it's that time again fagfam
how's life going?
Still thinking about selling my body to old men.
I'm not ready yet thought since I can't even fit more than a finger in my boi pucci.
>>27646818
Don't do it. You'll get AIDS for sure.
>>27646825
Even with condom?
>>27646837
Even oral presents a risk of hiv infection. I'd stay as far away from the virus as possible and older gay men carry it the most.
I will die alone and unloved
>>27646864
I wish STDs didn't exist. They really put me off the whole idea of having touching someone else.
>>27646864
>>27646837
>>27646825
Even if a dude with HIV cums in your ass bareback there's only a roughly 1/100 chance that you'll contract it. Things that increase the risk are anal tears/wounds, the dude having been recently infected as the virus is most contagious during the acute stage of infection. Chances of infection are reduced dramatically if the guy is taking meds (and 99% of guys who have been diagnosed with HIV are because nobody wants to feel like shit and/or die a slow painful death), and condoms catch everything so if used properly the risk is practically non-existent.
>even oral presents a risk
there isn't a single documented case of someone contracting HIV through performing oral sex, this is bullshit.
Just make sure you use a condom and you're fine, anon.
>you will never have anything less than your highly specific set of standards on what you look for in a potential partner
>you will die unloved
>>27646950
Okay thanks for the tip.
>>27647085
What are your highly specific set of standards?
>>27646800
>tfw still no bf
I thought posting here would get me a robot bf.
>tfw no bara bf
Fells bad man
>>27646864
> 2016
> not needing your neg hole pumped with med resistant poz loads
Fucking casuals
>>27647288
ew dude stop
>Bf was going back home
>Cried alot
>His bus fucked up and he came back after one day
>He is going to leave again this sunday
Oh god i will cry again non stop, at least i got some exstra days with him
>>27647497
No one cares cebruz.
>>27646950
This kind of advice is why so many faggots have aids nowadays TOBEHONEST
faggots literally cannot be robots. you have a endless supply of other faggots willing to do whatever degenerate bullshit you feel like on a WHIM. like its not even remotely funny how easy faggots have it
none of you are robots. and just because you claim "bu-bu-buuuut i havE AnXiETYYY ='((((((((" doesnt mean anything. only straight males can be robots
>>27647288
>still thinking about poz when there's new more exciting fads going on right now
>even wasting dubs on that shit
>calling others casuals
>>27647606
>endless supply of other faggots
Ok
Reminder that you're all going to helI
>>27647509
I care abot my bf, thats enough
>>27647606
If you were a real robot you'd be willing to fuck men. Women are the true degenerates and are currently cucking the society that men having spent the last millennia building. How can you still be attracted to them?
Grow up and take a cock up your ass or get the fuck off this board
>>27647799
>Grow up and take a cock up your ass or get the fuck off this board
I've been trying to find a robot to fuck for me ages now without any luck.
>meet up with lonely robot
>get him to suck my dick
>after I finish say I'm too tired and leave
Also every single one has had a tiny cock.
I don't get it, why don't you just fuck off to /lgbt/?
>>27647677
I'll save you the bitch seat, baby.
>Tfw you realized the robots in here turned gay simply because they couldn't get a gf
>>27648019
Too christian desu
>>27648042
Nah, I turned gay because I watched too much anime. Anime makes people suck cock.
>>27648019
>No topic
>Nsfw
You can post pretty much everything aslong it is /soc/ bullshit
>>27648048
>speedosausage
Nice, yesterday went to the club, fucked 3 traps (2 where ugly but the last one was hot) was fucked by a nice dude in the bathroom and fucked 2 dudes in the bathroom too. At the end i almost go with a really hot trap home, (she was like 6" really thin and long and nice legs) but i lost him when i went to the bathroom and some dude started blowing me... when i get out of there it was almost closing time and the georgous trap that wanted to go with me was gone :(.
