how old is the average robot?
i'm 25, kissless friendless virgin pseudo neet
>>27323240
>how old is the average robot?
24 kv, friendless neet
>>27323240
>pseudo neet
stop this
>>27323336
ok i am sorry
>>27323240
22. kv, TruNEET here
Got tired of society and people so I partially dropped out. I usually go outside just to get food in order to survive.
>>27323240
>>27323376
what does pseudo neet mean senpai
>>27323240
>>27323336
>>27323570
Right, so what am I missing? Are you a NEET or no?
I'm turning 35 in a day
>>27323240
23 taking a class online and work ronery night job. I don't leave my apartment unless it's for food, rent, gas or work.
22, same as you unless you count kissing a guy
>>27324655
i chck ur doobs
21, kissless. held a girls hand once. work full time 6 days a week. sick of people and tired of living already
22 kv no romance/flirting/etc. whatsoever, will kill myself soon.
27, not a virgin as I was basically raped by a succubus at 24
29 neet virgin.
>>27324775
once upon a time I would have hated that. now I envy you.
26, not a virgin because of hookers.
34, not a virgin (barely) but a mental health patient NEET.
>>27324934
>tfw will never be a succubus that rapes robots right before they achieve wizardhood and their mana is at its highest
>>27323240
39 friendless and paid for sex once.
>>27323240
27 forever actual NEET with no social life.
25 weeaboo.
Pecked on cheek.
Never held hands.
Virgin.
No friends, fake hiki.
>>27324696
You forgot to say no homo original commentttttt
fresh out the womb18
23
Homeless as fuck but enjoying it.
10 to 3 makes eeen
also delete this
21 here
Not a virgin cause this >>27324953 t.b.h f.a.m
Never had a gf although many girls have been into me before
I'm downright normie now but I still come here, 20 male, not kv anymore as of a month ago with friends coming the year begot 2
>>27325304
how are you on 4chan?
20yrs old here. I've had gf's but still kissless. We usually stopped seeing eachother after the 2nd date
23, live with mom, kissless virgin, work at mcdonalds, never went to college
>>27325530
just to add on
custodian worker
college drop out
lives with aunt
>>27325522
Smart phones exist and I happen to be in a hotel for the night ( normally live in my truck bed camper)
>>27324265
He probably thinks not liking his education employment or training makes him a NEET.
>>27325434
>many girls have been into me
>robot
>>27325548
i feel for you man. If it wasn't for my aunt i'd be homeless a long time ago
>>27325593
It's not bad if you keep moving. Before I got the vehicle I hitched/hopped freight. Good way to see the country.
29 Perma virgin NEET here, I've past the point of caring.
25, made out before, have gotten blow jobs, no intercourse yet
22 kissless hugless friendless virgin 3 year neet seriously considering suicide
28, divorced.
I would honestly kill to be a 21 year old KHV again.
23 virgin
I used to think I would remain that way because no girl would ever find me attractive.
Now it's because even if they do I'd feel like the kid in this pic. I can only do it with someone I feel close too. And since everyone my age is already experienced it's safe to say I'll never feel close to anyone ever for the rest of my life. And thus will remain a virgin
>>27326556
that's exactly what i think, spot on
cheers
28, will be 29 in less than two weeks. Still a virgin.
>>27326536
I wouldn't want to be you.
>>27326536
45, divorced
Same 2bh, if we can only rolleroo back time
24 been-so-long-I've-essentially-reverted-to-virgin here (I mean like 6 years since I touched anything female)
I like ponies now
>>27326556
Bullshit. I was a virgin until 23 and it was exactly like you described first several times but then you just give in to your natural physical desires and take initiative even if I don't feel close (frankly, I didn't feel particularly close to any of them). You still got the chance.
>>27326931
what's it like?
roody poo
>>27326931
>>27326536
Are you the ones who fuel the women hate threads?
30 yo virgin with friends and have a lowvage job
>strawpoll's say half of /r9k/ is 19 or younger
>thread's with manual answers say 90% of /r9k/ is over 20
why
>>27327199
Its half-half.
One half is fobots, the other is fembots.
>>27327222
either lies or youngfags don't post because they know they'll get banned
are you so simple?
19
has hugged like 3 girls, no kiss relationship nothing
i dont feel too bad about it since im a chink from a traditional family, if worst comes to worst i can go back to china and probably get into a planned marriage if things go to shit
41 and a kissless virgin.
>>27323240
20, khv, friendless
22 virgin, kissed a couple of girls but I'm not sure they count as they were drunk party sluts
Never done anything romantic with anyone
Had a fucking load of opportunities in high school, but my shitty self confidence told me that they were just trying to trick me and make fun of me
32 beginning process of applying for disability if I dint blow my brains out before I receive my first denial.
