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so bros, i somehow managed to lose my virginity to a woman who
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so bros, i somehow managed to lose my virginity to a woman who wasn't an escort yesterday and i feel less accomplished than i thought i would

i'm not sure how to feel anymore
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Same.

Same girl actually.
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I had my first time with a random chick from Fetlife.
It's not all that good a feel. Unless you love someone sex is just kinda dull.
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>>27323563
>Unless you love someone sex is just kinda dull.
lol no.

Sex is shit because you're inexperienced. Sex gets better if you and the person you're fucking are generally wanting the same things. Most people think sex improves in a relationship because of love and all that, it only improves because you get more chances to do it better, you learn what the other person likes.
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>he fell for the sex meme
your mental agony will never end, anon.
it's here to stay.
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>>27323600
I'm experienced but it isn't engaging in the least for me. And I wish it was.
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>>27323610
This.

I thought after my first time a great mental burden would be lifted, an abyss in my being filled with wonderful feelings and I could get on with the rest of my life feeling more whole.

In reality you just jerked off but using a meat hole that wasnt your hand for once. You will feel ansolutely no different once the novelty wears off, or if you're like me you'll even get sick of sex with your girlfriend.
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>>27323600
Sorta true. I can finger my girlfriends clit now and if I cant be bothered teasing and prolonging it for her I can make her cum in about 2 minutes.
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That's because you didn't have sex with a pure qt virgin.
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>>27323542
there is a woman out in the world that will let you. Yes you! Put that little wrinkly thing you call a penis inside of her. And the best part is... She will let you do it for free!!! And somehow you feel less accomplished??

Have you considered male buttholes? Perhaps offering yours?
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But you just got laid, bro. Maybe learn a language or an instrument, too. I heard people will like you if you do these things. Maybe even get more sex out of it. Life will be amazing. I think the millions of non-virgin adults who aren't fulfilled must be lying.
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>>27323542
The first time is never particularly impressive, due to inexperience and unfamiliarity. The next time you have sex with a woman, ask them about...The Clench. That's when the woman, via a muscular contraction of her vagina, firmly grips your penis with pressure comparable to your own hand when fapping. First time my gf did that to me, I got rock solid within a few strokes and blew my load in what was easily the best sex of my life up to that point. The Clench is absolutely vital to enjoyable vaginal sex, IMO.
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