I hope that i will see him again next sunday
>>27648019
/lgbt/ is full of uppity trannies and normalfags.
>>27648042
>tfw I did this
>>27648019
lgbt is a shit board
>>27647606
Define robot, i can fuck 10 different people a day but im still an awkward and austit idiot, life doesnt revolve around sex, if you think that you are an idiot and you need to kill yourself,
Grow up you stupid manchild
>>27647606
still a touchless virgin at 23. I'd say I'm a robot. But yes most gays are massive normalfags
I wanna know the top to bottom ratio in this thread.
Pls fill this out!
https://strawpoll.me/7285301
>>27646800
I'm actually prison gay
Started having sex with boys last year because of dozens of girls rejecting me.
But last week a girl got on a date with me and even a simple HUG made me hard as fuck, feeling blissful and awesome.
Which is something that never happened with boys, they usually need to make out with me a lot and i take ages to cum.
Pretty sad desu
>>27647569
No it's not. HIV infections rates are on the rise because HIV's reputation has been reduced from "life-threatening" to "mildly inconveniencing and a more manageable disease than diabetes" thanks to the effectiveness of new treatment options, so fags have become more lax about using protection. Throw in the huge increase in the popularity and prevalence of bareback pornography, not to mention the rate of porn consumption in general due to the internet, and you've got tons of guys who've been conditioned to find bareback sex significantly hotter than protected sex (the porn you watch significantly influences what you seek in your own sexual encounters), lulled into a false sense of safety due to how much of it they've been exposed to, who are no longer having it hammered into them that HIV is a massively stigmatised death sentence, and who likely know of quite a few HIV positive people who are living outwardly happy, healthy lives. The result is that there's a lot of unsafe, unprotected sex happening amongst gays at the moment, and consequently a rise in HIV infection.
Yeah, the safest way to not get HIV is to not have sex at all, but the risk is so minute when proper protective methods are employed that it's not worth worrying about. Your chance of dying every single time you get in a car or cross the road is multitudes higher than your chance of getting HIV through protected sex yet you probably do that several times a week (inb4 reclusive NEETs gotcha me on that one: I don't care lol).
Actually living life is all about taking calculated risks. But hey, enjoy being an anxious wreck in your sterilised bubble.
What's your ideal bf gaybots? And what's the bare minimum?
Ideal
>normal looking
>taller than me
>bookish
>weeb
>dominant top
>a few weird fetishes
Minimum
>likes me or can pretend to convincingly
>>27646800
Shit.
I don't know anymore if I'm just a fag or a tranny in the making.
Every day I wake up I'm doubting myself more and I don't want to become some monster freak.
>>27648908
>I don't know anymore if I'm just a fag or a tranny in the making.
probably a trans-monster sry
>>27648888
Nice quads
Ideal
>A self conscious femboy that has a mix of good/bad features
>5'7"
>Shy, nerdy weeb
>Calm and relaxed rather than very driven or chasing excitement
>Switch
>Completely trusting and dependent on each other
Minimum
>A std free white guy that isn't twice my age and willing to be my bf
>>27649016
Time for me to go buy a shotgun, I guess.
I hate trannies, it's hard to explain how stupid and insane they are, the way they act make me nauseous.
>>27649048
why do you think you are a mtf?
>>27649207
I kinda like girly stuff, sometimes I want to dress like a girl because it feels really nice (panties, stockings, dresses) and sometimes when I'm drunk I say retarded shit like "Oh look at that bitch over there, she can get a bf so easily I wish I was in her place I bet she doesn't even know how lucky she is".
>>27648888
>shorter than meI'm 6'3"
>has nice muscles
>has nice abs, ofc
>is nice
>is uncut
>has dark hair
>plays vidya with me
Minimum:
>exists
Nice quads, by the way.
>>27648888
Ideal
>gr8 face
>works out with me
>spends time doing stupid shit with me
>finds me attractive
>Bottom, but with big Weiner
Minimum
>will cuddle with me
>>27649349
I fit all but the dark hair
>>27649453
I can do with non-dark hair. Are you also a robot? I forgot to put that in there.