>>27326536
This honestly. Once you realize sex ain't no big deal you realize its the crushing fucking loneliness and the absolute lack of purpose that's the worst. Fuck you can still feel like this with somebody. Its the absolute worst when you realize that this women you think you love doesn't fill that void in your soul.
I was married, had a good job, was trying to have kids.
Now I'm divorced, living with my mother, unemployed and contemplating suicide with the 30-06, and the divorce was ten fucking years ago.
You faggots want some real advice? You better fucking hope you find something in life that you truly feel passionate about instead of believing some girls gonna fill that void, or you are just going to turn into a bitter old fuck that's only alive because you don't want to hurt your family or some other asinine reason.
>26
>hikineet for 4 years and counting
>literally no social life besides 4chan
>khhv
>>27323240
>pseudo neet
what the fuck does that even mean? frigging normies everywhere I swear.
>>27327414
>only alive because you don't want to hurt your family or some other asinine reason.
that's how I feel now
>>27327222
those are the redditors lurking in the background of this board, there was an exodus last year and they've been silently nuking this place to death, op was probably a redditor as well.
21 KHV, might become a NEET after graduating uni.
25, failed engagement to cheating whore.
Would almost rather have been kv
30 yo autist mute virgin neet master race reporting in
>>27323240
I'm a 23 year old white male
Had sex with 3 girls
Just NEET my shit up fammo
>>27327414
>a bitter old fuck that's only alive because you don't want to hurt your family or some other asinine reason.
I'm a 27 years old khhv and this describes me sometimes.
20
kv
work at goodwill and intern at walgreens pharmacy
>>27327471
19
Fooled around but no intercourse
Been lurking for at least 4 years, I'm pretty sure that browsing this place has fucked me up, but it still feels like home. We aren't all redditors, some of us just started real early.
>>27323240
22
I've done nothing with a woman besides replying to the prerequisite hello directed in my direction by supermarket checkout girls.
>>27323240
26 years old, fucked 23 women
33
neet
kissed a man once
taht about it
20 years old
in college
virgin in all ways
>so comfy
>but so sad
26, kv, live with dad, I have "friends" who invite me once a year.
I have a comfy programming job though.
>>27323240
18, virgin. In school
25 yo KV reporting in.
40 year old juicy cock precum
>>27323240
28 kv true neet
24, khv, neet.
After I finished my conscription back in '11 I've been to college thrice, flunked out every time because of my crippling social anxiety and regular lack of motivation.
At least I live on my own and feel healthy shame so to keep my failure as a human being secret from my family.
19
Friendless community college fag.
Not a virgin, but I lost itto my sister.
>>27328974
Biological- or stepsister?
23 khv neet
Never had a conversation with a woman that has lasted more than 10 seconds.
About 40 rejections on my belt
24kv, a few months to 25.
Have never asked out a woman in my life.
>>27328999
Biological
Nice original trips.
Reading this thread makes me so happy. It's great to see that there are true robots left.
This place has been tainted too much by the normiechads.
Keep on wizarding, brethren.
20, 21 soon, and in community college
no friends and kissless
at least I'm making good grades there I guess
26
I lost my virginity at 23. Have had sex a grand total of 2 times since then.
I spent much of my youth worried about being found out as a virgin, when it finally happened I was instantly less afraid of society because I had that basic commonality with them now.
Still a NEET shut-in posting on a weeaboo social network on a tuesday morning however.
The average "robot" is now probably 16 and has had gf or two
I'm 20, turning 22 in a week, and am a khv neet
i'm 21....
fuck off. just fuck off, man.
31.
Not a virgin but I haven't had sex in about 6 years.
22 not a neet
I got a mediocre blowjob which transitioned into a mediocre handjob a while ago, so my fellow robot assures me I'm no longer in the running for wizardom
>>27323240
Propably 15 years forever alone
im 26
why am i here. fuuuuck
>>27323240
I'm 26 kissless virgin that never even tried to get a date or accidentally scored one.
I was in university, but dropped out because I was too lazy, now I work a full time job and live on my own.
I spend my free time posting on 4chan, playing single player games and masturbating to trap porn.
Wanna hang out some time?
>>27330202
Kinda similar to this guy...
33 and haven't had sex in 9 years
22, fucked 4 girls but haven't been with one in 6 months
Have a job
Live on my own
Only have 1 real friend
Play drums and guitar
Love vidya, speedrunning in particular I like challenging myself
Like tabletop gaming because I like rping
>I don't think I belong here
>I rp as a robot because I'm devilish
>Almost 22
>college drop out
>non virgin
>few friends
I'm a boring person
>>27328974
>>27329016
Story please. Older or younger?
>21
>autism diagnosis
>no friends
>don't know any girls
>struggling socially
>struggling studying
>struggling to stay healthy
/r9k/ is one of the few places I can relate to other humans
22. I already feel old.
>>27323240
21, kissless friendless virgin. College student, misanthrope, broke.
>>27332535
But you've done so many amazing things with your life already.
