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Every robot on Earth is now given a superpower. Realistically, what would your superpower be and what would you do with it?


For me I think I would be to turn myself into a liquid. I'm pretty chill and spineless, so it would fit. I would probably try to join a superhero group and try to help out stronger heroes or go on infiltration missions.
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The ability to be normal.
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The ability to permanently take other robot's powers, so I'd be the only super
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the ability to talk to my crush

:(
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>>27359370
Mind control, geass

Basically I'd rape women and rob people.
Other than that, my life would essentially be the same, except I'd have more money and rarely be horny.
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>>27359913
Forgot pic, and sorry for being evil. Really, but I must.
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>>27359370
I'm a /pol/lack so hopefully super strength/flight/laser eyes, ie one of the major superman powers. The hulk stuff is more likely since I have anger problems, but I wouldn't want that since no self control.
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I would like the ability of telekinesis but only to grate cheese
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With my luck I would end up like the thing
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Put some effort in, OP.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>27360085
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Warping

well damn, looks like I lucked out.
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>>27360085
You gotta be kidding me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dependency
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>>27360085
I got Negative Forces Manipulation, and I am black, so I will call myself Nega-Nigga, and I will rob people.
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>>27360170
Looking into it more, I could use this to become a god of sorts. Cover myself in blackhole armor, create vacuums in people, create plagues and pestilence. I can even fly and teleport.
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>>27360154
Your dependency is >tfw no gf. As long as you experience this feel, you will remain immortal. But once you get a gf and no longer feel that no gf feel, you will crumble to dust.
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>>27359913
I'd do the same with the rape and robbing. Though since you already took that power I'll choose something else.

Just to be original I'll take pyrokinesis, not exactly for its benefits but so that I could build an entire persona around it. That'd be fun.
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>>27360085
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Shapeshifting

Fucking sweet

Can do all elements too, not limited to any particular one
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Guardianship
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>>27360085
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal sweet every power in existence
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>>27359370
Super strength, because I already have tard strength.
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>>27360085
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rainbow_Generation
Oh shit other robots can't even compete.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Perfection

>mfw im godly
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Embodiment

I alter the future so that darkness takes over the planet, forcing humanity to go on a quest to save this world, which they inevitably fail, and thr human race is obliterated. I also never die until my plan is complete.
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>>27359370
Telepathy
>Mind control
>Mind reading
>Illusions
>'Invisibility'
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can i get a red lantern ring?
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>>27360085
>Discord Manipulation

Literally the War Horseman
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>>27359370
Time stop. Ridiculously op.
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>>27359370
Who /omnipotent/ here?
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Can I be a cybernetic time controlling angel knight thing ?
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I'd want to be invisible just for the giggles of messing with people
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>>27359370
Psychic shit. Dimensional travel, telepathy, limited precognition.

I would leave, forever.
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>>27360085
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Plane_Lordship
PFFFT what the fuck
This is so twisted

Going full world editor mode ay.
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>>27362458
It's ironic too because I greatly resent physical reality.
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I like these threads.
But they're a bummer jack.
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