>>27649478
Well I'm on this board
I'm not fuck ugly, but suck at social life because closet
>>27649488
>suck at social life because closet
I suck at social life, too. I was just wanting to be sure.
>>27649229
lol, you are not trans
you'r fine mateyou are just a effeminate twink
>>27649502
This means we fuck now, right?
>>27649512
I think so. That's what happens in the movies.
>>27646800
>how's life going?
still wanna off myself, as ever
>tfw only pleasure in life is furry porn and Death Grips
>>27648019
/lgbt/ is all trannies
>>27649508
I hope you're right.The amount of jealousy I have from straight women with boyfriends is off the charts.
>>27649528
You have kik or snapchat or something?
>>27649637I have Skype. That's mainly it.
>>27649349
Well /I/ fit all but the muscles/abs (skinnyfat-tier).
>>27649885
And you're a robot, right?With all the normies around I have to ask.
>>27649924
Well I would definitely say so, but everyone has a different criteria for robot and I've no idea what yours is.
>>27649958
Like next to 0 social skills, or only social with a very small amount of friends.V-virgin even?
>>27649984
Well I'm socially-fucked such that my only friends are from /r9k/, and I have really bad social anxiety.Not a virgin though, soz
>>27650035
>social hermit
>still not a virgin
I'm not >>27649984 btw I'm just expressing my rage at other gayfags having slept with people
>>27650035
>not a virgin
>calls himself a robot
>>27650065
>>27650062
Nobody here would be a virgin if the opportunity arose. I was lucky enough to have the opportunity arise. Funnily enough it didn't magically cure me of my social dysfunctionality, depression, and general shitness at life.
>>27650085
How was it? Was it with a boy or girl?
>>27650085
Having the opportunity arise means you're not a robot.
>>27650099
With a guy. Underwhelming. Kinda wish I'd just jerked off. Sex without a meaningful connection isn't at all what it's cracked up to be. It just feels weird. Overall glad to have had the experience though.
>>27650104
Fuck off, there are probably several things you do or have done that plenty of people on here would say disqualify you from being a robot. If this board were restricted to people who fit any one person's militant standards for robot (i.e. "exactly as shit at life as me or worse!") then the board would be fucking dead.
>>27650172
>militant standards for robot
Lol being a virgin is a pretty well accepted standard for being a robot outside of paying a prostitute or being raped.
>>27650203
being a STRAIGHT virgin is. it's infinitely easier to get laid if you're willing to fuck men. 90% of the straight robot virgins here could get fucked in a split second if they were willing to fuck a dude. if you're gay and can't get laid then you're even more of a failure than the majority of the people on this board and frankly don't belong here.
>>27650240
>le social anxiety
>still had sex though XD
Non virgins of any orientation aren't robots.
>>27650272
Have you seriously unironically bought into the whole wearing your mental illness like a badge of honour thing? >>>/tumblr/
Social anxiety doesn't prevent you from doing things that involve social interaction, it just makes them stressful and difficult. Living a worthwhile life with social anxiety requires challenging it constantly.
>>27650240
>>27650361
>if you're gay and can't get laid then you're even more of a failure than the majority of the people on this board and frankly don't belong here
>muh mental health problems, fuck people who are general failures
Normies get the fuck out, do you even know what the fuck /r9k/ is about?
>>27650400
You mean REEEing people that don't fit your own personal brand of what having a shitty life means? Fuck your victim Olympics bullshit. You'd think a board would criticize its shitposters but here it seems to be the only source of content.
>>27650361
>Have you seriously unironically bought into the whole wearing your mental illness like a badge of honour thing?
I haven't claimed to have a mental illness m8, you're the one claiming to be so depressed and socially anxious while being a non-virgin.
"Oh woe is me! People want to have sex with me!"
