live comfortably inside of Texas
>tfw the entire world's population still wouldn't be as dense as Tokyo if literally everyone moved to South Africa
>tfw one of the reasons Pope Urban II cited for calling the first crusade was "Europe is too overpopulated"
Overpopulation is just some meme throughout history desu. Probably just some frontier-seeking human instinct making everyone convinced it's an actual thing.
Who /type2diabetes/ here?
>tfw you type 2 diabetes but she never types back
>>27358233
i chuckled, then i felt sad
>>27358233
Brilliant.
Oregano.
Anons, how many of you have attempted suicide?
Would you say that your life has improved since the attempt?
If so, any advice you could give to anon anon on the verge of going through this Easter?
>>27358192
I've attempted three times
I was close last time. really fucking close
I feel like a faggot because I've never made an outright attempt, just came incredibly close several times, but half the people who have made attempts did shit like halfheartedly cut at their wrists a bit and call it a suicide attempt.
Yes
Not really, but it's more peaceful
Advice on what?
is it ever possible for an ass to be too big?
Holy shit. I could use that bitch's ass as a shelf for my anime figurines.
More of big booty bitch?
>>27357913
literally fake ass bitch