Why arent there many robots 40+ here? What happens in age, do you somehow outgrow autism?
you kill yourself in your 30s or you get used to it and stop giving a shit
Our endgame is suicide or prison
you either kill yourself or start living on the street because your parents are either too old to support you or dead
>Pizza boy comes into the surgery
>Took him 36 minutes to arrive, when he said "less than 30"
>Pizza is barely lukewarm
>Still wants me to give him a tip
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27647149
>>Still wants me to give him a tip
The only tip he'll get from me
>>27647149
Hey, can't say no to free drugs!
>>27647149
Please fuck off with this awful forced meme
Kill yourself
>27
>high school dropout
>NEET on/off since 18
>social ancienty due to NEET
>no gf
>fucked a few bitches in some trips so at least wont die virgin
>not fat so at least i got that going for me
>family disowned me, everyone thinks im mental
>addicted to /v/ /pol/ and /g/
can i still...
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too far, sorry anon
>>27647045
how old are you right now famalam?
>>27647045
>not a virgin
Im 28 and even went to college and earned a degree. Fail at everything social though so Im a total virgin and have only been able to get part time near min wage jobs.
>tfw watch fart porn because it makes me laugh
>it doesn't even turn me on so I watch it fully clothed
>tfw scared dad might walk in and see his son fully clothed watching women fart in men's faces
Lock your door, fear removed
>it doesn't even turn me on so I watch it fully clothed
that's somehow even worse
>>27646969
Wtf is going on with that pepe senpai?
How can mirrors be real, if our eyes aren't real?
What is wrong with me. I'm in a relationship with a girl and it started out with us just chatting. After awhile we decided to meet. She was the most innocent girl i've ever seen. Felt like I could protect her and always be there to support her.
But then I got sick and she nursed me back to health. After that it seems like our roles got completely reversed. Now she acts like an overly caring mother figure and i'm her child. My self esteem is in the gutter right now and I always want to bring it up to her, but then I realise that I sort of like the way things...
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Accept it.
Really, if the both of you like how things are, why bother trying to change something. Go with the flow brah.
>>27646887
Be honest with her about it. If she can't deal with it, it's going to be a big problem down the road
>>27647074
>>27647095
I don't know what i'm feeling myself. I've always had this drilled into me that a man needs to look after a woman. That he can never depend on them or be lower than them. His word needs to be final and he needs to look after himself.
And yet on one hand I feel good about it. It feels like i'm living with a mother and I don't have to worry about things. It's not like she orders me to do things, but it seems the...
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it's that time again fagfam
how's life going?
Still thinking about selling my body to old men.
I'm not ready yet thought since I can't even fit more than a finger in my boi pucci.
>>27646818
Don't do it. You'll get AIDS for sure.
>>27646825
Even with condom?
he keeps asking me to "force" him to do things and heavily implies he wants more. think he wants me to peg him.
he also doms me sometimes which i like most. how can i make him dominant all the time?
hello?
hellohello
hellohi
Cuck him, the rage will awaken his dominant side.
>>27646735
Find someone else. This never works out
B. Caapi or Ayahuasca vine naturally contains MAOi inhbitors, a class of the most effective antidepressants / anxiolytics (anti-anxiety) available.
Non-hallucinatory on it's own, a light tea can be consumed upon awakening. Mood-brightening, energizing, and relaxing effects can be noted immediately, not unlike alcohol (but without the visual and fine motor impairment.
South america cultures refer to it as the Mother Vine, due to it's nurturing, almost feminine feel.
I highly recommend this to any robots suffering from mood swings, anxiety, and severe...
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Are you from the Peruvian tourist board? You made a thread about this yesterday.
>>27646681
no never been to peru just drink ayahuasca on my own
it's life changing stuff i wish more robots would see this thread
If it's so great why haven't I heard of it? Is it legal to order?
if you guys had a fairy like this who lived with you would you use her as an onahole?
personally no
I'd cum on it though
if it was consensual and didn't destroy her insides
>>27646614
KEK
E
Koriginal memes my man
>meet girl
>can't stand listening to her stupid meme ideologies
>start giving my side of ideology
>get called a Nazi and she leaves
>convince myself women are shit
>Get depressed 3 months later
>rinse and repeat
How do I go back to living in ignorance?
I can't seem to relate to anyone in the real world
>"stupid meme ideologies"
>gets his ideology from /pol/ and youtube
>>27646615
>implying implications
I actually have a great love of history so when dumb fucks start spouting about open fucking boarders it's not hard to refute their arguments
>>27646656
>history = political philosophy
Why are you still up American robots?
I'm laying in bed listening to music and smoking. What's up with y'all tonight?
Pic is first tat I got a few days ago
why would you get a tattoo of a care bear
Fuck off normal scum you're not welcome
>>27646553
You're going to make a wonderful husband for a morbidly obese fan girl or alcoholic homosexual someday!
what's the most notable thing you've done in the past 48 hours?
Went to the gym or the run I did 24 hours before that
I also went for a drive to a lookout last night and wanted to look at the city lights but there were too many neurotypicals there so I had to leave
If we can extend it to a week, my last expedition before that was a nice drive to the beach and I walked out to the inlet and looked back at all the lights of the tourist city there.
It was really, really good. I like it there a lot, went there as a kid.
I wish it was closer. I want to do that walk every night. I don't really have the money to...
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erp'd with a teenager
I really did nothing notable in the last 48 hrs. didn't even leave my flat.
>>27646584
what did you do?
Daily general, ausfags.
>>27646381
And yes, I expect to see the sameliteral cocksuckersfrom everyday
How dis make you feel wite boi?
>>27646492
Does he think that's full of booze?
Anyone here have a legit micropenis? That is a penis which is less than 7cm erect.
3" wizard masterrace
thank god for drugs, vr and onaholes
>>27646295
are micropenises even real? im asian and im like 5 or 5.5inches hard...
googled micropenis and there's a bunch of hitler pics for some reason kek
Are any of you actually robots? Whenever a thread comes up about appearance everyone is 7/10 or higher. Whenever there's a thread about friends all of you have at least one. It seems to me like the vast majority of you are just normies who use /r9k/ as a place to vent when things don't go your way.
What is a robot. Define it.
>virgin
check
>bitter and angry
check
>sophisticated gentleman
check
>browses r9k for more then 7 hours per day
check
>friendless autist
check
>ugly as sin
check
>>27646285
Someone who has nothing.