>>27650443
Of all the requirements to being a robot, being a virgin is the most unanimously accepted one.
>>27650400
it means the fagbot isn't forever alone, they are like femanons who claim they can't find a bf even though they have beta orbiters
>tfw anxiety ridden
>loner
>very low self esteem
>depression, obviously
i feel so suffocated constantly
>>27650460
I didn't say that fucknuts, that's the expectation you're imposing on me.
>"Oh woe is me! People want to have sex with me!
Sick strawman, yes, there are people who will fuck me. Even though my life is shit in every other domain, that qualifies me as a normie? Only imbeciles think in such extremes.
>tfw my Swede bf doesn't like me anymore because I'm a Nazi
;_;
>>27650530
>isn't a virgin
>has people who will fuck him
>I'm definitely a robot
>>27650460
>Of all the requirements to being a robot, being a virgin is the most unanimously accepted one.
For straight people. Sex is less intimate than casual conversation for queers. Unlike being straight, having sex isn't some subconscious affirmation of your self worth due to being able to court someone. It means absolutely nothing if you're gay.
>>27650531
>tfw no nazi bf
Original feel
>>27650585
>Sex is less intimate than casual conversation for queers
It seems that way, unfortunately - I've had countless gay guys paw at me for sex and I've snubbed every one. I'm not a whore and have no interest in sex just for physical pleasure - why bother? I can just jack off for the same feeling. The real pain is >tfw no bf to cuddle
Gay robots who want a romantic relationship are at an even bigger disadvantage than straight robots.
>>27650585
>Sex is less intimate than casual conversation for queers.
>It means absolutely nothing if you're gay.
Spoken like a normalfag.
>>27650552
>>27650632
>devolving to juvenile shitposting
it's okay to just accept that you're wrong, anon. You can go now.
>>27650663
Why you so attached the label of robot that you have to go against the accepted definition?
>>27650632
Are you gonna try to explain why or just spout retarded one-liners that have been autistically accepted as arguments here?
I thought the rhetoric here was that men were smarter than women.
>>27648888
>friends with ideal bf
>he will never love me back
worst feel
>>27648888
ideal
>aryan
>top, vers between dom/sub
>furry
>humors my sweat/armpit fetish
>into casual vidya
>playful sense of humor
>passionate about music
minimum
>is cool with my fetishes
>doesn't care much for being adventurous / going clubbing
>>27650700
I'm not "attached to the label of robot", I just want to be able to participate in this community, one of very few places I'm at all able to feel a sense of belonging with other people due to how abysmal I am at existing as a human being, without some pedantic childish fuckwit coming out of the woodwork to shit on me and whine at me that I don't belong because of autistic hairsplitting over that fucking stupid label as soon as I reveal something incredibly insignificant about myself.
My question to you is why are you so attached to the label of robot that you think it's worthwhile to waste time and energy defending its honor through a million butthurt shitposts? If you unironically identify with it that much then you've got much bigger problems than muh non-virgin fags invading muh sekrit club, kid.
>>27651104
>calling me butthurt after writing all that
Calling a non-virgin not a robot isn't autistic hairsplitting it's simply sticking commonly accepted usage of a term.
Gays cannot be robots. If you are gay you can LITERALLY go to a public bathroom and get sex.
is this a board for homosexuals
>>27651242
It's not, gays can't be robots.
>>27651225
If you're straight you can LITERALLY follow a small girl down a back alleyway at night and get sex
>>27651225
What's wrong anon, why just not date a cute downs syndrome girl?
>tfw don't wanna be gay
>tfw you try and tell others how being gay isn't good
>tfw their only response is "IT DOETHNT AFFECT YOUUUU"
>"IF IT'S CONTHENTUAL AND BETWEEN ADULTH THEN WHATH WROOOOONG?"
Like I'm a gay man I know how empty and unfulfilling it is, why do you doubt me you cucked straight people?
