He was a manlet, an incel and comically ugly to boot. And when he tried to buy a sports car he was screwed into a powerless shitbox.
he had friends and a social life and a job
he ended up banging some jap bitch too whos brother had a hachiruku
he was a normie
>have tfw no gf
>remember that street racers don't need girls
>>27324134
>>27324321
>itsuki has pepe lips
Tell me what makes you so angry, anon.
My meaningless existence and inability to derive any kind of meaning from it.
Humanity's existence.
Everything.
>>27323922
I feel the same way.
It's a tiring existence.
>>27323901
I'm ugly so people treat me like shit and will never love me.
Just got back from the shops and something weird happened.
>Go shops on my motorcycle
>Nothing special
>Go inside the shopping center and pass the shops
>Get some subway, and decide ill eat it outside
>as I'm walking back some female stops me (about 22-23 years old)
>Those people in the middle of the shops selling stuff i think, or giving out brochures.
>She...
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She basically was begging to get your number or ask for a date and you autistically misses all the flashing neon signs.
>>27323778
She thought you were a retard and wanted to make sure you didn't take off your protective head gear without the permission of your guardian. She kept you engaged in conversation while security and the tard wranglers were being paged.
You're either going to get robbed or murdered
Rate each other's phone backgrounds
>tfw in love with Haruhi
>>27323733
Having an anime phone/desktop background is like telling the world that you've given up.
>>27323750
I have.
oringal
>>27323733
What phone is that?
What are some good movies?
I really love Take Shelter. Overlooked and underrated modern American classic, in my opinion.
Watch the French movie Martyrs.
Don't ask questions, just do it.
It will make you a better person. It will make you think.
>>27323647
Network is a film worth watching.
so bros, i somehow managed to lose my virginity to a woman who wasn't an escort yesterday and i feel less accomplished than i thought i would
i'm not sure how to feel anymore
Same.
Same girl actually.
I had my first time with a random chick from Fetlife.
It's not all that good a feel. Unless you love someone sex is just kinda dull.
>>27323563
>Unless you love someone sex is just kinda dull.
lol no.
Sex is shit because you're inexperienced. Sex gets better if you and the person you're fucking are generally wanting the same things. Most people think sex improves in a relationship because of love and all that, it only improves because you get more chances to do it better, you learn what the other person likes.
>Weeabo friends love Azumanga Daioh back in college
>Didn't watch anime, didn't care
>Starting to watch anime now
>See Azumanga Daioh free on Hulu
>Watch first episode
>WTF am I watching
This show is horrible and has no plot. Why do people like this?
>Friends love Seinfeld back in college
>Didn't watch TV, didn't care
>Starting to watch TV now
>See Seinfeld free on Hulu
>Watch first episode
>WTF am I watching
This show is horrible and has no plot. Why do people like this?
Azumanga Daioh isnt really an entry level anime. Hell, I wouldn't recommend\ it unless you know an intermediate level of Japanese so you can appreciate a lot of the puns and cultural things.
Try Neon Genesis Evangelion instead.
>>27323358
That was one of the only anime I've ever watched
What would a girl with black, white, and latina, and possibly asian ancestry look like? Genuinely wondering, never seen one
This is what a woman in 2050 may look like.
>tfw no qt future gf
five bagger
>>27323386
>>27323424
...why does /pol/ hate this? They're beautiful to me...maybe the men, not so much.
ITT we post our favorite Digimon. faggy pokemon threads appear every night, so lets show some love to the real 'mon
inb4 someone posts fucking agumon
Renamon.
>>27323327
Sure thing fampai just let me post my favorites, I cant just pick one!
He doesn't say "Digimon garlic champions"?
Addiction Thread
What are you addicted to, robots? It can be anything
porn, weed, sadness.
>>27323278
i was actually just posting about this in another thread.
im addicted to sleeping with girls on skype. ASMR used to be able to keep me but nowadays i just get really depressed if i have nobody to call when i'm about to sleep.
it sucks cause i actually have a really soothing voice (according to the people i called before), and i have nobody to read bedtime stories to, and other gay shit like that.
i hope i dont sound too narcissistic, but i straight up have insomnia if there's...
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>>27323278
caffeine, memes and frogs.
how old is the average robot?
i'm 25, kissless friendless virgin pseudo neet
>>27323240
>how old is the average robot?
24 kv, friendless neet
>>27323240
>pseudo neet
stop this
>>27323336
ok i am sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
Hey wagie. Don't forget to go to work tomorrow.... Ehrm... today! What are you doing awake?
The NEET has lots of exciting things to do, currently i am visiting Mexico and i'm looking to climb the Popocatepetl and then flying down with my wingsuit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnvvsjstveM
looks boring af
That guy's text to speech videos were funny, but after the initial grin, these videos are pointless.
>>27323231
Thisis another fun day.
>keep refreshing thread
>not a single YOU
>everybody keeps replying to OP
>really thought I made a good post
>tfw suddenly remember I'm OP
>>27323107
>made a thread recently
>only got two replies
>two (You)s
2016 is going strong.
>>27323268
Another day, another (You)!
>>27323366
>>27323268
>>27323107
AYYY LETS GET SOME (You)S GOING ON IN HERE
I literally just got cucked by my bf of 6 months
Wat do? She's prettier than me in every way
Kill him then her than yourself
>>27323104
Stupid roastie get the fuck out.
You retards use the word cuck incorrectly so fucking much. If you didn't consent to it he didn't cuck you. He fucking CHEATED on you. Break up with him.
It's not that hard to figure out. Are you that desperate to have a bf?
im not just fat and ugly but im a whore to and i go to the literal trashcan on the internet to get insults.i really honestly hope that some woman hating psycho takes all their anger out on me. im a fat pathetic worthless piece of shit too. and im a whore so ill like it if i get gang banged in every hole.not that im worth it.
>That neck
kek.
Post face, slut
What kind of shitposting is this?
Why would someone with such a nice vagina let themselves get fat?