Finally acquired boyfriend. Well I guess I'll just pack my things up and go inb4 NORMIE REEE.
>>27651996
Godspeed you, fag emperor
But seriously, I hope he makes you happy and that things work well between you
>>27651977
not like 3DPD matters anyways
just get a cute husbando and never leave your home, it's not like you were able to procreate in the first place
I recommend Link
>>27652005
Thanks anon. He does make me really happy. I'm just waiting till august when he moves down to my city so he's 10 mins away instead of 45.
>>27652021
I can procreate though and women are attracted to me but I have no desire to fuck them.
Also I've jerked off to too much porn that vanilla 2d stuff like that doesn't turn me on.
>>27652021
>that pic
More postman TP link?
>>27652054
>I can procreate though and women are attracted to me but I have no desire to fuck them.
turkey baster is bagina :DDD
>>27652054
That's because you're gay anon. Accept it. It can be a wonderful thing.
>>27652102
>It can be a wonderful thing.
What
>can't procreate with partner
>will never be totally tolerated by all
>not perpetuating my genetic lineage
I don't even like anal, it's gross and repulsive.
>>27648888
Ideal
>tall
>white
>German
>longish hair
>no facial hair
>good hygine
>likes vidya and will cuddle with me
Me
>short
>half white half black
>British
>short hair
>no facial hair
>good hygine
>/fa/
>edgy faggot
>>27652167
You can perpetuate your genetic lineage if you're that concerned about it. There's even experimental technology in the works that could let you create a zygote out of the DNA from two men/women.
And nothing will ever be completely accepted. If they don't hate you for being gay, they'll hate you for being american, or a republican/democrat, or because you have shit taste in movies.
>>27651977
>"IT DOETHNT AFFECT YOUUUU"
And then they shove it down your throat through media and social whatever and whine and whine and force people to not only put up with their shit but to defend and support them and even encourage their bullshit.
They make it affect everyone.
>>27652229
>British
W H E R E
>>27652275
S U R R E Y
U
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R
E
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Original
bisex here. had many gf in my life but no men.
I always hated my gay part.
Its not my choice if i am attracted to some men.
But its my choice if i decide to do sex with them.
How the fuck, I ask you how the fuck, if you have a little bit of proud in your blood, would you have sex with the same gender ?
I think its fucking disgusting.
And my social environnement thinks nothing bad about homosex.
But i hate it, its disgusting. I against every rule of nature.
Fuck homosexuality, dont fall for that shit
>>27648888
Ideal
>6'-6'4"
>Skinny or toned
>has non-pleb taste in music and movies
>introverted
>outdoorsy
>well read
>has a foot fetish
>has a creative hobby like drawing, photography, or writing
>no gay voice
>has a good sense of style (note: actually GOOD style, not just flamboyant fag couture)
Minimum
>thin
>white
>introverted
>>27652262
The thing I hate most about it now is how lgbt issues are now a marketing fad. Anyone remember the rainbow Oreos? It was the most blatant cash grab attempt I have ever seen yet all the pro-lgbt people ate the shit up because
>muh acceptance
And now horribly written gays are being shoehorned into video games just so they can slap
>GAY FRIENDLY
on the box.
And this is coming from a fag.
>>27652237
>You can perpetuate your genetic lineage if you're that concerned about it
It won't ever be in a healthy manner.
>He only dates white guys
>If he's willing to date black/mixed guy it's because he's a bottom slut
>>27652308
Damn, I'm right proper Yorkshire born 'n bred
>yfw you see a couple of hot fags kissing each other at subway, but you're a 7/10 virgin female
>>27646800
>Likes heavy/experimental music
>called poser because I look girly
>>27652373
Why don't you want to date a black guy?
>>27652517
What are you doing in this thread, Stacey?
> gay
> robot
you might not have a bf, but if you can get as much sex as you want
>>27652548
maybe if you want aids. gay people CAN be robots.
>>27652533
Negroes are repulsive.
>>27652548
>but if you can get as much sex as you want
Yea, with gross fatties or old men. Straight bots can get sex with fat cows if they wanted too.
>>27652561
but you're black yourself, no?
>>27652548
Literally half this thread is arguing about your point, please read before making useless statements
>>27652581
>Original original original
NO.
>tfw just got an HIV test
phew, most nerve wracking experience of my life despite the fact that I really don't sleep around that much.
>>27652558
> what are condoms
>>27652570
I have been to sex theaters and saunas and there are lots of different people depending on the place, the time, or luck. I have even seen 9/10 young women.
>>27652585
nothing to argue about, it's a fact :^)
>>27652684
>I have been to sex theaters and saunas and there are lots of different people depending on the place, the time, or luck. I have even seen 9/10 young women.
Not all of us are hedonisitc degenerates, as a matter of fact that's probably why we're here.
>>27652634
wait then why are you mad that he only dates white guys?
>>27652704
>Not all of us are hedonisitc degenerates, as a matter of fact that's probably why we're here.
ding ding ding ding ding
>>27652761
I mean we're still degenerates because we're attracted to other men but otherwise we aren't as degenerate as normie gays.
>tfw become so used to porn that only amateurs spycam stuff gets me hard
How can I fix this?
>>27652717
Why shouldn't I be? I have the best characteristics of both race for example my full lips and blue eyes the only unnatractive features that I inherited are my coon nose and hair
Any advice for getting tested for the first time?
Daily reminder gays can't be robots and this thread is null and void
>>27652813
Dude you're a nigger, quite deluding yourself. Blue eyes on a mulatto are like diamonds on shit.
>>27652894
you're a mad lil baby boy aren't you?
cootchy coo baby boy is mad at the fags cootchy coo coo
>>27652911
>being so autistic he makes baby noises
>>27652927
I'm appealing to your infantile nature can't you see?
>>27652911
>writing out baby talk in a post
>>27646818
>boi pucci
kill yourself you disgusting abomination.
>>27652941
The only one being infantile is you broheem
>>27652950
nah famalam I disagree, you're pretty false here bro, don't wanna rain on your parade or anything but the realities of this situation are against you, friend.
>>27652978
>nah famalam I disagree, you're pretty false here bro, don't wanna rain on your parade or anything but the realities of this situation are against you, friend.
not really, to be honest
>>27652898
Diamonds covered in poop are still worth more than black pearls.
Okay okay okay, enough of the arguing and sad feels chaps
What things about yourself do you like the most and makes you a desirable bf?
I'll start
>don't have a flat ass
>loves to cook, so can treat any future bf to a delicious meal
>>27653052
Yea that wasn't a good comparison, I meant to say they're a wasted feature.
>>27653077
>tall
>skinny
>good eyes
>dick is above average
>not a flamboyant banal fag
>>27653114
What did I say to make you act so cruelly towards me? Are you black?
>>27653176
No I'm white, it just bothers me when I encounter blacks who don't want to date other black guys because they think they're better, it also kind reinforces the idea that whites are superior in some way, which I won't deny but I doubt you think that and it's hypocritical.
>>27653222
I do beleive that whites are superior and I'm not black.
>>27653294
not that guy but i saved your pepe my friend ;)
>>27653294
White genes are recessive friend, if a mixed couple has a kid, it's black. But at least you're gay and won't reproduce, that's a plus. I'd entertain dating a mulatto boy but most I see look like abominations.
>go to r9k for friendly conversations with other robots to help me cope with my loneliness and depression
>HA.
>>27653320
D O N O T S T E A L M U H PEEPEE XD
>>27653568
we're all lonely and depressed, there's nothing new to discuss in those regards
Now accusing people of being normies? Now THATS something we can all get behind
>>27646818
>tfw used to sell myself to old men
It fucks you up man
>>27654180
How do you get into it?
Is the money good
>>27654225
The money depends on how attractive you are. The better looking you are the higher you can get away with charging. I got into it because my sexuality was fucked up from being sexually abused at a young age coupled with being homeless during my late teens/early twenties.
>>27654293
How much did you earn and how attractive are you?
>>27646800
It's easier to be gaybot than straightbot. There are guys who would go for you as a fetish while there are zero female fetishists.
>>27654331
I don't think I'm that attractive but I usually made a couple hundred on a good week. I started out giving blowjobs in alleyways for money to buy food so I did work my way up I guess.
>>27654339
Yeah but tiny percentage of population is gay, its so unlikely I will meet one of the ugly manlet fetishists
>>27646800
>tfw 5'11
>tfw skinny 145 pounds
>tfw bottom
>tfw no one wants a skinny lanky guy as their bf
How do I fix this? do I lift?
>>27654394
How do you even start doing that, do you just ask strangers or what?
>>27654485
>Be starving
>Go up to people and ask for money because hungry
>people either tell me to fuck off or give me a couple bucks
>some people are scumbags and say they'll either buy me dinner or give me like twenty bucks if I follow them into an alley or go into their car or some shit and suck them off
>want to eat so throw away dignity and do it
That was pretty much the first time. Eventually I became so broken I decided to hang around the gay areas of the city and it got easier to find men who would help me out
>>27654425
eat more, squat more, lift more
There's two gays and one str8y pictured here, guess who is who..
>>27654628
faggblox
>>27654425
>>tfw no one wants a skinny lanky guy as their bf
Are you joking? Plenty of guys want that.
>>27654425
>>27654738
Yeah, like, every desire femme male should have that physique.
Get out in the real world, robot. Which is by no means an insult.
>>27654425
as always the answer is lower your standars
>>27654720
Thankxx.
>>27654394
How much money per act/hour or whatever?
>>27655361
I was able to get away with charging between 100-120 per hour
>>27655415
How did you find clients? Purely on the street?
Also how old were you?
>>27655500
I did this between 18-23. I started on the street. Eventually I frequented an area enough that word got out I would suck guys off. Guys would start propositioning me more often and asking if I did more. Eventually it snowballed and I was going with them to their houses or motels or parties for sex and drugs.
>tfw you will never be a cheap rentboy
>>27655678
Why be cheap? If you're skinny and look young you can make lots of money. Just be prepared to be replaced at any given moment and spend your money wisely.
>>27655696
I'm a robot I'm not good looking. I just looked online for escorts and they all look perfect and a lot charge less than >>27655415
I'm too uggo to give it away
>>27655760
charging that was end game when I started cleaning myself up. I started out charging next to nothing or being used while strung out on drugs.
If I'm looking at getting into prostituting myself is there anyway I can leverage my virginity to make some extra money on the first one?
Would people pay extra to pop my butt cherry?
Or should I act like I'm experienced.
>>27655821
Sell yourself however you want. If you advertise it well you might get some creep who gets off on taking a young guy's virginity.
>>27652813
Self hating cancer. Literally lower than shit
Looking for a nice sub boy to be my bf. Anyone who might be interested please contact me on skype: Deivis102
>>27646800
absolutely terrible
i really want to die
>>27655989
Where are you from?
bfbloxxxxxx fucking robot
bumping for more faggets
>>27656752
There's only so many faggots on this board
No matter how many of these threads are made, you'll be stuck with the same old bitter, selfloathing fuccbois.
>>27656893
And what more is there to say, we are lonely and gay and shit.
>>27656923
Exactly - those are the common threads. We want qt bfs and are all depressed.
Let's open the floor up a bit - what have all you guys been up to today?
>wake up at 11
>cooked an omlette with some pak choy
>worked on a drum pattern for some music I wrote yesterday
>got hyped for new Swans album
>chilled playing my DS and listened to Death Grips
>worked through some maths tutorials for a uni module
>cooked dinner for family (visiting during Easter break)
>back to chilling
>>27646800
I shaved my whole body for the first time today.WITH AN ELECTRIC RAZOR AND I DON'T HAVE THE RIGH TOOLS TO FINISH THE JOB HELP ME I FEEL SO ITCHY HELP
>>27657379
you dun fucked up now
>>27657379
How long did that take you? I tried shaving my legs with a disposable razor once and it took me hours to get it silky smooth.
Not worth it - the itchy stubble was torture
>>27658051
Seriously I don't get how anons always seem to be silky smooth, just shaving near my groin was taking forever.
I'm tempted to shell out some cash and get a wax.
>>27658194
I shave my ass & genitals once a week - once you get into a routine it doesn't take long at all since there's very little growth to shave off again - half an hour for all of it tops.
I would wax, but then again I'm here like "who the hell for?"
>>27658306
Electric or disposable?
I think once you do it once it get easier just maintaining it but still the first one seems like it will take awhile.
P.S.
How do you shave ass crack and around bum hole?
>>27658332
Disposable
>How do you shave ass crack and around bum hole?
Spread your legs as wide apart as possible - either by squatting or sit on a chair - in front of a huge mirror. Use your less dominant hand to spread each ass cheek apart and shave with your dominant hand.
I look like an ass shaving in front of my fullbody mirror with my head between my legs to see what the fuck I'm doing. Thank god I have a lock in my dorm room
>>27658455
How do minimize the mess?
Why do gay people own the rainbow? Why does sodomy allow you to claim all the colors?
>>27658498
Mess? like, cutting yourself or not managing to shave everything?
Git gud. It comes with practice - though stretching the area of skin you're focusing on helps to minimize nicking yourself
>>27658510
Top kek - at least brown's left. You like brown, right?
>>27658566
No I mean the mess of shaving cream and hair etc. Do you have mirror in shower or something?
I think I just retarded considering how hard I find this.
>>27658605
I use wet wipes / baby wipes to clean up most of the foam, but otherwise I just rinse myself off in the shower. After the first time you shave, if you keep at it regularly, there's not so much hair to deal with - unless you're complete bearmode
>>27654738
I think that is the joke, my good fellow.
>>27652312
Normally don't do this kind of shit but why the fuck not
>Yes
>Mostly
>Define pleb
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>No
>I'm really pretentious about photography, and want to write a book
>Yes
>That's also pretty broad, I can't tell if you are saying they should like what you like or actually be into high fashion
>>27647606
You can get a fuckbuddy easily but it is IMPOSSIBLE to find a partner. I do not want a fuckbuddy, I want a husband. You can tell by seeing the posts here that none of them is husband material.
All I want from life is a pure virgin husband ;_;
>>27648888
>normal
>about as tall as me
>Nazi
>versatile
>southern European or atheist Sand Nigger
>>27652315
>And now horribly written gays are being shoehorned into video games just so they can slap
>>GAY FRIENDLY
>on the box.
Holy shit this.
I just stick to Jap media for gayshit instead
>>27647229
Same, I have been posting on /lgbt/ as well but nobody wants to share info.
>>27658051
Sorry for late reply. It didn't take me too long because of the electric razor but my body rn is fucked. I'm going to buy what I need tomorrow morning (disposable razors and body shaving gel/foam/whatever). My ass is especially fucked.aha because we're all gay xd
>>27660249
>implying all of us have had sex
>>27660306
>implying more than a handful of us have had sex
>>27660306
It was just a joke desuas if a guy who decides one day to shave all his body hair with an electric razor isn't a sperg virginIT'S SO ITCHY FUCK
>>27660610
The razor, the stubble or all your body hair?
I'd highly reccommend getting some in-shower body moisturizer - not only does it help with the itching but it makes your body feel grrrrrrrrreat. Not even in the masturbatory sense, I just like feeling how soft my arms are
>>27650895
>>aryan
I dont think you know what that means anon
